The Wine Rack

[Celephais]

http://nymag.com/daily/fashion/2010/07/jersey_shore_must-have_the_win.html?imw=Y&f=most-viewed-24h5

http://images.nymag.com/images/2/daily/2010/07/20100715_winerack_560x375.jpg


This Wine Rack is a $30 sports bra containing pouches for liquid attached to a straw, so you can finally enjoy the long-awaited thrill of drinking from your own boobs. Maybe it's time for Victoria's Secret to fill their bra cups with actual Capri Sun packets and sell them with a mini-straw attached, like juice boxes.

Next up, the Whiskey Dick.

[Gnome Rage]

I've wanted this forever.

They sell a beer gut too, and a pregnancy belly. Which I think is the same thing with a different name.

[Celephais]

... You're going to pad your bra?

[Gnome Rage]

... Why do you think I haven't purchased one!

The wine rack adds a cupsize to your boobs when full ladies, screw push up bras and those chicken cutlet-looking things. Guys would much rather sip booze from your tits, even if it does make them get progressively smaller. Perhaps they'll think that its just all the drinking, but you'll know.

[Celephais]

... Why do you think I haven't purchased one!

The wine rack adds a cupsize to your boobs when full ladies, screw push up bras and those chicken cutlet-looking things. Guys would much rather sip booze from your tits, even if it does make them get progressively smaller. Perhaps they'll think that its just all the drinking, but you'll know.

Actually it's the perfect combination, boobs shrink as they drink, and their perceptions grow as they get intoxicated!

[Gnome Rage]

Actually it's the perfect combination, boobs shrink as they drink, and their perceptions grow as they get intoxicated!

now instead of having to take off those awkward bra-enhancer cutlets, you just let them drink your tits down to regular size!

[Celephais]

"I have some good news, and I have some bad news."

[Gnome Rage]

lawl. seriously, have you seen these things?
http://www.bravenkrazy.com.au/images/Chicken%20Cutlets%20Web.jpg

My friend who has very small boobies, bought them. She says now she's a full B with them... she looks the freakin same to me... but seriously, why!?! They look so awkward. I'd rather carry booze in my tits than these things

[Celephais]

Hah, I've never heard them actually sold as chicken cutlets. I have seen commercials for things like them, but I forget what they called them...

[Drew]

I knew a girl who wore them, it was a bit odd.

[Gnome Rage]

They look like chicken cutlets, thats what all women I've ever met have nick-named them.

Seriously though, how disappointing. You get a chick home, you start stripping her down and those things fall onto the bed. Talk about sagging boner.

[Rinualdo]

False advertising

[Sean of the Thread]

I prefer boobs small to medium at best.

Champagne glass boobs ftw.

Oh and Hips boobs. Gold.

[Sean of the Thread]

Boobs distracted me and I forgot the real reason I was responding.

We used to sneak liquor into football games via duct taped zip lock bags to our stomach.

Then we moved up to camel paks. awesome device.

[Gnome Rage]

Well, the wine rack is perfect for sneaking shit in, because if someone tries to pat you down, sexual harassment!

[Delias]

... Why do you think I haven't purchased one!

The wine rack adds a cupsize to your boobs when full ladies, screw push up bras and those chicken cutlet-looking things. Guys would much rather sip booze from your tits, even if it does make them get progressively smaller. Perhaps they'll think that its just all the drinking, but you'll know.

You talk a big game, but until I see your tits in the picture section, I will be filled with sadness and doubt.

Edited for idiocy: Next time I will check that thread first. I should always make that my first stop.

[Gnome Rage]

You talk a big game, but until I see your tits in the picture section, I will be filled with sadness and doubt.

Why don't you go take a peek then.

Edited: because you edited... so I acknowledge your edit.

[Sean of the Thread]

Why don't you go take a peek then.

Edited: because you edited... so I acknowledge your edit.

Well technically there was no nippage so it doesn't count and actually there still needs to be definitive proof that you're not klaive.

[Gnome Rage]

Well technically there was no nippage so it doesn't count and actually there still needs to be definitive proof that you're not klaive.

Well theres a pedo for you. Never inform that man that you're a 15 year old girl, because he'll give you his address and ask for jars of your juices.

[pabstblueribbon]

Well theres a pedo for you. Never inform that man that you're a 15 year old girl, because he'll give you his address and ask for jars of your juices.

Whoa.

[Gnome Rage]

I think it was something like Mall Circle, Reno Nevada.

Don't remember clearly, it was a few years back. I should have saved it.

[Celephais]

Wait... wut? What's happening? Did you talk to Xyelin some 3 or 4 years ago?

[Gnome Rage]

No? I don't know who that is...

[Celephais]

No? I don't know who that is...
That's Sean of the Thread's old forum name.

I think it was something like Mall Circle, Reno Nevada.

Don't remember clearly, it was a few years back. I should have saved it.


I thought from that part that he had done this. Someone else asked you for jared juices? ... and is it acceptable to ask for jared juices now that you're of age?

(Jars of liquid creep me out, I don't care what it is, I hate when restaurants think they're being folksy and serve water in mason jars)

[pabstblueribbon]

That's Sean of the Thread's old forum name.



I thought from that part that he had done this. Someone else asked you for jared juices? ... and is it acceptable to ask for jared juices now that you're of age?

(Jars of liquid creep me out, I don't care what it is, I hate when restaurants think they're being folksy and serve water in mason jars)

Don't hate on the mason jars. Also, you made me change my sig. Fucker.

[Gnome Rage]

That's Sean of the Thread's old forum name.



I thought from that part that he had done this. Someone else asked you for jared juices? ... and is it acceptable to ask for jared juices now that you're of age?

(Jars of liquid creep me out, I don't care what it is, I hate when restaurants think they're being folksy and serve water in mason jars)

When I used to post on Stoners Realm I used to talk to Klaive, before I wised up and realized he's a creep. But it took him asking me (about 14/15 at the time) for a jar of my juices, a video and audio tape of my having an orgasm and a pair of worn panties. He gave me his address and asked me to please send them promptly.
Edit: I don't really know how you're supposed to get vag secretions into a jar anyways.


I like mason jars.

[Celephais]

Don't hate on the mason jars. Also, you made me change my sig. Fucker.
I think for your sister, $15 would be more appropriate.

Edit: I don't really know how you're supposed to get vag secretions into a jar anyways.
But I bet you could have fun trying.


I like mason jars.

They're weird shaped, I understand storing jelly in them, and using them in a workshop to hold various nuts and bolts, but drinking out of them? I get annoyed enough by my Nalgene bottle because of the lip. I guess I'm weird about my drinking implements.

... Now a 40' bottle, that has the right shape! Brass Monkey.

[Delias]

Edit: I don't really know how you're supposed to get vag secretions into a jar anyways.


I like mason jars.

I can help you work out a system, if you want.

[Gnome Rage]

I think for your sister, $15 would be more appropriate.

But I bet you could have fun trying.



They're weird shaped, I understand storing jelly in them, and using them in a workshop to hold various nuts and bolts, but drinking out of them? I get annoyed enough by my Nalgene bottle because of the lip. I guess I'm weird about my drinking implements.

... Now a 40' bottle, that has the right shape! Brass Monkey.

I prefer tervis tumblers to all other drinking implements.

[Latrinsorm]

Did you formerly post here under another name? It would be interesting if you were a veteran of SR and not here.

[Gnome Rage]

I can help you work out a system, if you want.
Nah I think I'm good on jarred vag juice.

Wont need more 'til spring

[Gnome Rage]

I never posted on PC because I was afraid, cause I was super young. I used to post on another GS forum, god if I could remember the name... but I was emo back then, so lets not talk about my name. haha

[pabstblueribbon]

Wont need more 'til spring

:lol:

[Delias]

ICutMyselfJustToWatchMyselfBleed! I missed you!

[Gnome Rage]

Not QUITE that emo...

Lettsee... I wonder if I have pictures from back then.

D'aww I was such a baby.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v301/vixxiethepixxie/Picture9.jpg

[Delias]

I love your hunched posture that screams "I am intently devouring online text!"

[pabstblueribbon]

Goddamnit! AND glasses.

Motherfuck.

[Gnome Rage]

I was a baby then. I doubt anyone remembers me from SR or any other forum.

Some took me on as a child of their own, other told me to Get the fuck off the comp cause I was 14 and needed a life.