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Ribbons
07-02-2010, 12:57 PM
Apple is already facing no less than three class action lawsuits launched by iPhone 4 users irate at the smartphone’s inability to function properly unless held in a Jobs-approved manner.
Three lawsuits alleging unfair business practices and false and misleading advertising by Apple have surfaced, with two filed in San Francisco each attempting to secure expensive class action status.
One of the lawyers filing in San Francisco puts it thus:
“Apple’s sale of the iPhone with this unannounced defect, assuming Apple’s prior knowledge of the defect, constitutes misrepresentation and fraud.
In omitting to disclose the defect in the iPhone 4, Apple perpetrated a massive fraud upon hundreds of thousands of unsuspecting customers.”
This lawsuit is demanding a free $30 “bumper,” a rubber casing coincidentally sold by Apple which happens to coincidentally prevent the signal loss issues, for ever customer who pre-ordered the phone.
Another separate suit filed in Maryland is out for cash:
“[Apple] actively suppressed and concealed the fact that the iPhone 4 could not be held in a manner consistent with the normal usage of wireless communication devices.”
Critics have decried Apple’s “arrogant” reaction, with it dismissing complaints and telling users to hold their phones properly and stop wasting Steve Jobs’ valuable time.

Caiylania
07-02-2010, 01:12 PM
But I want it. :D

Celephais
07-02-2010, 01:13 PM
But I want it. :D

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=53635

g++
07-02-2010, 01:15 PM
According to my friend who owns one left handed people cant get a good single because of the way left handed folks hold phones. I think it would be fucking awsome to get a class action discrimination lawsuit opened for left handed people just for the sheer weirdness of it.

Ribbons
07-02-2010, 01:28 PM
According to my friend who owns one left handed people cant get a good single because of the way left handed folks hold phones. I think it would be fucking awsome to get a class action discrimination lawsuit opened for left handed people just for the sheer weirdness of it.

Wonder if they'd settle out of court or laugh it off. Go do it, post results.

g++
07-02-2010, 01:36 PM
Im right handed, not a lawyer, and refuse to pay 400 dollars for a phone with bad reception so unfortunately Im not an apple customer.

CrystalTears
07-02-2010, 01:38 PM
This needs to be reposted:

http://i.imgur.com/kjEsV.jpg

Methais
07-02-2010, 01:39 PM
According to my friend who owns one left handed people cant get a good single because of the way left handed folks hold phones. I think it would be fucking awsome to get a class action discrimination lawsuit opened for left handed people just for the sheer weirdness of it.

I'm left handed and I agree.

STOP TEH DISCRIMINATIONZ!!!!!!1

Gan
07-02-2010, 01:48 PM
I get great reception on my 3GS. :)

Gelston
07-02-2010, 01:54 PM
According to my friend who owns one left handed people cant get a good single because of the way left handed folks hold phones. I think it would be fucking awsome to get a class action discrimination lawsuit opened for left handed people just for the sheer weirdness of it.

Maybe wrong handed people should stfu and work on using the correct hand.

g++
07-02-2010, 01:57 PM
Maybe wrong handed people should stfu and work on using the correct hand.

That was pretty much Steve Jobs take on it. Not suprising it was also his solution to flash.

Caiylania
07-02-2010, 02:05 PM
http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=53635

That is what I was joking on. :P

Cephalopod
07-02-2010, 02:38 PM
I hear Ned Flanders will be carrying an iPhone 4 for lefties soon.

http://www.techdigest.tv/2008/08/13/leftorium-722131.jpg

Methais
07-02-2010, 02:44 PM
That was pretty much Steve Jobs take on it. Not suprising it was also his solution to flash.

I'd expect something like that from a company like Simu, but not a giant like Apple.

Clearly he's a marketing genius.

Gelston
07-02-2010, 02:46 PM
I'd expect something like that from a company like Simu, but not a giant like Apple.

Clearly he's a marketing genius.

He is my new idol.

Gnomad
07-02-2010, 03:24 PM
One of the lawyers filing in San Francisco puts it thus:
"We get a third of the money from the class-action lawsuit, regardless of merit."fixed that for you