Legend of the BloodNinja

[Artha]

http://www.adamchance.com/funny.htm

:lol::lol::lol:

[DeV]

LOL...

[Atlanteax]

I don't know whether to be amused or disturbed by the depths some members of society has sunk to. :?:

[MPSorc]

that shit had me rolling thanks for the link Artha

[longshot]

HARRRRRRRRRRRRR

That made me cry I was laughing so hard. Thank you so much.

Artha, you rock.

[TheEschaton]

The best:

J-Dogg: You grab the bulge that you feel. you tihink it must be taking over your mind, theres nothing else you can think of. My tubesteak to you is like a beautiful japanese haiku.
The salmon swim at night.
Towards your room.
The snow and the moon.
Partner8: that was never a haiku.


-TheE-

[DeV]

J-Dogg: I pull out my schlong, and rub it on your breasts...
Partner6: WTF?!
J-Dogg: Oh shit, I meant, your schlong! your schlong!
Partner6: I've had it with you queers trying to cyber me, I only fuck women...

:lol:

That guy is sick. :lol:

[Artha]

My favorite's the pirate one, but I think the first one has the most quotability.

[TheEschaton]

For our purposes, it has the most quotability. ;)


-TheE-

[peam]

I'd seen most of them before but this was money:

Boy: uh oh ...going limp.
Girl: Har
Boy: You gotta do better than that!
Boy: Your picture was really bad.
Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRR

DOFLFFLZLZ

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Atlanteax
I don't know whether to be amused or disturbed by the depths some members of society has sunk to. :?: Definitely amused. :yes:

[peam]

Originally posted by Atlanteax
I don't know whether to be amused or disturbed by the depths some members of society has sunk to. :?:

Heaven's be, I do declare! Where's McCarthy when you need him?

[Blazing247]

Wow that was some fuckin hilarious shit...any more of that out there?

I put on my robes and wizard hat.

[Artha]

There's bash.org. It's not the same quality, but there's a lot of it, and some of it's pretty good.

[Bobmuhthol]

Boy: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
Boy: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
Boy: I ram it up your ass.
Girl: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!
Boy: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
Boy: And turn you into a fucking candy apple...
Boy: I kick you in the face!
Girl: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!

[Soulpieced]

bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.

[Meos]

Classic.

[SiKWiDiT]

This one wins.

j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.

[Artha]

By far the best:

eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****

[Satira]

Okay the one that sikwidit put up had me laughing hysterically. I also enjoyed...

Bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce?
MommyMelissa: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
(pause)
Bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily.

Oh my god, I'm dying...

[Edaarin]

I think someone told me (or I read somewhere) that Bloodninja is a black track athlete at some college.

[AnticorRifling]

I read all of them the other night and couldn't stop laughing. Hell today at work I was using some of that stuff and just rolling with laughter. My coworkers thought I'd flipped until I showed them. Now when our boss tells us to do something we say shit from those conversations and the rest of us start rolling.

[Bobmuhthol]

[OOC]-You: "You put a gold-stitched dark velvet hat on your head."
[OOC]-You: "You put on a deeply folded raw silk robe."
[OOC]-Aone: "Holy crap, Bob put on his wizard hat and robe."

[Satira]

Next he'll use his mana reserves to cast mighty fuck of the beyondness.

[Artha]

Then I'll have to report to his ISP that he was sending me kiddy porn :(

[Kuyuk]

Nicely done.


Kuyuk