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Bobmuhthol
06-05-2010, 08:07 PM
OK SO WHY DO ALL MEN JUS WUNT SEX??

OR THEY CANT HANDLE A GIRL WITH A BABY.

ORRRR THEY LIK SKINNY CHICKSS....

JUS SUM THOUGHTS.!

Drew
06-05-2010, 08:09 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v24/backwardhatclub/fuel.png

Jayvn
06-05-2010, 11:59 PM
what the mother fuck..

did I miss a meme?

RichardCranium
06-06-2010, 12:36 AM
I dOn't know but that pic wins the Internet.

Stanley Burrell
06-06-2010, 01:18 AM
OK SO WHY DO ALL MEN JUS WUNT SEX??

Your argument is invalid:

I want candy, bubble gum, and taffy,
Skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart Sandy.
Got my pennies saved so I'm her sugar daddy,
I'm her Hume Cronyn and she's my Jessica Tandy, I want candy!

Put it in a pile, split it with my bitty 50/50 down the line.
kinda like close encounters of the cavity kind,
I'm talking liquorice kisses, talking chocodile smiles.

I want candy, I got a sugar tooth,
Put on your shin guards, Sandy, 'cause i wanna knock boots,
Lick my peppermint stick til' the lollipop droops,
gumdrop that don't stop til' its licked knot loose.

(Ladies):
Candy... candy...

I need candy bubble gum, and taffy,
Get in my way punk, you're gonna get ya ass beat, nasty.
Do it till your dad sees, embarrass your whole family,
Just 'cause you came between a kid and his candy.
I need candy, any kind'll do,
Don't care if it's nutritious or "FDA approved."
It's gonna make me spaz like bobcats on booze,
A hyperactive juice that only I can produce.

And fuel a giant drill, bore straight into Hell,
Releasing ancient demons from their sleep forever spell,
So they can walk upon the earth, and get resituated,
And hawk the diet pills that MC Pee Pants has created.

I need candy, want some candy, eat candy til' I'm dead,
I'll kill you for some candy, give me candy, candy head!
Where you keepin' all the candy?!
Who made you candy king?!
If you don't give me some candy, I will make the ladies sing!

(Ladies):
Candy, in the morning, candy on the way to school,
Candy, at school, at lunch in the afternoon,
Candy, in school, on your way home from school,
Candy, at diner, at dinner, in bed!

Mess up the mix, mix up the mess,
Come on down yo, here's the address:
At 6-1-2 Wharf Avenue...

Right next to, Gentlemen's Club.


OR THEY CANT HANDLE A GIRL WITH A BABY.

Personally, I like the taboo of banging a woman and trying not to wake up the kids.


ORRRR THEY LIK SKINNY CHICKSS....

Bullshit: I like skinny girls with fat tits and fat asses.


JUS SUM THOUGHTS.!

http://www.forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=1114879&postcount=2

Mighty Nikkisaurus
06-06-2010, 01:38 AM
Because guys are the devil's spawn.

I tried to make a parody that guys are as dumb but it just doesn't work.

*goes to feminist hell*

RichardCranium
06-06-2010, 01:40 AM
That song is deserving of a C'mon (2x).

Skeeter
06-06-2010, 01:47 AM
I remember my first beer too. It was good!

4a6c1
06-06-2010, 02:06 AM
http://pachline.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/power_fist_11.gif

Celephais
06-07-2010, 08:12 PM
Dust me off another one of dem bunnies. I'm gonna eat it.