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shaaljin
07-19-2010, 04:23 PM
Jarhead008: hey i wanna get down to business
Jarhead008: hello
girl: well my little white abercrombie shorts n my black bra n my gold
necklace with my name jenny on it......
Jarhead008: how big are your tits and lets get that bra off
girl: I LIKE A MAN WHO GETS DOWN TO IT!!!!!!!!!
girl: 36C
girl: COME ON HUNNI!
Jarhead008: so you just want me to start fucking you and not get you
ready at all huh?
girl: GET ME READY OO YA I LIKE TO BE TEASD
girl: IM A LIL SHY.....
Jarhead008: i wanna suck your tits and reach my hand down your a&f
shorts and get you really wet
girl: ooo.......touch me
girl: TOUCH ME HARD HUNNI
Jarhead008: then i wanna take them off and slowly go down on you and eat
you out like you never have been before
girl: OH WOW AND LET ME TELL YOU ITS NEVER BEEN LIKLE THIS MY VIBRATOR
IS GOING STRONG!!
Jarhead008: ssssssshhhhhhh your waking up the neighbors
girl: SORRY!!!
Jarhead008: lol its ok
girl: aww ur a sweetie. well yea... IM GETTING HOT!!!
Jarhead008: why dont you really start giving it to yourself and pretend
its my 8 inch dick is in you
Jarhead008: well i need to get hot
girl: I SUDDENLY GRASP UR GIRTH AND BEGIN SUCKING WILDLY!!
girl: DID U EXPECT IT? MY TONGUE IS MOVING ON UR TIP IN ALL DIRECTIONS
AS I SLIDE UR SHAFT DEEP IN M THROAT
Jarhead008: oh thats good
Jarhead008: can i bend you over your desk and give it to you now
girl: im jerking the shaft hard and licking ur tip ! i want it in me
bad!
Jarhead008: i wanna stick it in you bad, i stick it in slowly and then i
start going faster
Jarhead008: and faster
Jarhead008: harder
girl: OHHHHHHH WOWW!!!
Jarhead008: you are screaming moaning
Jarhead008: harder faster
girl: I AM HUMPING THIS DILDO LIKE YOU WOULDNTY BELEIVIE!!
Jarhead008: you getting off?
girl: NOT QUITE YET
girl: GIVE IT TO ME HARDER
Jarhead008: i wanna flip you over so i can see you
girl: DO IT
Jarhead008: i flip you over and then just waiste no time fucking you and
you are so loud
Jarhead008: harder
Jarhead008: oops we broke the desk
Jarhead008: have to move to the floor
Jarhead008: you get on top now
girl: OH YEA!!
girl: IM RIDING U LIKE THE WIND
Jarhead008: yea
girl: SLOWLY AT FIRST BUT FASTER N FASTER OO ITS SO HOT
Jarhead008: fater
Jarhead008: faster
Jarhead008: ride girl ride
girl: (EMITS A GIANT GRUNT AND REVEALS HIS IDENTITY, A SMALL 3 FOOT
TALL INDONESIAN PYGMY WARRIOR PACKING A POWERFUL PUNCH WITH HIS 25 INCH
TSUNAMI LOVE BANANA. I GRAB YOU BY YOUR ANKLES AND EXPOSE YOUR TIGHT RED MAN
ANUS TO MY TROPICAL STORM!! I EMIT A FOUL WARCRY OF LOVELUST AS EVERY OUNCE
OF BLOOD IS DRAINED FROM YOUR ANUS IN 5 GIANT THRUSTS OF PURE HOMOSEXUAL
ECSTASY!!!))
girl: abahahahahahahahahahhahahaha
girl: ahahahahaha
girl: im a 300 pound computer specialist from wisconsin
Jarhead008: thanks buddy
girl: thanks for getting me off i loved how u broke the desk i busted
a nut right on the screen
girl: did u enjoy that?
Jarhead008: so your gay
girl: yea
girl: oo that was wonderful
Jarhead008: when i thought you were a girl i did
girl: why u like gay action too?
Jarhead008: when i found out you were a guy i almost puked
girl: does it comfort you knowing i was a big fat stretchy male?
Jarhead008: why is your writing pink
girl: lol yes!!
girl: to fool you
girl: and plus im flagrantly gay
Jarhead008: well it worked
Jarhead008: ewwwww gross
girl: did u love it
Jarhead008: god
girl: i nutted ALL over the screen
girl: had to clean that shit up with my boxer shorts
Jarhead008: well im glad i can help you
girl: what?
girl: hey we can do it again anytime buddy
girl: my names ralph
girl: you?
Jarhead008: jared
Jarhead008: i aint gay dude i will never do that with you again
girl: why
girl: it was beautiful
Jarhead008: i aint gay
Jarhead008: i almost puked
girl: were u masturbating at the time
girl: hello
Jarhead008: sadly yes
girl: did u nut
girl: before i gave u my love log
girl: i have rolls on my penis
Jarhead008: no
girl: did the boner decrease quickly
Jarhead008: i will not be able to nut for motnhs now
girl: as your vomit instinct kicked in
Jarhead008: yes instantly that is so nasty
girl: i was working my penis rolls
girl: oo that felt great
Jarhead008: how can you possibly like dicks
girl: feels good sliding DEEEP into my hairy hemeroidal anus
Jarhead008: and do you do this to a lot of people
girl: i like a big long one
Jarhead008: you are nasty as hell
girl: fat ones hurt my roids
girl: makes me bleed
girl: i dont like giving out my aids
Jarhead008: you have problems
girl: would u put a banana in your poo poo for a million dollars?
Jarhead008: no
girl: i actually had a banana in mine during our cyber
Jarhead008: oh my god
girl: and when i nutted i pulled it out real fast and i farted really
loud
Jarhead008: go get some pussy dawg
girl: nah i love these little cyber fantasies especially when the cute
lil boys talk long enough for me to get a 2nd nut off
girl: thanks again
girl: i was jiggling my dick rolls so hard it almost hurt
Jarhead008: oh my god later dude get some fucking help and some pussy it
may help you you nasty fuck
girl: tootles

Ryvicke
07-19-2010, 04:28 PM
girl: tootles

This part totally pissed me off. I'm almost positive it's a 'd'.

Also, it wasn't that funny.

Gnome Rage
07-19-2010, 04:31 PM
This part totally pissed me off. I'm almost positive it's a 'd'.

Also, it wasn't that funny.

It is toodles. not tootles


Toodles (not tootles) is a term which may mean several things:

* A shortened, more casual version of the French expression à tout à l'heure (Anglicized as "toodle-oo"), meaning goodbye

Ryvicke
07-19-2010, 04:35 PM
It is toodles. not tootles

Wow! More informing! You're like a wikipedia monkey on summer break. Come along to the next thread now...