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Rocktar
06-15-2010, 02:02 AM
Now this is the kind of bribery I want for MY vote.

http://www.aolnews.com/world/article/report-japan-bribed-nations-with-prostitutes-cash-to-buy-whaling-votes/19515371




(June 14) -- Japanese officials bribed six small nations with offers of cash and call girls in return for their votes in favor of slaughtering whales, according to a newspaper investigation.

Japan denies the accusations, but The Sunday Times reported that two of its journalists filmed government officials from six countries admitting they were bribed by Japan to vote with the pro-whalers.

News of the sting comes as Japan seeks to overturn a 24-year moratorium on commercial whaling at the meeting of the International Whaling Commission next week in Agadir, Morocco.

"This is what Japan does, they try to advance their agenda of killing whales and killing dolphins by whatever means necessary," C.T. Ryder, president of the Maui-based Earth Foundation and one of the promoters of the Oscar-winning dolphin-slaughter documentary, "The Cove," told AOL News today.

"The problem is, our president is not doing anything. The whales, the dolphins -- they are part of what's happening with the gulf oil spill. President Obama needs to really take a stand."

Two reporters from the Sunday Times pretended to be the lobbyists of a fictional Swiss billionaire and set out to buy votes at the IWC meeting.

Officials from six countries told the undercover reporters they would consider their offer but warned them that they had to offer a better deal than what they were already getting from the Japanese.

The six countries named in the Times investigation are St. Kitts and Nevis, the Marshall Islands, Kiribati, Grenada, Ivory Coast and Guinea.

About 35,000 whales have been killed by Japan, Norway and Iceland since the moratorium was introduced. In Japan's case, the killings have been justified as "scientific research," although whale meat is eaten in dishes such as sashimi.

If all the nations present at next week's IWC meeting vote in favor of overturning the whaling moratorium, whaling nations will be able to kill 1,800 whales a year.

So-called "scientific whaling" will end, but anti-whalers fear the new quotas may open the way for a return to the widespread whaling that almost destroyed some species in the 1980s.

Those against whaling say overturning the moratorium would be the culmination of a long campaign by Japan to win support for whaling by bribing the poorest nations to vote along with them.

Japan is believed to have the backing of at least 38 of the IWC's 88 members, including three landlocked countries. It needs 66 votes, or 75 percent of the vote.

The Sunday Times said that Japanese officials bribed the countries with cash payments distributed at IWC meetings by Japanese officials who also paid their travel and hotel bills.

One official told the Times that call girls were offered when fisheries ministers and civil servants visited Japan for meetings.

The top fisheries official for Guinea said Japan slipped his minister a "minimum" of $1,000 a day spending money in cash during IWC and other fisheries meetings.

He said three Japanese organizations were used to channel the payments to his country: the fisheries agency, the aid agency and the Overseas Fisheries Co-operation Foundation.

Tanzanian officials told the Times reporters that "good girls" were made available at the hotels for ministers and senior fisheries civil servants during all-expenses paid trips to Japan.

Tsa`ah
06-15-2010, 04:17 AM
The Japanese, or anyone for that matter, are not in the habit of providing Walmart employees anything for their support or vote, much less prostitutes they couldn't afford on the most frugal of budgets.

Not even physicists.

Rocktar
06-15-2010, 09:08 AM
Got to love you Tsa'ah, you are dumber than dirt and still don't get it. Go find your village.

Caiylania
06-15-2010, 11:28 AM
The whole situation upsets me. I don't judge other cultures on what they eat (Hell, I have Italian and Belgian friends that eat horse) but it should be based on population not culture.

Saying there are plenty of whales/dolphins/etc... compared to our population it is a drop in the pan and yet the Earth's ocean is far larger than terra firma. It should be filled with these animals. They shouldn't be kept on the cusp of endangered.

Humans need to stop missing things after they are gone and work to keep them here. You can't have whale meat if the whales are gone. Tiger skins if tigers are gone. Tusks & horns if Elephants and rhinos are gone.

Back off for awhile and let them boom then hit the table again if it is that damn important to your *culture*.

Stanley Burrell
06-15-2010, 11:31 AM
Not a bad idea. Seems safer to me than driving a few cities down to Bridgeport and seeing if maybe-a-girl either bites off my weewee or transmits eight ... or twelve STIs just from the beginning process of slipping (hopefully her) some cash.

I'm against grimy prostitution but I wholly endorse high class hookers (or concubines in this case.)

Is Japan really getting bashed this hard for killing cetaceans? Yes they are about as close to being sentient anthozoans as a human being ... But I mean, c'mon (2x.)

Celephais
06-15-2010, 11:47 AM
The whole situation upsets me. I don't judge other cultures on what they eat (Hell, I have Italian and Belgian friends that eat horse) but it should be based on population not culture.

Saying there are plenty of whales/dolphins/etc... compared to our population it is a drop in the pan and yet the Earth's ocean is far larger than terra firma. It should be filled with these animals. They shouldn't be kept on the cusp of endangered.

Humans need to stop missing things after they are gone and work to keep them here. You can't have whale meat if the whales are gone. Tiger skins if tigers are gone. Tusks & horns if Elephants and rhinos are gone.

Back off for awhile and let them boom then hit the table again if it is that damn important to your *culture*.

The problem is that humans don't generally have to deal with their actions. Other people have to. If I have a slice of cheese in my fridge, I know I could plant that cheese and grow more cheese and maybe in a week or so both me and my roommates could have grilled cheese sandwiches, or I could just eat it myself, sucks for my roommate, but he should have thought of it bef... brb.

AnticorRifling
06-15-2010, 12:54 PM
I weep for any nation that depends on Celephais as a farmer.

CrystalTears
06-15-2010, 12:55 PM
:lol: Goddamnit Anticor!

Celephais
06-15-2010, 01:11 PM
I weep for any nation that depends on Celephais as a farmer.

Sorry... "Roommates and I". Is that better?

AnticorRifling
06-15-2010, 01:22 PM
Yes it was the improper use of me v I that made me weep. It had nothing to do with me thinking about you outside watering the ground in your cheese grove hoping that the mice don't attack your gouda bushes this year.

kookiegod
06-15-2010, 01:27 PM
Yes it was the improper use of me v I that made me weep. It had nothing to do with me thinking about you outside watering the ground in your cheese grove hoping that the mice don't attack your gouda bushes this year.

rofl

RichardCranium
06-15-2010, 01:28 PM
It had nothing to do with me thinking about you outside watering the ground in your cheese grove hoping that the mice don't attack your gouda bushes this year.

Now you're just being perverted.

AnticorRifling
06-15-2010, 01:32 PM
Now?

Cephalopod
06-15-2010, 01:34 PM
It had nothing to do with me thinking about you outside watering the ground in your cheese grove hoping that the mice don't attack your gouda bushes this year.

Yeah, since we all know cheese grows on trees, not bushes. (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Cheese_trees)

Celephais
06-15-2010, 01:34 PM
Yes it was the improper use of me v I that made me weep. It had nothing to do with me thinking about you outside watering the ground in your cheese grove hoping that the mice don't attack your gouda bushes this year.

Every goddamn year! Slave away and they eat the whole plants before I can pick even one individually wrapped slice. I'm prepared though, I found what I assume is a drake shovel handle (it's pretty charred), and I'm going to lay waste to them, I'm sick of being stuck at level 0... and I have no fucking clue where the town runner is.

ElvenFury
06-15-2010, 02:00 PM
I found what I assume is a drake shovel handle (it's pretty charred), and I'm going to lay waste to them
Take pictures for IW.

Celephais
06-15-2010, 02:05 PM
Take pictures for IW.

I'm going to try singing to it later, I'll let you know what it tells me.