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waywardgs
06-15-2010, 09:36 AM
U.S. Man Arrested for 'Hunting' Bin Laden

By ZAHID HUSSAIN

ISLAMABAD—An American construction worker who was arrested with a sword, a pistol and night-vision goggles in northwestern Pakistan told investigators Tuesday that he wanted to kill Osama bin Laden to avenge the 2001 terrorist attacks on the U.S.

Garry Brooks Faulkner, 52 years old, of California was caught by Pakistani police Monday in the remote Bumburat Valley near the border of Afghanistan's Nuristan province, where he apparently hoped to find bin Laden.

Police quoted him as saying he wanted to avenge the victims of the attacks on New York and Washington. He was also carrying Christian religious books with him, according to Mumtaz Ahmed Khan, a senior police officer in the northwestern town of Chitral.

Mr. Faulkner arrived in Chitral on June 3 and stayed in a hotel in Bumburat Valley, an area famous for its spring dancing festival which attracts large number of foreign visitors every year. Mr. Faulkner arrived in Pakistan on a tourist visa, and police said it was his third trip to the area in the last five years.

Mr. Faulkner disappeared from his hotel on Sunday night, escaping the police guard that had been posted there for his security, a common service in the area.

He was seized from a forest in a high security zone close to the border after a 10-hour hunt. He carried a 40-inch sword, which he said he brought with him from California, and several rounds of pistol bullets, Mr. Khan said. Mr. Faulkner surrendered without any resistance and was flown to Peshawar Tuesday for further investigation.

Richard Snelsire, U.S. embassy spokesman, said the Peshawar consulate had been informed of the arrest of a U.S. citizen, adding that the embassy was seeking access to the detained American.

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704009804575308440143301092.html?m od=fox_australian


Awesome.

TheLastShamurai
06-15-2010, 10:07 AM
That's awesome on so many levels.

AnticorRifling
06-15-2010, 10:09 AM
They should probably ask him where he'd aim to hit a monkey in a tree, that will clear things up pretty quick.

Anebriated
06-15-2010, 10:16 AM
how did he get the sword through out of the states? ship it to himself?

Kitsun
06-15-2010, 10:20 AM
Can't carry it on but you can probably just check it.

waywardgs
06-15-2010, 10:34 AM
how did he get the sword through out of the states? ship it to himself?

Maybe he had a ninja or pirate permit.

AnticorRifling
06-15-2010, 10:36 AM
Sir do you have a carry on?

Argg just me booty.

Anebriated
06-15-2010, 10:40 AM
http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii235/cobrian45/ninjastills3.jpg

ElvenFury
06-15-2010, 10:58 AM
Swords are srs bsns.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hfLZozBVpM

Back
06-15-2010, 11:02 AM
This man is my hero.

AnticorRifling
06-15-2010, 11:06 AM
This man is my hero.

I thought Liberace was your hero:

http://rantatonne.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/liberace_american.jpg

Back
06-15-2010, 11:11 AM
I thought Liberace was your bff with benefits.

Celephais
06-15-2010, 11:11 AM
Swords are srs bsns.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hfLZozBVpM

I wonder if it was the Hanwei Practical XL that he used...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb3UobSZl34

AnticorRifling
06-15-2010, 11:24 AM
I thought Liberace was your bff with benefits.

Your shit's weak, son. Shit's weak!

http://estrip.org/content/users/theecarey/0507/NsGrandmasBoy20528.jpg

Back
06-15-2010, 11:31 AM
I admit I can’t gay up a thread quite like you do. :D

AnticorRifling
06-15-2010, 11:33 AM
I admit I can’t gay up a thread quite like you do. :D

I have to post a picture to do it. All you have to do is post.

Stanley Burrell
06-15-2010, 11:33 AM
If he runs for C.E.O., he's got my vote.

Back
06-15-2010, 11:36 AM
http://i645.photobucket.com/albums/uu175/Saki-Hanajima-18/Images/fffffuuuuuuu-1.jpg


I don’t have anything. You win.

AnticorRifling
06-15-2010, 11:37 AM
HAHAHA I was thinkin that's it no way he's comin back from that :)

ElvenFury
06-15-2010, 11:54 AM
I wonder if it was the Hanwei Practical XL that he used...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb3UobSZl34
Hahaha. I love that canadian freak. Also, Hanwei reminds me of Hatori Hanzo.