We're gonna need a bigger boat! (photos)

[Drew]

No need to paste this article you need to look at the photos, a southern right whale leapt on top of a sailboat:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1296474/Spot-endangered-species-yacht-trip-turns-modern-day-Moby-Dick-southern-right-whale-lands-deck-couple.html

[Gan]

Awesome.

[Celephais]

Whale was like "FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHER FUCKER!"

[Gan]

The whale was seen later slapping the water with his tail, which the article said it was a form of communication.

Its like the whale was playing a RL game of battleship.

Whale 1: L6
Whale2: miss
Whale1: L7
Whale2: miss
Whale1: K7
Whale2: HIT!

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

It doesn't get any more serious than a southern right whale about to charge your ass.

Edit: PS - great Jaws reference btw :)

[Drew]

Split your lungs with blood and thunder
When you see the white whale!
Break your backs and crack your oars, men,
If you wish to prevail!
This ivory leg is what propels me -
Harpoons thrust in the sky!
Aim directly for his crooked brow,
And look him straight – in – the – eye!!!
WHITE
WHALE
HOLY
GRAIL

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Whale was like "FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHER FUCKER!"

:rofl:

I immediately thought to myself, "Is this like the Sea World incident where it isn't clear whether the whale was viciously assaulting, or just being playful?"

[Cephalopod]

He just wanted a hug.

[Drew]

Also, maybe it's just me because these things annoy me, but am I the only one who wants to take a belt sander to those lice colonies/calluses on right whales?

[Enitocin]

I kind of do too. It would probably be like a manicure/pedicure for the whale.