Why warriors dont suck

[Cthulu]

Edit - There will, naturally, be many posts by the Shattered Victims Association. Bare in mind I am a bad guy. As for disconnects - I absolutely disconnect when certain conditions are met - chief among them that I am AFK. The three posts below detail active fights where both parties were at the keyboard - and in fact all of them hunting ME, and not vice versa.

Yes, people have killed me. Few have killed me while I was present.


You hear someone summoning elemental energy to his command...
>
Beelzebub suddenly fades into view.
Beelzebub gestures at you.
Beelzebub looks less calm and refreshed than a moment ago.
Beelzebub hurls a stream of fire at you!
AS: +229 vs DS: +128 with AvD: +30 + d100 roll: +47 = +178
[feint]>stance offensive
[feint]>wtricks feint Beelzebub
... and hits for 22 points of damage!
Minor burns to right leg. That hurts a bit.
>n
You are now in an offensive stance.
>
[Roll result: 178 (open d100: 63) Bonus: 2]
You feint to the right, Beelzebub buys the ruse and twists awkwardly to block the blow that never came!
Roundtime: 3 sec.
R>
...wait 3 seconds.
R>kil bee
You hear someone beseeching the spirits for empowerment...
>
You swing a dark vultite maul at Beelzebub!
AS: +255 vs DS: +209 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +55 = +136
A layer of shifting stone absorbs 5 points of damage!
... and hit for 17 points of damage!
Bones in left arm crack.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
R>
Mofuggah suddenly fades into view.
Mofuggah gestures at you.
CS: +131 - TD: +111 + CvA: -9 + d100: +2 - +5 == +8
Warded off!
R>
Beelzebub's hands glow with power as he summons elemental energy to his command...
R>
Beelzebub gestures at you.
Beelzebub hurls a stream of fire at you!
AS: +229 vs DS: +124 with AvD: +30 + d100 roll: +59 = +194
... and hits for 29 points of damage!
Burst of flames to back toasts skin nicely.
R>
Mofuggah chants a reverent litany and clasps his hands while tightly focusing his thoughts...
R>
Mofuggah channels at you.
A scintillating, blue-white aura encompasses you.
CS: +142 - TD: +111 + CvA: -9 + d100: +25 - +5 == +42
Warded off!
R>wtrick sattack beel
...wait 1 seconds.
R>wtrick sattack beel
You snarl aggressively and take a spinning leap towards Beelzebub.
You swing a dark vultite maul at Beelzebub!
AS: +273 vs DS: +209 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +95 = +194
A layer of shifting stone shatters!
... and hit for 57 points of damage!
Right kneecap smashed into pulp.
He is knocked to the ground!
He is stunned!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
R>
Mofuggah just tried to pull Beelzebub to his feet, but Beelzebub couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
R>
Mofuggah traces a sign while beseeching the spirits for empowerment...
R>
Mofuggah just tried to pull Beelzebub to his feet, but Beelzebub couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
R>
Mofuggah gestures at you.
CS: +131 - TD: +111 + CvA: -9 + d100: +51 - +5 == +57
Warded off!
R>
Mofuggah just tried to pull Beelzebub to his feet, but Beelzebub couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
R>
Mofuggah just tried to pull Beelzebub to his feet, but Beelzebub couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
R>wtrick sattack beel
You snarl aggressively and take a spinning leap towards Beelzebub.
You swing a dark vultite maul at Beelzebub!
AS: +273 vs DS: +153 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +15 = +170
... and hit for 50 points of damage!
Stomach ripped open by mighty blow!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
R>
Mofuggah just tried to pull Beelzebub to his feet, but Beelzebub couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
R>
Beelzebub just left.
R>
Mofuggah chants a reverent litany and clasps his hands while tightly focusing his thoughts...
R>
Mofuggah channels at you.
A scintillating, blue-white aura encompasses you.
CS: +142 - TD: +111 + CvA: -9 + d100: +72 - +5 == +89
Warded off!
R>wtrick sattack mof
You snarl aggressively and take a spinning leap towards Mofuggah.
You swing a dark vultite maul at Mofuggah!
With extreme effort, Mofuggah beats back the attack with his runestaff!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
R>
Mofuggah traces a sign while beseeching the spirits for empowerment...
R>
Mofuggah gestures at you.
CS: +131 - TD: +111 + CvA: -9 + d100: +32 - +5 == +38
Warded off!
R>
Mofuggah chants a reverent litany and clasps his hands while tightly focusing his thoughts...
R>
Mofuggah channels at you.
A scintillating, blue-white aura encompasses you.
CS: +142 - TD: +111 + CvA: -9 + d100: +44 - +5 == +61
Warded off!
R>wtrick feint mof
[Roll result: 156 (open d100: 46) Bonus: 2]
You feint to the left, Mofuggah buys the ruse and twists awkwardly to block the blow that never came!
Roundtime: 3 sec.
R>
Lord Maldric just arrived.
R>
A steel golem arrives, emitting a horrible screeching noise.
R>
Lord Maldric just went southwest.
R>wtrick sattack mof
You snarl aggressively and take a spinning leap towards Mofuggah.
You swing a dark vultite maul at Mofuggah!
AS: +273 vs DS: +202 with AvD: +33 + d100 roll: +64 = +168
... and hit for 32 points of damage!
Flattened Mofuggah's right hand.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
R>wtrick sattack mof
You snarl aggressively and take a spinning leap towards Mofuggah.
You swing a dark vultite maul at Mofuggah!
AS: +273 vs DS: +201 with AvD: +33 + d100 roll: +47 = +152
... and hit for 32 points of damage!
Smash to the kneecap.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
R>
Mofuggah just went southwest.
R>
The gears of a steel golem spin viciously as it tries to ensnare you!
You dodge just in the nick of time!
R>sw
...wait 1 seconds.
R>sw
[Glatoph, Ruins]
This is an intersection in a dull grey corridor. Passages lead in three directions.
Also here: Mofuggah
Obvious exits: northeast, west, northwest
>
[feint]>stance offensive
[feint]>wtricks feint Mofuggah
You are now in an offensive stance.
>
You are beginning to feel a little fatigued.
[Roll result: 135 (open d100: 25) Bonus: 2]
You feint to the left, Mofuggah buys the ruse and twists awkwardly to block the blow that never came!
Roundtime: 3 sec.
R>kil mof
...wait 2 seconds.
R>kil mof
You feel your vultite maul focus itself upon your foe, giving additional force to your strike!
You swing a dark vultite maul at Mofuggah!
AS: +255 vs DS: +197 with AvD: +33 + d100 roll: +57 = +148
... and hit for 32 points of damage!
Shot to the neck scrapes away skin.
Some nasty bleeding.
He is stunned!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
R>
You hear a loud *POP* come from Mofuggah's muscles!
Mofuggah simply vanishes from sight!
R>wtrick sattack mof
You want to spin attack what?
>smile
You smile.
>
Mofuggah just arrived.

>
Mofuggah just went west.

[Cthulu]

Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are being watched.
The feeling fades as quickly as it came.
R>

Fragz just arrived.
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>stance offensive
>cman bearhug Fragz
You are now in an offensive stance.
>
[Roll result: 146 (open d100: 81) Penalties: 7]
You charge towards Fragz and attempt to grasp him in a ferocious bearhug!
You manage to catch Fragz in a tight bearhug!
Roundtime: 5 sec.

R>
The gears of a steel golem spin viciously as it tries to ensnare Fragz!
AS: +188 vs DS: +120 with AvD: +36 + d100 roll: +9 = +113
... and hits for 3 points of damage!
Try thumb wrestling.
R>
You crush Fragz mercilessly!

...28 points of damage!

Roundtime: 3 sec.
R>

You say, "Go away."

>
You crush Fragz mercilessly!

...26 points of damage!

Roundtime: 3 sec.
R>

A steel golem lifts its huge foot up and slams it into the floor, shaking everything violently!
You manage to keep your footing.
R>
>
You crush Fragz mercilessly!

...28 points of damage!

Roundtime: 3 sec.
R>
You feel fully energetic again.
>
You crush Fragz mercilessly!

...29 points of damage!

Roundtime: 3 sec.
R>
A steel golem pounds at Fragz with its metallic hand!
AS: +178 vs DS: +112 with AvD: +42 + d100 roll: +75 = +183
... and hits for 29 points of damage!
Whiplash!
R>
You crush Fragz mercilessly!

...29 points of damage!
You unceremoniously drop Fragz to the ground.

* Fragz drops dead at your feet!

The deep blue glow leaves Fragz.
The dim aura fades from around Fragz.
The powerful look leaves Fragz.
The light blue glow leaves Fragz.
Fragz's sonic lance dissipates.
Fragz appears less secure.

Roundtime: 3 sec.
R>
* Fragz just bit the dust!
R>wtrick sattack fragz
...wait 3 seconds.
R>
The Fragz disk disintegrates, dropping everything on the ground.

[Cthulu]

Lower Dragonsclaw, Forest]
You pause to allow your eyes to adjust to the further dimming of the light as you move deeper into the trees. The oaks surrounding you loom larger, and are interspersed with modwir trees, further blocking the rays of the moon.
Also here: Charlie
Obvious paths: north, south, west
>
You are now in an offensive stance.
>
[Roll result: 187 (open d100: 81) Penalties: 2]
You charge towards Charlie and attempt to grasp him in a ferocious bearhug!
You manage to catch Charlie in a powerful bearhug!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
R>
You crush Charlie mercilessly!

...27 points of damage!

Roundtime: 3 sec.
R>
>
You crush Charlie mercilessly!

...30 points of damage!

Roundtime: 3 sec.
>
You crush Charlie mercilessly!

...28 points of damage!

Roundtime: 3 sec.
R>
You crush Charlie mercilessly!

...29 points of damage!
You unceremoniously drop Charlie to the ground.

* Charlie drops dead at your feet!

The dim aura fades from around Charlie.
The deep blue glow leaves Charlie.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Charlie suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
Charlie appears less secure.
The powerful look leaves Charlie.
Charlie seems a bit less imposing.
The light blue glow leaves Charlie.
The bright luminescence fades from around Charlie.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Charlie.

Roundtime: 3 sec.
R>
* Charlie just bit the dust!
R>
Lord Clank just arrived.
[bearhug]>stance offensive
[bearhug]>cman bearhug Clank
You are now in an offensive stance.
>
Clank appears to be focusing his thoughts while chanting softly...
>
[Roll result: 126 (open d100: 73) Penalties: 2]
You charge towards Clank and attempt to grasp him in a ferocious bearhug!
You manage to catch Clank in a firm bearhug!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
R>
You crush Clank mercilessly!

...27 points of damage!

Roundtime: 3 sec.
R>
You crush Clank mercilessly!

...24 points of damage!

Roundtime: 3 sec.
R>
Stfu just arrived.
>
Stfu just went south.
>
You crush Clank mercilessly!

...24 points of damage!

Roundtime: 3 sec.
R>
Lord Lasek just arrived.
R>
Lord Lasek just went north.
R>
You crush Clank mercilessly!

...26 points of damage!

Roundtime: 3 sec.
R>
Wiggles just arrived.
R>
Wiggles just went south.
R>
You crush Clank mercilessly!

...25 points of damage!

Roundtime: 3 sec.
R>
>kil clank

You are too busy crushing Clank to attempt that right now.
>
Clank goes limp in your arms as you crush the last of his energy from him!
You release your grip on Clank and he promptly crumples to the ground.

Roundtime: 3 sec.
R>kil clank
...wait 1 seconds.
House just limped in.
R>
House just limped south.
R>
R>kil clank
You swing a dark vultite maul at Clank!
AS: +249 vs DS: +105 with AvD: +33 + d100 roll: +46 = +223
... and hit for 77 points of damage!
Hard blow breaks the femur!
He is stunned!
Roundtime: 5 sec.

R>kil clank
You swing a dark vultite maul at Clank!
AS: +249 vs DS: +103 with AvD: +33 + d100 roll: +71 = +250
... and hit for 89 points of damage!
Knocked sideways several feet by blow to back.

* Clank drops dead at your feet!

The silvery luminescence fades from around Clank.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Clank suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
Clank appears less secure.
The bright luminescence fades from around Clank.
The very powerful look leaves Clank.
The white light leaves Clank.
The air calms down around Clank.
The powerful look leaves Clank.
The light blue glow leaves Clank.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
R>
Lord Lasek just arrived.
R>
Lord Lasek just went south.
R>
* Clank just bit the dust!
R>
Clank gives a ghostly chuckle.
R>
Thizzle just arrived.
R>
Thizzle just went north.
R>
The ghostly voice of Clank says, "Well played."
>
Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are being watched.
The feeling fades as quickly as it came.

[Some Rogue]

Where's all the ones where you die and decay?

[BriarFox]

Here are the logs of Vanguard members who've killed you or made you slam since 10 p.m. last night. Nice Redux, by the way:

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You gesture at Cthulu.
Your spell misfires.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
(Forcing stance down to guarded)
[offmof]>stance offensive
You are now in an offensive stance.
A cyclops swings a splintered tree trunk at Cthulu!
AS: +228 vs DS: +70 with AvD: +13 + d100 roll: +30 = +201
... and hits for 20 points of damage!
Blow leaves an imprint on Cthulu's chest!
Cthulu just left.

-----

You are visible again.

You channel at Cthulu.

You concentrate intently on Cthulu, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Cthulu!

CS: +172 - TD: +102 + CvA: -9 + d100: +6 - +5 == +62

Warded off!

Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

Roundtime: 3 sec.

[Roll result: 71 (open d100: 21)]

Cthulu charges towards you and attempts to grasp you in a ferocious bearhug!

You manage to fend off Cthulu's grasp!

Roundtime: 3 sec.

R>

A cyclops swings a splintered tree trunk at you!

AS: +234 vs DS: +186 with AvD: +17 + d100 roll: +76 = +141

... and hits for 14 points of damage!

Blow raises a welt on your right arm.

>

Cthulu swings a dark vultite maul at a cyclops!

AS: +255 vs DS: +160 with AvD: +40 + d100 roll: +93 = +228

... and hits for 84 points of damage!

Blow ruptures the stomach!

The cyclops is stunned!

You focus your thoughts while chanting the mystical phrase for Bone Shatter...

Your spell is ready.

You aren't holding any weapons in your hands.

You are now in an offensive stance.

You channel at Cthulu.

You concentrate intently on Cthulu, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Cthulu!

CS: +172 - TD: +102 + CvA: -9 + d100: +68 - +5 == +124

Warding failed!

Cthulu shudders with moderate convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop his body.

Cthulu is smashed for 47 points of damage!

... 15 points of damage!

Nice blow to neck!

He is stunned!

... 20 points of damage!

Good blow to back!

Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

Roundtime: 3 sec.

R>

You focus your thoughts while chanting the mystical phrase for Bone Shatter...

Your spell is ready.

You aren't holding any weapons in your hands.

You are now in an offensive stance.

You channel at Cthulu.

You concentrate intently on Cthulu, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Cthulu!

CS: +172 - TD: +102 + CvA: -9 + d100: +12 - +5 == +68

Warded off!

Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

Roundtime: 3 sec.

R>

You focus your thoughts while chanting the mystical phrase for Bone Shatter...

Your spell is ready.

You aren't holding any weapons in your hands.

You are now in an offensive stance.

You channel at Cthulu.

You concentrate intently on Cthulu, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Cthulu!

CS: +172 - TD: +102 + CvA: -9 + d100: +92 - +5 == +148

Warding failed!

Cthulu shudders with sporadic convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop his body.

Cthulu is smashed for 50 points of damage!

... 20 points of damage!

Good blow to left arm!

... 15 points of damage!

Nice blow to neck!

Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

Roundtime: 3 sec.

R>

You focus your thoughts while chanting the mystical phrase for Bone Shatter...

Your spell is ready.

You aren't holding any weapons in your hands.

You are now in an offensive stance.

You channel at Cthulu.

You concentrate intently on Cthulu, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Cthulu!

CS: +172 - TD: +102 + CvA: -9 + d100: +40 - +5 == +96

Warded off!

Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

Roundtime: 3 sec.

R>

You focus your thoughts while chanting the mystical phrase for Bone Shatter...

Your spell is ready.

You aren't holding any weapons in your hands.

You are now in an offensive stance.

You channel at Cthulu.

You concentrate intently on Cthulu, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Cthulu!

CS: +172 - TD: +102 + CvA: -9 + d100: +100 - +5 == +156

Warding failed!

Cthulu shudders with sporadic convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop his body.

Cthulu is crushed for 50 points of damage!

... 30 points of damage!

Hard blow to temple scrambles brain!



* Cthulu drops dead at your feet!



The powerful look leaves Cthulu.

Cthulu appears less secure.

The dim aura fades from around Cthulu.

The deep blue glow leaves Cthulu.

The light blue glow leaves Cthulu.

Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

Roundtime: 3 sec.



* Cthulu just bit the dust!

The ghostly voice of Cthulu darkly says, "Nice shot."

Cthulu's body decays into compost.

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Cthulu just arrived.

I>

You trace a simple rune while intoning the mystical phrase for Elemental Wave...
Your spell is ready.
I>
You hear someone beseeching the spirits for empowerment...
I>

Mofuggah suddenly fades into view.
Mofuggah gestures at Cthulu.
CS: +131 - TD: +111 + CvA: -9 + d100: +82 - +5 == +88
Warded off!
I>
You are visible again.
You gesture at Cthulu.

A wave of dark ethereal ripples moves outward from you.
Cthulu is buffeted by the dark ethereal waves, and is knocked to the ground.
Mofuggah is buffeted by the dark ethereal waves, and is knocked to the ground.

Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>

You are now in an offensive stance.

You try to pull Mofuggah to his feet, but he is too heavy.

>

Your hands glow with power as you invoke the phrase for Major Fire...
Your spell is ready.
>
You pull Mofuggah to his feet.
>
You gesture at Cthulu.
You hurl a roaring ball of fire at Cthulu!
AS: +229 vs DS: +101 with AvD: +33 + d100 roll: +26 = +187
... and hit for 19 points of damage!
Minor burns to back. Looks uncomfortable.
The roaring ball of fire strikes Cthulu, blossoming into a much larger sphere of flame upon impact.
... 5 points of damage!
Minor burns to neck. Looks uncomfortable.

Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>

You are now in a guarded stance.
>

Cast Round Time in effect: Setting stance to guarded.

>

You trace a simple rune while intoning the mystical phrase for Elemental Wave...
Your spell is ready.
>

You gesture at Cthulu.

A wave of dark ethereal ripples moves outward from you.
Cthulu is buffeted by the dark ethereal waves.

Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
You are now in an offensive stance.
>
Your heightened awareness of your foes fades away.
>
Wait 2 seconds.
>
Cthulu just left.

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Noman's Land, Cave]
A massive pile of urgh hides lies in the center of this room. A cloud of fleas rises from the putrid rags. A splintered barrel lies at the foot of this makeshift bed. The firepit is cold, though someone has already prepared their next meal and left it here for cooking. The flayed and quartered corpse was probably a goblin. You also see a cyclops that appears stunned.

Also here: Cthulu
Obvious exits: north

As you concentrate on your sigil, you become slightly more aware of your foes and the weakest spots in their defenses.
I>

A faint blue glow surrounds your hands, subtly guiding your movements.
I>

A shimmering aura surrounds you.
I>

Cthulu swings a dark vultite maul at a cyclops!
AS: +253 vs DS: +103 with AvD: +40 + d100 roll: +46 = +236
... and hits for 73 points of damage!
Eye crushed by a hard blow to the face!

>stance off
You are now in an offensive stance.
I>
Cthulu swings a dark vultite maul at a cyclops!
AS: +253 vs DS: +94 with AvD: +40 + d100 roll: +30 = +229
... and hits for 80 points of damage!
Knocked sideways several feet by blow to back.
The cyclops rolls over and dies.
I>410

You trace a simple rune while intoning the mystical phrase for Elemental Wave...
Your spell is ready.

You do not currently have a target.
I>cast
You are visible again.
You gesture.
The replenishing effect fades, but you are left with a feeling of wellbeing.

A wave of dark ethereal ripples moves outward from you.
Cthulu is buffeted by the dark ethereal waves, and is knocked to the ground.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>908 cthu
Wait 1 sec.
>908 cthu
You don't have a spell prepared!

>
Your hands glow with power as you invoke the phrase for Major Fire...
>908 cthu

Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture at Cthulu.
You hurl a roaring ball of fire at Cthulu!
AS: +229 vs DS: +33 with AvD: +33 + d100 roll: +56 = +285
... and hit for 45 points of damage!
Burst of flames to left leg blackens kneecap.
He is stunned!
>908 cthu
The roaring ball of fire strikes Cthulu, blossoming into a much larger sphere of flame upon impact.
... 10 points of damage!
Burst of flames to left leg burns skin bright red.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
Wait 3 sec.
>
You don't have a spell prepared!
>
Wait 2 sec.
>
You don't have a spell prepared!
>908 cthu
Wait 2 sec.
>
You don't have a spell prepared!
>908 cthu
Wait 1 sec.
>908 cthu
You don't have a spell prepared!
>
Cthulu just left.

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[Noman's Land, Cave]
Bugs swarm about piles of urgh hides scattered here as beds. The fire pit in the center is cold. The walls are covered with huge, crudely done paintings in a rust-colored dye. They appear to depict a group of cyclopes dancing around a bonfire. You also see a cyclops that appears stunned.
Also here: Cthulu
Obvious exits: northeast, west, northwest
I>stance offensive

>incant 1110
>stance defensive
You are now in an offensive stance.
I>

You focus your thoughts while chanting the mystical phrase for Empathic Assault...
Your spell is ready.
You are visible again.
You gesture at Cthulu.
You hurl a radiant ball of energy at Cthulu!
AS: +319 vs DS: +119 with AvD: +3 + d100 roll: +29 = +232
... and hit for 36 points of damage!
Plasma scorches a hole in Cthulu's weapon arm!

He is stunned!
The guiding force leaves you.
Success! Establishing a connection with Cthulu, your awareness of his physical condition expands as your essence fuses with his!

Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
Cast Round Time in effect: Setting stance to guarded.
>
You mentally attempt to locate your implanted essence within Cthulu...
CS: +131 - TD: +108 + CvA: -9 + d100: +40 - +5 == +49
Warded off!
Cthulu defeats your assault!

>stance offensive
>incant 1110
>stance defensive
You are now in an offensive stance.
>
You focus your thoughts while chanting the mystical phrase for Empathic Assault...
Your spell is ready.
You gesture at Cthulu.
You hurl a radiant ball of energy at Cthulu!
AS: +244 vs DS: +99 with AvD: +3 + d100 roll: +72 = +220
... and hit for 29 points of damage!
Plasma strike to neck constricts throat causing Cthulu to choke.
Success! Establishing a connection with Cthulu, your awareness of his physical condition expands as your essence fuses with his!

Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
Cast Round Time in effect: Setting stance to guarded.
>
Cthulu just left.

[AnticorRifling]

They don't suck because the people attacking you don't know how to set up a kill properly?

Makes sense.

[Showal]

You hear someone summoning elemental energy to his command...
>
Beelzebub suddenly fades into view.
Beelzebub gestures at you.
Beelzebub looks less calm and refreshed than a moment ago.
Beelzebub hurls a stream of fire at you!
AS: +229 vs DS: +128 with AvD: +30 + d100 roll: +47 = +178
[feint]>stance offensive
[feint]>wtricks feint Beelzebub
... and hits for 22 points of damage!
Minor burns to right leg. That hurts a bit.
>n
You are now in an offensive stance.
>
[Roll result: 178 (open d100: 63) Bonus: 2]
You feint to the right, Beelzebub buys the ruse and twists awkwardly to block the blow that never came!
Roundtime: 3 sec.
R>
...wait 3 seconds.
R>kil bee
You hear someone beseeching the spirits for empowerment...
>
You swing a dark vultite maul at Beelzebub!
AS: +255 vs DS: +209 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +55 = +136
A layer of shifting stone absorbs 5 points of damage!
... and hit for 17 points of damage!
Bones in left arm crack.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
R>
Mofuggah suddenly fades into view.
Mofuggah gestures at you.
CS: +131 - TD: +111 + CvA: -9 + d100: +2 - +5 == +8
Warded off!
R>
Beelzebub's hands glow with power as he summons elemental energy to his command...
R>
Beelzebub gestures at you.
Beelzebub hurls a stream of fire at you!
AS: +229 vs DS: +124 with AvD: +30 + d100 roll: +59 = +194
... and hits for 29 points of damage!
Burst of flames to back toasts skin nicely.
R>
Mofuggah chants a reverent litany and clasps his hands while tightly focusing his thoughts...
R>
Mofuggah channels at you.
A scintillating, blue-white aura encompasses you.
CS: +142 - TD: +111 + CvA: -9 + d100: +25 - +5 == +42
Warded off!
R>wtrick sattack beel
...wait 1 seconds.
R>wtrick sattack beel
You snarl aggressively and take a spinning leap towards Beelzebub.
You swing a dark vultite maul at Beelzebub!
AS: +273 vs DS: +209 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +95 = +194
A layer of shifting stone shatters!
... and hit for 57 points of damage!
Right kneecap smashed into pulp.
He is knocked to the ground!
He is stunned!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
R>
Mofuggah just tried to pull Beelzebub to his feet, but Beelzebub couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
R>
Mofuggah traces a sign while beseeching the spirits for empowerment...
R>
Mofuggah just tried to pull Beelzebub to his feet, but Beelzebub couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
R>
Mofuggah gestures at you.
CS: +131 - TD: +111 + CvA: -9 + d100: +51 - +5 == +57
Warded off!
R>
Mofuggah just tried to pull Beelzebub to his feet, but Beelzebub couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
R>
Mofuggah just tried to pull Beelzebub to his feet, but Beelzebub couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
R>wtrick sattack beel
You snarl aggressively and take a spinning leap towards Beelzebub.
You swing a dark vultite maul at Beelzebub!
AS: +273 vs DS: +153 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +15 = +170
... and hit for 50 points of damage!
Stomach ripped open by mighty blow!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
R>
Mofuggah just tried to pull Beelzebub to his feet, but Beelzebub couldn't stand on his own and he falls over!
R>
Beelzebub just left.
R>
Mofuggah chants a reverent litany and clasps his hands while tightly focusing his thoughts...
R>
Mofuggah channels at you.
A scintillating, blue-white aura encompasses you.
CS: +142 - TD: +111 + CvA: -9 + d100: +72 - +5 == +89
Warded off!
R>wtrick sattack mof
You snarl aggressively and take a spinning leap towards Mofuggah.
You swing a dark vultite maul at Mofuggah!
With extreme effort, Mofuggah beats back the attack with his runestaff!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
R>
Mofuggah traces a sign while beseeching the spirits for empowerment...
R>
Mofuggah gestures at you.
CS: +131 - TD: +111 + CvA: -9 + d100: +32 - +5 == +38
Warded off!
R>
Mofuggah chants a reverent litany and clasps his hands while tightly focusing his thoughts...
R>
Mofuggah channels at you.
A scintillating, blue-white aura encompasses you.
CS: +142 - TD: +111 + CvA: -9 + d100: +44 - +5 == +61
Warded off!
R>wtrick feint mof
[Roll result: 156 (open d100: 46) Bonus: 2]
You feint to the left, Mofuggah buys the ruse and twists awkwardly to block the blow that never came!
Roundtime: 3 sec.
R>
Lord Maldric just arrived.
R>
A steel golem arrives, emitting a horrible screeching noise.
R>
Lord Maldric just went southwest.
R>wtrick sattack mof
You snarl aggressively and take a spinning leap towards Mofuggah.
You swing a dark vultite maul at Mofuggah!
AS: +273 vs DS: +202 with AvD: +33 + d100 roll: +64 = +168
... and hit for 32 points of damage!
Flattened Mofuggah's right hand.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
R>wtrick sattack mof
You snarl aggressively and take a spinning leap towards Mofuggah.
You swing a dark vultite maul at Mofuggah!
AS: +273 vs DS: +201 with AvD: +33 + d100 roll: +47 = +152
... and hit for 32 points of damage!
Smash to the kneecap.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
R>
Mofuggah just went southwest.
R>
The gears of a steel golem spin viciously as it tries to ensnare you!
You dodge just in the nick of time!
R>sw
...wait 1 seconds.
R>sw
[Glatoph, Ruins]
This is an intersection in a dull grey corridor. Passages lead in three directions.
Also here: Mofuggah
Obvious exits: northeast, west, northwest
>
[feint]>stance offensive
[feint]>wtricks feint Mofuggah
You are now in an offensive stance.
>
You are beginning to feel a little fatigued.
[Roll result: 135 (open d100: 25) Bonus: 2]
You feint to the left, Mofuggah buys the ruse and twists awkwardly to block the blow that never came!
Roundtime: 3 sec.
R>kil mof
...wait 2 seconds.
R>kil mof
You feel your vultite maul focus itself upon your foe, giving additional force to your strike!
You swing a dark vultite maul at Mofuggah!
AS: +255 vs DS: +197 with AvD: +33 + d100 roll: +57 = +148
... and hit for 32 points of damage!
Shot to the neck scrapes away skin.
Some nasty bleeding.
He is stunned!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
R>
You hear a loud *POP* come from Mofuggah's muscles!
Mofuggah simply vanishes from sight!
R>wtrick sattack mof
You want to spin attack what?
>smile
You smile.
>
Mofuggah just arrived.

>
Mofuggah just went west.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v251/burningrob/Cool_story_bro_inc.jpg

[Parkbandit]

Cthulu just left.

Biggest pussy move in the game...right above WARN HARASSMENT.

[Deathravin]

Finally, something PB & I agree on.

[Celephais]

In AOL days connections were so bad that as soon as it was lost removing you from the game made sense (or as soon as Simu realized it, I know ghosting did indeed happen). The amount of legitimate unintentionally disconnects was high enough to warrant instantly removing your character from the game.

Now connections are generally good enough that it's rather rare for someone to just lose their connection where it's not their fault. I think implementing a /camp type of mechanic, where your character idles for 10-20 seconds before being removed from the game would make sense. As it is right now they already have the 'enraged' mechanic, so if you do accidently disconnect it's not like you're all that better off (in most cases I'd rather let a normal monster beat at me for 10 seconds than come back to an enraged monster), they should never have implemented that and instead implemented the /camp mechanic.

[Rinualdo]

Finally, something PB & I agree on.

QFT.

[Methais]

Biggest pussy move in the game...right above WARN HARASSMENT.

But it's ZOMGPLAYING2WIN!

You know, just like when you're playing Street Fighter, how you can totally exit the match after being dizzied in order to escape the 28-hit Ultra Combo Finish they're about to follow up and destroy you with, and then return to the match at your convenience once the dizzy wears off.

Just ask HJPotter, he'll tell you all about how to not play like a scrub.

http://bulk.destructoid.com/ul/118783-street-fighter-iv-the-faces-of-pain-part-iii/vega01-468x.jpg

[Cthulu]

In AOL days connections were so bad that as soon as it was lost removing you from the game made sense (or as soon as Simu realized it, I know ghosting did indeed happen). The amount of legitimate unintentionally disconnects was high enough to warrant instantly removing your character from the game.

Now connections are generally good enough that it's rather rare for someone to just lose their connection where it's not their fault. I think implementing a /camp type of mechanic, where your character idles for 10-20 seconds before being removed from the game would make sense. As it is right now they already have the 'enraged' mechanic, so if you do accidently disconnect it's not like you're all that better off (in most cases I'd rather let a normal monster beat at me for 10 seconds than come back to an enraged monster), they should never have implemented that and instead implemented the /camp mechanic.


I agree. I wouldn't mind being left in the game for at least 10 seconds - especially with shattered up now.

[Showal]

But it's ZOMGPLAYING2WIN!

It's shattered. You agreed to all those things they listed when you signed up. You knew there would be no rules. You knew this would happen.

You knew PC would become only ClydeR threads mixed in with all these awesome shattered threads made by the awesomest best players of the game posting testaments to their awesomest best skills at the most difficult game yet.

You knew it would happen. Now you're left with two options: Deal with it or leave. You signed up for it. You knew it would happen.

[Methais]

It's shattered. You agreed to all those things they listed when you signed up. You knew there would be no rules. You knew this would happen.

You knew PC would become only ClydeR threads mixed in with all these awesome shattered threads made by the awesomest best players of the game posting testaments to their awesomest best skills at the most difficult game yet.

You knew it would happen. Now you're left with two options: Deal with it or leave. You signed up for it. You knew it would happen.

Apparently the entire point of my post sailed straight over your head. Lemme try to simplify it.

Slammers talking about how l33t they are are fucking idiots. Yes it happens. Yes it's expected. No I don't care. But that doesn't make it any less gay now does it?

I already left Shattered anyway, but only because I don't feel like dealing with the level grind all over again.

[Showal]

Apparently the entire point of my post sailed straight over your head. Lemme try to simplify it.

Slammers talking about how l33t they are are fucking idiots. Yes it happens. Yes it's expected. No I don't care. But that doesn't make it any less gay now does it?

I already left Shattered anyway, but only because I don't feel like dealing with the level grind all over again.

The sarcasm of my post sailed over yours.

You still signed up for it. You knew it would happen.

[Showal]

Edit - There will, naturally, be many posts by the Shattered Victims Association. Bare in mind I am a bad guy. As for disconnects - I absolutely disconnect when certain conditions are met - chief among them that I am AFK. The three posts below detail active fights where both parties were at the keyboard - and in fact all of them hunting ME, and not vice versa.

Yes, people have killed me. Few have killed me while I was present.

Thanks for clarifying this. I have not picked up on the fact that you're a bad guy yet. I also am just coming to the realization how awesome your playing tactics are. I am incredibly impressed at how few people have killed you while you're at the computer. I become increasingly more impressed with every post. I'm reading posts by the most amazing GS tactician that there ever has been. You are winning Gemstone. The scariest part is you haven't even reached your full potential.

I have only heard of one character (or rather set of characters) that have had more potential. Sadly, the player left before they reached that level.

[Baelog]

Oh Jesus Christ on a cheese-cracker, one of the last things the Warrior profession needs is someone like this idiot saying Warriors are awesome.

Fuck

[Tolwynn]

Maybe he can adopt all the other warriors and make them his super kids, too.

:medieval:

[Cthulu]

Oh Jesus Christ on a cheese-cracker, one of the last things the Warrior profession needs is someone like this idiot saying Warriors are awesome.

Fuck

Notice how I'm not doing it on the official forums?

This is merely to point out the profession can be dangerous.

We certainly still need a LOT of simulove.

[IorakeWarhammer]

In AOL days connections were so bad that as soon as it was lost removing you from the game made sense (or as soon as Simu realized it, I know ghosting did indeed happen). The amount of legitimate unintentionally disconnects was high enough to warrant instantly removing your character from the game.

Now connections are generally good enough that it's rather rare for someone to just lose their connection where it's not their fault. I think implementing a /camp type of mechanic, where your character idles for 10-20 seconds before being removed from the game would make sense. As it is right now they already have the 'enraged' mechanic, so if you do accidently disconnect it's not like you're all that better off (in most cases I'd rather let a normal monster beat at me for 10 seconds than come back to an enraged monster), they should never have implemented that and instead implemented the /camp mechanic.

love this - post to officials!

[Celephais]

love this - post to officials!

I don't have an account right now, feel free to post it on the playing communities behalf though.

[Deathravin]

Its already up there

[875000]

Thanks for clarifying this. I have not picked up on the fact that you're a bad guy yet. I also am just coming to the realization how awesome your playing tactics are. I am incredibly impressed at how few people have killed you while you're at the computer. I become increasingly more impressed with every post. I'm reading posts by the most amazing GS tactician that there ever has been. You are winning Gemstone. The scariest part is you haven't even reached your full potential.

I have only heard of one character (or rather set of characters) that have had more potential. Sadly, the player left before they reached that level.

Was that player Michaelous?

[Michaelous]

i have just recently began reading the forums again, and it seems i am missing something here, wheres the thread on this awsome new free for all killing zone? or did certain gms just get there sticks removed from there rectums?

[Warriorbird]

You totally Googled your name to find this.

Shattered is an open GS instance.

DR has both the Fallen and a constant Assassins game in Prime.

[Michaelous]

You totally Googled your name to find this.

Shattered is an open GS instance.

DR has both the Fallen and a constant Assassins game in Prime.

so gemstones version of the fallen is called shattered? can we bring our old charecters from gemstone in here?

[Deathravin]

Nope, gotta start over

[Stunseed]

Bump for a legit reason why warriors do not suck.

A black forest ogre waves her elongated, clawed hands at you!
Sensing an impending attack, you manage to roll hard to the side, and then leap to your feet!
A black forest ogre hurls a powerful lightning bolt at you!
AS: +377 vs DS: +152 with AvD: +39 + d100 roll: +93 = +357
... and hits for 50 points of damage!
Heavy shock to chest illuminates ribcage. Cool!
You are stunned for 1 rounds!

That's hawt.

[Gibreficul]

Bump for a legit reason why warriors do not suck.

A black forest ogre waves her elongated, clawed hands at you!
Sensing an impending attack, you manage to roll hard to the side, and then leap to your feet!
A black forest ogre hurls a powerful lightning bolt at you!
AS: +377 vs DS: +152 with AvD: +39 + d100 roll: +93 = +357
... and hits for 50 points of damage!
Heavy shock to chest illuminates ribcage. Cool!
You are stunned for 1 rounds!

That's hawt.

You know what's hotter, having a defense high enough to avoid the hit outright.

Sorry, I felt like trollin.

[IorakeWarhammer]

i agree. dodge > redux IMO. both = winnar. rogues rock in this respect.

[SpiffyJr]

Since this thread was ressurected I'd like to point out that Cthulu is no longer logging into Shattered. He's either a) rerolled into something useful or b) quit altogether.

[IorakeWarhammer]

fucking awesome I want to thank urinal poops for the awesome work he put in