How Small is Rocktar's Penis? [Archive] - The Gemstone IV Players' Corner

Clove

07-30-2010, 07:10 AM

Looks like rocktar touched a nerve.Naw, I'm just interested in how well he handles free speech :D

I didn't claim legal authority but I did mock your own inexpert opinion. I don't need any special education or professional experience to think you're full of shit. Fuck you if you can't handle free speech.

WHAAAAAAAAA pussy boy is crying for attention cause I am picking on him, you can't deal with free speech when it disagrees with you. I handle free speech just fine, not my fault you got sand in your vagina over being treated in exactly the same way you have treated me. Take your bellyaching elsewhere male child.

ElvenFury

07-30-2010, 09:07 AM

Aren't you supposed to whip out that quote AFTER he flips his lid? I think it's a little early to be claiming troll success.

Clove

07-30-2010, 09:10 AM

Aren't you supposed to whip out that quote AFTER he flips his lid? I think it's a little early to be claiming troll success.I realize I've "tipped my hand" but I haven't claimed victory... like I said I'm just interested. It's not like Rocktar has a stellar success record at ignoring anyone. Plus it amuses me everytime this thread title bumps.

Ryvicke

07-30-2010, 09:17 AM

I think it's creepy he called you "male child".

Drew

07-30-2010, 09:43 AM

I think it's creepy he called you "male child".

Child, please.

Clove

07-30-2010, 09:52 AM

I think it's creepy he called you "male child".

Child, please.I thought it was creepy too. Maybe he fantasizes he's in Narnia now or something.

Parkbandit

07-30-2010, 10:27 AM

I think it's creepy he called you "male child".

More creepy than Clove wondering how big or small his junk is?

Clove

07-30-2010, 10:31 AM

More creepy than Clove wondering how big or small his junk is?I just knew you'd be in here before your boyfriend!

Hey PB, my friend sold me his 3GS for $10.00 and I got $40.00 for it on eBay. How should I spend the $30.00 profit? Or do I need to convert that to income first?

Parkbandit

07-30-2010, 10:41 AM

I just knew you'd be in here before your boyfriend!

Don't be jealous.. unlike you, I have no desire of finding out how big or small Rocktar's penis is.

He's all yours.

Hey PB, my friend sold me his 3GS for $10.00 and I got $40.00 for it on eBay. How should I spend the $30.00 profit? Or do I need to convert that to income first?

It's pretty simple:

If you purchased it, then that money is yours to do with what you wish.

If you purchased it through a company you owned, then you should follow general accounting principles to determine how to report and distribute the money to the owners of shareholders of the company. This depends primarily how your business was set up.

AnticorRifling

07-30-2010, 10:48 AM

I just knew you'd be in here before your boyfriend!

Hey PB, my friend sold me his 3GS for $10.00 and I got $40.00 for it on eBay. How should I spend the $30.00 profit? Or do I need to convert that to income first?

Did it come with info about another man's penis on it?

Clove

07-30-2010, 10:48 AM

It's pretty simple:

If you purchased it, then that money is yours to do with what you wish.Apology accepted.

If you purchased it through a company you owned, then you should follow general accounting principles to determine how to report and distribute the money to the owners of shareholders of the company. This depends primarily how your business was set up.Can you outline any of those principles? I'm specifically looking for the part that forbids spending a profit?

Clove

07-30-2010, 10:50 AM

Did it come with info about another man's penis on it?Sure did. There's an app for that.

AnticorRifling

07-30-2010, 10:51 AM

Sure did. There's an app for that.

Then you should have sold it for like 41.27. Way to fuck up the margin.

ElvenFury

07-30-2010, 10:51 AM

Sure did. There's an app for that.
Glad to hear the phone is saliva resistant.

Parkbandit

07-30-2010, 11:01 AM

Apology accepted.

Can you outline any of those principles? I'm specifically looking for the part that forbids spending a profit?

Are you really trying to take this discussion to yet another thread? Come on, let it go. It didn't turn out so well for you in the other 2... you somehow think 3 is a charm?

Let's just say... if I had any questions regarding it, don't worry.. I'll just call my professional accountant to deal with it.

If you want, I can give you his number.. but we both know you couldn't afford his rates.

Now, on with your quest to find out everything you can about Rocktar's cock size!

Keller

07-30-2010, 11:04 AM

If you purchased it through a company you owned, then you should follow general accounting principles to determine how to report and distribute the money to the owners of shareholders of the company. This depends primarily how your business was set up.

I've never seen a company that pays dividends to the owners of its shareholders.

That is interesting.

Keller

07-30-2010, 11:08 AM

Let's just say... if I had any questions regarding it, don't worry.. I'll just call my professional accountant to deal with it.

If you want, I can give you his number.. but we both know you couldn't afford his rates.

I promise you my rates are higher than your accountants.

And I will tell you Clove is absolutely correct.

g++

07-30-2010, 11:08 AM

I've never seen a company that pays dividends to the owners of its shareholders.

That is interesting.

Rocktars gots ta get paid for his slaves.

4a6c1

07-30-2010, 11:18 AM

REALLY GUYS. Did you all just turn a potentially awesome montage of random creepy internet pics and Gor jokes into a politics thread?!

PC FAIL

g++

07-30-2010, 11:19 AM

REALLY GUYS. Did you all just turn a potentially awesome montage of random creepy internet pics and Gor jokes into a politics thread?!

PC FAIL

I dont understand what the difference between those two things are.

4a6c1

07-30-2010, 11:20 AM

I'm trying to fix this thread.

Here's a scary pencil.

http://www.monster-munch.com/images/CreepyPencilFace500.jpg

Back

07-30-2010, 11:25 AM

Haha. What have you got to prove, Clove? This is serious business! You seem a bit obsessed with penis size, little buddy.

4a6c1

07-30-2010, 11:39 AM

Haha. What have you got to prove, Clove? This is serious business! You seem a bit obsessed with penis size, little buddy.

I think you have a valid point here.

Clove owns a number of long cylindrical furry animals. Coincidence?? I THINK NOT.

/glenn beck

AnticorRifling

07-30-2010, 11:40 AM

Haha. What have you got to prove, Clove? This is serious business! You seem a bit obsessed with penis size, little buddy. Like recognizes like and he's lookin familiar?

Parkbandit

07-30-2010, 11:43 AM

I've never seen a company that pays dividends to the owners of its shareholders.

That is interesting.

Typo.. of was supposed to be or. I'm sure you realized that... but hey, your post had the response you desired most.. my attention.

And I don't think I used the term "dividend".

I promise you my rates are higher than your accountants.

By your rates.. you mean your company's rates.. since you are a long way off from partner. Right?

And I will tell you Clove is absolutely correct.

About Rocktar's penis? I will definitely concede to your and Clove's expertise on that subject... an expertise you have both demonstrated a great proficiency with. I mean heck, didn't you brag about not having a gag reflex when you swallowed?

Parkbandit

07-30-2010, 11:44 AM

Haha. What have you got to prove, Clove? This is serious business! You seem a bit obsessed with penis size, little buddy.

Did you really use the phrase "little buddy"?

Come on....

Parkbandit

07-30-2010, 11:45 AM

I think you have a valid point here.

Clove owns a number of long cylindrical furry animals. Coincidence?? I THINK NOT.

/glenn beck

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/small/0807/richard-gere-hamster-richard-gere-wink-demotivational-poster-1217532967.jpg

Clove

07-30-2010, 12:01 PM

Are you really trying to take this discussion to yet another thread? Come on, let it go. It didn't turn out so well for you in the other 2... you somehow think 3 is a charm?You didn't answer any of my questions in the last 2 threads either. Who's digging in their heels?

Parkbandit

07-30-2010, 12:17 PM

You didn't answer any of my questions in the last 2 threads either. Who's digging in their heels?

The question where you initially said all the terms were interchangeable and then wanted me to explain each term to you? By not playing your little game, what point was I digging my heels into?

You have been entertaining this week, but let's stick to the thread topic you created... your in-depth investigation about the size of Rocktar's cock. It's obviously important to you... since you created an entire thread about it.

Keller

07-30-2010, 12:28 PM

And I don't think I used the term "dividend".

That is because you are not precise or careful in what you write.

If a company distributes money to the owners of its shareholders, the company is a corporation. Distributions of property from corporations are called dividends.

By your rates.. you mean your company's rates.. since you are a long way off from partner. Right?

No, I mean my rate. The rate that is changed per hour of my time.

Fancy you mentioning this - I found out yesterday that I was being promoted this year. So my rates are increasing and I am one step closer to making partner.

About Rocktar's penis? I will definitely concede to your and Clove's expertise on that subject... an expertise you have both demonstrated a great proficiency with. I mean heck, didn't you brag about not having a gag reflex when you swallowed?

You couldn't work my dad into this deflection? Step it up!

Clove

07-30-2010, 12:33 PM

The question where you initially said all the terms were interchangeable and then wanted me to explain each term to you? By not playing your little game, what point was I digging my heels into?You dug your heels in by insisting you were correct when you couldn't support your claims. You claim that "income, profit, earnings and gains" are not interchangeable terms. I simply asked you tell us the difference. Support your claim or concede that you don't know what you're talking about.

You've claimed that certain accounting principles deny that it is possible to spend a profit. Describe them. Support your claim or concede that you don't know what you're talking about.

Who's digging his heels in?
You have been entertaining this week, but let's stick to the thread topic you created... your in-depth investigation about the size of Rocktar's cock. It's obviously important to you... since you created an entire thread about it.Don't tell me you're going to champion the cause of staying on topic now? You've actually boasted about your ability to derail a thread. Not to worry, I'm not picky about what my trolling net drags in. Thanks for coming!

Warriorbird

07-30-2010, 01:30 PM

REALLY GUYS. Did you all just turn a potentially awesome montage of random creepy internet pics and Gor jokes into a politics thread?!

PC FAIL

Going to have to agree with the inexplicably Christian conservative.

Clove

07-30-2010, 01:44 PM

You guys just weren't making with the Gor jokes fast enough and I got bored. Put up!

Warriorbird

07-30-2010, 02:04 PM

I know we can take this thread back to the Gor-den of Eden with enough effort.

Clove

07-30-2010, 02:05 PM

I literally snort-laughed when I read the "two horts" comment.

Liagala

07-30-2010, 02:17 PM

That is because you are not precise or careful in what you write.

If a company distributes money to the owners of its shareholders, the company is Gorean (with weird ideas that let mere slaves buy stock. Perhaps from their cages).

Fixed. And ironic.

Keller

07-30-2010, 02:32 PM

Fixed. And ironic.

Fair enough.

Mighty Nikkisaurus

07-30-2010, 02:36 PM

Come on Clove, if you really wanted this to become a Gor fest the title would be, "How many lactating hypnoslaves has Rocktar milked in his lifetime?"

Keller

07-30-2010, 02:38 PM

Just make a new thread.

Keller

07-30-2010, 02:39 PM

And it should be a poll.

And one questions how men lactate.

Cephalopod

07-30-2010, 02:42 PM

The hypno-slaves are men pretending to be women lactacting.

Duh.

ElvenFury

07-30-2010, 02:42 PM

Come on Clove, if you really wanted this to become a Gor fest the title would be, "How many lactating hypnoslaves has Rocktar milked in his lifetime?"
This is why Clove is losing the troll thread.

Parkbandit

07-30-2010, 02:42 PM

That is because you are not precise or careful in what you write.

Unlike you.. who types this in the very next sentence:

If a company distributes money to the owners of its shareholders

You have all the precision of an old Iraqi scud missile.

No, I mean my rate. The rate that is changed per hour of my time.

Yea.. because you make your rate. I'm pretty sure my accountant brings home a lion share of his rate compared to you.

Fancy you mentioning this - I found out yesterday that I was being promoted this year. So my rates are increasing and I am one step closer to making partner.

Anything is possible.. on the Internet.

I just finished a computer online course.. so I am one step closer to being the next Bill Gates!

You couldn't work my dad into this deflection? Step it up!

Let's not dwell on the mistakes of his past. I'm sure he beats himself up every day thinking "Damn, if only I forced my wife to get that abortion!"

Cephalopod

07-30-2010, 02:48 PM

Can PB, Clove and Keller just get a three-way going and anger-sex this out? It's getting tiring.

Parkbandit

07-30-2010, 02:51 PM

Can PB, Clove and Keller just get a three-way going and anger-sex this out? It's getting tiring.

I agree, it is tiring. If you notice, it's been Clove that has initiated this discussion in cross threads... but you are correct, I haven't helped.

I'll stop.

AnticorRifling

07-30-2010, 02:51 PM

Who's your concervative?!

You like that don't you liberal?!

Yeah just like that talk profit too me, call me a bad business man!

I just threw up in my mouth.

Clove

07-30-2010, 03:24 PM

I agree, it is tiring. If you notice, it's been Clove that has initiated this discussion in cross threads... but you are correct, I haven't helped.

I'll stop.Still can't support your claims?

Leloo

07-30-2010, 03:31 PM

Since this is already off topic... can someone explain to me who Rocktar and Clove are?

Ryvicke

07-30-2010, 03:42 PM

Check out the $7 Gas thread for the story of Rocktar. You might need to get some of those eclipse pinhole glasses to read it though. It's riddled with epic.

Drew

07-30-2010, 04:05 PM

Since this is already off topic... can someone explain to me who Rocktar and Clove are?

Rocktar pushed (and still pushes) his political views frequently and with fervor. Mostly right wing stuff, although never the religious right. Warriorbird and him would often engage in argument. Warriorbird did some snooping and found out that Rocktar was into "Gor" and "Gorean" stuff which is really really weird ultra dominance fantasies mixed with fantasy roleplaying. WB posted about it in the 7 dollar gas thread and it took off. Rocktar tried to defend himself and pretends it didn't happen and he's being targeted because of his political views but really it's because he's freakin weirdo.

Clove just likes to argue with PB and is the type of person who if he thinks he "gotcha" he'll bring it up like 20 times demanding you refute it. He's not on the same level of Rocktar at all.

Leloo

07-30-2010, 04:20 PM

Thank you Drew! I tried to wade through that 30 page thread but didn't have the patience to make it past page ten.

Cephalopod

07-30-2010, 04:46 PM

Thank you Drew! I tried to wade through that 30 page thread but didn't have the patience to make it past page ten.

You know, it really gets more interesting a bit later. It will really pay off if you stick to it.

CrystalTears

07-30-2010, 04:47 PM

It's the best last 10 pages of a thread for a long time.

Leloo

07-30-2010, 05:33 PM

Thanks CT, I'll check those out!

Delias

07-30-2010, 07:28 PM

All I know is that Tisket decisively ended this thread with a mortal combat style victory the other day, and today I come back and there are all sorts of words after that. Totally not wading through all of that crap.