Burghal Gnome Bard (lulz)

[Danical]

Bard retracted.

Items will go up shortly.

[hectomaner]

noooooooooooo

1000lb capacity 2lb bag.
VLA capacity 5lb backpack - HOLDS UP TO 150K SILVERS WEIGHTLESSLY. I USED THIS TO PORT OUT OF THE SCATTER WITH 20K AND EYE-OF-KOAR EMERALD EVERY TIME.

I want!

[WRoss]

I want that backpack too

[Inspire]

Add my name to the backpack list.

[Danical]

To head off any questions. I expect to get more than 50m for the backpack as that's what I paid for it more than two years ago.

[Inspire]

What's the price range on the bard? :drool:

[hectomaner]

sheeeit. take my broke ass off the list

[Kitsun]

To head off any questions. I expect to get more than 50m for the backpack as that's what I paid for it more than two years ago.

Does it only hold coins? Or can it hold coins in addition to VLA weight in items?

[Danical]

Holds both coins and a VLA of items. I can't really recall but I think it's either 120 or 140; I remember getting it lightened and deepened.

[WRoss]

I'll go 50m on the backpack

[Danical]

I'll go 50m on the backpack

I haven't put it up for sale yet!

I'm just getting an assessment on the bard but it seems the items are more desirable.

[WRoss]

sell items first, bard later!

[Smythe]

Wassat backpack description? I may want ta get someone's attention on it.

- Smythe

[AnticorRifling]

Wassat backpack description? I may want ta get someone's attention on it.

- Smythe

http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n177/anticor/Misc/the-swedish-chef.jpg

[hectomaner]

you win so hard anticor

[Fluffel]

I'll go 50m on the backpack

I've got to go 55 on it.

[thefarmer]

How exactly does it hold 150k in coins? Do you put the coins in the backpack like one of the banks?

[Danical]

Being a gnome I was desperate for any kind of weight reduction; this was perfect. Additionally, I've used the same Eye-of-Koar emerald over a dozen times with 20k I always store in the backpack so I can easily port out of the Scatter when I'm in a bind or I'm unreasonably overloaded with boxes and I don't want to dick around with finding the fissure, dealing crawlers (and the encumbrance) while finding the thread (if I can climb it with the encumbrance), finding the thread on plane 5 (again if I can climb it) and finally finding the mirror or door while evading voids (and being encumbered).

Must have one empty hand to TAP or RUB.

>wealth
You have no silver coins with you.

>with 30000 silver
The teller hands you the coins which you quickly pocket.

>tap backpack
You stash your silver in your backpack.

>wealth
You have no silver coins with you.

>with 200000 silver
The teller hands you the coins which you quickly pocket.

>tap backpack
You carefully stash 120000 of your coins inside your backpack.

>wealth
You have 80000 coins with you.

>rub backpack
You dig your hand inside your backpack and transfer your wealth to your pockets.

>wealth
You have 230000 coins with you.
In the back of your mind you remember you owe a debt of 880 silver in the town of Wehnimer's Landing.

[Cephalopod]

In the back of your mind you remember you owe a debt of 880 silver in the town of Wehnimer's Landing.

What are you, level 1?

[Danical]

What are you, level 1?

Yes.

[Morph]

it's ok i don't pay my debts either!

You have no silver coins with you.
In the back of your mind you remember you owe a debt of 849 silvers in the town of Icemule Trace.
In the back of your mind you remember you owe a debt of 10 silvers to the United City-States bank.

[Archigeek]

Does the backpack hold only the coins weightless or coins and items weightless?

[Danical]

Only coins.

If it was both, it would be worth 300m+

[Archigeek]

I assumed as much, but had to ask.

[Stretch]

I'll sell the account and password to a capped gnome bard for half what this douche does.