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Some Rogue
06-16-2010, 02:38 AM
[Top of Mound, Depression]
A saucer-shaped depression here encroaches into the summit of the burial mound. Dark, rich earth forms a concave hollow, as though the wrathful fist of some angered deity had just left its mark of utter contempt upon the land. You also see a ghoul master, a ghoul master, a ghoul master, a ghoul master, a ghoul master, a ghoul master, a ghoul master, a ghoul master, a ghoul master, a ghoul master, a ghoul master, a ghoul master and a crumbling path.
Obvious paths: up
>
[go2: travel time: 0:00:01]
--- Lich: go2 has exited.
A ghoul master mutters a chant!
>
The replenishing effect fades, but you are left with a feeling of wellbeing.
A ghoul master pounds at you with its fist!
AS: +137 vs DS: +171 with AvD: +44 + d100 roll: +91 = +101
... and hits for 1 point of damage!
Swing at your eye catches your eyebrow instead!
>
A ghoul master claws at you!
AS: +147 vs DS: +171 with AvD: +37 + d100 roll: +6 = +19
A clean miss.
>
The master growls vilely!
A ghoul master mutters a chant!
>
A ghoul master tries to bite you!
AS: +137 vs DS: +171 with AvD: +34 + d100 roll: +12 = +12
A clean miss.
>
A ghoul master claws at you!
AS: +147 vs DS: +171 with AvD: +37 + d100 roll: +10 = +23
A clean miss.
>
A ghoul master pounds at you with its fist!
AS: +137 vs DS: +171 with AvD: +44 + d100 roll: +100 = +110
... and hits for 4 points of damage!
Thumped your chest.
>
A ghoul master pounds at you with its fist!
AS: +127 vs DS: +171 with AvD: +44 + d100 roll: +67 = +67
A clean miss.
>
The master growls vilely!
A ghoul master claws at you!
AS: +147 vs DS: +98 with AvD: +37 + d100 roll: +83 = +169
... and hits for 24 points of damage!
Mighty blow cracks several of your ribs.
>
The master growls vilely!
A ghoul master pounds at you with its fist!
AS: +137 vs DS: +96 with AvD: +44 + d100 roll: +66 = +151
... and hits for 26 points of damage!
Large gash to your left arm, several muscles torn.
You are stunned for 1 rounds!
>
A ghoul master gestures at you!
The ghoul master's armor prevents the spell from working.
>
A ghoul master gets a glint in its eye!
A ghoul master pounds at you with its fist!
AS: +137 vs DS: +73 with AvD: +44 + d100 roll: +83 = +191
... and hits for 62 points of damage!
Mighty swing separates your head from your shoulders.
The light blue glow leaves you.
The dim aura fades from around you.
You feel less confident.
The powerful look leaves you.
The brilliant aura fades away from you.

It seems you have died, my friend. Although you cannot do anything, you are keenly aware of what is going on around you...

You mentally give a sigh of relief as you remember that the Goddess Lorminstra owes you a favor.

...departing in 10 mins...
The master throws back its head, laughing hideously and bellowing a bonechilling cry of triumph!
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TheEschaton
06-16-2010, 02:42 AM
that place used to be awesome for swarms, I remember it fondly.

Some Rogue
06-16-2010, 02:45 AM
Yeah, before FoF took effect maybe...but that just sucks. Step into a room and your DS drops in half and you die instantly.

faloon
06-16-2010, 02:54 AM
Looks like you got some sort of warcry that put you in offensive.

Some Rogue
06-16-2010, 04:00 AM
That was a straight copy and paste. I don't see any warcry there and don't recall them ever doing one. Sucks if they do though :(

Ryvicke
06-16-2010, 10:05 AM
How many were there? FoF can definitely be a bitch at lower levels.

Kitsun
06-16-2010, 10:12 AM
Looks like a full dozen to me in that room.

Doing lesser orcs, even the 2nd or 3rd swing took a huge chunk out of my defensive DS and splat I went.

Celephais
06-16-2010, 10:33 AM
Anyone know what DS FoF removes exactly? Does it remove EBP or is it just a strait reduction? Are you less likely to be so drastically effected if your DS is mostly spell DS?

ElvenFury
06-16-2010, 10:38 AM
Krakiipedia (http://www.krakiipedia.org/wiki/Multi_Opponent_Combat), fuck yeah.


Force on Force is a system that lowers a character's defensive stance (http://www.krakiipedia.org/wiki/STANCE_%28verb%29) upon being attacked by multiple opponents. Each opponent lowers the character's stance by 25% until the character is treated to be in a fully offensive stance. Beyond 4 opponents, the defending character's defensive strength (http://www.krakiipedia.org/wiki/Defensive_strength) is further lowered, making Force on Force a very deadly thing to any character not trained in Multi Opponent Combat. However, a character who is trained in this skill requires more opponents to have the same effect. These offset benefits used to be gained at ranks 10, 25, 45, and every 25 ranks thereafter; however, GameMaster (http://www.krakiipedia.org/wiki/GameMaster) Coase rolled in a set of changes in May of 2008 which updated the ranks required to offset an opponent. See the "Summary of Benefits" chart at the bottom of this article page for the most up-to-date effects of training.

Celephais
06-16-2010, 10:50 AM
So unless it's something like blur, spell DS is relatively unaffected.

Loyrl
06-16-2010, 11:03 AM
A ghoul master pounds at you with its fist!
AS: +127 vs DS: +171 with AvD: +44 + d100 roll: +67 = +67
A clean miss.
>
The master growls vilely!
A ghoul master claws at you!
AS: +147 vs DS: +98 with AvD: +37 + d100 roll: +83 = +169
... and hits for 24 points of damage!
Mighty blow cracks several of your ribs.

Liagala
06-16-2010, 11:16 AM
A ghoul master pounds at you with its fist!
AS: +127 vs DS: +171 with AvD: +44 + d100 roll: +67 = +67
A clean miss.
>
The master growls vilely!
A ghoul master claws at you!
AS: +147 vs DS: +98 with AvD: +37 + d100 roll: +83 = +169
... and hits for 24 points of damage!
Mighty blow cracks several of your ribs.

If anything, I'd say that growl increased the ghoul master's AS, just like some trolls do. If it was a warcry-type thing, it should have some sort of messaging about success/failure, die roll, outcome, whatever.

Edit: Maybe I'm wrong about the AS, but there were other growls that didn't drop his DS. I think he's right, it probably was just flavor messaging.

A ghoul master claws at you!
AS: +147 vs DS: +171 with AvD: +37 + d100 roll: +6 = +19
A clean miss.
>
The master growls vilely!
A ghoul master mutters a chant!
>
A ghoul master tries to bite you!
AS: +137 vs DS: +171 with AvD: +34 + d100 roll: +12 = +12
A clean miss.
>
A ghoul master claws at you!
AS: +147 vs DS: +171 with AvD: +37 + d100 roll: +10 = +23
A clean miss.

Some Rogue
06-16-2010, 11:18 AM
That's just random flavor messaging. It just happened to be on the 7th or so swing and FoF kicked in. Also, if it was a warcry on me, it would have faded when I died.

Suppa Hobbit Mage
06-16-2010, 12:04 PM
Just looks to me like the sixth swing was what triggered FoF. No idea your training in moc or cmans, nor if you are a sword/board or two hander or what... but looks pretty normal to me

Carl Spackler
06-16-2010, 12:07 PM
yeah, that's just tough luck.... need ewave or something to quell the masses in a situation like that

Some Rogue
06-16-2010, 12:30 PM
Yeah, wasn't expecting it or I would have set go2 to the next room heh. It was an empath, shield/brawling with not a ton of spells up and no moc or cman training. Ah well, already botted off the sting. :D

Drunken Durfin
06-25-2010, 07:40 PM
You see Cher the Muse.
She appears to be an Elf.
She is very tall and appears to be very young. She has large hazel eyes and pale skin. She has short, straight white hair. She has a bony face, a small nose and high cheekbones.

WTF?

Inspire
06-25-2010, 08:21 PM
Madonna was there last night too.

Danical
06-25-2010, 09:29 PM
That's just random flavor messaging. It just happened to be on the 7th or so swing and FoF kicked in. Also, if it was a warcry on me, it would have faded when I died.

You're given a grace period of a second or two moving through rooms before you experience FoF. After that grace period, FoF fucks you as if you had been there the entire time and the accumulated number that attacked immediately takes effect on the next swing. Hence, you got fucked after a second or two of just arriving there.

Omrii
06-26-2010, 01:05 AM
NNNNNYYYEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
s>
Pandin just arrived.
s>
Pandin just went north.
s>
A sudden gust makes the snow dance and swirl around you.
s>
Grimgul squeakily asks, "What the hell?"
s>
Grimgul squeakily asks, "NNNNYYEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?"
s>
A pink vuvuzela rolls across the ground, as though kicked by an unseen foot.
s>
Grimgul laughs!
s>
Lord Somebody just arrived.
s>
Lord Somebody just went west.
s>
Lord Somebody just arrived.
s>
Lord Somebody just went east.
s>
Grimgul squeakily says, "Ghana is going to lose badly."
s>
Grimgul slings a shell-inset ruddy vultite shield off from over his shoulder.
s>
Grimgul just opened a deep black greatcloak.
s>
Lord Grimgul just went east.
s>
Lord Grimgul just arrived.
s>
Lord Grimgul just went west.
s>'Oh come now,
You say, "Oh come now,"
s>'Just because my midget ran away doesn't mean you do.
You say, "Just because my midget ran away doesn't mean you do."
s>
A pink vuvuzela whispers, "Please pick me up and kiss me! I am so sad, so silent."



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s>kiss vuvu
Your vuvuzela makes a loud noise. "NNNNNYYYYEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH," says the vuvuzela.

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GM made my ass laugh, I'll give them that.

Inspire
10-17-2011, 01:40 PM
I have no real friends, so I'm going to tell all my e-friends and I really hope one of them talks to me this time!