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Drew2
04-01-2004, 09:12 PM
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Lord Bobmuhthol just arrived.
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You stand back up.
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The hawk swoops off.
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[Roll result: -113]
Bobmuhthol attempts to headbutt you, but he trips and goes spiralling head first into the ground!
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Bobmuhthol is already on the ground.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
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You say, "You lose."
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Ryuusei snickers.
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[Roll result: -15]
Chadj tries to stomp the foot of Bobmuhthol but misses!
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Summerskye's melody floats tranquilly, each note cascading like soft rain upon your senses.

Chadj frowns.
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Bobmuhthol stands up.
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With a fluid whirl, you plant a deep blue orase runestaff firmly into the ground near Bobmuhthol and jerk the weapon sharply sideways.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
Half-hearted attempt does little to unbalance Bobmuhthol.
... 1 point of damage!
Glancing blow to Bobmuhthol's right leg!
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Ryuusei stares off into space.
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[Roll result: -142]
Bobmuhthol attempts to headbutt you, but he trips and goes spiralling head first into the ground!
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Chadj deftly moves in for a cheapshot on Bobmuhthol, but his blow is harmlessly deflected by his deep crimson breastplate.
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You shake your head at Bobmuhthol and cluck your tongue.
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Chadj lets out a yelp!
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[Town Square, Small Park]
A small, shaded park fills an old vacant lot behind a row of buildings, the bright lamplight from the square filtering through the passage to the north to illuminate the area with a soft glow. A weatherworn grey marble statue of a stocky human in pioneer's clothing overlooks the park, his stone hat encrusted by the gifts of decades of passing birds and his right hand half-upraised as if it once held some now-missing object. You also see a gypsy fortuneteller, the Summerskye disk, some acantha leaf, a badly damaged monir coffer, a spring raccoon, an engraved tanik box and a basket of rotting fruit.
Also here: Leakey, Warlorious, Mickie, Anathemus, Lord Bobmuhthol who is lying down, Ryuusei, Lord Chadj, Petyr, Phungoman who is sitting, Summerskye, Dorne, Lord Direwolve who is sitting, Raulan, Bizongle, Unrelenting who is sitting, Ryilar who is sitting, Krizualt who is sitting, Murus who is lying down, Ralcainen who is sitting, Reitu, Theraveone who is sitting, Snifflenose, Lord Seidel, Kauru, Gehngis who is sitting, Great Lord Eldrec, Cyentre who is lying down
Obvious paths: north, south, west
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The faint scent of frankincense wafts gently through the air, as Summerskye rubs a pendant.
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[Roll result: -45]
Ryuusei tries to stomp the foot of Bobmuhthol but misses!
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You say, "Let's have fun with the warrior."
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You utter a light chant and raise your hands, beckoning the lesser spirits to aid you with the Web spell...
Your spell is ready.
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You gesture at Bobmuhthol.
Strands of webbing shoot forth towards Bobmuhthol.
CS: +224 - TD: +78 + CvA: -18 + d100: +32 - +5 == +155
Warding failed!
Bobmuhthol is firmly webbed in place.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
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Chadj asks, "Could a wizard cast me a lil' strength? I suck at life and need spells because I’m a bitch."
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[Roll result: -5]
Ryuusei tries to stomp the foot of Bobmuhthol but misses!.
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You open a large sack.
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As Summerskye's melody drifts onward, placid notes, like drops of water, fall into an ocean of beautiful song, eliciting a sigh of contentment from her listeners.

Ryuusei stares off into space.

You remove a pale thanot wand from in your large sack.

You feel more refreshed.

[Roll result: 16]
Chadj raises his heel high, bringing it down solidly on Bobmuhthol's foot!
Bobmuhthol wiggles his toes slightly, making sure they're all there.

Phungoman grins at Summerskye.
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Ryuusei begins pouting.
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You wave your thanot wand at Bobmuhthol.
1d100: 17 + Modifiers: 121 == 138

CS: +201 - TD: +85 + CvA: -18 + d100: +86 == +184
Warding failed!
His left leg explodes!
He is stunned!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

The webs dissolve from around Bobmuhthol.
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Chadj's jaw drops.
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You put a pale thanot wand in your large sack.
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You close a large sack.

Summerskye meditates over Bobmuhthol.
Summerskye screams and falls to the ground grasping her mangled left leg!
Summerskye takes Bobmuhthol's left leg damage.
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Summerskye meditates over Bobmuhthol.
Summerskye takes all of Bobmuhthol's blood loss.
>get leg
Ohh, gross! You don't want to do that!
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Chadj frowns.

You glance at Summerskye.
Summerskye murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
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Massiveman just arrived.

Summerskye concentrates.
Summerskye looks a little better.
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You utter a light chant and raise your hands, beckoning the lesser spirits to aid you with the Unbalance spell...
Your spell is ready.
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You gesture at Summerskye.
CS: +224 - TD: +78 + CvA: +17 + d100: +14 == +177
Warding failed!
... 45 points of damage!
Spun counterclockwise, Summerskye falls in a heap.
She is stunned!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
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Ryuusei removes a bolt-incised zorchar bodkin from in her midnight black bodice.

You say, "I hate that."
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Bobmuhthol nods to you.
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Bobmuhthol says, "Good."
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Phungoman glares at you.

Lord Chadj just went north.

You say, "He didn't ask for healing."
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Bobmuhthol glances at Summerskye.
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Phungoman says, "HEY."
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Lord Chadj just arrived.
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Lord Chadj just went west.
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Phungoman says, "Ooh."
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You notice Ryuusei slip into a hiding place.
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Bobmuhthol says, "I didn't."
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Phungoman nods to you.
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Bobmuhthol stands up.
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A severed giantman leg twitches slightly on the ground.
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You hear someone giggling.
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Anathemus says, "Fight."
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Phungoman says, "Ok."

Phungoman chuckles.
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[Roll result: -45]
Ryuusei springs out of hiding and aims a blow at Bobmuhthol's head, but misses!
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You mutter something inaudible.
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Bobmuhthol whispers, "That pwned."
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Terilaen gestures at Summerskye.
The glazed look leaves Summerskye.
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Bobmuhthol removes a claidhmore from in his leather weapons harness.
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Summerskye says, "Sorry, i was trying to help, i thought you were sleeping."
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Ryuusei put a bolt-incised zorchar bodkin in her midnight black bodice.
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Gore oozes out the end of a severed giantman leg.
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Ryuusei quietly says, "No no no."
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Ryuusei quietly says, "I'll die."

You say, "I just waved a wand at him."
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Ryuusei wails!
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You say, "You're retarded."

You utter a light chant and raise your hands, beckoning the lesser spirits to aid you with the Unbalance spell...
Your spell is ready.
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You gesture at Summerskye.
CS: +224 - TD: +78 + CvA: +17 + d100: +55 == +218
Warding failed!
... 45 points of damage!
Summerskye drops to the ground like a sack of potatoes.
She is stunned!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
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Bobmuhthol cackles!
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You say, "One to grow on."

The severed giantman leg finally stops twitching and decays away.
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You gesture while calling upon the lesser spirits to aid you with the Stun Relief spell...
Your spell is ready.
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You gesture at Summerskye.
The glazed look leaves Summerskye.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

[Edited on 4-2-2004 by Tayre]

Mint
04-01-2004, 09:18 PM
I got the impression she was apologizing to Bob for healing without permission....not you Tayre.

DeV
04-01-2004, 09:25 PM
oh my.. lol that was funny as fucking hell. I HATE VULTURES TOO. Healing ones, attacking ones, casting ones. People fuck up roleplay with that shit.

DeV
04-01-2004, 09:26 PM
Then again she did say sorry although points off for assuming in the first place. I hope you let her live.

Bobmuhthol
04-01-2004, 09:39 PM
You left out the best part.

>cman head ryuu
[Roll result: 166 Penalties: -10]
You charge towards Ryuusei and attempt to headbutt her!
You slam your head into Ryuusei!
... 20 points of damage!
Skull cracks in several places.
She is stunned!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
>cackle
You cackle!
>You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Ryuusei echo in your mind:
"Her fault she's a dumbass"

Weedmage Princess
04-01-2004, 10:01 PM
Actually I thought the best part was this:


Chadj asks, "Could a wizard cast me a lil' strength? I suck at life and need spells because I’m a bitch." >

Wezas
04-01-2004, 10:55 PM
Phungo is classic.

Let me step in... or... oh yeah... she deserved that.

Chadj
04-01-2004, 11:18 PM
Originally posted by Weedmage Princess
Actually I thought the best part was this:


Chadj asks, "Could a wizard cast me a lil' strength? I suck at life and need spells because I’m a bitch." >


I say that often in the park

TheEschaton
04-02-2004, 12:29 AM
I find that people with the word "Summer" in their name should be killed immediately, on sight, cause they're gonna piss you off in some way, some how.

The same goes for "assassin", "dark" and countless others.

-TheE-

Hulkein
04-02-2004, 12:31 AM
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[Edited on 4-2-2004 by Hulkein]

TheEschaton
04-02-2004, 12:32 AM
If you were serious, I might of had to shoot you, Hulkein.


-TheE-

Nakiro
04-02-2004, 02:47 AM
DrkSumrBunyAssassin already taken?

Mint
04-02-2004, 03:19 AM
Originally posted by TheEschaton
If you were serious, I might of had to shoot you, Hulkein.

Death threat alert!!! Call out the Mod hit squad.

Galleazzo
04-02-2004, 10:41 AM
Originally posted by Nakiro
DrkSumrBunyAssassin already taken? Oh, man, I'm rolling here!

:lol:

Shari
04-02-2004, 03:31 PM
Summerskye drops to the ground like a sack of potatoes.

That had me cracking up.

DeV
04-02-2004, 03:34 PM
Originally posted by Chadj

Originally posted by Weedmage Princess
Actually I thought the best part was this:


Chadj asks, "Could a wizard cast me a lil' strength? I suck at life and need spells because I’m a bitch." >


I say that often in the park
First rule of being a bith.
NEVER admit to being a bitch.

j/k Chad. :saint: