Help me name this thing!

[AnticorRifling]

Ok,

Short story long I work on a pretty sweet ERP that's for mid sized business. It's green screen, iSeries native, and it looks old (because it is) but it's pretty damn powerful and actually a good piece of software to use. That being said we've developed a GUI for this thing that actually allows you to scroll, point and click, generate reports, etc, etc. It's slick and it's a much needed overhaul when compared to straight terminal emulation green screen.

Gotta name the fucker. Need help.

[Methais]

Name it IorakeWarhammer.

[Kuyuk]

Trufflicious.

[AnticorRifling]

See that's the problem, it's not retarded and it works so that name won't fit.

[AnticorRifling]

Trufflicious.

You, Mr armor cock, or whatever you named your place, are disqualified.

[Cephalopod]

It's tough without knowing the name of the ERP, since you might want to name the 'fresh GUI' for it something related.

For example, I work with DataWorks, a very old ERP system. If presented with a GUI option titled 'DataWorksPenisEnlarger', I would probably buy it.

EDIT: I would also accept "DataFloBoobs".

[AnticorRifling]

Lol true, I mean who wouldn't buy DWPE?!

[Gan]

Mother

It might look old but it always gets the job done.

You can rely on Mother to take care of all of your business.

Mother will keep you out of trouble.

Mother will bitch slap you if you don't act right.

Mother won't let them drop the bomb.

http://www.teesforall.com/images/Pink_Floyd_Mother_White_Shirt.jpg

[Latrinsorm]

Artha.

[Gan]

Wezas

Only it wont disappear if the wife finds out.

[Stanley Burrell]

Haashek. You'll never feel like a super abandoned bastard child ever again.

[Gan]

ParkBandit

Its old and it still works!

[Some Rogue]

YarYarHumpHump, no wait, Goldshire Inn?

The Tram? (It will take you where you wanna go.) Ha, I kill myself.


Oh, that's a different kind of ERP. Carry on then.

[AnticorRifling]

I love and hate all of you at the same time.

I think we'll just call it FYC and tell clients it stands for Facilitate Your Connection but really it's Fuck Yo Couch.

[Gan]

http://images.uulyrics.com/cover/f/fine-young-cannibals/album-the-raw-the-cooked.jpg

[Celephais]

GIRAFFE

Graphically Integrated Resource & Asset Focusing Front End

Might be able to come up w/ something better if, as was already asked, what the ERP it is ontop of was called, or more about what it was used for.

or BERP
Better Enterprise Resource Planner.

Or especially for you Anticor:
DERP
Dawesome Enterprise Resource Planner

[RichardCranium]

Vlad the Impaler. I didn't read the OP; what are we talking about?

[Some Rogue]

Vlad the Impaler. I didn't read the OP; what are we talking about?

Some program, not the name of your dildo.

[RichardCranium]

Hah, my dildo's name is Anticor. I guess the jokes on you.

[Rucca]

Vlad the Impaler. I didn't read the OP; what are we talking about?

Actually, he's a genious. VLAD can stand for something like...Very LEET Access Device.

:worship:

[Drew]

Wyatt

[Some Rogue]

Hal

or

Frankenstein

[RichardCranium]

Actually, he's a genious. VLAD can stand for something like...Very LEET Access Device.

:worship:

She knows from experience.

[Delias]

I say Ajax, but only because Ajax is awesome. You could make an Ajax the greater and an Ajax the lesser, too.

[Smythe]

Tempest

- Smythe

[4a6c1]

Pooper.

That way you can say things like 'Hey, did you enter that data into my Pooper?"