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SpiffyJr
06-24-2010, 12:34 AM
A wind witch swings a razor-sharp wavy dagger at you!
AS: +151 vs DS: +156 with AvD: +10 + d100 roll: +100 = +105
... and hits for 1 point of damage!
Thrust glances off your knee.
Might be stiff tomorrow, but it's okay now.

** A wind witch's wavy dagger emits a searing bolt of lightning! **

... 30 points of damage!
Electric blast goes right to the heart! You'll miss that steady beat.
You feel the aura of confidence leave you.
The air about you stops shimmering.
The light blue glow leaves you.
You return to normal color.
You feel the inner strength leave you.
You no longer feel so dextrous.

FUCK YOU! I was running through, got call-winded by something under my level, and hit for 1 point of damage on a FUCKING ONE HUNDRED ROLL! FUCK YOU!

/rage

Mogonis
06-24-2010, 01:04 AM
Thread should be fucking fuck this fucking game.

Bhaalizmo
06-24-2010, 01:12 AM
Fuck those fucking fuckers

Makkah
06-24-2010, 01:12 AM
Thread should be fucking fuck this fucking game.

Or "Lame Jokes Thread"

Mogonis
06-24-2010, 01:30 AM
Or "Lame Jokes Thread"
Wasn't a joke.

calidus
06-24-2010, 02:12 AM
A wind witch swings a razor-sharp wavy dagger at you!
AS: +151 vs DS: +156 with AvD: +10 + d100 roll: +100 = +105
... and hits for 1 point of damage!
Thrust glances off your knee.
Might be stiff tomorrow, but it's okay now.

** A wind witch's wavy dagger emits a searing bolt of lightning! **

... 30 points of damage!
Electric blast goes right to the heart! You'll miss that steady beat.
You feel the aura of confidence leave you.
The air about you stops shimmering.
The light blue glow leaves you.
You return to normal color.
You feel the inner strength leave you.
You no longer feel so dextrous.

FUCK YOU! I was running through, got call-winded by something under my level, and hit for 1 point of damage on a FUCKING ONE HUNDRED ROLL! FUCK YOU!

/rage

That is one of the most amazingly unluckiest things I've ever seen.

Gan
06-24-2010, 02:20 AM
LOL

SpiffyJr
06-24-2010, 02:26 AM
That is one of the most amazingly unluckiest things I've ever seen.

I'm that awesome at sucking.

daeler33
06-24-2010, 08:41 AM
I have rolled a 1 to hit twice in a row at least 3 times now and been hit with a 98-100 at least 3 times in a row. never got hit like that tho makes me feel less unlucky.

Fallen
06-24-2010, 11:14 AM
Welcome to OTF ... err, Wind Witches.

kookiegod
06-24-2010, 12:27 PM
I'm that awesome at sucking.

Lemme hook you up with Drew...

/flee

Caiylania
06-24-2010, 12:42 PM
That truly sucks. Sorry man :O