Share your alters

[Portu-guese]

Hello everyone, first time poster here....I was just curious as to what folks have been getting altered in Shattered. I saw Fornicator with his hilarious "moist pink vagina" and wondered what else folks are getting...

[IorakeWarhammer]

You see Jaeden the Windtalker.
He appears to be a Giantman.
He is very tall and appears to be very young. He has piercing jade green eyes and olive skin. He has raggedly cut, unruly jet black hair. He has a weathered face and a grizzled beard.
He is in good shape.
He is wearing a swirling black void, an oilcloth longcoat, a deep black cap, a large gold ring, a woven felt cap, a fine silver moonstone-set armband, an opaque glass amulet, some dark red bloodjewel-set leathers, a tin-bound ceramic badge, a spinning galaxy, and an engraved vultite shield.

[IorakeWarhammer]

also did...

"a crystal nebula"
"a pulsating indigo quazar"
"a clenched Illoke fist shackled to a zorchar chain"

[Cthulu]

a picture of the prophet Mohammad (+3 combat maneuvers head worn)
You see a particularly glorious image of the prophet Mohammad. It is so wonderful, amazing - INCREDIBLE that you begin to wonder just how allah could possibly be any better than this man. In fact - you now feel quite certain that Mohammad is the true god, and allah was nothing important.


a hideous shroud of humanoid skins (secret)
This armor is comprised of the peeled skin of a multitude of humanoids and roughly sewn together with steel wire. It is oozing pus and blood. You also notice a small enchanter's glyph.

a rip in the ether (deepened greatcloak)

[Mogonis]

You are wearing a shifting cumulonimbus cloud (4x fulls), a strapped smelly dumpster (backpack), a slate grey eel skin cape, some tailored Mogwai-skin pants, some massive Sideshow Bob shoes, a Schwartz ring, a redonkulously large watch strung on a massive neckchain, a fannypack, and a tinfoil hat.

long illuminated fluorescent lamp (runestaff)
a three wolf moon shirt (0x fulls)
a scaled-down crushed yellow schoolbus (0x tower shield)

[Portu-guese]

a strand of anal beads - maul based weapon with a few surprises.

[Fortybox]

a picture of the prophet Mohammad (+3 combat maneuvers head worn)
You see a particularly glorious image of the prophet Mohammad. It is so wonderful, amazing - INCREDIBLE that you begin to wonder just how allah could possibly be any better than this man. In fact - you now feel quite certain that Mohammad is the true god, and allah was nothing important.


a hideous shroud of humanoid skins (secret)
This armor is comprised of the peeled skin of a multitude of humanoids and roughly sewn together with steel wire. It is oozing pus and blood. You also notice a small enchanter's glyph.

a rip in the ether (deepened greatcloak)

The enchanters mark gives it away...

[Cthulu]

The enchanters mark gives it away...

Not really, no.

[TheThirdEye]

Not really, no.

It narrows it down to 3 item types. I say armor or shield. Likely armor.

[Cthulu]

It narrows it down to 3 item types. I say armor or shield. Likely armor.

Which is not the information that's secret.

[calidus]

It narrows it down to 3 item types. I say armor or shield. Likely armor.

lol... armor, you say? You deduced that it's either armor or a shield from the enchanter's mark?


a hideous shroud of humanoid skins (secret)
This armor is comprised of the peeled skin of a multitude of humanoids and roughly sewn together with steel wire. It is oozing pus and blood. You also notice a small enchanter's glyph.

Keen eye.

[TheThirdEye]

Which is not the information that's secret.

Oh yeah...hmmm; +5 to Douchebaggery?

[calidus]

Oh yeah...hmmm; +5 to Douchebaggery?

Get with the times. +5 was, like, so 5 years ago.

[calidus]

I got this:

You tap your awesome deathbat tattoo.
You cast into the air above you and the sky rips open into a void! The fissure begins to feed on the air around you!
A cyclops is sucked into the void!
Rather abrupt decompression causes a cyclops to explode!
Billions and billions of tiny cyclops bits shower everything.
Quite severely dead.
Wiggles is knocked over by the wind!
Wiggles is sucked into the void!
Rather abrupt decompression causes Wiggles to explode!
Billions and billions of tiny bits of flesh shower everything.
Quite severely dead.
* Wiggles drops dead at your feet!

[TheThirdEye]

lol... armor, you say? You deduced that it's either armor or a shield from the enchanter's mark?

Keen eye.


Get with the times. +5 was, like, so 5 years ago.

I am not as cool as you are man. I am just not up on all the trendy forum/Gemstone shit like you are. I wish I could be more like you! I need to start killing players with cheap bitch moves then get on Lnet to bitch about how I was killed with cheap bitch moves. Then I'll kill AFK players but bitch about being killed AFK. Maybe I'll just bitch and whine about everything then bitch and whine about how I am not bitching and whinning, that way I can be just like you Little Clitus.

Don't think Cthulu needs your effiminate bitch ass defending him. He already told you he doesn't swing that way but you can't seem to stop trying to stick your tounge up his ass.

That current enough for ya? :tumble:

[Cthulu]

I am not as cool as you are man. I am just not up on all the trendy forum/Gemstone shit like you are. I wish I could be more like you! I need to start killing players with cheap bitch moves then get on Lnet to bitch about how I was killed with cheap bitch moves. Then I'll kill AFK players but bitch about being killed AFK. Maybe I'll just bitch and whine about everything then bitch and whine about how I am not bitching and whinning, that way I can be just like you Little Clitus.

Don't think Cthulu needs your effiminate bitch ass defending him. He already told you he doesn't swing that way but you can't seem to stop trying to stick your tounge up his ass.

That current enough for ya? :tumble:

You're getting mad at him and delving into ad hominem attacks because you suck at reading?

[TheThirdEye]

You're getting mad at him and delving into ad hominem attacks because you suck at reading?

Nah, I missed where it said it was armor. That's my bad and I'll own up to it.

To took exception to being accused of behind the times for my use of the word "douchebaggery" which I purposely chose so the message would have jesting tone.

What can I say? I really don't like the fucker. Does it show on my post?

[Portu-guese]

What can I say? I really don't like the fucker. Does it show on my post?


Maybe it's just me, but I've never seen anything wrong with the feller. You are complaining about him as much as anyone complains on these foums.

Enough with bashing....back to the alters!

[Cthulu]

Maybe it's just me, but I've never seen anything wrong with the feller. You are complaining about him as much as anyone complains on these foums.

Enough with bashing....back to the alters!

Fuck you you fucking queer. Neg rep.

[TheThirdEye]

Maybe it's just me, but I've never seen anything wrong with the feller. You are complaining about him as much as anyone complains on these foums.

Enough with bashing....back to the alters!

Yeah, I apologize if I disturbed the flow of the thread. :(

[Drisco]

How do you get Alters?

[radamanthys]

You remove a sleek five-string banjo from in your murky grey sheath.
s>l banjo
You see nothing unusual, except for a small enchanter's glyph.
s>
Blue beam.

[Portu-guese]

Fuck you you fucking queer. Neg rep.


:nono: Na no...:wasntme:

[townkiller]

Yeah, I apologize if I disturbed the flow of the thread. :(

youre a real prick for constantly derai
http://www.fishous.com/images/puke.jpg

[TheThirdEye]

youre a real prick for constantly derai
http://www.fishous.com/images/puke.jpg
http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r67/nurdburd13/LOL%20Cats/lol.jpg

[Bhaalizmo]

http://www.fishous.com/images/puke.jpg

Damn. Dude's got skillz.

[Inspire]

I have a few alters because I had 3 accounts when shattered opened and focused on one character. Most of the people you see with alters are from that time period.

My best item would be:

a lolbrielus

Everyone should know what that is. :) Got super lucky and I'm super thankful. I'm sure there will be other goodies too for those who pay attention to what Cthulhu and maybe others are doing.

[Fortybox]

I have a few alters because I had 3 accounts when shattered opened and focused on one character. Most of the people you see with alters are from that time period.

My best item would be:

a lolbrielus

Everyone should know what that is. :) Got super lucky and I'm super thankful. I'm sure there will be other goodies too for those who pay attention to what Cthulhu and maybe others are doing.

Anything to keep you from whining on the main boards.

[Spooky]

an evil mysterious pendant that oddly seems to reflect light

What it does, well, that's mysterious.

[Fortybox]

an evil mysterious pendant that oddly seems to reflect light

What it does, well, that's mysterious.

K, I like you again!

[Drisco]

Honestly guys. Answer my question :(

[Some Rogue]

You listen to me trolling on the thought nets and run your people all over the world.

Wait, that's how you don't get alters. Nevermind.

:D

[Fortybox]

Honestly guys. Answer my question :(

? A GM alters stuff for you. Just need to be at the right place. Sometimes they announce, sometimes they don't.

[calidus]

You're getting mad at him and delving into ad hominem attacks because you suck at reading?

He's also taking my post a bit too serious; maybe I should have italicized the "so" in "that was so 5 years ago."

Then again, we have established he's not the most literate... so meh.

[Drisco]

? A GM alters stuff for you. Just need to be at the right place. Sometimes they announce, sometimes they don't.

I thought there was no GM's in Shattered.

[Portu-guese]

I thought there was no GM's in Shattered.

GM's can come and go as they please...not required to be there and there are no rules for them either. They can do whatever they want

[naps]

That's it...I'ma make a guy named Slickback and dress him in purple crushed velvet. He'll be a brawler with a Strong Pimp Hand as his main weapon.

[TheThirdEye]

He's also taking my post a bit too serious; maybe I should have italicized the "so" in "that was so 5 years ago."

Then again, we have established he's not the most literate... so meh.
Oh noes! I misread a post...
http://www.w3bbo.com/forums/Care-Whoop_de_fucking_doo.gif

[alski415]

a sharpened broken toothbrush.

was a 4x lance, he bumped it to 5x, put crit weighting I cant assess yet, and lightened it.

not really an alter but he upped my 4x MBP to 6x, ECP, lightened, and fire resistant. Yay for Cthulhu.

[Fatsix]

Also here: Evil Lord Skeletor

He is holding a cracked villswood havoc staff crowned with a ram's skull in his right hand.

He has a bald head. He has a bony face and sunken cheeks. He has a yellow skull.

Oh what next... Panthor?

[IorakeWarhammer]

that owns actually