Family vs. Internet - BECAUSE I BACK-TRACED IT!!!!!1

[Methais]

EDIT: Updated link since YouTube deleted the original.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VKYYbwyWtQ

11-year-old kid and her potentially epic-mustachio'd dad having a huge meltdown over "cyberbullying". This is clearly the best way to make people stop messing with you on the Internet.

Cool parents.
/facepalm

Some of the 78230492 remixes already posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98Np9hNSIWo

Guile's theme goes with everything:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eILYz8mMCY

[Sean of the Thread]

I can understand how he feels but he handled that all wrong.

He should have been in a tree line about 200 meters away with a rem 700.

[Drew]

This message board alone has caused a lot of issue to the cyber police!

[WRoss]

If that girl is really 11, he fucked up by buying her a lace push-up training bra and encouraging her to show her cleavage. That, and he didn't turn that mustache into handlebars.

[IorakeWarhammer]

wouldn't you just ban the kid from using the net?

i think theres other videos out that show the people the girl was talking to and their reactions.

[Drew]

http://i32.tinypic.com/k19r8y.jpg

[Drew]

Consequences will never be the same!
http://i29.tinypic.com/23tgzso.jpg

[Methais]

Consequences will never be the same!
http://i29.tinypic.com/23tgzso.jpg

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[iJin]

My younger sister showed me this the other night. Supposedly this girl "fucks till she bleeds". Classy.

[Methais]

My younger sister showed me this the other night. Supposedly this girl "fucks till she bleeds". Classy.

Where is this mythical forum or whatever that all this started from anyway?

[Drew]

I don't know if anyone has watched the original videos that drew attention to this girl but basically the short version of the story is that she posted a rumour on some tween girl website claiming that the lead singer of her favorite band (I forget the dumb name) was sleeping with her. She posted this in third person:


BOTDF lead singer Dahvie Vanity is at it again! He was apparently having a “friend with benefits” type of relationship with self-proclamed “scene queen” Jessi Slaughter who is only 11! … I found this pic of the two of them at the may 2nd concert in Orlando.

…I have also talked to other people who say that they did fuck last sumer when she was 10. I cannot believe that Dahvie has sunk to this level! I don’t know whether this rumor is true, but if it is he’s disgusting!



Then she posted on her account denying the rumour and claiming they were just friends. Then she started making these videos where she was cursing up a storm and threatening to do various things to the haters. That's when 4chan got hold of it and it went from there.


http://i29.tinypic.com/2095yt0.png

[Drew]

Where is this mythical forum or whatever that all this started from anyway?

http://www.stickydrama.com/2010/07/dahvie-vanity-of-botdfmusic-at-it-again-with-jessi-slaughter/



Really just read my synopsis, there's nothing down the rabbit hole other than wanting to kill yourself.

[Methais]

YA DUN GOOFED!
http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/Jessi-Slaughters-Dad/123723831005166?ref=ts

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs099.ash2/38305_123724294338453_123723831005166_132047_19789 9_n.jpg

[iJin]

My sister said it started on that chick's Tumblr/Myspace. I don't have it obviously, but I'm sure Encyclopediadramatica (http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Kerligirl13) might have a link or two.

ROFL. Her favorite band is now making fun (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiVK3eWZfn0) of her too.

[iJin]

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5q5m7FqAA1qcyyz0o1_500.jpg

[Methais]

My sister said it started on that chick's Tumblr/Myspace. I don't have it obviously, but I'm sure Encyclopediadramatica (http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Kerligirl13) might have a link or two.

ROFL. Her favorite band is now making fun (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiVK3eWZfn0) of her too.

I predict suicide within the next month.

That band seems like a bunch of fags, just for the record.

[TheEschaton]

yeah, the lead singer of that band has no basis to mock anyone, just based on his appearance.

[Cephalopod]

11-Year-Old Viral Video Star Placed Under Police Protection After Death Threats (http://gawker.com/5590166/11+year+old-viral-video-star-placed-under-police-protection-after-death-threats)


Earlier this week, a funny video went viral of 11-year-old Jessi Slaughter (AKA Kerligirl13) crying while her dad yelled at the people trolling her on the Internet. It's not so funny now that she's been placed under police protection.

More than 1.7 million people have seen the foul-mouthed Floridan's breakdown and laughed at her dad's luddite rage. But the video, "You Dun Goofed Up," wasn't the only thing to go viral: Jessi Slaughter's real name, address and phone number was distributed widely via Internet pranksters 4chan.org, Tumblr and other online backchannels.

We spoke with Jessi's mother, Dianne Leonhardt, on the phone today. She tells us the family has received a slew harassing phone calls since the video went viral Thursday.

According to Leonhardt, some of those phone calls have been death threats, and the local sheriff's department has launched a criminal investigation into the video. Jessi was placed under police protection and brought to a safe house soon after it went viral. She came home today, but she's not online: A court order has barred her from using the Internet for at least three days.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

The Internet Hate Machine strikes again!

[Jayvn]

oh sure..blame 4chan....it was OBVIOUSLY the guys over at EBAUMS :(...

[Showal]

Good thing the court order has barred her from going online for three days. It's likely this whole thing will have blown over by then.

[Methais]

Good thing the court order has barred her from going online for three days. It's likely this whole thing will have blown over by then.

^

[ElvenFury]

Youtube removed the video in the OP.

[Inspire]

OMFG LOL

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

So I missed it, what was it about?

[Methais]

Youtube removed the video in the OP.

Updated with working link.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VKYYbwyWtQ

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

LOL, that girl is a future stripper.

[Showal]

Apparently she's posted boob pics. Not in our thread though. Not yet at least.

[Kitsun]

Does anyone else think that the father wrote some of Hulk Hogan's dialogue? "You dun goofed up" and "The consequences will never be the same" seem very remiscent of 90s wrestling.

[Sean of the Thread]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIjhPDp9Dmo

[Asha]

uncoolnerd:
1 hour ago
Help me! They backtraced me and the cyberpolice are coming. What if consequences are never the same? FUCK!

[Skeeter]

1. where do I apply to be an officer of the cyberpolice?
2. epic mustachio should hang out with epic beard man.
3. His dramatic kneel for the camera and finger point embarrassed even me.

[shaaljin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRaXKZ5jX4M

[Sean]

1. where do I apply to be an officer of the cyberpolice?
2. epic mustachio should hang out with epic beard man.
3. His dramatic kneel for the camera and finger point embarrassed even me.

Just wait until your kid becomes a scene ho' I can't wait for the angry skeeter youtube uploads.

[peam]

http://knowyourmeme.com/i/000/059/451/original/2hyfaev.jpg

This is my favorite product of the whole production.

[Enitocin]

I love you guys.

[Enitocin]

I want to grow a cool mustache one day. It's my dream.

[Asha]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRaXKZ5jX4M

Really, really hard to watch.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I want to grow a cool mustache one day. It's my dream.

It's a dream of mine too.

[Enitocin]

It's a dream of mine too.

Let's have a friendly competition.

[phantasm]

http://s1.hubimg.com/u/243932_f520.jpg

[Methais]

http://s1.hubimg.com/u/243932_f520.jpg

http://www.sitamasters.com/mime/images/new/gaystation.jpg

[Cephalopod]

http://i.imgur.com/sTc0R.jpg

[Atlanteax]

Heh, that was perfect.

[Rinualdo]

Lol, that's awesome!

[Atlanteax]

the new standard for handle-bar mustaches:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v682/theytookjustin/1233217793807.jpg

[Cephalopod]

http://i.imgur.com/jzrQY.jpg (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100723110447AA5hOjv)

[Back]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YH4hhC-aVHI&feature=player_embedded

[Amber]

What really bugs me about this whole thing is the sheer idiocy of her parents. They've got this eleven year old wearing make-up and padded bras, with a computer in her bedroom, and way too little supervision. I read an interview with her mother after this whole thing blew up and the mom hadn't watched the videos Jessi had made, and had no interest in watching them, but she wanted to get at the truth of the matter and find out why people were harassing her daughter. She also said something about not being able to watch her daughter 24 hours a day. She's like an ostrich, burying her head in the sand, while her daughter is running full speed and unchecked into trouble.

[iJin]

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6rs3b3TVe1qzlvyio1_500.jpg

[Jayvn]

wow... ya don't click b for a few days and the world changes

[IorakeWarhammer]

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/1cd2fbc0e7/because-i-back-traced-it-the-you-dun-goofed-up-remix

this is one of those remixes thats good :P

[Methais]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3510958/How-viral-fame-killed-father-left-foster-care-friendless-Girl-meme-bullying-4chan-members-age-11-reveals-horrific-toll-Internet-family-six-years-later.html

She's Damien now because mental illness.

[Tgo01]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3510958/How-viral-fame-killed-father-left-foster-care-friendless-Girl-meme-bullying-4chan-members-age-11-reveals-horrific-toll-Internet-family-six-years-later.html

She's Damian now because mental illness.


Jessi now goes by the name Damien and prefers to be refereed to with they/them pronouns

Them ready to serve in the military.

[Stumplicker]

Look, I'm all for trans rights and a lot more sympathy than currently exists for them, but absolutely fuck anyone who tries to get me to call them "they" and "them" instead of "him" or "her". Want to change sexes? Fine. Born as a sex different than the one you identify with? Fine. Confused about your sexuality and the way you're identifying? Fine. I'm sympathetic. Ask me to call you her instead of him, or him instead of her. That's perfectly fine - even if you're confused. Pick one for now, see how it fits. If it doesn't work, switch it up. I'm happy to call you him one week and her the next if that's what you want.

But if you want me to change how I speak to or about you in a way that NOBODY talks? Go fuck yourself. I don't care what you do with your body or how you want to identify - I'm on your side right up until the point where you try to butcher the linguistics involved for no real reason.

[Tgo01]

Look, I'm all for trans rights and a lot more sympathy than currently exists for them, but absolutely fuck anyone who tries to get me to call them "they" and "them" instead of "him" or "her". Want to change sexes? Fine. Born as a sex different than the one you identify with? Fine. Confused about your sexuality and the way you're identifying? Fine. I'm sympathetic. Ask me to call you her instead of him, or him instead of her. That's perfectly fine - even if you're confused. Pick one for now, see how it fits. If it doesn't work, switch it up. I'm happy to call you him one week and her the next if that's what you want.

But if you want me to change how I speak to or about you in a way that NOBODY talks? Go fuck yourself. I don't care what you do with your body or how you want to identify - I'm on your side right up until the point where you try to butcher the linguistics involved for no real reason.

You refer to me by my preferred pronouns; Thy Lord and Lord of the Universe, or you're a hateful bigot.

[Methais]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CoLx477UsAAs2vq.jpg

But for now I prefer my pronoun to be xXx_pussymastersephiroth420_xXx

[Jhynnifer]

Look, I'm all for trans rights and a lot more sympathy than currently exists for them, but absolutely fuck anyone who tries to get me to call them "they" and "them" instead of "him" or "her". Want to change sexes? Fine. Born as a sex different than the one you identify with? Fine. Confused about your sexuality and the way you're identifying? Fine. I'm sympathetic. Ask me to call you her instead of him, or him instead of her. That's perfectly fine - even if you're confused. Pick one for now, see how it fits. If it doesn't work, switch it up. I'm happy to call you him one week and her the next if that's what you want.

But if you want me to change how I speak to or about you in a way that NOBODY talks? Go fuck yourself. I don't care what you do with your body or how you want to identify - I'm on your side right up until the point where you try to butcher the linguistics involved for no real reason.

My fiancee showed me an email from a co-worker that literally had a 700 word glossary of how to address them. His response? "I just don't talk to him. I avoid it at all costs." I agree completely, I get that you identify with something else and I will do what I can to not call you "he" or "she." I will apologize if I mess it up and I will feel bad. I will not do linguistic gymnastics to ensure you feel like the world is giving you what it owes you.

[Methais]

My fiancee showed me an email from a co-worker that literally had a 700 word glossary of how to address them. His response? "I just don't talk to him. I avoid it at all costs." I agree completely, I get that you identify with something else and I will do what I can to not call you "he" or "she." I will apologize if I mess it up and I will feel bad. I will not do linguistic gymnastics to ensure you feel like the world is giving you what it owes you.

I just call them fuckface because that's easy to remember.


https://youtu.be/ssTZtRQmhxY

[Neveragain]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CoLx477UsAAs2vq.jpg

But for now I prefer my pronoun to be xXx_pussymastersephiroth420_xXx

Welcome to the collective xXx_Pussymastersephiroth_xXx everything is free here comrade.

They will be made to care.

[Methais]

Welcome to the collective xXx_Pussymastersephiroth_xXx everything is free here comrade.

Excuse me but you left out the 420 part. Thanks for ruining my life.

[Neveragain]

Excuse me but you left out the 420 part. Thanks for ruining my life.

The collective does not recognize that number as a number for obvious reasons.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOpfsGrNvnk

[Methais]

The collective does not recognize that number as a number for obvious reasons.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOpfsGrNvnk

https://pics.me.me/autistic-screeching-9364395.png