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krissta
07-01-2010, 06:54 PM
You take a quick appraisal of Calidus and find that he has snapped bones and serious bleeding from the neck, a completely severed left arm, some minor cuts and bruises on his right leg, and some minor cuts and bruises on his left leg.
He is bleeding from the left arm.
He is also quite dead.
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Lord Maldric just came down the southwest path.
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Lord Maldric just went through the wooden gates.
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Jaeden just came through the wooden gates.
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Jaeden gestures at you.

Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath your feet! Several of the thorns jab into you!
... hits for 23 points of damage!
... 45 points of damage!
Shot shatters hip and severs right leg!
You fall screaming to the ground grasping your mangled right leg!
You are stunned for 10 rounds!
... hits for 18 points of damage!
... 50 points of damage!
Incredible strike pierces your heart and runs you clean through!
You become solid again.
The silvery luminescence fades from around you.

It seems you have died, my friend. Although you cannot do anything, you are keenly aware of what is going on around you...

You mentally give a sigh of relief as you remember that the Goddess Lorminstra owes you a favor.

...departing in 10 mins...
DEAD>
* Krissta just bit the dust!

naps
07-01-2010, 06:59 PM
Yeah...he already posted a clip in his "Attention Me" thread.

krissta
07-01-2010, 07:02 PM
Just trying to be a helpful empath.

krissta
07-01-2010, 07:02 PM
Yeah...he already posted a clip in his "Attention Me" thread.

Haha! Awesome. He is so fucking cool, I can't stand it.

IorakeWarhammer
07-01-2010, 07:02 PM
play innocent, but if you want to rise up off the nuts of the Mordie group I'll remove my little vendetta

krissta
07-01-2010, 07:05 PM
play innocent, but if you want to rise up off the nuts of the Mordie group I'll remove my little vendetta

Why do you have to be so crass? I'm just playing the game to have fun. I don't kill anyone. I have never ever tried.

IorakeWarhammer
07-01-2010, 07:12 PM
sorry I was kidding. I really did it for Luukos.

Celephais
07-02-2010, 12:28 AM
As opposed to your attention getting thread? At least he posted in an existing thread, you made a whole new attention getting thread. Your cry for attention > his. And the "I was only healing him" crap doesn't fly. Sorry. You don't have to do a death shot to contribute.

Krissta, you need to create 7 threads about the same thing if you want to be a non-attention whoring individual like Jaeden. You also need to turn every thread you see to be about you, pick a topic that's highly polarizing and bring it up in all threads. Then you'll be a model poster on these boards.

IorakeWarhammer
07-02-2010, 12:30 AM
As opposed to your attention getting thread? At least he posted in an existing thread, you made a whole new attention getting thread. Your cry for attention > his. And the "I was only healing him" crap doesn't fly. Sorry. You don't have to do a death shot to contribute.

This.

And rut roh looks like I got celefacepalmed again :/

Some Rogue
07-02-2010, 12:40 AM
You shut your whore mouth. No one disses the boob shots! No one!


(on the other hand, you can diss all you want if you show yours, just sayin) :P

nub
07-02-2010, 12:41 AM
Who lays the rules on what is dignity and respect? I didn't know there was a guideline, unless you're saying that power should only be used a certain way. Seriously, there is no moral high horse anyone should get on. Unless you're a Christian and think that you should impose your belief on what you think is dignity and supposed to be respect. People can really do w/e the fuck they want as long as it is not harming anyone else.

IorakeWarhammer
07-02-2010, 12:49 AM
i compare what she did to going into a kennel with a steaming hot plate of bacon and feeling cool because all the dogs are drooling and barking and staring at her. what's sad is, i could roll up an alt (female healer), interact with some people in TSC for 3 days, make a new username for the boards with some girly name like "Vystranna" or maybe "Cervixianna" (lol) and post some random boob pic off google images, and everyone would be on my fucking nuts. then, i would post some kind of thing like "24 hour countdown to the boob shot" and when the ticker is over show a pic of me IRL flexing my manboobs covered in whipped cream and just laugh in your faces!

nub
07-02-2010, 12:52 AM
so?

Celephais
07-02-2010, 12:53 AM
Some girls are proud of what they've got, and aren't stuck behind some moral cloud about something that really doesn't matter. If she's got the self confidence to post what she's already posted, that's great, I don't think she's particularly worried about "looking like a whore" to this forum (what with being married I don't think she cares what we think).

Celephais
07-02-2010, 12:53 AM
Yeah feel free... it's not like Jhinas doesn't do that to us on a daily basis.

4a6c1
07-02-2010, 01:01 AM
LOLZ.

I dont usually click on the muslim threads but I sensed you were all talking about whores in this one and came to share the warm fuzzies and possibly whip cream moobs.

Vote AYE if you like whores and want to see some whip cream moobs.

RichardCranium
07-02-2010, 01:34 AM
LOLZ.

I dont usually click on the muslim threads but I sensed you were all talking about whores in this one and came to share the warm fuzzies and possibly whip cream moobs.

Vote AYE if you like whores and want to see some whip cream moobs.

Mammaries or fare-thee-well.

Methais
07-02-2010, 02:11 AM
Why do you have to be so crass? I'm just playing the game to have fun. I don't kill anyone. I have never ever tried.


I just wanted to say that never has GS been such a fun place to be. This whole PK issue is part of the awesomeness that is Shattered. I enjoy the rifts Mordechai and company are creating in the world.

I love it because if you don't like it, go do something about it.

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=1126212&postcount=1

http://vijithassar.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/smiley-face.jpg

townkiller
07-02-2010, 03:11 AM
HAI! CAN WE GET OUR MORAL LESSON OF THE DAY BASED ON THESE EVENTS?

IorakeWarhammer
07-02-2010, 06:06 AM
yeah post under the alt cuz you're too scared to post under your real name :P

IorakeWarhammer
07-02-2010, 06:09 AM
Originally Posted by krissta
I just wanted to say that never has GS been such a fun place to be. This whole PK issue is part of the awesomeness that is Shattered. I enjoy the rifts Mordechai and company are creating in the world.

I love it because if you don't like it, go do something about it.

yeaaaaah!!!!

HJFudge
07-02-2010, 06:09 AM
Originally Posted by krissta
I just wanted to say that never has GS been such a fun place to be. This whole PK issue is part of the awesomeness that is Shattered. I enjoy the rifts Mordechai and company are creating in the world.

I love it because if you don't like it, go do something about it.

yeaaaaah!!!!

She did what 90% of the people have done. Made a post about it on PC!

AnticorRifling
07-02-2010, 09:04 AM
These numbers seem factual and accurate.

IorakeWarhammer
07-02-2010, 09:19 AM
you really could break that 90% down though..

I mean everything from strategizing against the enemy, to simple venting, then moving to the other side of the spectrum to whining, crying, and then, in Calidus' case, complete and utter cryfail.

Ryvicke
07-02-2010, 10:16 AM
i compare what she did to going into a kennel with a steaming hot plate of bacon and feeling cool because all the dogs are drooling and barking and staring at her. what's sad is, i could roll up an alt (female healer), interact with some people in TSC for 3 days, make a new username for the boards with some girly name like "Vystranna" or maybe "Cervixianna" (lol) and post some random boob pic off google images, and everyone would be on my fucking nuts. then, i would post some kind of thing like "24 hour countdown to the boob shot" and when the ticker is over show a pic of me IRL flexing my manboobs covered in whipped cream and just laugh in your faces!

haha @ Cervixianna. You should've just done this, although you would've had to be extremely Gor disciplined to not 'lol' and do actions <like this!!!> so we wouldn't have known it was you.

Would've been good man.

Izzy
07-02-2010, 10:19 AM
you really could break that 90% down though..

I mean everything from strategizing against the enemy, to simple venting, then moving to the other side of the spectrum to whining, crying, and then, in Calidus' case, complete and utter cryfail.

You forgot the most important case: the pure, undefiled retardation that you manage to bring to every thread you touch.

IorakeWarhammer
07-02-2010, 10:38 AM
You forgot the most important case: the pure, undefiled retardation that you manage to bring to every thread you touch.

Yep. Glad to see I'm gettin' the job done.

audioserf
07-02-2010, 10:53 AM
i compare what she did to going into a kennel with a steaming hot plate of bacon and feeling cool because all the dogs are drooling and barking and staring at her. what's sad is, i could roll up an alt (female healer), interact with some people in TSC for 3 days, make a new username for the boards with some girly name like "Vystranna" or maybe "Cervixianna" (lol) and post some random boob pic off google images, and everyone would be on my fucking nuts. then, i would post some kind of thing like "24 hour countdown to the boob shot" and when the ticker is over show a pic of me IRL flexing my manboobs covered in whipped cream and just laugh in your faces!

this would actually have owned

Methais
07-02-2010, 11:35 AM
Yep. Glad to see I'm gettin' the job done.

A clear sign of failure is when someone makes an attempt to embrace being a jackasswipe as if they're proud of it after it becomes clear to them that trying to be cool and non retarded is no longer possible.

Kind of like the fat guy that gave up on losing weight so instead he starts making fat jokes all the time.

You sir, are that guy.

IorakeWarhammer
07-02-2010, 11:49 AM
yay.

basically, dude, it's like this. yeah, i said some crazy shit. yeah, i asked some dumb questions. but, people were continually and excessively rude and mean, so i just decided that i didn't give a fuck what anyone thought anymore (not like I did in the first place, but WAS willing to give it a chance) and i'd just post whatever my whims desired. so, neg rep away, criticize and make fun away, crude criticism will be met with trolling and general goofiness, constructive criticism could come in a PM and I will address your legitimate concerns respectfully. but yeah, I really don't take any "flaming" type comments that seriously, even if its in response to something absolutely fucking retarded that I said.

krissta
07-02-2010, 12:27 PM
And make sure that you offer to show your boobs if they do things for you, then say no, I was only teasing, then say maybe I will, then say no, I was teasing. And then really show them, because if there is one thing that people respect and admire, it is a girl who shows her tits in a video game forum. Is the little bit of attention you are getting from the handful of gentlemen clamoring to see your boobs truly worth giving up any dignity and respect you may have? I cringe with embarrassment on your behalf when I read that thread. Do you think they are saying "That Krissta, she sure is nice and funny and cool". No, they are saying "Damn I wonder what we can do to get that chick to show her tits." Guys notoriously will do or say anything to see boobs.
I am not trying to be mean here, but you really need to take a step back and reavaluate what you are doing. I personally don't care if you show them at all, lay back and give them a Hustler shot for all I care, I just don't know if you realize how you are coming across.

LOL if you think I don't know what I'm doing.

But I thank you for your honesty. I know what they're saying. *shrug* I just really don't give a shit! I was comfortable posting that pic. :)

krissta
07-02-2010, 12:31 PM
Yikes.

Can sense the super hostility on the boards. Maybe I'll just disappear. I don't really need all this negativity.

And I never EVER said I would post naked boobs. I know quite a few people who offered them up, which is great of them, you know, cause they're not theirs. But I never said I would.

So yeah. Guess I'm gonna go play the game now.

Edit:

This is what I said:

Ehhhhh..... I will make no such promise. Not saying absolutely no, but not gonna promise.

CrystalTears
07-02-2010, 12:32 PM
And make sure that you offer to show your boobs if they do things for you, then say no, I was only teasing, then say maybe I will, then say no, I was teasing. And then really show them, because if there is one thing that people respect and admire, it is a girl who shows her tits in a video game forum. Is the little bit of attention you are getting from the handful of gentlemen clamoring to see your boobs truly worth giving up any dignity and respect you may have? I cringe with embarrassment on your behalf when I read that thread. Do you think they are saying "That Krissta, she sure is nice and funny and cool". No, they are saying "Damn I wonder what we can do to get that chick to show her tits." Guys notoriously will do or say anything to see boobs.
I am not trying to be mean here, but you really need to take a step back and reavaluate what you are doing. I personally don't care if you show them at all, lay back and give them a Hustler shot for all I care, I just don't know if you realize how you are coming across.
:lol:

I take it he hasn't seen the boob THREAD?

Ribbons
07-02-2010, 12:34 PM
Blah blah blah.

He doesn't take any of it seriously but he's trying to justify his actions.

ElvenFury
07-02-2010, 12:36 PM
And make sure that you offer to show your boobs if they do things for you, then say no, I was only teasing, then say maybe I will, then say no, I was teasing. And then really show them, because if there is one thing that people respect and admire, it is a girl who shows her tits in a video game forum. Is the little bit of attention you are getting from the handful of gentlemen clamoring to see your boobs truly worth giving up any dignity and respect you may have? I cringe with embarrassment on your behalf when I read that thread. Do you think they are saying "That Krissta, she sure is nice and funny and cool". No, they are saying "Damn I wonder what we can do to get that chick to show her tits." Guys notoriously will do or say anything to see boobs.
I am not trying to be mean here, but you really need to take a step back and reavaluate what you are doing. I personally don't care if you show them at all, lay back and give them a Hustler shot for all I care, I just don't know if you realize how you are coming across.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tPf8_WGEh3o/Swq_ltybXJI/AAAAAAAAADw/ol7gbCouqi8/s1600/die_in_a_fire.jpg

Bhaalizmo
07-02-2010, 12:47 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tPf8_WGEh3o/Swq_ltybXJI/AAAAAAAAADw/ol7gbCouqi8/s1600/die_in_a_fire.jpg

I approve this message.

IorakeWarhammer
07-02-2010, 12:49 PM
Yikes.

Can sense the super hostility on the boards. Maybe I'll just disappear. I don't really need all this negativity.

And I never EVER said I would post naked boobs. I know quite a few people who offered them up, which is great of them, you know, cause they're not theirs. But I never said I would.

So yeah. Guess I'm gonna go play the game now.

Edit:

This is what I said:

yea hon to level with you these boards usually suck there's so much nerdrage you could swim. only michael phelps would survive. stick in game and just glance at these boards once in a while. let the veterans and uber trolls like me handle it :P

Bhaalizmo
07-02-2010, 12:53 PM
Can sense the super hostility on the boards. Maybe I'll just disappear. I don't really need all this negativity.

Fuhgetabboutit. This place is a troll fiesta.

krissta
07-02-2010, 12:58 PM
yea hon to level with you these boards usually suck there's so much nerdrage you could swim. only michael phelps would survive. stick in game and just glance at these boards once in a while. let the veterans and uber trolls like me handle it :P

This is the best thing I've ever seen you write. :) (I mean that in the nicest way.) I think I just might.

townkiller
07-02-2010, 01:00 PM
yay.

basically, dude, it's like this. yeah, i said some crazy shit. yeah, i asked some dumb questions. but, people were continually and excessively rude and mean, so i just decided that i didn't give a fuck what anyone thought anymore (not like I did in the first place, but WAS willing to give it a chance) and i'd just post whatever my whims desired. so, neg rep away, criticize and make fun away, crude criticism will be met with trolling and general goofiness, constructive criticism could come in a PM and I will address your legitimate concerns respectfully. but yeah, I really don't take any "flaming" type comments that seriously, even if its in response to something absolutely fucking retarded that I said.
Yeah keep telling yourself that it has absolutely nothing to do with you being a preachy, bigoted douchebag who quotes Qur'an passages as a method for trolling forums.

RichardCranium
07-02-2010, 01:02 PM
This is the best thing I've ever seen you write. :) (I mean that in the nicest way.) I think I just might.

It also helps to not be a huge hypocrite.

Ribbons
07-02-2010, 01:03 PM
This is the best thing I've ever seen you write. :) (I mean that in the nicest way.) I think I just might.

Here's the thing. You have to take everything on these boards with a grain of salt and a shot of penicillin. Most of the shit spewed here is just that, utter bullshit. Everybody has fun and likes to let loose. Yeah people badgered you for boob pictures and epic noods but the thing is we all (kinda) respected your decision not to show them. If you do, that's absolutely fuckin' fantastic. If you don't, cool. We'll heckle you but we're not gonna troll the shit out of you and make demands.

Just gotta lighten up. Hard to do at first, but fun as hell when you do.

krissta
07-02-2010, 01:04 PM
Yeah keep telling yourself that it has absolutely nothing to do with you being a preachy, bigoted douchebag who quotes Qur'an passages as a method for trolling forums.

See, this guy was the first one to kill me, right in TSC. But it was fucking awesome. :) Kudos for you for RPing your character. lol

krissta
07-02-2010, 01:06 PM
Here's the thing. You have to take everything on these boards with a grain of salt and a shot of penicillin. Most of the shit spewed here is just that, utter bullshit. Everybody has fun and likes to let loose. Yeah people badgered you for boob pictures and epic noods but the thing is we all (kinda) respected your decision not to show them. If you do, that's absolutely fuckin' fantastic. If you don't, cool. We'll heckle you but we're not gonna troll the shit out of you and make demands.

Just gotta lighten up. Hard to do at first, but fun as hell when you do.

Yeah this board is really rough around the edges. I'm just not used to it at all. So I'll probably lurk and just see how the normal flow of conversation is. :)

IorakeWarhammer
07-02-2010, 01:06 PM
(to townkiller)
preachy.. i hope not. let's say informational. preachy is like CONVERT NOW!!! HERES THE WEBSITES!!! so uhh.. i dont think so.

bigoted.. i'm probably the least bigoted person on the earth if you actually knew me heh.

looking at your comment history, i'd say you're just plain mad at the world. let it goooo....

Methais
07-02-2010, 02:32 PM
yay.

basically, dude, it's like this. yeah, i said some crazy shit. yeah, i asked some dumb questions. but, people were continually and excessively rude and mean, so i just decided that i didn't give a fuck what anyone thought anymore (not like I did in the first place, but WAS willing to give it a chance) and i'd just post whatever my whims desired. so, neg rep away, criticize and make fun away, crude criticism will be met with trolling and general goofiness, constructive criticism could come in a PM and I will address your legitimate concerns respectfully. but yeah, I really don't take any "flaming" type comments that seriously, even if its in response to something absolutely fucking retarded that I said.

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a162/DoyleHargraves/QQ.jpg

AnticorRifling
07-02-2010, 02:47 PM
yay.

basically, dude, it's like this. yeah, i said some crazy shit. yeah, i asked some dumb questions. but, people were continually and excessively rude and mean, so i just decided that i didn't give a fuck what anyone thought anymore (not like I did in the first place, but WAS willing to give it a chance) and i'd just post whatever my whims desired. so, neg rep away, criticize and make fun away, crude criticism will be met with trolling and general goofiness, constructive criticism could come in a PM and I will address your legitimate concerns respectfully. but yeah, I really don't take any "flaming" type comments that seriously, even if its in response to something absolutely fucking retarded that I said.

And yet it's this same attitude within Shattered that made you cry like a little bitch to these very boards. Pot this is kettle do you copy?

You deserve all your griefing and then some because you really just don't understand much of anything.

RichardCranium
07-02-2010, 02:49 PM
Where's the haste monster when you need him...

IorakeWarhammer
07-02-2010, 03:35 PM
never cried (or wanted to)

why would you take your dog for a walk and not expect to have to scoop up its poo?

i documented the griefers so they could be owned if people felt so inclined

but again i don't have to really rebut what you're saying as i don't give a.....

Methais
07-02-2010, 03:40 PM
why would you take your dog for a walk and not expect to have to scoop up its poo?

That's what the neighbor's lawn was invented for.

Ribbons
07-02-2010, 03:41 PM
but again i don't have to really rebut what you're saying as i don't give a.....

If you didn't give a shit in the first place you wouldn't be trying to justify/rebuttal everything you do/are accused of.

Nice try.

Drisco
07-02-2010, 03:56 PM
yay.

basically, dude, it's like this. yeah, i said some crazy shit. yeah, i asked some dumb questions. but, people were continually and excessively rude and mean, so i just decided that i didn't give a fuck what anyone thought anymore (not like I did in the first place, but WAS willing to give it a chance) and i'd just post whatever my whims desired. so, neg rep away, criticize and make fun away, crude criticism will be met with trolling and general goofiness, constructive criticism could come in a PM and I will address your legitimate concerns respectfully. but yeah, I really don't take any "flaming" type comments that seriously, even if its in response to something absolutely fucking retarded that I said.


Ahh it's cute that you say that. Deep down we know it eats away at you. No one likes being hated. Even on a lame ass message board.

IorakeWarhammer
07-02-2010, 04:15 PM
deep down i... am a deep dish pizza!!! lol

Methais
07-02-2010, 04:18 PM
deep down i... am a deep dish pizza!!! lol

Just when you thought the jokes couldn't get any worse...

IorakeWarhammer
07-02-2010, 04:21 PM
there is an inverse relationship between their seriousness and my goofiness

(which is mostly self-serving)

Ribbons
07-02-2010, 04:21 PM
Just when you thought the jokes couldn't get any worse...

Well, he has the intelligence of one.

IorakeWarhammer
07-02-2010, 04:23 PM
stop being mean to me Ribbons! waah!

Methais
07-02-2010, 05:11 PM
stop being mean to me Ribbons! waah!

Shouldn't you be at the mall or something?

Cthulu
07-03-2010, 12:08 AM
Jesus christ what a fuck-wit.

Liagala
07-03-2010, 12:49 AM
Jesus christ what a fuck-wit.
I love that the Marlu clan and the anti-Marlu clan have finally found something we can agree on.

TheThirdEye
07-03-2010, 02:44 AM
uber trolls like me handle it :P

Aim low much?

IorakeWarhammer
07-03-2010, 02:50 AM
who even CARES its a nerdy message board

TheThirdEye
07-03-2010, 03:00 AM
who even CARES its a nerdy message board

A man with principles doesn't just toss them aside when nobody is looking or if not before his preferred audience. He practices his principles in all of his affairs without prejudice.

IorakeWarhammer
07-03-2010, 09:03 AM
so i'm to be held to this amazingly high standard when everyone else gets to spew whatever crap they desire? i dont think so.

Drevihyin
07-03-2010, 09:40 AM
so i'm to be held to this amazingly high standard when everyone else gets to spew whatever crap they desire? i dont think so.

http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t197/riverduck/mban997l.jpg

Methais
07-03-2010, 10:50 AM
so i'm to be held to this amazingly high standard when everyone else gets to spew whatever crap they desire? i dont think so.

9 out of 10 people agree that even Warclaidhm is cooler and more manly than you.

The 10th person is you.

IorakeWarhammer
07-03-2010, 12:05 PM
http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t197/riverduck/mban997l.jpg

exactly haha

TheThirdEye
07-04-2010, 01:41 AM
so i'm to be held to this amazingly high standard when everyone else gets to spew whatever crap they desire? i dont think so.

Yes, the amazingly high standard of not being a self-proclaimed "uber troll". I guess I am asking too much of you. It is obvious to me now that you prefer the infamy that comes from being a troll on these "nerdy" boards.

You should consider yourself lucky that many on these boards enjoy insulting you. Without them you would not get the negative attention you so desperately crave. If most of them decided to ignore you I can only imagine what idiotic antics you would perform to get your fix.

Congratulation for being the most despised person in the community. All your hard work has finally paid off.

RichardCranium
07-04-2010, 01:48 AM
I wouldn't say he's the most hated. He may be socially awkward and a bit misguided but I honestly believe he's a good guy.

Tisket
07-04-2010, 02:03 AM
I actually agree with RC. Don't get me wrong, I do think that Iorake/Jaeden is socially maladjusted and a bit of a spaz, but he's okay. Sometimes you have to just politely look the other way when someone acts foolish and overcompensates like he does.

But I'm in a good place right now. I reserve the right to give him shit in other threads.

IorakeWarhammer
07-04-2010, 02:12 AM
Don't get me wrong, I do think that Iorake/Jaeden is socially maladjusted and a bit of a spaz, but he's okay. Sometimes you have to just politely look the other way when someone acts foolish and overcompensates like he does.

I agree actually im workin on it lol

Cthulu
07-04-2010, 02:15 AM
I agree actually im workin on it lol

Really? Doesn't look like it :(

IorakeWarhammer
07-04-2010, 02:16 AM
better pay attention to your screen man you may be getting attacked and if you don't hit ALT-F4 quick enough you could die.

Cthulu
07-04-2010, 02:31 AM
better pay attention to your screen man you may be getting attacked and if you don't hit ALT-F4 quick enough you could die.

Please don't tease my afk scripts.

Ryvicke
07-04-2010, 03:37 AM
I wouldn't say he's the most hated. He may be socially awkward and a bit misguided but I honestly believe he's a good guy.

Wow thank god. I can't take hearing one more person tell me that IW is 'teh fucking scum of the earth srs man such a bad dude'. He's a total dork, he called himself a deep dish pizza yesterday, he reminds me of my little brother. After the first week I think it all got rather endearing.

And thanks to the Marlu clan he started getting better logs than troll double-flares. He just needed an outlet!

TheThirdEye
07-04-2010, 04:12 AM
I wouldn't say he's the most hated

I wrote despised as in many find him despicable. Yes, I agree he's harmless like a kid with down syndrome. The reason he's so reviled is because he's not a kid with down syndrome. He knows better yet refuses be better.

By his own words he's happy to be a "uber troll" because these are "nerdy" boards. It's like a student that's a total jackass at a community college because he's transferring to state u next year and nothing he does here matter. It's only a CC after all.

That's the kind of shithead behavior that needs to be discouraged.

Since you two seem to think he's such a nice guy why don't you take him aside and teach him some social graces. At least make sure he doesn't spread his crappy genes to anyones else. The human race is fucked enough as it is.

Tisket
07-04-2010, 05:52 AM
Since you two seem to think he's such a nice guy why don't you take him aside and teach him some social graces.

Here, let me tell you a little secret: it's not our responsibility to do anything about things that annoy you.

Inspire
07-04-2010, 06:07 AM
>
Sephiroth suddenly fades into view.
Sephiroth gestures.
A gust of wind tugs at your sleeves. Suddenly, a fierce wind rips through the area, scattering everything in its path and making it difficult to remain standing.
The East Gate guard mutters as he rearranges his wind-blown uniform.
The wind then subsides.
>
You focus your thoughts while chanting the mystical phrase for Bone Shatter...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture at Sephiroth.
You concentrate intently on Sephiroth, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Sephiroth!
Warding failed!
Sephiroth shudders with sporadic convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop his body.
Sephiroth is smashed for 50 points of damage!
... 50 points of damage!
Massive blow to abdomen!
He is stunned!
... 20 points of damage!
Good blow to back!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
(Forcing stance down to guarded)
>
You feel more refreshed.
>
Sephiroth just left.

HJFudge
07-04-2010, 06:14 AM
I think everyone needs to list their character names, it is getting extremely confusing to figure out who is on who's side. I need to know whether it is appropriate to be elated or enraged when I see a log of a kill and/or slam. Please help me categorize me e-motions.

I'll start.

Polyester
Cricket
Ember

Im Mordechai!

Sephiroth is the Enemy! Well one of em!

IorakeWarhammer
07-04-2010, 07:00 AM
you're mordechai and also malevolence

Inspire
07-04-2010, 01:03 PM
I'm Jaeden and Necen

IorakeWarhammer
07-04-2010, 01:20 PM
you WISH you rolled up something other than a female empath and a bleedbot

oh well empaths own

should be fun trying to tussle with you..

Caiylania
07-04-2010, 06:23 PM
But I'm in a good place right now. I reserve the right to give him shit in other threads.

Green for this one.

TheThirdEye
07-04-2010, 09:02 PM
Here, let me tell you a little secret: it's not our responsibility to do anything about things that annoy you.

Nor do anything about behaviors that you encourage, apparently.

Tisket
07-04-2010, 09:27 PM
Nor behavior that you encourage apparently.

You aren't even making any sense now.

TheThirdEye
07-05-2010, 02:18 AM
You aren't even making any sense now.

To be honest I am going to end this back and forth right here. I have nothing against you, RichardCranium or IorakeWarhammer. I took exception to him declaring himself as an "uber troll". If that's the way he wishes to present himself to the small community on these boards then so be it. I am certainly not his keeper.

Perhaps you and others are on the right path here by treating him like a petulant retarded child. It's certainly kinder than how I've read others treat him.

Condescending as hell, but kinder.

IorakeWarhammer
07-05-2010, 05:55 AM
uber troll was said in jest lol

Liagala
07-05-2010, 01:11 PM
I think everyone needs to list their character names, it is getting extremely confusing to figure out who is on who's side. I need to know whether it is appropriate to be elated or enraged when I see a log of a kill and/or slam. Please help me categorize me e-motions.

I'll start.

Polyester
Cricket
Ember
Just go by who posts, it's easier to keep up with. Posts by HJFudge, Cthulu, Calidus, Inspire, and Madmountan are the Marlu kills. Posts by Briarfox and IW are the Necen-clan kills.

Drisco
07-05-2010, 01:47 PM
I actually agree with RC. Don't get me wrong, I do think that Iorake/Jaeden is socially maladjusted and a bit of a spaz, but he's okay. Sometimes you have to just politely look the other way when someone acts foolish and overcompensates like he does.

But I'm in a good place right now. I reserve the right to give him shit in other threads.

I agree, don't give this guy that title.

I dislike a lot more people here than I do this jackass, Clove for example :) .

Iorake is like one of those kids from high school who talked in class all the time and everyone hated him, even the teachers, but they had to be nice during school. Then you would see them out at the bars a year later and you would bash that kid and talk about how annoying he was. Classic attention whore guy in school, the one in my high school was Cole Milton. Stop feeding his desire and he'll go away. I personally think we should all ignore him so we can't see his posts and it'll be like he's not here.

IorakeWarhammer
07-05-2010, 02:02 PM
u love me big momma

Drisco
07-05-2010, 02:21 PM
u love me big momma

Ahh I wanna lawl at that but I can't because I don't wanna encourage you. You make me sad that you are such a d bag.

IorakeWarhammer
07-05-2010, 03:00 PM
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs036.snc4/34142_460497791958_709951958_6134153_3150099_n.jpg

this is me tellin u (the old bird) how it is!!

Makkah
07-05-2010, 03:03 PM
In 2/3rds of your pics you look homeless.

peam
07-05-2010, 03:05 PM
In 2/3rds of your pics you look homeless.

He looks like a dirty, homeless Zack Morris in that one.

Drisco
07-05-2010, 03:46 PM
Agreed although he treats his avatar business like it's his facebook, he hasn't produced one good picture. Besides the JT one that was okay until I knew it was him.