If you are going to steal my handle...

[Tisket]

...learn to play:

* Tisket is off to a rough start! She just bit the dust!
* Tisket is off to a rough start! She just bit the dust!
* Tisket is off to a rough start! She just bit the dust!

I had the handle for a short time but deleted it in favor of a name I wanted more. Give it back to me!

[Drew]

I'll give you Cunt if you want a good name.

[Showal]

I'll give you analingus.

[Tisket]

I'll give you Cunt if you want a good name.

Okay.

No take backs!

[Liagala]

You rerolled Tisket? Dammit, now my sig isn't anywhere near as entertaining. :cry:

[violent femme]

My name was taken also, I finally decided to make a Morgahan in shattered and its not available! I don't get it- she wasn't capped or famous. Not sure whether to be flattered or horrified...;)

[WRoss]

Name: Tisket Race: Dwarf

My plan is/was to kill Tisket with "Tisket"

HAR!

Edit: Your name came up in the name generator. Had to take it.

[Drunken Durfin]

Tisket asks, "Someone else want to pop a glock in my mouth and make a brain slushy?

Erm...uh..errr.

[Toyalara]

Wait! Earlier in a thread, you said you wanted to play Shattered to join, and take over the leadership.. of the Marlus. But... you're quoting yourself as a member of Vanguard?

But, really, I'm just trying out my new signature and had to post something, so... there you go. You still have the most laugh-worthy icon in the forums.

[Tisket]

Name: Tisket Race: Dwarf

My plan is/was to kill Tisket with "Tisket"

HAR!

Edit: Your name came up in the name generator. Had to take it.

haha, you are such a whackjob. Well the bizarre PM's I'm getting are now explained, someone named Tare was impressed with your cyber:


Tare from Shattered. Last night..
You spread your legs in front of me.That little dwarf


yeah, don't joke around me,
Your that little dwarf in shattered name tisket last night that lay down and spread her legs in and asked Tare something about anus

[WRoss]

I stole a bunch of boxes and needed coins to open them. I was just following your example and whoring myself out so people would do my bidding.

[Bhaalizmo]

I heard you got thumped and threatened for that. Can't wait till you pass 2 trains.

[WRoss]

I was trying to find people who would kill me and no one would. I think you are missing the point...

[Tisket]

I want to offer a bounty on Tisket's head but that seems weird.

[WRoss]

I want to offer a bounty on Tisket's head but that seems weird.

Can I have your lnet password so I can bloodninja some people?

[Tisket]

I don't even know what that means. But I'm going to say...no. Bigs surprise there.

[Cephalopod]

I want to offer a bounty on Tisket head.

I accept this challenge.

[WRoss]

I don't even know what that means. But I'm going to say...no. Bigs surprise there.

Here's one.


<BloodNinja> Wanna cyber?
<DirtyKate> K, but don't tell anybody ;-)
<DirtyKate> Who are you?
<BloodNinja> I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
<BloodNinja> And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
<DirtyKate> You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
<BloodNinja> Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
<DirtyKate> Haha! OK
<DirtyKate> Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
<BloodNinja> Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
<DirtyKate> I want everything, baby!
<BloodNinja> Is this a delivery?
<DirtyKate> Umm...Yes
<DirtyKate> So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
<BloodNinja> Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
<BloodNinja> Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
<DirtyKate> I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
<BloodNinja> You can't hurry good pizza.
<BloodNinja> I'm on my way now though
<BloodNinja> I'm on my way now though
<DirtyKate> So you're at my front door now.
<BloodNinja> How did you know?
<BloodNinja> I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
<BloodNinja> Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
<DirtyKate> ooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
<BloodNinja> So you're still in the bathroom?
<DirtyKate> Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
<BloodNinja> I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
<DirtyKate> What the fuck?
<DirtyKate> You perverted piece of shit
<DirtyKate> Fuck


But I more had in mind.....



<Partner6> So you're really a 18 yr old girl right?
<J-Doggg> Yeah, J for Julie.
<Partner6> So whats with the "Dogg"
<J-Doggg> Uh, It's cause I'm into the latina gangs and shit. You know, rollin with tha homies and shit.
<Partner6> Oh, uh ok thats cool. So you ever seen a gun?
<J-Doggg> Yeah like I got 6 guns.
<Partner6> Thats cool, so you wanna see my gun?
<J-Doggg> hehe, of course baby.
<Partner6> I pull off my pants and show you my "gun".
<J-Doggg> Ohh, it's so big.
<Partner6> Yeah, what you want to do?
<J-Doggg> Umm, i guess stroke it or something.
<Partner6> It likes that.
<J-Doggg> aight.
<Partner6> Keep talking to me baby...
<J-Doggg> I kiss you on the mouth, hard, but then gently.
<Partner6> Mmmm, daddy like.
<J-Doggg> I unzip my pants...
<Partner6> Yes, show me what you got.
<J-Doggg> I pull out my schlong, and rub it on your breasts...
<Partner6> WTF?!
<J-Doggg> Oh shit, I meant, your schlong! your schlong!
<Partner6> I've had it with you queers trying to cyber me, I only fuck women...
<J-Doggg> Shit just don't shoot me man, I wasn't serious about the guns I have, I'm unarmed!
<Partner6> You dipshit.
<J-Doggg> I whimper to myself...
<J-Doggg> please don't shoot me Mr.

[Tisket]

You should see how many people you can get to cyber in game and post the logs here.

[Enitocin]

You should see how many people you can get to cyber in game and post the logs here.

This.

[JustDan]

I stole a bunch of boxes and needed coins to open them. I was just following your example and whoring myself out so people would do my bidding.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahah.......

dick.

[Tisket]

This dude keeps sending me pms:


Ey tiskey any chance of me 2 make you drop 2to yer knees 2morrow?hey by the way ya shoulda seen tupacs deaths...funny asheck :wasntme:

Might want to hook up with him, Wrossartely. He sounds lonely.

[Drisco]

This dude keeps sending me pms:



Might want to hook up with him, Wrossartely. He sounds lonely.

HAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!

*The Best* :rofl:

Tisket what is your characters name. We need to have uber hot seksy time IG... You never showed up in the PC Chat so we will need to make up for lost time.

[Tisket]

Tisket what is your characters name. We need to have uber hot seksy time IG... You never showed up in the PC Chat so we will need to make up for lost time.

Splat is one of them but she's dead in vipershroud at the moment. If you are into necrophilia, I can log her on!

[Tisket]

You going to get my dead body? Or do you plan to abuse it more instead?

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I want to offer a bounty on Tisket's head but that seems weird.

Hell, I'd pay for tisket head.