Quote the White Knights thread

[Cthulu]

The ghostly voice of Beelzebub says, "Gag on my cock bitches."

The ghostly voice of Beelzebub says, "Deez nuts."

The ghostly voice of Beelzebub says, "Deez nuts. on your chin."

The ghostly voice of Beelzebub says, "This jizz. On your sweet faggoty lips."

The ghostly voice of Beelzebub says, "Choke on this cock with your faggoty lips."

The ghostly voice of Beelzebub says, "Hey Cthulu. Deez nuts."

The ghostly voice of Beelzebub says, "Die a fiery death you stupid faggot."

The ghost of Beelzebub whispers, "Hail, Satan, Lord of Darkness, King of Hell, Ruler of the Earth, God of this World! God Who invites us to become as gods! Muse of our civilization, Dread Enemy of its tyrant god! Satan, mighty Liberator, Bearer of true Light! God of our flesh, God of our minds, God of our innermost Will! O mighty Lord Satan, teach us to become strong and wise! Teach us to vanquish the enemies of our freedom and well-being! REGAT SATANA!" (repeated 500x in rapid fashion)

(Mofuggah waves his nuts at Cthulu.)

[Makkah]

Good story!

[Fallen]

http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc75/Clept0joe/cool_story_bro.jpg

[Khariz]

>at
You swing a black vultite maul at Beelzebub!
AS: +360 vs DS: +170 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +95 = +320
... and hit for 154 points of damage!
Blow cracks a rib and punctures a lung.
Breathing becomes a challenge.

* Beelzebub drops dead at your feet!

A luminescent aura fades from around Beelzebub.
Beelzebub becomes solid again.
The light blue glow leaves Beelzebub.
The shimmering multicolored sphere fades from around Beelzebub.
Beelzebub no longer bristles with energy.
Beelzebub seems a bit less imposing.
The powerful look leaves Beelzebub.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Beelzebub suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Beelzebub.
The bright luminescence fades from around Beelzebub.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Beelzebub.
The deep blue glow leaves Beelzebub.
A faint silvery glow fades from around Beelzebub

[Bhaalizmo]

Cool story ho

[Cthulu]

>at
You swing a black vultite maul at Beelzebub!
AS: +360 vs DS: +170 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +95 = +320
... and hit for 154 points of damage!
Blow cracks a rib and punctures a lung.
Breathing becomes a challenge.

* Beelzebub drops dead at your feet!

A luminescent aura fades from around Beelzebub.
Beelzebub becomes solid again.
The light blue glow leaves Beelzebub.
The shimmering multicolored sphere fades from around Beelzebub.
Beelzebub no longer bristles with energy.
Beelzebub seems a bit less imposing.
The powerful look leaves Beelzebub.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Beelzebub suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Beelzebub.
The bright luminescence fades from around Beelzebub.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Beelzebub.
The deep blue glow leaves Beelzebub.
A faint silvery glow fades from around Beelzebub

Please read thread title

[Bhaalizmo]

Beelzebub put his nuts on my chin and I liked it

You're so gay

[Khariz]

Please read thread title

I was just illustrating what started the quotes. :hug2:

[IorakeWarhammer]

whats this garbage thread lol

[Rinualdo]

whats this garbage thread lol

Define irony...

[Bhaalizmo]

I wish Beelzebub would put his nuts on my chin more often

Damn you're so easy.

[Cthulu]

From nearby, you hear Jefferydahmer yell, "Fags at the gate, watch your assholes!"

[Bhaalizmo]

From nearby, you hear Jefferydahmer yell, "Fags at the gate, watch your assholes!"

Quit hanging around the gate, bone smuggler.

[BriarFox]

White Knights? A more accurate title would be, "Things the Vanguard Said While Kicking Our Asses. Damn, they're clever."

[Cthulu]

White Knights? A more accurate title would be, "Things the Vanguard Said While Kicking Our Asses. Damn, they're clever."


The ghostly voice of Beelzebub says, "Gag on my cock bitches."

O rly?

[Bhaalizmo]

O rly?

Yah rly. I heard you slammed 3 or 4 times that hour before the cavalry came in and saved your arse.

[Khariz]

[Shattered]-GSF:Mofuggah: "There once was a lady named Madam. Who lived off of pig cheese and snot. When she couldn't find these, she ate the green cheese, that she scraped from the sides of her twat."
:rofl:

[Bhaalizmo]

That's good shit right there. Somebody give that man an award.

[Bhaalizmo]

"Madam once wanted more of a fill, she tried dynamite for a thrill, they found her vagina, in North Carolina, and bits of her tits in Brazil"

I propose a toast. Mofuggah ftw.

[IorakeWarhammer]

DOFL

[Methais]

http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc75/Clept0joe/cool_story_bro.jpg

Cool story Moe.
http://thehostages.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/moe-howard-72.jpg


whats this garbage thread lol

http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll154/spinarooni226/tak1lg-1-1.gif

[Toyalara]

I always knew my ex-husband looked like SOMEONE I had seen before.... it was that stooge Moe!!! Thanks for posting that picture, even if this is getting off target, just hadda thank ya. Toyalara

[Cthulu]

[Private]-GSF:Beelzebub: "I loved the way you used your tentacles on my ass the last time you gobbled my cock"
[Private]-GSF:Beelzebub: "your tentacles caress my ballz so nicely"
[Private]-GSF:Beelzebub: "why don't you let me sit on your face more often?"
[Private]-GSF:Beelzebub: "why won't you ever spoon with me any more baby"
[Private]-GSF:Beelzebub: "is it cuz I tore your asshole?"
[Private]-GSF:Beelzebub: "it's too bad you ran off before you died today, I would've liked to have teabagged your corpse"
[Private]-GSF:Beelzebub: "your cunt smells like fish"
[Private]-GSF:Beelzebub: "your hatchet wound smells like halibut I said"
[Private]-GSF:Beelzebub: "your meat curtains smell like hagfish"
[Private]-GSF:Beelzebub: "your cum dumpster smells like tuna"
[Private]-GSF:Beelzebub: "is this thing on?"
[Private]-GSF:Beelzebub: "is my taint salty?"
[Private]-GSF:Beelzebub: "you didn't find any dingleberries in my arse did you?"
[Private]-GSF:Beelzebub: "your mom said you have a tiny penis and you don't use it well. Is that true? I don't get why she'd say that"
[Private]-GSF:Beelzebub: "how do you get my poo out of your suckers after shoving your tentacles in my ass while you blow me?"
[Private]-GSF:Beelzebub: "inquiring minds want to know"
[Private]-GSF:Beelzebub: "don't you love me anymore you dirty whore?"[Private]-GSF:Beelzebub: "I'm taking my buttplug back!"
[Private]-GSF:Beelzebub: "you fucking dirty slut, hanging around with those herpes infested Marlu fuckers. I know you just want your ass
[Private]-GSF:Beelzebub: "nobody gags on a cock like you"
[Private]-GSF:Beelzebub: "my nuts miss you"
[Private]-GSF:Beelzebub: "I think you're a fucking slut tho"
[Private]-GSF:Beelzebub: "god I miss your tentacles"
[Private]-GSF:Beelzebub: "in my ass"
[Private]-GSF:Beelzebub: "I heart your face. under my ass"
[Private]-GSF:Beelzebub: "I hope you didn't mind that I had such bad gas the other night while you were tossing my salad"
[Private]-GSF:Beelzebub: "you know that cucumber you ate in your salad was the one you were violated with right?"
[Private]-GSF:Beelzebub: "deez nuts"
[Private]-GSF:Beelzebub: "on your chin"
[Private]-GSF:Beelzebub: "cum dumpsterface"
[Private]-GSF:Beelzebub: "jizz mopper"
[Private]-GSF:Beelzebub: "you do have a sweet tongue tho. Oh the places it goes. It's rather tentacular"
[Private]-GSF:Beelzebub: "here is something you can't understand. How I could just, kill a man. (and teabag his tentacular face)"

[Khariz]

wow. Not sure what to say about all that.

[Cthulu]

wow. Not sure what to say about all that.

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/img/pix/obsession030401_450x450.jpg

[Bhaalizmo]

Sounds like you're really good with your tentacles though. How much?

Edit: don't let Cthulu fool you. He's no victim. He'll kill you in game while I'll rezz you and give you spells.

[Drisco]

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[Cthulu]

[LNet]-GSF:Jaeden: "Cthulu go serve another tour, hopefully in Somalia"




You know you're doing it right when an e-person wants you to get killed in a hostile country doing your job ;p

[TheThirdEye]

Beelzebub's Private Lnet Rant

That was some of the funniest and most insulting crap I have ever read one player say privately to another. I don't want to play Shattered but I must admit reading what you guys are doing to each other is very amusing.