Women

[Xcalibur]

Women, in general, are fun.

If you know how to play the men's life, you have fun with women, in general.

Most women prefer:

Independant
Cute
Powerful ($$$ and/or physicaly)

Independance can overcome the 2 others EASILY.

End of story: You want to have success with women, be independant.

p.s. Monogamy sux:(

:lol::lol:

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

:spam:

[Xcalibur]

Indeed you are spamming. Please keep your useless posts elsewhere.

I'm trying to be helpful.

Beautiful women: :wow:

????

[Snapp]

Another gender thread? It's old and been done too many times as it is.


I also just realized that I didn't miss X in that period of time where he wasn't posting.

[Xcalibur]

It's not a gender thread. It's a thread about monogamy.

I wasn't gone, all in all.

I'll be in 2 weeks, until october. You'll have time to miss/hate/nothing me:)

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

:spam:

[Xcalibur]

Originally posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage
:spam:

Knew that Poe, that writer that was on drugs because of many reasons, was translated by BEAUDELAIRE ITSELF?

Ahh, you didn't.

Sorry.

[Artha]

Knew that Poe, that writer that was on drugs because of many reasons, was translated by BEAUDELAIRE ITSELF?

Dude, are you on drugs?

[Xcalibur]

I'm part of those guys that don't need drugs to "fly"

Women are my drugs:rolleyes:

[DeV]

Originally posted by Xcalibur
I'm part of those guys that don't need drugs to "fly"

Women are my drugs:rolleyes:
Do you need a hug? From a woman?

[Xcalibur]

You don't like hugs from women?

Hmm...

:blush:

[Soulpieced]

Women should be in the kitchen making me a sammich.

[Bobmuhthol]

Refer to my signature.

[Xcalibur]

Originally posted by Soulpieced
Women should be in the kitchen making me a sammich.

Women in kitchen: animals in their own natural habitat: good stuff.

[DeV]

Originally posted by Soulpieced
Women should be in the kitchen making me a sammich. Too bad we arent.. so while your in there how about you make me one.. hold the lettuce, extra mayo. :saint:

[Xcalibur]

Mayo = bad for the feminine butt.

Friendly advise:socool:

[DeV]

Originally posted by Xcalibur
Mayo = bad for the feminine butt.

Friendly advise:socool:

As opposed to Mayo = bad for the masculine butt

[Soulpieced]

Mayonnaise is so bad yet so good.

[Xcalibur]

Originally posted by DarkelfVold

Originally posted by Xcalibur
Mayo = bad for the feminine butt.

Friendly advise:socool:

As opposed to Mayo = bad for the masculine butt

Men usualy have faster metabolism and usualy (at least here) have more physical job.

When I see a girl eating a double dose of mayonnaise in her sandwich for dinner and then going to study, I'm pitying her boyfriend :(

Women pass 20 should ban mayonnaise beside if they jog and workout!

[DeV]

Don't worry, my girlfriend loves my body. Its you I pity, it seems like you haven't had any love in a while.

[Edaarin]

Whatever you're smoking, pass that shit this way.

[Xcalibur]

Originally posted by DarkelfVold
Don't worry, my girlfriend loves my body. Its you I pity, it seems like you haven't had any love in a while.


She's probably pregnant.

Love is in the air..

!

Edaarin, I'll bring the beers!

[Edaarin]

Probably? Heh, this may be one of those things that you wanna go to a doctor for...

[DeV]

Poor thing.

[Satira]

Oh yeah heaven forbid a woman should be fat or enjoy mayo at all- it might be OFFENSIVE to her boyfriend.

Oh my god, what would I do if I didn't have a MAN? *faints dramatically*

Gag me.

[Xcalibur]

Originally posted by Edaarin
Probably? Heh, this may be one of those things that you wanna go to a doctor for...

No no, we'd be happy.

You want your woman to be pregnant before 30, as after it's breaking the body too much usualy.

It's just, after, 9 months of stress and bizarre stuff:wow:

[DeV]

Fat free kraft miracle whip works for me.. im a size 6 and naturally athletic so I don't have to worry much about being not being physical.

[Xcalibur]

Originally posted by Lady Satira
Oh yeah heaven forbid a woman should be fat or enjoy mayo at all- it might be OFFENSIVE to her boyfriend.

Oh my god, what would I do if I didn't have a MAN? *faints dramatically*

Gag me.

Easy.

You'd be defenseless

[Satira]

I'm sure I could kick your ass. I've done it to plenty of men before.

[Xcalibur]

On internet, you can say that you'd could lift the moon if you want.

Fact is, women are defenseless a good 80% of the time without a man to secure them.

It's called natural fact.

You'd probably kick my ass if I was letting you doing so, by the way

You're still cute:socool:

[TheEschaton]

Wow.

[Miss X]

I'm scared by this thread....

[Galleazzo]

Words fail me.

[Atlanteax]

Someone is obviously "high" :thumbsdown:

:weirdthread:

[Hulkein]

Hahha, I think X is the man.

[Betheny]

I don't get it. I'm not even gonna try.

[Skirmisher]

X is just........X

He is man working without the censors that most use before speaking.

Don't try to understand this not often occuring facinating phenomenon.

Just watch in amazement.

[DeV]

X is actually pretty interesting. He is ok, in my book. A bit odd, but ok.

[Weedmage Princess]

X is why the saying "sleep with one eye open" exists.

[Reijin]

I thought Metallica was the reason that phrase existed... It seems that perhaps I was wrong.

[Satira]

I just don't think he really knows anything about women at all. I think he's just sticking to a particular genre of woman.

No offense taken though, since I know you're wrong about me.

I CAN LIFT THE MOON FOR YOUR INFORMATION! :lol:

[Weedmage Princess]

Nah, it was X.

By the way, X is just misunderstood.

Deep down, he really wants to be a woman. Him and Edaarin. :whistle:

[peam]

I've been waiting for an X outbreak for a while. This thread has quenched my thirst. :thumbsup:

[Galleazzo]

Ya sorta wonder ... does X really believe that shit or is he just trying to get a rise outta us?

[Weedmage Princess]

Originally posted by Galleazzo
...is he just trying to get a rise outta us?

:thumbsup:

X is actually a pretty good guy, atleast that's been my experience with him. He just likes to say things for the sake of saying them, or cause he finds it amusing. He really shouldn't be taken seriously I'd say atleast 80% of the time.

[longshot]

Originally posted by Lady Satira
Oh yeah heaven forbid a woman should be fat or enjoy mayo at all- it might be OFFENSIVE to her boyfriend.


It is when they get fatter everytime they come over.

I just had to get rid of a really sweet girl because she couldn't keep her face out of the mayo.

It was tough to do.

I blame her though.

[Xcalibur]

Oh man, too much reactions, let me responde, thanks!


Originally posted by Hulkein
Hahha, I think X is the man.

You got it, you read, you understood and you concluded. I can "guarante" that if you follow these very rules, any women (beside the normal frustrated feminism) will drool at you.


Originally posted by Maimara
I don't get it. I'm not even gonna try. ¸

You do understand, you're a woman of certain experiences.
You surely do it without thinking.


Originally posted by Skirmisher
X is just........X

He is man working without the censors that most use before speaking.

Don't try to understand this not often occuring facinating phenomenon.

Just watch in amazement.

that from you is a REALLY good comment about me, I thank you trully!


Originally posted by DarkelfVold
X is actually pretty interesting. He is ok, in my book. A bit odd, but ok.

That is 10000 times better to be "just ok"


Originally posted by Weedmage Princess
X is why the saying "sleep with one eye open" exists.

I don't understand that.. but you said later...



Originally posted by Lady Satira
I just don't think he really knows anything about women at all. I think he's just sticking to a particular genre of woman.

No offense taken though, since I know you're wrong about me.

I CAN LIFT THE MOON FOR YOUR INFORMATION! :lol:

I got all kind of women beside black girls, too few here. I think I know really much about women for a couple of reasons. I cannot say I have an high percentage of sucess with them, but I could throw one just like that (I'd say around 20%)

I don't know you, I cannot talk precisly about you. If you fit in my description (if you're a woman), then... :)

GIMME PROOF ABOUT YOUR LIFTING, WOMAN:)


Originally posted by Weedmage Princess
Nah, it was X.

By the way, X is just misunderstood.

Deep down, he really wants to be a woman. Him and Edaarin. :whistle:

BANG, right on the spot. I have my woman moments, indeed:)


Originally posted by peam
I've been waiting for an X outbreak for a while. This thread has quenched my thirst. :thumbsup:

Hehhehe, hope you'd be "satisfied"


Originally posted by Galleazzo
Ya sorta wonder ... does X really believe that shit or is he just trying to get a rise outta us?

The three you said. (third would be something else too)


Originally posted by Weedmage Princess

Originally posted by Galleazzo
...is he just trying to get a rise outta us?

:thumbsup:

X is actually a pretty good guy, atleast that's been my experience with him. He just likes to say things for the sake of saying them, or cause he finds it amusing. He really shouldn't be taken seriously I'd say atleast 80% of the time.

I said 75, you can say 80, it's still very true.

But on that, seriously, I think i'm not that unserious. Spoken with a few, saw a few ex ff gf one night, bla bla bla... and noticed a pattern.

More to come!

[Hulkein]

Originally posted by Xcalibur
You got it, you read, you understood and you concluded. I can "guarante" that if you follow these very rules, any women (beside the normal frustrated feminism) will drool at you.

It's already working.. When I go out I keep a bottle of mayo, when I meet a girl I offer her some, if she declines I know it's safe for me to get her number. Thank you X :thumbsup:

[Edited on 4-9-2004 by Hulkein]

[Skirmisher]

Oy

The poor women of Philly

[Xcalibur]

heheheheh.

It's like when going to sub-way and you see that girl, somewhat cute, order a steak and cheese submarine with extra MAYONAISE and yet, the poor girl takes diet pepsi...

BOOOOOOOOOOH those ladies

Booh em

[Satira]

:thumbsdown:

[Ambrosia]

:lol: This thread is what I needed after a long day. X, I must admit, you're one of the strangest men on earth that I have came across, but I'm sure it's just because you are misunderstood. :yes: That must be it. There is no possible way you can believe all that you just said.... Is there?

[Xcalibur]

Know your woman's cycle: know your woman's 50% more.

Bad news: always after the cycle.

Bad news that you want to be a reason of a break: during the cycle

Good news: ALWAYS before the cycle.

Taken from a good book and experiences:cool: