Caiylania
06-23-2010, 12:28 AM
Leads to death and *shocking* outcome.
We let him lead. See what happens when wizards lead? People die.
So the wizard was out of mana and saw a wand on the floor.
Grabbed it. Waved it. Didn't realize it was a silver wand and that there was water... everywhere.
Naturally the whole group got stunned very painfully. Said wizard was "Flabbergasted" by our extremely strong opposition. What could possibly have stunned EVERYONE??? So of course... he attacks again...
Wave wand. BAM. We go down... again.
Another member of our group quietly mentions that perhaps our dear wizard should stop shocking the water. So he puts the wand away. Finally, some extra mana showed up so he could continue his fierce attack!!
First acid because he learned electricity is a bad idea near water. Then he realizes he only has one attack left he can do with his remaining mana.
Incant 901.
Minor shock.
Minor shock + water = FLIPPING PAINFUL BATMAN
Now with a group bleeding to death all around him, the severely lacerated and bleeding wizard tries to lead us back to town and instead abandons us. By the time he realizes we are no longer with him he is near death. But the noble waggler returns to find us and then realizing he was bleeding much... MUCH faster than the rest of us he runs off yet again to town square.
Moments later the suspense is ended as we warily returned after him and heard his death knell echo through the lands.
So when your first group hunt's biggest kill is yourself... does that count?
:D
On the up side, we did have a cleric with us. So he is alive yet again and ready for more. Who wants to join us????
We let him lead. See what happens when wizards lead? People die.
So the wizard was out of mana and saw a wand on the floor.
Grabbed it. Waved it. Didn't realize it was a silver wand and that there was water... everywhere.
Naturally the whole group got stunned very painfully. Said wizard was "Flabbergasted" by our extremely strong opposition. What could possibly have stunned EVERYONE??? So of course... he attacks again...
Wave wand. BAM. We go down... again.
Another member of our group quietly mentions that perhaps our dear wizard should stop shocking the water. So he puts the wand away. Finally, some extra mana showed up so he could continue his fierce attack!!
First acid because he learned electricity is a bad idea near water. Then he realizes he only has one attack left he can do with his remaining mana.
Incant 901.
Minor shock.
Minor shock + water = FLIPPING PAINFUL BATMAN
Now with a group bleeding to death all around him, the severely lacerated and bleeding wizard tries to lead us back to town and instead abandons us. By the time he realizes we are no longer with him he is near death. But the noble waggler returns to find us and then realizing he was bleeding much... MUCH faster than the rest of us he runs off yet again to town square.
Moments later the suspense is ended as we warily returned after him and heard his death knell echo through the lands.
So when your first group hunt's biggest kill is yourself... does that count?
:D
On the up side, we did have a cleric with us. So he is alive yet again and ready for more. Who wants to join us????