Relationship Advice?

[phantasm]

My woman has put the smack down on me, and telling me its time to move on, computer and GS got to go. What do?

[Drew]

She said you have to get rid of your computer or get rid of her?

[g++]

Find a woman more able to deal with your crippling addiction to a text based MUD from the 80's. Woman are crazy right? ::highfive::

[Jayvn]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwRrKaq0IyY


change Fish..to gemstone and computer..

[Jayvn]

Well I love her
But I love to play
I spend all day out in this game
And hell is all I catch
Today she met me at the door
Said I would have to choose
If I hit that hunting ground today
She'd be packin' all her things
And she'd be gone by noon

Well I'm gonna miss her
When I log off
But right now I'm on this world
And I'm scripting in the dark
I'm sure it'll hit me
When I walk away from the comp tonight
That I'm gonna miss her
Oh, lookie there, I've gotta Fry

Now there's a chance that if I hurry
I could beg her to stay
But that Gift's right
And the handaxe perfect
No tellin' what I might Sloot today

Well I'm gonna miss her
When I log off
But right now I'm on this world
And I'm scripting in the dark
I'm sure it'll hit me
When I walk away from the comp tonight
That I'm gonna miss her
Oh, lookie there, I've gotta Fry

That I'm gonna miss her
Oh, lookie there, I've gotta fry

Yeah, I'm gonna miss her
Oh, lookie there, I've gotta fry

[Drew]

cmon 2x

[Jayvn]

so apparently i'm not Dr Suess... well FUCK YOU RHYMES...

[AnticorRifling]

Did you show her how awesome your wizard was?

[4a6c1]

My woman has put the smack down on me, and telling me its time to move on, computer and GS got to go. What do?

LOL.

Cool thread. Whats it about.

[WRoss]

I have one piece of advice for your relationship, don't ask for advice here.

[4a6c1]

Internets= Srs. Bsns.


Also

KICK THAT BITCH OUT (and find a whore who will play with your balls while you level)

[CrystalTears]

My woman has put the smack down on me, and telling me its time to move on, computer and GS got to go. What do?
You're going to ask other gamers what you should do about a woman who won't accept you gaming?

I think the odds are pretty fucking good that the PC is going to advise you to dump the girl and purchase a love doll because they don't care how long you game, they don't talk back, and always ready for you when you turn the computer off.

[AnticorRifling]

Internets= Srs. Bsns.


Also

KICK THAT BITCH OUT (and find a whore who will play with your balls while you level)

I would like to reserve a seat at your next women's conference so that my wife might attend. Thank you.

[AnticorRifling]

You're going to ask other gamers what you should do about a woman who won't accept you gaming?

I think the odds are pretty fucking good that the PC is going to advise you to dump the girl and purchase a love doll because they don't care how long you game, they don't talk back, and always ready for you when you turn the computer off. That's dumb, love dolls do a horrible job cleaning and making sanwiches. This is why you should be seen and not heard CT. :)

[RichardCranium]

KICK THAT BITCH OUT (and find a whore who will play with your balls while you level)

...while wearing a vader helmet.

[Tisket]

My woman has put the smack down on me, and telling me its time to move on, computer and GS got to go. What do?

She's right. Imagine...you could be spending your time curing cancer and solving world hunger instead. But nooooooo.

Where is your fucking humanity I ask.

[AnticorRifling]

Actually I'd probably have a sit down and figure out a moderate solution as opposed to the all or nothing bullshit that never works.

[RichardCranium]

On topic:

No matter what your wife has convinced you of, it is possible to enjoy your GS hobby and still have a happy marriage.

It doesn't have to be all or nothing, of course it would be better for her if you did this, but I guarantee if you go through your life making sacrifices like this for her YOU will not be happy.

So, don't start now if you hope to ever have a happy marriage.

You two need to learn how to compromise.

Maybe sell all but your 1 favorite character, and just play more casually.

Just my 2 cents.

[AnticorRifling]

I would listen to this guy from that other thread:

edit: FUCK YOU RC for beating me too it, I'm leaving it.


No matter what your wife has convinced you of, it is possible to enjoy your GS hobby and still have a happy marriage.

It doesn't have to be all or nothing, of course it would be better for her if you did this, but I guarantee if you go through your life making sacrifices like this for her YOU will not be happy.

So, don't start now if you hope to ever have a happy marriage.

You two need to learn how to compromise.

Maybe sell all but your 1 favorite character, and just play more casually.

Just my 2 cents.

[Celephais]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwRrKaq0IyY
The skirt in that video is wicked hot.

I especially like the Jerry Springfield thing, where it says "My husband left me for fish". This is ripe for a "at least the smell won't be any different" joke.


I have one piece of advice for your relationship, don't ask for advice here.

Would you start thinking of the common good, this thread is WELL worth being disastrous towards his relationship.

On a real note though, it depends on how much of your life is truly being consumed. If it's that harmful maybe you should take a break. If it's not (or you're backlashian delusional and you've "got it under control" (que flipout)), and she is honestly making you choose between a reasonable release and her, knowing she's going to deprive you of some happiness, then she's being a cunt. You have to expect to have your own life in a relationship, and your girlfriend needs to respect that, if you kowtow to this, who knows how far she'll take it.

[Drew]

On topic:

No matter what your wife has convinced you of, it is possible to enjoy your GS hobby and still have a happy marriage.

It doesn't have to be all or nothing, of course it would be better for her if you did this, but I guarantee if you go through your life making sacrifices like this for her YOU will not be happy.

So, don't start now if you hope to ever have a happy marriage.

You two need to learn how to compromise.

Maybe sell all but your 1 favorite character, and just play more casually.

Just my 2 cents.



Your wife told me you have to give up LSU entirely or she's leaving.

[RichardCranium]

I'll miss her.

[Methais]

My woman has put the smack down on me, and telling me its time to move on, computer and GS got to go. What do?

Need some info first:

- Roughly how many hours do you play per week, on average?

- Roughly how many hours do you spend with your woman, on average, not including fucking and sleeping?

- Does she give good BJs and have nice vagina? (post pics if so, just to be sure)

- Does she hang out with her most-likely-cunt friends a lot in your presence, making you miserable, which may or may not drive you to playing GS even more, or do something equally annoying on a regular basis?

- Other than her bitching about you being on the computer too much, is she usually pretty cool? Or is this just another drop in her cunt bucket?

[Celephais]

If she has a cunt bucket, that's enough info for me... meteor swarm her ass.

[Drew]

meteor swarm her ass.

This is when you stand over her while she's sleeping and shat. I looked it up on urban dictionary.

[RichardCranium]

This is when you stand over her while she's sleeping and shat. I looked it up on urban dictionary.

Atomic bomb.

[ElvenFury]

If you're not enough of an adult to weigh the factors in your life and gauge for yourself if your playing is out of control, or if she's worth quitting for, then maybe you should just do what she says and let her make all your decisions for you from now on.

[Celephais]

This is when you stand over her while she's sleeping and shat. I looked it up on urban dictionary.

>Prep 525
You gesture to the 5 layer burrito combo while placing your order at taco bell, passing over the mild sauce for the extra hot sauce, you quickly consume your order.
>Cast
You throw your hands skyward as your stomach begins to rumble and your vision darkens.

[Drew]

>Prep 525
You gesture to the 5 layer burrito combo while placing your order at taco bell, passing over the mild sauce for the extra hot sauce, you quickly consume your order.
>Cast
You throw your hands skyward as your stomach begins to rumble and your vision darkens.

Be careful that this doesn't accidentally become you casting Firestorm.

[Methais]

This is when you stand over her while she's sleeping and shat. I looked it up on urban dictionary.

I looked up meteor swarm and found nothing.

So I looked up meteor storm and found this:

Queefpocalypse 11 up, 2 down

Complete and total devastation caused by an almighty queef. A Queefpocalypse occurs when one's bush is in a rage and catches on fire and that person has a massive queef which shoots the raging bush as a massive fireball towards space. Once it is about to break through the atmosphere, it is pulled back down like a meteor due to earth's gravity. Because of the density of a bush on fire, it accelerates faster than anything else in existence and crashes into the earth, exploding into a toxic gas. It kills noone immediately - unless it lands directly on someone - but the toxic gas envelops the world and causes everyone to queef. The queef provoking quality of the gas is so strong that guys will queef and their penises will shoot off, creating a vagina from which they will now constantly expel queefs. The superpowered queefs now begin to cause the violent ejaculation of all internal organs through the vagina. Every living organism on the planet will eventually die. Not even cockroaches can survive a queefpocalyspe. Many scientists believe that a minor queefpocalypse caused the extinction of the dinosaurs. Scientists theorize that the dinosaurs were very succeptable to raging bushes and therefore were ticking timebombs to envoke a queefpocalypse. They also speculate on a weakened resistance against queefs due to their RBS (raging bush syndrome). This is why only the dinosaurs were killed in this queefpocalypse.
"MARK, HOLD IN YOUR FUCKING QUEEFS UNTIL YOU GET TO THE SAFE RELEASE CHAMBER!!"

"Oops I queefed"

"Sorry guys, I let one silp. Lucky my bush wasn't raging."

"The extinction of the dinosaurs was caused by a minor queefpocalypse."

[CrystalTears]

That's dumb, love dolls do a horrible job cleaning and making sanwiches. This is why you should be seen and not heard CT. :)
See?! :tongue:

[Clove]

That's dumb, love dolls do a horrible job cleaning and making sanwiches. This is why you should be seen and not heard CT. :)But they spell better than you...

[AnticorRifling]

But they spell better than you...

Fuck shit decurse. I'll admit you this round....(fucker).

[Gan]

>Prep 525
You gesture to the 5 layer burrito combo while placing your order at taco bell, passing over the mild sauce for the extra hot sauce, you quickly consume your order.
>Cast
You throw your hands skyward as your stomach begins to rumble and your vision darkens.

Its FIRE sauce you NOOB!