Gnome Rage

[Thug Life]

ur really that h0t? I'm h0t 2. Lets hookup plz!

[Gnome Rage]

I no im sew sexiiii u wnt mi cuchie.

[Thug Life]

why yes, yes I do! damn too bad ur in connect i cut. I'm in cali :-(

[Gnome Rage]

D'aw. I'm upset. I get to miss out on the semi-homosexual look of a cali boy.

DARN.

[Thug Life]

Yes, yes... I must be slightly homo sek chu all

[TheEschaton]

Oh man, that picture makes me want to jack you in the face.

[Thug Life]

Only... I would knock your skinny indian ass out then take the money out the register at yo 7 eleven BIOTCH.

THANK YOU COME AGAIN

[Gnome Rage]

Oh man, that picture makes me want to jack you in the face.

x2

[Thug Life]

x2

Owned :-(

lol

[Gnome Rage]

Go stop tryin to be black. Wear a pocket protector or some shit.

[Thug Life]

You know you want the purple crayon

[Gnome Rage]

http://blissfullydomestic.com/wp-content/uploads/harold-and-the-purple-crayon.jpg?

[Sean of the Thread]

Gnome Rage = Klaive so enjoy your fuck

[nub]

Pretty Sure that thug life is just trying to be funny, and it's not really his picture. etc

[Gnome Rage]

I would never have guessed.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Really?


Scissoring offer retracted. :/

[Gnome Rage]

How unfortunate.

[Celephais]

Won't you two think of the collateral damage!?!

[nub]

I would never have guessed.

though I know it should have been obvious to everyone, I thought it wouldn't have been to you

[Gnome Rage]

though I know it should have been obvious to everyone, I thought it wouldn't have been to you

I took it as a joke... >.>

[Ribbons]

Wry God...wry?

/sob

[Thug Life]

That IS my picture

[RichardCranium]

I'd wreck you and your dog.

[Thug Life]

lol the only thing you would wreck is a big mac. shut the fuck up.

[AnticorRifling]

Good looking pit, would like to see a pic from the front to see the chest and neck. Weiner dogs > pit bulls though, although pits do kick ass.

[Thug Life]

Good looking pit, would like to see a pic from the front to see the chest and neck. Weiner dogs > pit bulls though, although pits do kick ass.

thnx. yeah thats my dawg.

[nub]

hey guys it's fake, he's not real

[AnticorRifling]

hey guys it's fake, he's not real

Pretty sure the dog in the picture is real. I've got no idea what the rest of the thread is about though.

[nub]

Pretty sure the dog in the picture is real. I've got no idea what the rest of the thread is about though.

nope, fake

[Thug Life]

Yeah, my mercedes and my mac-11 submachine gun is fake too. LOL

THUG LIFE MOTHAFUCKA

[AnticorRifling]

Finger straight and off the trigger until you intend to fire.

[Ribbons]

Yeah, my mercedes and my mac-11 submachine gun is fake too. LOL

THUG LIFE MOTHAFUCKA

Not sideways and pointed at the camera. You lose points.

[Parkbandit]

Not sideways and pointed at the camera. You lose points.

He has no idea what a "killshot" is.

[Enitocin]

Hahaha, either this is the same retarded fuck we were bashing on lnet a few weeks/months back or someone saved his pictures that he posted to show us.
Or it's fake and a big coincidence. Either way it's fun for the dookies and lulz

[iJin]

I think Thug Life is Gnome Rage's alt IMO.

[Gnome Rage]

Cause I would totally make a whole other account to boost my own ego.

[nub]

Cause I would totally make a whole other account to boost my own ego.

And you're not as funny

[Gnome Rage]

See exactly. Couldn't be me.

Edit: Plus. My ego is already pretty freakin' high.

[RichardCranium]

nigga thats j t stylez ya heard

[Thug Life]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5X0uSltBHhs

[AnticorRifling]

nigga thats j t stylez ya heard

Naw not white enough.

[Drew]

Thug Life rolls 2 deep with Seany Digital.

[thefarmer]

Thug Life rolls 2 deep with Seany Digital.

I bet they both get their pimp rides from Tsin too.

[kookiegod]

Yeah, my mercedes and my mac-11 submachine gun is fake too. LOL

THUG LIFE MOTHAFUCKA

Mom's car and an airsoft gun != useful.

[Rinualdo]

I like how he has a mercedes and a mac-11, but has to wait until payday before he can afford a 15$ subscription

[Drevihyin]

I like how he has a mercedes and a mac-11, but has to wait until payday before he can afford a 15$ subscription

...

[SHAFT]

I don't what to believe anymore. I'm skeptical of all of you. I can only believe someone like Thug Life is in fact not that ridiculous and they're fucking around and I can only believe Gnome Rage is a dude trying to fuck with all of us and when the moment is right their planned will be revealed.

The only way I can believe Gnome Rage is in fact who he/she claims to be is to write lol brielus across her chest and post it. Nipples would be nice, but whatever.

[Gnome Rage]

I'd write it on my face...

[SHAFT]

I'd write it on my face...

Wouldn't that be devaluing women? Every time I've written or wanted to write something on a woman's face it is has been. On the chest is good.

Hell, you can send it to me in a private message. I can keep a secret.

[Jorddyn]

I'd write it on my face...


How about instead you either slow down the flashy gif avatar or just go with a pic? I promise to believe you then. Currently, it makes me twitchy as hell when I go through threads.

Ditto SotT BTW.

/bitchy and twitchy today

ETA: Apparently googling "Annoying gif avatar" gives you instructions on how to make them stop. Nifty.

[SHAFT]

I like how he has a mercedes and a mac-11, but has to wait until payday before he can afford a 15$ subscription

Someone he knows has a Mercedes and someone he knows has a real/fake mac 11

[Jayvn]

Gnome Rage = Klaive so enjoy your fuck

I just threw up a little in my mouth

[ElvenFury]

[Pitbull pic]
No, no, you're doing the shocker all wrong. You'll never get GR off like that.

Also, I was in the grocery store yesterday and saw a cute girl that kinda looks like Gnome Rage's photos where she's wearing her glasses. Then the girl saw me and gave me a big smile and just as I was wondering if it was my lucky day she said, "Oh, hi there, Mr. [my last name here], how's [my son's name here]?"

That's when I recognized her as one of my son's daycare teachers and suddenly felt extremely old.

[Keller]

Only... I would knock your skinny indian ass out then take the money out the register at yo 7 eleven BIOTCH.

THANK YOU COME AGAIN

I lol'd.

[Celephais]

No, no, you're doing the shocker all wrong. You'll never get GR off like that.

Also, I was in the grocery store yesterday and saw a cute girl that kinda looks like Gnome Rage's photos where she's wearing her glasses. Then the girl saw me and gave me a big smile and just as I was wondering if it was my lucky day she said, "Oh, hi there, Mr. [my last name here], how's [my son's name here]?"

That's when I recognized her as one of my son's daycare teachers and suddenly felt extremely old.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOBdTP9ZB-I

[Beguiler]

...Weiner dogs > pit bulls though....

This. Weiner dogs are the apex of dogdom.

[Clove]

This. Weiner dogs are the apex of dogdom.And nearly as cool as weasels.

[AnticorRifling]

You only get weasels if you're not secure enough for weiner dogs and feel you have to stand out. Don't push your pro weasel agenda here we weiner doggers are on to you!

[Abilene]

No, no, you're doing the shocker all wrong. You'll never get GR off like that.

Also, I was in the grocery store yesterday and saw a cute girl that kinda looks like Gnome Rage's photos where she's wearing her glasses. Then the girl saw me and gave me a big smile and just as I was wondering if it was my lucky day she said, "Oh, hi there, Mr. [my last name here], how's [my son's name here]?"

That's when I recognized her as one of my son's daycare teachers and suddenly felt extremely old.


That's pretty funny.

[Showal]

This. Weiner dogs are the apex of dogdom.

The apex, right below these guys:

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h232/captnas99/sadie1.jpg

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h232/captnas99/Sadie2.jpg

[Jayvn]

aren't those supposed to have a mandatory wooden keg around their neck filled with some kind of alcohol?...

[Delias]

Brandy, and they discontinued it when they realized that drinking in the cold makes you die faster.

[Showal]

they never actually wore those barrels for rescues. It was started in drawings or something but st bernard rescues have kept it going because they make a lot o money off the sales.

[Delias]

they never actually wore those barrels for rescues. It was started in drawings or something but st bernard rescues have kept it going because they make a lot o money off the sales.

I was waiting for someone to contribute that factoid. I have the history channel, too.

[Showal]

I was waiting for someone to contribute that factoid. I have the history channel, too.

they had something on st bernards on the history channel? I just know because I did a lot of research before I got her.

I need to watch that.

[peam]

aren't those supposed to have a mandatory wooden keg around their neck filled with some kind of alcohol?...

They now carry a small hand-crafted wooden case, usually wrought of Indonesian mahogany, filled with cocaine, high-grade marijuana, and all requisite accessories.

[Delias]

they had something on st bernards on the history channel? I just know because I did a lot of research before I got her.

I need to watch that.

Well, it had to be on either history, discovery, or science channel because other than movie channels and comedy central, that's really all I ever have on.

[Gnome Rage]

They had a segment about St. Bernards on Dogs 101 on the Animal Planet. They also busted the myth that booze keeps you warmer on Mythbusters.

[IorakeWarhammer]

STFU GNOMERAGE!!!! DOFLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[DCSL]

STFU GNOMERAGE!!!! DOFLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I like how you came onto the boards all retarded. And then you apologized and tried to act more mature. And now it's back to this pointlessness. Well done.

[Stanley Burrell]

DOFLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEI like how you came onto the boards all retarded. And then you apologized and tried to act more mature. And now it's back to this pointlessness. Well done.

Your obvious bigotry towards this gentleman's sacred Islamic warcry is...

Fuck. I can't even finish typing this out.

Death to whitey and all praises due to the supreme arm-leg-leg-arm-head. Long live General Monk-Monk's inability to be Wiki'd.

[Warriorbird]

I love it when fake people talk to fake people. It's like bots who reply to bot threads who are totally unrelated.

[4a6c1]

GOD WARRIORBIRD STFU.

(As long as this guy is creating threads to talk to himself he is not creating threads to talk to us. Its ok. ITS OK.)

[Warriorbird]

I was being kind! These people helped me!

http://www.adversityuniversityblog.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/michael-j-chase-kindness-center-logo.jpg

[4a6c1]

my bad

:-X

[IorakeWarhammer]

Successful troll detected.

[Paradii]

I can't believe Anticor is a small dog guy.....


This upsets me for some strange reason.

[Gan]

they had something on st bernards on the history channel? I just know because I did a lot of research before I got her.

I need to watch that.

I grew up with saints. My folks raised and showed them.

That's a nice rough (coat) there. She looks about 2 yrs.

[sst]

And why a mac 11... I mean really, they are useless weapons, and they are automatic .38 hand guns... If you're going to try and be a badass, at least use a gun that can hit something you're aiming at

[Thug Life]

And why a mac 11... I mean really, there are useless weapons, and there are automatic .38 hand guns... If you're going to try and be a badass, at least use a gun that can hit something you're aiming at

Uh my mac is a 9mm

[Makkah]

My fo-fo make sure all yo kids don't grow.

[sst]

Uh my mac is a 9mm

You don't have a MAC-11.

MAC 11's are a compact version of the MAC 10.

MAC 10 chambers a 9mm (i think there might be a .45 version also)

MAC 11 chambers a .38

There are a lot of knockoffs out there that use similar nomenclature... Are you sure yours is a Military Armament Corporation pistol? If it is and you're shooting 9mm rounds out of it you have a MAC-10

Edit: Either way, you're a complete retard for owning it.

[Showal]

I grew up with saints. My folks raised and showed them.

That's a nice rough (coat) there. She looks about 2 yrs.

I don't know how old she is. She's been with me for two years and was a rescue. They said she was about four when I got her but due to her bad health and malnutrition, she is smaller for a saint. But who knows about her real age, she acts like a puppy most days. My vet thought she could have been eight when I got her.

[SHAFT]

I don't know how old she is. She's been with me for two years and was a rescue. They said she was about four when I got her but due to her bad health and malnutrition, she is smaller for a saint. But who knows about her real age, she acts like a puppy most days. My vet thought she could have been eight when I got her.

Very good looking St. Bernard. Here's a pic of mine below, I've had him for 4 years now. Got him when he was 5 months old and 69 lbs and he's now 165.

http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x176/shaft4783/SAMSON/SanFranSamsonX-Mas116.jpg

[Gnome Rage]

I love his jowls.

My friend in middle school had a Greater Swiss Mountain Dog. I always got them confused... (St. Bernards and GSMD) Even though they don't really look that similar... The coloring is strangly the same but very different. If you have any idea what I mean by that.
http://www.aegisgsmd.com/i//GreaterSwissMountainDog.jpg

[Thug Life]

You don't have a MAC-11.

MAC 11's are a compact version of the MAC 10.

MAC 10 chambers a 9mm (i think there might be a .45 version also)

MAC 11 chambers a .38

There are a lot of knockoffs out there that use similar nomenclature... Are you sure yours is a Military Armament Corporation pistol? If it is and you're shooting 9mm rounds out of it you have a MAC-10

Edit: Either way, you're a complete retard for owning it.

its a cobray mac-11 9mm stfu

[Bobmuhthol]

M11s do not use .38 rounds, they use .380 which are 9mm.

[Methais]

Weiner dogs > everything in the universe

Fixed.

[sst]

M11s do not use .38 rounds, they use .380 which are 9mm.

We're both wrong on that one bob.. It is a .380, your right, but a .380 APC is not a 9mm round. Its a shorter round than the 9mm and not interchangeable.

[sst]

its a cobray mac-11 9mm stfu

...Then its not a MAC 11, probably a M-11 or some gayness like that.

Edit. Cobray made a M-11 9mm btw

[IorakeWarhammer]

Mossad sucks :)

[IorakeWarhammer]

I like how you came onto the boards all retarded. And then you apologized and tried to act more mature. And now it's back to this pointlessness. Well done.

LULLZZZ!!!!!!

[sst]

Mossad sucks :)

What the hell does the Mossad have to do with anything in this thread?

It is not a Uzi dumbass.

[IorakeWarhammer]

YO FUCK THE MOSSAD DOG STRAIGHT UP!!! WTF??? FUCK THAT MOSSAD BOY!!!!

[Parkbandit]

What the hell does the Mossad have to do with anything in this thread?

It is not a Uzi dumbass.

He's "Islamic".. so he's practicing.

[sst]

He's "Islamic".. so he's practicing.

He kind of reminds me of a guy named Ryan Anderson (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ryan_G._Anderson). Well off white boy from WA who converted to Islam because nobody liked him... sadly for him... Islam didn't offer him any friends either... Except Life in Prison.

[Sean of the Thread]

Uh my mac is a 9mm

retard .38 is a 9mm round.

[Enitocin]

9mm is a .38? Huh. I always thought it was .34/.35. Well. You learn something new every day.

[sst]

retard .38 is a 9mm round.

Correcto,

I was wrong when I was saying .38 earlier though. The MAC 11 is a .380 not a .38

[IorakeWarhammer]

He's "Islamic".. so he's practicing.

i'm a fucking computer nerd just like everyone else on this damn board i dont think religion is making a dent in anyones conduct

[IorakeWarhammer]

He kind of reminds me of a guy named Ryan Anderson (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ryan_G._Anderson). Well off white boy from WA who converted to Islam because nobody liked him... sadly for him... Islam didn't offer him any friends either... Except Life in Prison.

yeah might as well convert to Judaism.. WAIT YOU CANT!!!!!!! WTF!?!??!

[Delias]

I do not understand how something that is measured .38 differs from .380. Perhaps my understanding of decimals is flawed.

[IorakeWarhammer]

why dont you pistol packers make a gun thread and we can get back to the important subject of boobies thx

[Parkbandit]

I do not understand how something that is measured .38 differs from .380. Perhaps my understanding of decimals is flawed.

I'm sure the military guys will point out something I'm saying is wrong.. but .38 is for revolvers (it has a rim on it to keep the spent brass in the chamber) and the .380 is for rifles, where the brass is expelled.

[peam]

I'm sure the military guys will point out something I'm saying is wrong.. but .38 is for revolvers (it has a rim on it to keep the spent brass in the chamber) and the .380 is for rifles, where the brass is expelled.

This is my understanding as well.

Again, likely wrong.

[Methais]

YO FUCK THE MOSSAD DOG STRAIGHT UP!!! WTF??? FUCK THAT MOSSAD BOY!!!!

Have you ever sat down and thought about why everyone thinks you're such a fucking idiot?

[IorakeWarhammer]

Have you ever sat down and thought about why everyone thinks you're such a fucking idiot?

I WAS KIDDING BITCH

DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE SIZE OF THE FUCK I DO NOT GIVE??? CAPS FOR THE WIN PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(On a serious note: I couldn't give a flying fuck what anyone here thinks. If that was the case it would be extremely sad)

[Smythe]

Where's AR?

.38 an' .380 might mebbe be da same. Diameter (what ya see here) will certainly be da same. But cartridge length is 'nother matter.

.38 is da same as 9.09mm.

Mac 11 is a .380 ACP chambered POS (personal opinion). Basically a short 9mm wit' less stoppin' power. Short rounds are fer short buses, in most cases.

Good write up, here.

http://hunting.about.com/od/guns/l/aast9mmv380a.htm

Now, back ta ... wha' were we talkin' 'bout?

- Smythe

[Bobmuhthol]

We're both wrong on that one bob.. It is a .380, your right, but a .380 APC is not a 9mm round. Its a shorter round than the 9mm and not interchangeable.

It's not a 9mm Luger but it's still 9mm. It's even called a 9mm Short / Browning. I forget the measurements, maybe 9x17mm and Luger is 9x19mm or something.

[peam]

9x17mm is interchangable with .380ACP
9x18mm is Makarov
9x19mm is Luger - the 'common' 9mm what most people are talking about when they say 9mm

[Sean of the Thread]

.38 = the diameter. 9mm equals the diameter. Obviously one is metric and one is not.

The length of a cartridge is a defining factor. For example .223 Remington is also known as 5.56 Nato or 5.56x45. But they're not really the same. This shit is actually too hard to explain to people that don't have a foothold in it to begin with to be honest.

Technically I think 9mm equates to .355 inches. Look it up I'm too busy being lazy pretending to clean the garage so I can put a new roof on.

(I came in for an AC break it's fucking HUMID)

[peam]

I only use rocket propelled grenades for hunting and home defense, so any information I provide is admittedly suspect.

p.s. - get back to work

[Thug Life]

Holy shit, you fucking weirdos turned this into a discussion about guns? Like 5 pages of gun-talk.

[Ryvicke]

Holy shit, you fucking weirdos turned this into a discussion about guns? Like 5 pages of gun-talk.

You posted pictures of your dog and lame gun and asked an 18 year-old on the internet to get with you. People talking about guns is actually cooler.

[Whoreable]

Holy shit, you fucking weirdos turned this into a discussion about guns? Like 5 pages of gun-talk.

Damn, I REALLY REALLY hate to agree with thug life about anything in life but he is right here. How did you go from an interesting topic like Gnome Rage being hot to post after post of gun talk. People get way to off topic in these threads. This is the kind of shit that puts me to sleep. At least all of thug life's posts were funny since he is a gigantic parody of himself.



Go stop tryin to be black. Wear a pocket protector or some shit.

Oh yeah, and that too.

[Gnome Rage]

I prefer the gun conversation...

[Drew]

I prefer the gun conversation...

Do you know the best way to bag a classy lady?

[Gnome Rage]

Tell her you're not interested?

[Drew]

Tell her you're not interested?

No, give her two tickets to the gun show.


http://www.cianw.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/gun%20show.jpg

[Enitocin]

BOOM. You see how slick that guy is?

EDIT:
That picture looks like the arrows are pointing to his tits.

[Gnome Rage]

fag

[Enitocin]

ouch

[Drew]

I'm not sure who she was calling a fag, me or you Enitocin, so I just assumed it was you.

[Gnome Rage]

It wasn't him.

I mean srsly, did you see your avatar? Their packages are touching.

[Whoreable]

Do you know the best way to bag a classy lady?

No, give her two tickets to the gun show.

LOL, my ex's 4 year old son told me this joke. He actually begun with telling me he got kicked out of the zoo today. I asked why. He said "for letting loose the pythons" as he kissed his biceps. Had to be one of the funniest things I ever heard being that it was coming from a really skinny four year old.

[Drew]

It wasn't him.

I mean srsly, did you see your avatar? Their packages are touching.

So.... you get the implied joke?

[Gnome Rage]

So.... you get the implied joke?

I did.

[Leloo]

Ok not to derail this already derailed thread... but I thought Gnome Rage was that girl who was around a few years back... Started with a Z. If not then I'm totally confused.

[Gnome Rage]

I was never on PC, but you and I post posted on Twizted Kitten's forums when I was about 14.

[Leloo]

Huh... did your character name start with a Z? Sorry I forgot basically everyone but four people! Za...

[Gnome Rage]

Yes. It did.

[Leloo]

Hmm... in that case then this thread is really disgusting! God you were just a little girl and you're not much older. Now I feel old! Sham on whoever started this thread!

[Gnome Rage]

haha. I'm almost 19 now. Things could be worse.

[Leloo]

Still! Shame on them... so young... You going to college?

[Gnome Rage]

Yes. I am, for Social Work.

[Leloo]

Aw what a great career! That's really fantastic, I'm happy that things are working out for you. And now we turned an initially disgusting thread into something sweet. Yay all around!

[Gnome Rage]

lol. I thought the thread was a pretty funny troll...

Things are on the up and up.

[Whoreable]

Hmm... in that case then this thread is really disgusting! God you were just a little girl and you're not much older. Now I feel old! Sham on whoever started this thread!

I actually give kudos to thug life for starting the thread since I got so many laughs out of his pictures and comments. He really doesn't look that much older than her either. Still shame on thug life just for being thug life.

[Bobmuhthol]

Where the fuck did Leloo come from?

[radamanthys]

Where the fuck did Leloo come from?

Her mom's tummy.

[The Korean]

I need to stop checking these forums every other day. I miss all the fun stuff.