__________ is better than sex.

[WRoss]

___________ is better than sex.

Fill in the blank. I'll start.


The PC is better than sex.

[AnticorRifling]

Nothing

[Cephalopod]

Sleep.

...come on. Those of you with kids, admit it. There are times when a few hours of uninterrupted sleep would be preferable to sex.

Shut up.

[ElvenFury]

Blowjob.

/Bill Clinton

[Inspire]

My right hand.

No wait, my left hand.

[Wrathbringer]

Vacation

[Kitsun]

An oreo blizzard

[Kuyuk]

My truffles!

[Stry]

1 - Money - The more 0's the better.
2 - If IorakeWarhammer got banned from the PC, I would likely get off a little.


and yes, sometimes sleep... but only after sex :)

[WRoss]

An oreo blizzard

Lindsay Lohan and her two new cell mates...how kinky.

[Malvadere]

Huge dumps

[kookiegod]

Oral sex...

Or floggers.

I can't decide!

[WRoss]

Oral sex...

Or floggers.

I can't decide!

you are disqualified and your answer in changed to:

CRACK

http://api.ning.com/files/SVnC9W7SBKR6ZuTeEumppn5umqr2wczljn99gUa5Ayo_/Tyrone2.jpg

[ElvenFury]

Gor!

[Sam]

LSD

[SHAFT]

Tool live in concert!

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee54/pushitmaya/10000daystour2007bis.jpg

[4a6c1]

Getting an A on a test is better than sex.

Being approved for a scholarship is better than sex.

Creating previously unknown molecule combinations that are approved for testing is better than sex.

Also agree with kookiegod.

[Back]

A really really good meal.

[Methais]

ZOMGPURPLEZ!!!!!!1

[Khariz]

Huge dumps

Hell yeah, a really good shit can be pretty satisfying sometimes.

[Bobmuhthol]

Anal.

[Krendeli]

Punching kittens

[Methais]

Hell yeah, a really good shit can be pretty satisfying sometimes.

Especially after a hard night of drinking.

[ElvenFury]

Anal.
Too easy.

[Methais]

Anal.

You didn't specify that you weren't referring to receiving...

[Bobmuhthol]

I sure didn't.

[Gan]

Nothing

x2

[Delias]

Speaking as a severe underachiever, I say accomplishment is better than sex, based entirely on its rarity in my life. However, I can have sex in 20 minutes and it is a close second to accomplishing life goals, which take years...

[SHAFT]

sex is great but it depends on who its with. a new chick is worth 100000000 points and your gf is worth half that and your wife is worth half that

[Kuyuk]

sex is great but it depends on who its with. a new chick is worth 100000000 points and your gf is worth half that and your wife is worth half that

Haha. Awesome.

I banged a chinese chick who couldnt speak much english, and her comment to me was "I love it when you conquer me."

Awesome. Sadly, she turned out to be a stalker.

[Delias]

I banged a chinese chick who couldnt speak much english, and her comment to me was "I love it when you conquer me."


That's fucking poetry, right there.

[Kuyuk]

Agreed.

Pity she was creepy after. Oh well... love seasonal jobs, because everyone leaves at the end! She's back in china, being a commie.

She also was willing to let me take photos... but I was weirded out by her stalkering, so I opted not to. Probably should have anyway, just to add to my folder.

[Drew]

Double rainbows.

[IWNecromancer]

Getting people mad at Jaeden for things he doesn't deserve.
Bumping 10 threads from over 18 months ago and getting people to respond to them like they are new.
Starting a discussion about time travel, Jaeden's parents fucking, and d cell batteries, and it making sense.

PS. What the fuck is a d-cell battery?

[IorakeWarhammer]

resting in an obscure node in GS and an alterer pulls up and offers you 2-3 alters before anyone else even arrives :)

[Stanley Burrell]

#A) Saving somebody's life.

2. Feeling truly happy for the first time in years.

Last -- Sex with some sort of substances that in no way exist and enhance the arousal of having sex when inebriated with said completely, totally and utterly non-existent substances.

[pabstblueribbon]

Stanleys posts.

[Killer Kitten]

Let's see... I've been married 26 years.

Pretty much anything is better than sex.

[Delias]

Let's see... I've been married 26 years.

Pretty much anything is better than sex.

So killer kitten is more like dead pussy then?

[Malvadere]

Let's see... I've been married 26 years.

Pretty much anything is better than sex.

Wow, I just bought an engagement ring...way to kill it

[WRoss]

chat fails...

[LNet]-GSF:Cthulu: "as you angle the womans bottom up, she becomes easier to penetrate, and less easy to take seriously. You now have her precisely where you want her, so using the fire-tongs, grab yourself one of those hot coals we prepared earlier"

[Cap'nDrak]

Guinness and Jameson neat.

[Killer Kitten]

Wow, I just bought an engagement ring...way to kill it

Sorry to shit on your riff (I heard that in Dawn of the Dead and always wanted to use it).
I'll tell you this much, after 29 years together, most of them married, the sex has suffered but the love is better than ever.

[Delias]

Winning at poker come a close second...still doesn't beat it though.

[LMingrone]

Bacon and Tequila.

[WRoss]

My professor having to look up FAS to talk about it in class. The golden moment is as he was reading down the list of facial features, he realized that he matches the description. Parents, FTW.