Ghetto and/or White Trash Tendancies.

[peam]

While there are a few people on here who are undoubtedly stiff-lipped, cracker asses who act just like they're supposed to (Atlanteax - putting mid-grade in your BMW instead of premium doesn't count for shit in this thread.), I think most of us have some habits that are rather indicative of us having some influence of 'the other half' in us.

I'll kick things off.

In order to seal the window AC units in my apartment, I duct-taped the shit out of them on the interior. Looks great.

Hamburger helper. I'll eat it, and I'll fucking like it.

I shamelessly consume 40's of cheap malt liquor.

I also have an American Pit Bull Terrier.

Let your inner trailer park and/or housing project flow.

[B4Hand]

We (meaning the kids, and younger adults) played football in the street ( I pretended to lead cheers), brought the expensive stereo system from my house to put in the neighbors front yard..and drank wine from plastic tumblers. RED_NECK..yeehaw.

[Gnome Rage]

My school is IN the ghetto, does that count?

The neighborhood DQ gets held up weekly.
We get warnings about students being shot by crack heads with sawed off shot guns.
my friends and I were followed from Dan's Adult World to Cumberland farms by a methhead on a bicycle.

[WRoss]

my friends and I were followed from Dan's Adult World to Cumberland farms by a methhead on a bicycle.

This doesn't count as ghetto. Any man that sees 18 year old girls buying dildos is going to follow you.

[Tisket]

I have sofa in my yard and a truck on blocks in my driveway.

The sofa is being picked up tomorrow, we got a new one for the family room. And the truck...well fuck, the truck has been there a while...I have no excuse for that one.

[Gnome Rage]

lol. We were going to buy slushies at cumbies! He came OUT of dans adult world.

[Killer Kitten]

My windshield is cracked. All the way across, then a big one growing off of that. Also my tires are completely bald.

And ALL of my shoes are flip-flops. I guess come October or November I'll have to buy some sneakers.

[Enitocin]

My windshield is cracked. All the way across, then a big one growing off of that. Also my tires are completely bald.

And ALL of my shoes are flip-flops. I guess come October or November I'll have to buy some sneakers.
you're just jewish

[Drew]

I'm a classist. I hate ghetto and trailer trash people. Just putting that out there. Let it be known that Tim Hardaway does not like homosexuals and I don't like poor people (who act poor).

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

My favorite type of wine is typically 7 dollars a bottle, or a 2 for 12 special?

[Gnome Rage]

My favorite type of wine is typically 7 dollars a bottle, or a 2 for 12 special?

Carlo Rossi Jug Sangria w/ fruit added is pretty awesome.

[peam]

Carlo Rossi Paisano or GTFO

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Carlo Rossi Jug Sangria w/ fruit added is pretty awesome.

Hmm I've actually never tried non homemade sangria... I sense a packy run in my near future.

My favorite type of wine is Barefoot. When making sangria I usually mix Barefoot merlot with rum, lemon slices, orange slices, apple slices, lemon juice and seltzer. I was told it's pretty tasty. I make white sangria with the Barefoot pinot grigio + rum, lemonade, pears and berries (usually blackberry, blueberry, raspberry, and strawberry) and a splash of seltzer. Nachos and Liagala can vouch for its tastyness! Seriously though, sometimes I branch out and try new wines because I like the labels (who can resist a wine called Bitch?) but I always come back to my cheap chuck.

[WRoss]

I have a felony.

[Cephalopod]

Nachos and Liagala can vouch for its tastyness!

This is totally a lie. I have never had sangria* because I am straight.

*May or may not be a blatant lie.

[Enitocin]

I put duct tape in my truck to stop stuff from falling apart.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

This is totally a lie. I have never had sangria* because I am straight.

*May or may not be a blatant lie.

You would eat slightly less bacon for my sangria, don't lie.

[Cephalopod]

You would eat slightly less bacon for my sangria, don't lie.

Okay, I'll come clean. I tried, within a day of having this sangria, to reproduce it at home. I failed horribly and I have been jonesing for it ever since.

This may make me slightly gay.

I'll go wrestle a bear into submission to ungay myself. That's white-trash, right?

[peam]

Hmm I've actually never tried non homemade sangria... I sense a packy run in my near future.

My favorite type of wine is Barefoot. When making sangria I usually mix Barefoot merlot with rum, lemon slices, orange slices, apple slices, lemon juice and seltzer. I was told it's pretty tasty. I make white sangria with the Barefoot pinot grigio + rum, lemonade, pears and berries (usually blackberry, blueberry, raspberry, and strawberry) and a splash of seltzer. Nachos and Liagala can vouch for its tastyness! Seriously though, sometimes I branch out and try new wines because I like the labels (who can resist a wine called Bitch?) but I always come back to my cheap chuck.

Totally veering off my course here, but try some basil in your white sangria sometime.

You'll thank me later.

[Back]

I fixed my busted side mirror with packing tape and a hand mirror from the drug store. Passed inspection too.

[Sam]

I have a felony.

That's impressive. I've only been arrested for urinating in public...

[WRoss]

That's impressive. I've only been arrested for urinating in public...

Ohh, I've also been to Tiger Ridge, and come back.

[Delias]

Since someone stole one of my toilets I regularly have to pee into an open standpipe in the basement, because there is always someone taking a shit on the one remaining toilet. 90% of the things my toddling son owns are from relatives or a thrift store, and the other 10% are plastic dinosaurs from walmart. I sleep during the day and my bedroom windows are blocked out with cardboard and duct tape, oh, and a checker board that filled a gap.

I've also tried to make my own dandelion wine, shoes are for formal occasions only, I own less than a dozen shirts and half as many pairs of pants. If the house is empty I will not put on clothes, and if the house only contains people who have seen me naked before, again, no clothes. I also have a gravel driveway.

Do I really need to keep going?

Oh, right, when I was a kid we lived in a tent in new mexico.

[peam]

I've also tried to make my own dandelion wine.

Pretty regularly make my own wine.

Step-dad and I built a still a few Summers back. He makes decent side cash off the operation.

[pabstblueribbon]

This is totally a lie. I have never had sangria* because I am straight.

*May or may not be a blatant lie.

You misplaced your asterisk.

:P

[Stanley Burrell]

I was nodding my head to Method Man's "Tical" when it was first released.

[pabstblueribbon]

Oh and.. lets see.

Canoe trips.

I own a lot of tarps.

Moonshine.

Used to have a tire hung in a tree as my rottweilers "chew toy".

At least 3 broke down vehicles parked in my woods.

Big fan of Elvis.

Uh, oh!

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Yeah..

[peam]

I was nodding my head to Method Man's "Tical" when it was first released.

About time you showed up.

Give us a good drug story.

[peam]

I love when my people come together.

[Kuyuk]

my car has more dimples and dents than a golf ball.

[Kerranger]

Amateurs. Everyone around me takes better care of their lawn mower than their teeth. Theres a meth dealer living in the the trailer behind my home. We regularly get the cops called for shooting guns drunk and riding the 4 wheelers in the middle of the night, but since everyone went to school with each other theres usually no problems. There are four vehicles in the driveway and only one runs. Theres a big black bonfire burn spot in the middle of our yard. The garbage man once commented on the amount of empty Busch light cans we throw away.I used to have a doberman named Dixie. Three of my friend's wives have to do weekends in jail for domestic violence charges. Working on lawnmowers is big business. Fishing and hunting are fuckin serious and offroad mudding is a common pastime, and i know for a fact they have a "family plan" for the breath alcohol ignition interlock devices. The end.

[Back]

We went to a rodeo after my uncle’s funeral and drank Lonestar beer in cowboy boot can cozys. True story.

[Enitocin]

My family owns 15+ unregistered guns.

[Stanley Burrell]

Give us a good drug story.

Marijuana is now legal and every citizen has the innate human right to free medical coverage, which includes antidepressants and anxiolytics.

Does this have to be non-fiction?

[DCSL]

I love Boone's Farm "wines," especially Strawberry Hill.

I have actually gone cow-tipping.

[Celephais]

my friends and I were followed from Dan's Adult World to Cumberland farms by a methhead on a bicycle.
Sorry about that, but cumberland farms has the best slushies.

lol. We were going to buy slushies at cumbies! He came OUT of dans adult world.
Dan's adult world offers great value and discount prices.

[Gnome Rage]

Hmm I've actually never tried non homemade sangria... I sense a packy run in my near future.

My favorite type of wine is Barefoot. When making sangria I usually mix Barefoot merlot with rum, lemon slices, orange slices, apple slices, lemon juice and seltzer. I was told it's pretty tasty. I make white sangria with the Barefoot pinot grigio + rum, lemonade, pears and berries (usually blackberry, blueberry, raspberry, and strawberry) and a splash of seltzer. Nachos and Liagala can vouch for its tastyness! Seriously though, sometimes I branch out and try new wines because I like the labels (who can resist a wine called Bitch?) but I always come back to my cheap chuck.

There is this REALLY nice white wine with the creepiest fucking label ever. Creepy enough that we took a piece of paper, wrapped it around and rubber banded it on.

The wine was nice, very sweet though. Very much an after dinner wine. One glass and you were like "okay I'm done" but that glass was amazing. Its won tons of awards.

I forget the name, when I get home I'll ask my brother and PM it to you. Its really worth trying. It wasn't too expensive either.

[Gnome Rage]

Sorry about that, but cumberland farms has the best slushies.

Dan's adult world offers great value and discount prices.

An glory holes apparently.

My friend's made that fieldtrip without me.

[Delias]

An glory holes apparently.

My friend's made that fieldtrip without me.

Don't be jealous.

[peam]

Someone run that dumb bitch out of my thread.

[Delias]

I have been kicked out several stores for my refusal to wear shoes in public places. It is common practice for me, when drinking, to urinate on my neighbors lawn. I refused to cut the grass for months because my neighbors wanted to use my yard to play kick ball... when someone from the village asked me to cut it I declared that it was a nature preserve and I would not deprive the rabbits of their home... it didn't get cut until I went on vacation and my room mate at the time cut it, thinking he was doing me a favor. I was very angry. My grandma has repeatedly told me that she thinks a trailer park would be a nice place to live...which should give you some idea of how they think. My uncles continuously swap wives and, if you were to drink their blood, you would be high for days. I once won free blowjobs for life from my uncles second wife in a poker game. (I have not collected.)

I would keep going but I'm really starting to feel bad about myself and where I come from.

[Celephais]

Actual thread:
I've gone sledding towed behind a jeep Cherokee in the state forest.
I've raced lawn mowers down the road.
I've started fires with a leaf blower.
I've decided that the way to liven up a party is to break out the farm-all (it worked).
I had a guy we nicknamed "Country" show up at my parent's house because he heard gunfire, and he brought a gun to join us.
My dad broke both his feet because there was too much snow on the roof of his barn, so he decided to blow the snow off with a backpack leaf blower while standing on said snowy roof.
I've had the town police give me a ride home, and "do me the favor of turning off their lights as they pull into the driveway as not to disturb my parents".
I had another police officer trap a fisher cat at my house, and his 8 year old daughter looked at her boot as he held it up and said "aww, I got blood on my boot", completely undisturbed.

[Delias]

I've had the town police give me a ride home, and "do me the favor of turning off their lights as they pull into the driveway as not to disturb my parents".


This is my favorite.

[Kerranger]

I totally did the sled thing but it wasnt with a Jeep, it was with an F-150 4x4.

Also, Dumb Bitch: GTFO and attention whore elsewhere. Thanks.

[peam]

Christmas present when I was 11 years old was a .410 single-shot shotgun for hunting water snakes.

Those fuckers eat the native trout.

[TheEschaton]

I....drink straight from the bottle?

[Delias]

When I was 15, I went to visit my dad. He gave me a loaded shotgun to keep next to my bed while I was staying, "just in case".

[Celephais]

Christmas present when I was 11 years old was a .410 single-shot shotgun for hunting water snakes.

Those fuckers eat the native trout.

I think it was my 14th birthday when I got a 5 shot pump 20ga shotgun for shooting skeet in the back yard... That's also when my dad told me the story about how he got shot in the back by his cousin with a shotgun when they were out bird hunting. His cousin whirled around and fired, then after my dad dropped he ran. My dad walked back to the house, shot in his back, and collapsed on the porch, where his aunt, who happened to be a nurse was. They pulled all the little b-bs out of his back "like popping pimples", this was my 'safety story' about always pointing the gun at what you intend to shoot.

[Gan]

I'm from east Texas.


Fucking amateurs.

[Kerranger]

Appalachians, here. Near the NC-Tennessee border.

[peam]

Appalachians, here. Near the NC-Tennessee border.

Fuck yes.

Western Virginia.

**NOT WEST VIRGINIA**

[iJin]

Born in Guatemala. You can suck it.

[Kuyuk]

Born in Guatemala. You can suck it.

That just makes you impoverished, not trashy.

[Gnome Rage]

There is this REALLY nice white wine with the creepiest fucking label ever. Creepy enough that we took a piece of paper, wrapped it around and rubber banded it on.

The wine was nice, very sweet though. Very much an after dinner wine. One glass and you were like "okay I'm done" but that glass was amazing. Its won tons of awards.

I forget the name, when I get home I'll ask my brother and PM it to you. Its really worth trying. It wasn't too expensive either.

http://www.balletofangels.com/images/bottle-trans.png
Ballet of Angels. Its about $10.

I don't know why I find the label so damn creepy though... but I do.

[Kerranger]

Ahh Guatemala. The DEEP south.

[Delias]

You know you just quoted yourself, right? That's pretty fuckin pretentious for a slut slingin 10 dollar wine...

[Skeeter]

I play mens slow-pitch softball.

[Gnome Rage]

You know you just quoted yourself, right? That's pretty fuckin pretentious for a slut slingin 10 dollar wine...

Yes. I quoted myself on purpose, cause I told Nikki I'd PM it to her (in that post), but then just decided to post it.

[peam]

Ten bucks is about three times the cost of any wine that belongs in this thread.

[LMingrone]

True stories from LM: I had a triple murder in front of my house. In one week, on two separate days, I was held up with a .357 and a 9mm. The Latin Kings were trying to kill my mom. My dad's truck was stolen seven times (SEVEN).Kinda funny considering I was a normal middle class white kid.


Oh, and some douche stole my BMX bike once. I'm more pissed about that than anything.

[Sean of the Thread]

Fuck yes.

Western Virginia.

**NOT WEST VIRGINIA**


You two fucks stay away from my SO and kids. You're uncomfortably close to where they're staying in the smokes.

[Sean of the Thread]

I totally did the sled thing but it wasnt with a Jeep, it was with an F-150 4x4.

Also, Dumb Bitch: GTFO and attention whore elsewhere. Thanks.


I once pulled a living room carpet out of the house with my big ass jeep as it was too much work to cut up and take out like a normal person would.

So we hooked up a 50 foot rope and I put the jeep in gear.

My friend thought it was a good idea to jump on it as I was pulling down the brick road. I also thought this was a good idea so I gunned it. He took the magic carpet ride. The neighborhood was not amused.

[Tisket]

I had a guy we nicknamed "Country" show up at my parent's house because he heard gunfire, and he brought a gun to join us.

This made me laugh a lot.

[B4Hand]

Several months ago, my neighbor came by with a bottle of wine. It had been a pretty rough day, and we could not find a corkscrew. Sooo, since the drill was sitting near the front door we used that bad boy to get the cork out of the bottle. I've got picture somewhere...

[WRoss]

Ohh I forgot.

My family was in "Midnight and the Garden of Good and Evil"
"Forest Gump" was filmed on my property (the shrimping portion)
My grandfather was the head SEC football official for 14 years
My Great Uncle was the U of Tenn football coach then athletic director
My Uncle was the kicker for Georgia Southern
Sledding, to me, means a pizza box and a big grass hill
There are still drive-thru liquor stores in my hometown
The girl working the counter at said liquor store started when she was 12

[peam]

You two fucks stay away from my SO and kids. You're uncomfortably close to where they're staying in the smokes.

Tell them to come on up Roanoke way and Uncle Peam will take them for a drive on the Blue Ridge Parkway.

[DCSL]

My family was in "Midnight and the Garden of Good and Evil"


Where, where?!

[Showal]

I once went three weeks without a shower

[Parkbandit]

I like Bon Jovi.

[Parkbandit]

I....drink straight from the bottle?

Be honest.. that just started when you moved to Texas.

[TheEschaton]

Nah, I've always drank straight from the bottle. Well, since college.

[Asile]

Somewhat OT: Nikki, see if you can find a wine from Naked Wines (a VA winery). A few years ago it was running about $12/bottle, and the white was really good. Sadly, though, I think they stopped printing "Drink Naked" on the bottom of their corks :(

On-Topic: Umm.. I didn't personally do this but I allowed it to happen. When part of the front of my car got torn up by ramming into a guy who managed to see the car to my right but not me before he attempted to cross a 4-lane road from my right, my husband just replaced the headlight and turn signal that got busted and duct taped a bit of tarp to cover the hole in the bumper instead of totally replacing it.

Otherwise, I just have been known to drink rum and cheap wine (<$10/bottle) straight from the bottle. And I gave up the fight of changing my toddler out of pajamas during the day unless we're going out.

[peam]

Somewhat OT: Nikki, see if you can find a wine from Naked Wines (a VA winery). A few years ago it was running about $12/bottle, and the white was really good. Sadly, though, I think they stopped printing "Drink Naked" on the bottom of their corks :(

They're just a couple hours up the road from me. Never managed to make it to the vineyard itself, but last time I saw them at a local wine festival, they had a giant "Drink Naked" banner. Think they were hawking t-shirts with the same slogan too.

[IorakeWarhammer]

i walk in bare feet as much as possible no matter the season

i say y'all in academic settings

mom = momma

i get an average of 2 haircuts per year

[Cephalopod]

I spent a few years of my growing-up in rural central Virginia, so I have a few 'hick' things in my past:

- Like Dex, I've gone cow-tipping. I have also (after junior prom) ridden around with a bunch of other kids in the back of a pickup truck, egging mailboxes and cows.

- My Jr. high and high school were across the road from a dairy farm. The evacuation plan for fire drills was to go stand behind the cows in the field. We actually did this multiple times one year when we had a series of bomb scares.

- While living in FL, there was a snake in our yard. After trying to coax it out of a bush for about 30 minutes, my step-father got a shotgun and just started firing until we got it.

I'm civilized now, though, and prefer to block memories of that era out of my head. That's all I can recall.

[RichardCranium]

I've woken up on a stairway to some apartments I'd never been to before in my life in mid-afternoon with two and a half empty bottles of MD 20/20 scattered around me.

I was offered $50 to hide a guy in the back of our shop last week because the cops were chasing him. I took the money and walked outside and told them were he was ( partially because he was a cheap fuck and partially because they had the dogs out ).

At my last job I heard the phrase "Aww hell!" no less than 7 times a day.

[ElvenFury]

I built a potato gun when I was a teenager. Surprisingly, our snooty Cape Cod neighbors didn't appreciate the repeated firing of weapons in the neighborhood, and the police took it away from me. I've stayed pretty clean other than that.

[Showal]

Born in Guatemala. You can suck it.

That just makes you awesome.

[g++]

9 years in Baltimore I think if I started typing I would never stop.

[peam]

After I blew out a disc in my back, I convinced the doctor to give me a temporary handicapped parking permit 'cause the sciatica was killing me.

He forgot to mark the 'temporary' box, so I did myself the favor of marking 'permanent' - thus I have a handicapped placard that is good until 02/2015.

Karma will surely kick my ass one day, but for now, that fucker is useful.

[Celephais]

- While living in FL, there was a snake in our yard. After trying to coax it out of a bush for about 30 minutes, my step-father got a shotgun and just started firing until we got it.

My dad camped out on our porch to 'hunt' the raccoons that were getting into our trash. He shot one, and two ran up into a tree. He just pointed the gun into the tree and fired two shots. Both raccoons fell out of the tree dead.

[ElvenFury]

He just pointed the gun into the tree and fired two shots. Both raccoons fell out of the tree dead.
What, no leprechaun?!

[Gnome Rage]

I built a potato gun when I was a teenager. Surprisingly, our snooty Cape Cod neighbors didn't appreciate the repeated firing of weapons in the neighborhood, and the police took it away from me. I've stayed pretty clean other than that.

we have a giant ass potato gun. like, probably a good 6ft long. it shoots forever

[ElvenFury]

we have a giant ass potato gun. like, probably a good 6ft long. it shoots forever
Wow, 6 feet? Mine was only fourish, but it ...erm, had extra diameter to make up for it. It only fired the biggest potatoes, and baby it could fire ALL. DAY. LONG.

/innuendo

[Sean of the Thread]

I had a couple of big ass potato guns. We would sit in the mangroves and launch them like mortars at people fishing.

A couple years ago we had fruit rats invading the garage. I would sit in interior door way with my pellet rifle and shoot them all night long whilst drinking natty light.

[AnticorRifling]

A lot of what is being listed in this thread is douchebag not redneck and/or ghetto.


Only things I could think of would be weapons related like reloading my own brass, having more in my rifles than some people have in their retirement fund, etc.

[Murkshev]

My grandfather lived in an RV, my grandmother lived in a single wide trailer. One summer when I was 12, grandpa decided to build a house inside the barn for grandma. We had lots of lawn ornaments, 3 ford truck two dodge cars, a backhoe and a bulldozer. My grandpa was a general contractor and my grandmother was a school bus driver. My mom would take us to grandma's just to fill up water jugs cause she liked well water better than city water. We also had 20 wild cats that were raised to help kill the crows in the neighbors forest. We sure did always have the best home grown corn though.

[Hips]

Here's mine:

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/object2/915/75/n10191120869_102.jpg

[Sean of the Thread]

A lot of what is being listed in this thread is douchebag not redneck and/or ghetto.


Only things I could think of would be weapons related like reloading my own brass, having more in my rifles than some people have in their retirement fund, etc.


I personally think guns are a great investment and hold their value particularly well.

I also prefer not to reload my own brass*. I did just find my shotgun shell reload set up in storage. Can't believe they kept it.


*do you take it to be tumbled somewhere or are you hardcore and have a tumbler yourself?

[4a6c1]

I have guns. Lots and lots of guns. And I fix guns. Sometimes I even fix guns for bad people. But I dont attribute this to my locality or even my heritage. I prefer to think of it as the Art of War. <333

Also.

http://www.ftmagic.com/images/ftm_hands2a.jpg

I'm total snob and I hate rednecks. That is my confession for this thread.

*trigger the hallelujah music*

[Warriorbird]

Saw an ATV collision the other day.

My driveway is a mile long. We have two neighbors along it that live in double wides.

The lawn is mowed with a tractor.

Ventured over to a friend's house to drink beer and I drove past an armed snake-handling church, our local moonshine spot, two probable meth labs, several stills, and at least fifty cars sitting in front yards.

The most valuable local crop is marijuana.

[Warriorbird]

I have guns. Lots and lots of guns. And I fix guns. Sometimes I even fix guns for bad people.

I'm total snob and I hate rednecks. That is my confession for this thread.


You might be a redneck if...

[Stanley Burrell]

I'm wearing a camoflauge Nascar wifebeater.

On the ghetto side, if I don't shower, I go through about a centimeter worth of a Speed Stick and then spray the thick layer of armpit paste with a shit-ton of both Hugo Sport and Chrome. I may be the first person in medical history to develop armpit cancer.

[AnticorRifling]

I personally think guns are a great investment and hold their value particularly well.

I also prefer not to reload my own brass*. I did just find my shotgun shell reload set up in storage. Can't believe they kept it.


*do you take it to be tumbled somewhere or are you hardcore and have a tumbler yourself?

I have a tumbler.

[peam]

Saw an ATV collision the other day.

My driveway is a mile long. We have two neighbors along it that live in double wides.

The lawn is mowed with a tractor.

Ventured over to a friend's house to drink beer and I drove past an armed snake-handling church, our local moonshine spot, two probable meth labs, several stills, and at least fifty cars sitting in front yards.

The most valuable local crop is marijuana.

Do you live in Floyd or Franklin county?

[Warriorbird]

Do you live in Floyd or Franklin county?

Amherst... but that was driving through Nelson.

[peam]

Amherst... but that was driving through Nelson.

We're practically neighbors.

[Warriorbird]

It's a fun state to be back in.

[Latrinsorm]

I've actually used dial-up.

[Gan]

We had dial up and a party line, once upon a time.

[Warriorbird]

I'm on dialup. It's entertaining when customer service people tell me to 'look on the website.'

[RichardCranium]

I'm on dialup. It's entertaining when customer service people tell me to 'look on the website.'

Which one is more white trash and/or ghetto; Where you are now or Baton Rouge?

[4a6c1]

You might be a redneck if...

You are so mean.

[Warriorbird]

Which one is more white trash and/or ghetto; Where you are now or Baton Rouge?

It's tough. Virginia and Louisiana can both convey a potent amount of white trash power. It's tough to really scale that kind of thing. Both places also have the craziest bastions of elite whiteness (Kluge mansions, FFVs/oil money, Louisiana gentry).

They're both way ahead of Wisconsin and Montana though, definitely. I also prefer them to both Wisconsin and Montana (with the exception that a damn lot of people game in Madison/Lake Geneva.)

[4a6c1]

Everybody here has a million babies and the wives have no careers (pronounced 'creers' in Texan) they just raise kids and eat (but only if thers drive thru!!) and shop and drive huge planet killing ES YOU VEES all over the place and LIKE OMG WHY IS THAT GUY ON A BIKE RUN HIM OVER.

And when you see a chick you used to think was smart and they ask what you are doing with yourself and you are like 'omg i'm fucking awesome PhD' and you ask them what you are doing and they are like 'weeeelll....my husband has a nice job and I have his babies so I'm better than you.'

Yeah...

TRUE STORY

[Sylvan Dreams]

Just like you white people to leave out the Hispanics. STOP OPPRESSING US!

On the other hand, if you're black, stop hogging the minority spotlight, would you?

(I was feeling left out.)

[iJin]

Here's mine:

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/object2/915/75/n10191120869_102.jpg

I drink these...and from the bottle. Oh yeah.

[Delias]

Just like you white people to leave out the Hispanics. STOP OPPRESSING US!

On the other hand, if you're black, stop hogging the minority spotlight, would you?

(I was feeling left out.)

Hey, that was uncalled for. Come by my office and I will put in a good word with the housekeeping manager... see how oppressive I am then.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Everybody here has a million babies and the wives have no careers (pronounced 'creers' in Texan) they just raise kids and eat (but only if thers drive thru!!) and shop and drive huge planet killing ES YOU VEES all over the place and LIKE OMG WHY IS THAT GUY ON A BIKE RUN HIM OVER.

And when you see a chick you used to think was smart and they ask what you are doing with yourself and you are like 'omg i'm fucking awesome PhD' and you ask them what you are doing and they are like 'weeeelll....my husband has a nice job and I have his babies so I'm better than you.'

Yeah...

TRUE STORY

I try not to be judgmental, but I have people on my FB who constantly post about their "AMAZING HUSBANDS!!" and "AMAZING LIFE!!!" and whenever their kid burps. I secretly think to myself that they must be so fucking miserable that they must go to FB and try to prove to everyone HOW HAPPY THEY ARE.

I would go stir crazy being a stay at home mom. Plus the power imbalance of relying on someone else to make money would fuck with me mentally. I'd feel guilty buying anything and would likely end up being resentful of my husband.

I like to THINK I'd take some time off work when my kids were young but if daycare was affordable or once they went to school, I think just for my own sake I'd want to be working.

[WRoss]

Just like you white people to leave out the Hispanics. STOP OPPRESSING US!

On the other hand, if you're black, stop hogging the minority spotlight, would you?

(I was feeling left out.)

Wait, your Hispanic? Ding ding ding! (Lightbulb going off in my head)

[RichardCranium]

I try not to be judgmental, but I have people on my FB who constantly post about their "AMAZING HUSBANDS!!" and "AMAZING LIFE!!!" and whenever their kid burps. I secretly think to myself that they must be so fucking miserable that they must go to FB and try to prove to everyone HOW HAPPY THEY ARE.

I would go stir crazy being a stay at home mom. Plus the power imbalance of relying on someone else to make money would fuck with me mentally. I'd feel guilty buying anything and would likely end up being resentful of my husband.

I like to THINK I'd take some time off work when my kids were young but if daycare was affordable or once they went to school, I think just for my own sake I'd want to be working.

TLDR
going to gym

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

TLDR
going to gym

Workout outside, pussy!

[RichardCranium]

Workout outside, pussy!

I'll be back later with pics of my abs and popped collars.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I'll be back later with pics of my abs and popped collars.
:rofl:

Remember to make the shirt pink, and make a duckface at the camera.

[Skeeter]

I let 2 mexicans cut my grass. $25 a pop it's the best thing ever to come home to a fresh cut and weeded yard.

[4a6c1]

I try not to be judgmental, but I have people on my FB who constantly post about their "AMAZING HUSBANDS!!" and "AMAZING LIFE!!!" and whenever their kid burps. I secretly think to myself that they must be so fucking miserable that they must go to FB and try to prove to everyone HOW HAPPY THEY ARE.

I would go stir crazy being a stay at home mom. Plus the power imbalance of relying on someone else to make money would fuck with me mentally. I'd feel guilty buying anything and would likely end up being resentful of my husband.

I like to THINK I'd take some time off work when my kids were young but if daycare was affordable or once they went to school, I think just for my own sake I'd want to be working.

Right???

Facebook messages like:

Susie Q is afk scrapbooking what everybody is out of the house doing while she is afk scrapbooking what everybody else is out of the house doing.

I just really get this mental image of an insane blonde cutting and pasting everything in sight and gluing pictures of her kids onto her forehead by accident or on purpose.

But maybe that's just my highschool friends. Yours might be cool.

[Gan]

Everybody here has a million babies and the wives have no careers (pronounced 'creers' in Texan) they just raise kids and eat (but only if thers drive thru!!) and shop and drive huge planet killing ES YOU VEES all over the place and LIKE OMG WHY IS THAT GUY ON A BIKE RUN HIM OVER.

And when you see a chick you used to think was smart and they ask what you are doing with yourself and you are like 'omg i'm fucking awesome PhD' and you ask them what you are doing and they are like 'weeeelll....my husband has a nice job and I have his babies so I'm better than you.'

Yeah...

TRUE STORY

We call them 'breeders'.

[4a6c1]

So what....So the suburbs is a giant fucking pig farm?? Is this what you are telling me?? SOMEBODY GET ME OUT OF HERE MY UTERUS IS TIRED OMG.

:spaz:

I'm ok. It's ok. Really I'm ok.

[Gan]

Resistance is futile. When you're surrounded by that many, nature trumps nurture.

[Sean of the Thread]

I started on facebook mainly to stay in touch with family. It's spread to almost every childhood friend and it's rather annoying.

I've actually been deleting some dipshits because I don't give a fuck that you're getting a haircut or going to bed.

If I ever post GOODNIGHT FB WORLD I r tired those of you that know my address please come kill me or hire someone to do so.

[AnticorRifling]

I started on facebook mainly to stay in touch with family. It's spread to almost every childhood friend and it's rather annoying.

I've actually been deleting some dipshits because I don't give a fuck that you're getting a haircut or going to bed.

If I ever post GOODNIGHT FB WORLD I r tired those of you that know my address please come kill me or hire someone to do so.

Hire someone to kill you? Who has that kind of loose quarters lying around?!

[4a6c1]

afk killing sean

(I needz quarters lulz)

[Sean of the Thread]

Start a piggy bank in preparation then.

http://www.e-potpourri.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/hungry-piggy-bank.jpg

[MotleyCrew]

I just made biscuits with lard, does that count?

[Gan]

Only if accompanied by Ritz crackers, peanut butter and maple syrup.

[Cephalopod]

Does liking Waffle House hash-browns count as white trash?

Scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, peppered, capped, topped!

(I don't like them diced)

[Fortybox]

Does liking Waffle House hash-browns count as white trash?

Scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, peppered, capped, topped!

(I don't like them diced)

Getting married there does.

[Cephalopod]

Getting married there does.

FUCK, why didn't someone suggest this to me years ago?

[Kerranger]

I think my dad has more used car parts and tires in his yard than most auto repair shops have in their whole garage. We were watching the Trailer Park Boys movie earlier, and he walked into the living room and looked at the tv and said.....Hey...didnt we used to live there??

[Asile]

I like to THINK I'd take some time off work when my kids were young but if daycare was affordable or once they went to school, I think just for my own sake I'd want to be working.

You crack me up. There are some places in this country where monthly daycare for 1 child costs more than my mortgage. I know a few women who ended up being stay-at-home moms because whatever they were making at their job would have gone right back out the door for childcare, so they might as well look after their kid(s) themselves.

Just had to get that out. Carry on now.

[B4Hand]

Big kiddie pool in the front yard this past weekend, with not just myself but my BFF sitting it in to beat the heat.

[Kerranger]

If my good friend didnt have a full sized pool, I would totally have a kiddie pool in my front yard. Fuck this heat wave.

[B4Hand]

If my good friend didnt have a full sized pool, I would totally have a kiddie pool in my front yard. Fuck this heat wave.

Honestly! my AC went out in the house yesterday..it was horrible. Thank goodness I have a small window unit in the girls room. I tried sleeping in there, but I was injured by a spare ellbow and scratched by I think a toenail? I am happy to say I took the thing apart..shook the thermostat, and yelled a lot, and it's working again.