Cats vs Dogs

[Myshel]

EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DAILY DIARY:
> >
> >7:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
> >9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
> >10:30 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
> >12:30 pm - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
> >1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
> >4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
> >5:00 pm - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
> >7:00 pm - OH BOY! PLAYING BALL! MY FAVORITE!
> >9:30 pm - OH BOY! SLEEPING ON MASTER'S BED! MY FAVORITE!
> >
> >EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DAILY DIARY:
> >
DAY 183 OF MY CAPTIVITY-
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal.
Pricks.
The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild
satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture.
Tomorrow I may eat another house plant.
Today my attempt to kill my captors, by weaving around their feet while
they were walking, almost succeeded; must try this at the top of the stairs
next time.
In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile bastards, I again induced
myself to vomit on their favorite chair.
Note-to-self: I think I'll try crapping under their bed, too. Wonder how
long it'll take them to find it?
Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts.
They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was.
Damn! Not working according to plan.
There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in
solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell
the food. More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what the Hell this is and how to use it to
my advantage.
I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog
is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He must
obviously be a bloody half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, appears to
have become an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his
safety is preserved.
But I can wait; it's only a matter of time...

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

How to wash a cat

A: Put both the lid and the seat of the toilet up and add the required amount of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

B: Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him toward the bathroom.

C: In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lid and seat. You may need to stand on the lid.

D: The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

E: Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and "rinse."

F: Have someone open the door to the outside, be sure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.

G: Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lid and seat.

H: The cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

I: Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean!


Always here to give you the best of tested advice in difficult times.
Sincerely,
The Dog

[Betheny]

I'm not so sure I want a cat anymore... I fear what you'll do to it.

[DianaBanana]

Dogs are better. The end.

[Betheny]

Cats have their good qualities.

I love all animals.

[Galleazzo]

Cats are people. Dogs are slaves. I don't respect dogs. I live with cats.

[Hulkein]

Cats suck. Dogs are much better.. unless of course you hate loyalty and protection.

[Galleazzo]

Cats are loyal. They're just sensible about it. They're not loyal even to someone who starves or kicks them the way dogs are.

[Drew2]

Cats have far more personality than dogs. They're just as fun most times and smell a LOT better.

Cats > Dogs.

[Edaarin]

Dogs, hands down. I'm getting my lab back after the school year's over, can't wait. :bouncing:

[peam]

Dogs are the best. The loyalty and companionship they provide is unparalleled.

I can think about the dog I lost a few years back and get all misty.

I couldn't give less of a shit about the two cats who managed to get smooshed in the road.

[Satira]

I love both, but I prefer dogs only because there are kinds that don't shed. Cats that shed really make me itchy and my nose stuffy. I wish they didn't.

I kind of like the Russian Blue cats, because they dont shed, but some of their faces look weird. And the hairless types scare me...

[Galleazzo]

Man, those hairless cats aren't really cats. They're things. Just like those fucked up miniature weiner dogs. Stupidest frigging creatures born. I had a girlfriend once who owned one, the dog was so stupid it'd start to whine if she CROSSED THE ROOM. In its plain SIGHT.

[Killer Kitten]

Originally posted by Lady Satira
I love both, but I prefer dogs only because there are kinds that don't shed. Cats that shed really make me itchy and my nose stuffy. I wish they didn't.

I kind of like the Russian Blue cats, because they dont shed, but some of their faces look weird. And the hairless types scare me...

You might want to check out a breed of cat called the Ragdoll. They're longhairs, on the large side and sturdily built. They come in a variety of colors and they typically shed a great deal less than your standard DSH or DLH. The name comes from their habit of going limp in your arms when you pick them up, just like a rag doll. They tend to be friendly, gentle, outgoing animals and make terrific pets, especially for people with small children.

I don't have a full bred Ragdoll, but one of my dozen cats is a Ragdoll mix, and she's the sweetest cat I've ever owned. She's long haired and extremely beautiful, and she doesn't shed. Not a brain in her head, but since I don't expect my pets to graduate college and support me in my old age I couldn't care less about her IQ. She's scrupulous about her litter box use and not a furniture scratcher.

Kimm/Tilone

[CrystalTears]

You're down to only a dozen now? :D

[Soulpieced]

Ragdoll kittens, awwwwww