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Edaarin
04-02-2004, 07:42 PM
The University Programs Council is hosting a night of Bob Saget’s unique brand of risqué stand-up comedy on Friday, April 2 at 8PM in the Charlottesville Performing Arts Center. Tickets available at Newcomb Hall Box Office, Plan 9, or at www.musictoday.com.
Danny Tanner + risque comedy = lots of swearing and sexual innuendo about the Olsen twins. This is just funny to me.
Bob Saget is risque? Isnt he the guy that hosted that home move show. Maybe he says 'heck' and 'darn' a lot.
Celexei
04-02-2004, 07:45 PM
:rolleyes: and you men drool over the thoughts of little almost legal now twins.......
Don't they already have a deal with Playboy or one of "those" magazines to do a spread together when they're finally legal?
I remember hearing something about that... could be just a rumor, though.
Anebriated
04-02-2004, 07:51 PM
that issue will sell well...
[Edited on 4-3-2004 by Elrodin]
Hulkein
04-02-2004, 07:51 PM
Definitely a rumor... they have a multi-million dollar a year corporation. No way they would do that and harm their reputation, God knows they don't need money.
Celexei
04-02-2004, 07:55 PM
Originally posted by Elrodin
that issue will sell well...
[Edited on 4-3-2004 by Elrodin]
....says Elrodin as he slowly tilts his life savings jar, doing slow calculations in his head to see how many seperate issues he can buy from the newstands and post the centerfolds apon his bedroom walls, ceilings and every other possible place he can find
Edaarin
04-02-2004, 07:55 PM
I'm not going, it's raining outside and I'm lazy. Apparently it's going to be packed though. All I really have to go on about his routine is from our student paper, which interviewed him. Basically, he swears a lot, talks about how he hates Full House and doesn't like being typecast, and how he has the Olsen twin's home number.
Weedmage Princess
04-02-2004, 07:57 PM
ROFL
Well..they're pretty girls now, all grown up.
I thought they were ugly little kids though. They looked like those treasure troll dolls. You know, with the hair that sticks up? ::shudder::
We used to watch that show because Michelle Tanner was always in the about the same grade on the show as my daughter. Thankfully, we both outgrew it.
They were cute in an strange way when they were little. (sort of like little monkeys or something)
Vesi
Troll dolls! Good description.
:lol:
Edited to laugh at Weedmage's post.
[Edited on 4-3-2004 by Vesi]
Anebriated
04-02-2004, 08:10 PM
I need 62 centerfolds to cover part of my room thats open... I dont feel like doing the math though.
Originally posted by Edaarin
I'm not going, it's raining outside and I'm lazy. Apparently it's going to be packed though. All I really have to go on about his routine is from our student paper, which interviewed him. Basically, he swears a lot, talks about how he hates Full House and doesn't like being typecast, and how he has the Olsen twin's home number.
Tickets: Students $8.00 in advance... $12.00 at the door. Everyone else $12.00 . Capacity 1300. (yes I had to look it up) It says for all ages. So, how risque can it be?
Vesi
Jenisi
04-02-2004, 09:12 PM
I remember loving full house.. I haven't watched it in ages.. I know they had bob saget on jamie kennedy experiment and I thought that he was pretty good in that...
TheEschaton
04-02-2004, 11:07 PM
Bob Saget was perhaps the filthiest, raunchiest comic ever, before Full House. I remember my dad being surprised as hell to see him on Full House.
-TheE-
Satira
04-02-2004, 11:22 PM
Oh hell no. Those two still look like fucking troll dolls. End of story.
Weedmage Princess
04-02-2004, 11:43 PM
Wasn't Bob Sagat in Half Baked? In the rehab with Dave Chapelle's character? The guy who stood up and said what he used to do to score coke? (I won't go into details..mixed company and all..hee)
And they really did look like troll dolls! I'm at work so I can't do the pic comparison but if you want to look for yourself, you'll notice the uncanny resemblance!
Edaarin
04-02-2004, 11:45 PM
Update: one of my friends who went to see it walked out after an hour and wants her money back. More details once she stops bitching about the woman sitting in front of her with big hair.
Have you ever sucked dick for weed granny?
Weedmage Princess
04-02-2004, 11:53 PM
You're a horrible man, Tijay! :O
AND THE ANSWER IS NO
I believe you your HIGHness WEEDmage princess.
/sarcasm
Edaarin
04-03-2004, 01:02 AM
Okay, two hours later...
She confirmed that he does in fact swear a lot. And a lot of his material is based on Full House. Apparently the most common question he gets is, "Was Danny Tanner gay," which he vehemently denies is true.
Weedmage Princess
04-03-2004, 01:11 AM
I was feeling masochistic a few weeks back and watched Full House on Nick At Nite. God that show was awful.
Shari
04-03-2004, 01:22 AM
I always hated that show.
Weedmage Princess
04-03-2004, 01:31 AM
DISCLAIMER: Weedmage Princess was selected because my former main character was a ranger. Weedmage was slang for rangers. Princess is a joke.
MY NAME IN NO WAY SHOULD BE AFFILIATED WITH MARIJUANA.
Tijay's misery that just loves company, friggin pothead ::mutter::
Fengus
04-03-2004, 04:07 PM
Actually Saget is risque if you are the type of person to use that word, naturally he has to tone it down for Full House and America's Funniest Home Videos, but all that means is he is a total whore. Anyway outside those PG-13 venues he is pretty funny.
[Edited on 4-3-2004 by Fengus]
Lord Whirlin
04-05-2004, 01:49 AM
Olsen Twins checked out my school as a place to go to college.
AHAHAHA!!
They should come chill with us and the gaming club and play some Unreal 2004... I'm sure they'd have a blast. :lol:
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