The PC freestyle session

[WRoss]

So, it's quite simple....add a line, a few lines, or even a verse to the post above yours and we'll make a nice PC rap song, I'll start with something stupid I IMed to a few people the other day.


You better keep walkin', before I make your bitch my puppy,
better yet, pop a glock in your mouth and make a brain slushie.
That's right, you dun goofed and your super lame,
the consequences will never be the same!
Better stop worrying about that lease
cause you'll get free rent courtesy of the cyber police!

PS: Thug Life, they made your rap allready, so don't bother posting.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8OXzKmJUVY

[Cthulu]

http://www.raypasnen.com/BounceBarfing.JPG

[Warriorbird]

http://www.xxlmag.com/online/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/phpmj9wfpratheruggedman.jpg

[Bobmuhthol]

Cmon 2x

[B4Hand]

I really really tried to write something to add to this. I simply cannot rap.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

The Back version of Fresh Prince, with an elongated final verse.


Now this is the story all about how
Back's online life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute if you please
and tell you how Back became the biggest joke on the PC.

In the offtopic sub-folder was where he stayed,
In socializing and politics he spent most of his days
Making multiple handles and trying not to choke
Drunkenly posting and asking who wants to smoke.
Then he met up with a girl who was no nice chick
She told everyone about his tiny dick!
He flipped his shit as everyone lol'd at his little wood
And said "Fuck you all, I am leaving now, for good!"

He hopped onto his alts thinking he was a great liar
But it only took moments for the cries to start of "Go die in a fire"
After bannings and flamings later, and getting caught being shady
He returned as Back, with more stories about hobo ladies.

We pulled up the PC about quarter to ten
Saw his new posts and said "Fuck! Not again!"
In between trolling attempts and generally being lame,
He's in his basement jacking off to Justin Bieber in shame,
But one thing's for certain he can be proud of this tale,
and of being famous on the PC as the Emperor of Fail.

[WRoss]

The Back version of Fresh Prince, with an elongated final verse.


Now this is the story all about how
Back's online life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute if you please
and tell you how Back became the biggest joke on the PC.

In the offtopic sub-folder was where he stayed,
In socializing and politics he spent most of his days
Making multiple handles and trying not to choke
Drunkenly posting and asking who wants to smoke.
Then he met up with a girl who was no nice chick
She told everyone about his tiny dick!
He flipped his shit as everyone lol'd at his little wood
And said "Fuck you all, I am leaving now, for good!"

He hopped onto his alts thinking he was a great liar
But it only took moments for the cries to start of "Go die in a fire"
After bannings and flamings later, and getting caught being shady
He returned as Back, with more stories about hobo ladies.

We pulled up the PCs about quarter to ten
Saw his new posts and said "Fuck! Not again!"
In between trolling attempts and generally being lame,
He's in his basement jacking off to Justin Bieber in shame,
But one thing's for certain he can be proud of this tale,
and of being famous on the PC as the Emperor of Fail.

Win!

[kookiegod]

Win!

Wow, winx1000000

That was brilliant Nikki.

Heh

[Parkbandit]

The Back version of Fresh Prince, with an elongated final verse.


Now this is the story all about how
Back's online life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute if you please
and tell you how Back became the biggest joke on the PC.

In the offtopic sub-folder was where he stayed,
In socializing and politics he spent most of his days
Making multiple handles and trying not to choke
Drunkenly posting and asking who wants to smoke.
Then he met up with a girl who was no nice chick
She told everyone about his tiny dick!
He flipped his shit as everyone lol'd at his little wood
And said "Fuck you all, I am leaving now, for good!"

He hopped onto his alts thinking he was a great liar
But it only took moments for the cries to start of "Go die in a fire"
After bannings and flamings later, and getting caught being shady
He returned as Back, with more stories about hobo ladies.

We pulled up the PC about quarter to ten
Saw his new posts and said "Fuck! Not again!"
In between trolling attempts and generally being lame,
He's in his basement jacking off to Justin Bieber in shame,
But one thing's for certain he can be proud of this tale,
and of being famous on the PC as the Emperor of Fail.

Holy shit, that could very well be the funniest thing I've ever read on these boards.

http://smartcanucks.ca/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/and-the-winner-is.jpg

/endthread

[IorakeWarhammer]

my names Third Eye and Iorake's crimes are heinous!
but my avatar pic's head looks like a distended anus!
i like to hate on Jaeden
while i pick my nose and post as ninja gaiden,
you know i've never been osama bin LAID-in,
girl, you wanna eat chips and headbang to Iron Maiden?!

[peam]

Thread's over.

Nothing is going to top Nikki's post.

Unless someone's brave enough to boot up FruityLoops and put it into audio.

[zhelas]

NIKKI WINS!


my names Third Eye and Iorake's crimes are heinous!
but my avatar pic's head looks like a distended anus!
i like to hate on Jaeden
while i pick my nose and post as ninja gaiden,
you know i've never been osama bin LAID-in,
girl, you wanna eat chips and headbang to Iron Maiden?!

Iorake this video, I believe was created with you in mind. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6EaWO-wbYE

Peace! :)

[Delias]

my names Third Eye and Iorake's crimes are heinous!
but my avatar pic's head looks like a distended anus!
i like to hate on Jaeden
while i pick my nose and post as ninja gaiden,
you know i've never been osama bin LAID-in,
girl, you wanna eat chips and headbang to Iron Maiden?!

It is a terrible sin for you to ever even mention Iron Maiden. They are full of win, and you are a master of fail. Allah approves this message.

[iJin]

When Nikki showed me the rap in IM before she posted it, I laughed so hard my incisions hurt. Awesome.

[Methais]

My old Fresh Mage of WoW rap...

In West Tirisfal Glades dead and raised
In the battlegrounds was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' and nukin' and shattering blastwaves
And making some water outside of the cave

When a couple of devs who were up to no good
Started nerfing everything in my neighborhood
I asked for one little buff and they all got scared
They said, "We're giving you diminishing returns on your snares!"

I whistled for a zeppelin and when it came near
The license plate said CASH and it had bombs in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought naw forget it yo Tseric this ain't fair!

I pulled up to the forums about seven or eight
And I yelled to the goblin, "Yo homes, time is money!"
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To cry on the forums but Blizzard don't care

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/world-of-warcraft-thug.jpg

[Enitocin]

Guess who this is about:

I'm a whore of the attention variety,
I'm posting so much shit I'm getting noteriety,
I've posted so much in the last three days, I'm tellin' you,
My doctor diagnosed me with carpal tunnel, I ain't lyin' to you,
I swear Victoria's Secret don't carry my bra size,
Because I have a third boob and I post 'cause I cry,
My boyfriend told me not to show anything below the collarbone,
But if you pos' rep me I'll tease a bit more cause I'm so alone,
And if you tell me that I'm an attention whore,
Boohoo bitch, I'm having fun galore,
Because I'm a whore of the attention variety,
I'm posting so much shit I'm...No, teehee, no boobs for you.

Done by myself and iJin.

[Delias]

Guess who this is about:

I'm a whore of the attention variety,
I'm posting so much shit I'm getting noteriety,
I've posted so much in the last three days, I'm tellin' you,
My doctor diagnosed me with carpal tunnel, I ain't lyin' to you,
I swear Victoria's Secret don't carry my bra size,
Because I have a third boob and I post 'cause I cry,
My boyfriend told me not to show anything below the collarbone,
But if you pos' rep me I'll tease a bit more cause I'm so alone,
And if you tell me that I'm an attention whore,
Boohoo bitch, I'm having fun galore,
Because I'm a whore of the attention variety,
I'm posting so much shit I'm...No, teehee, no boobs for you.

Done by myself and Zuie.

Magical. I've posted more boobs than she has, and I don't even have any.

[iJin]

ROFL. Oh god. I'm laughing so much--my incisions are gonna be bruised as fuck tomorrow morning.

[Enitocin]

I told you one day I'd be as cool as you.

[Tisket]

Guess who this is about:

I'm a whore of the attention variety,
I'm posting so much shit I'm getting noteriety,
I've posted so much in the last three days, I'm tellin' you,
My doctor diagnosed me with carpal tunnel, I ain't lyin' to you,
I swear Victoria's Secret don't carry my bra size,
Because I have a third boob and I post 'cause I cry,
My boyfriend told me not to show anything below the collarbone,
But if you pos' rep me I'll tease a bit more cause I'm so alone,
And if you tell me that I'm an attention whore,
Boohoo bitch, I'm having fun galore,
Because I'm a whore of the attention variety,
I'm posting so much shit I'm...No, teehee, no boobs for you.

Done by myself and iJin.

This made me laugh.

SERIOUSLY WOMAN, POST SOME FUCKING BOOBS. You know who you are.

It's not like you have to have your face in the picture. We will be happy with just a headless torso for chrissakes.

[Enitocin]

Headless torso
/fetish
What?

[Delias]

This made me laugh.

SERIOUSLY WOMAN, POST SOME FUCKING BOOBS. You know who you are.

It's not like you have to have your face in the picture. We will be happy with just a headless torso for chrissakes.

I do not have the words to express my love for Tisket at this moment.

[Sean of the Thread]

PS: Thug Life, they made your rap allready, so don't bother posting.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8OXzKmJUVY


I was thinking more along the lines of:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PckuItiI-HM

And his mom sent me this short clip to verify that he does in fact have a mac 10

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbiE2VrfymA

[Sean of the Thread]

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/world-of-warcraft-thug.jpg
He probably butchered that SKS but I am envious of the shotty on the desk.