Clips of things you've enjoyed so far

[IorakeWarhammer]

I'll start

You search the shelfae chieftain.
It had a morning star, a leather helm, a wooden shield.
It had 333 silvers on it.
You gather the remaining 333 coins.
It had an uncut diamond on it!
Interesting, it carried a drake greataxe on it.
It also left an ayanad crystal behind.
It had nothing else of value.
A chieftain crumbles into dust.

[Drew]

So that's about 45 threads now?

[caelric]

You found a diamond, and that floated your boat enough that you felt the need to post it?

Wow, you are easily pleased.

[radamanthys]

Every time IW makes a thread, a retard gets his helmet.

[Ardwen]

so IW has alot of helmets then?

[radamanthys]

so IW has alot of helmets then?

One would hope so. If he got any stupider, we'd have to water him.

[caelric]

If he got any stupider

Is that even possible?

[Drunken Durfin]

You see Ifor.
He appears to be a Dwarf.
He is shorter than average and appears to be very young. He has ale-brown eyes and copper skin. He has a bald head. He has a thick mustache and beard.
He is in good shape.
He is wearing an asshat...

[IorakeWarhammer]

[Roll result: 159 (open d100: 92) Penalties: 20]
You manage to kick a large clump of dust at a lesser red orc!
Score! Direct hit to a lesser red orc's face!
Roundtime: 3 sec.
>kill orc
You swing a beech-handled zorchar morning star at a lesser red orc!
AS: +167 vs DS: +42 with AvD: +34 + d100 roll: +71 = +230
... and hit for 61 points of damage!
Knocked back several feet by blow to abdomen.
The red orc is stunned!

** Your zorchar morning star emits a searing bolt of lightning! **

... 60 points of damage!
Electric shock causes a strong enough convulsion to snap the red orc's neck.

[You have 6 kills remaining.]
A lesser red orc collapses in a red mess and dies.
Roundtime: 5 sec.

[IorakeWarhammer]

literally 10 seconds later

[Roll result: 140 (open d100: 63) Penalties: 10]
You manage to kick a large clump of dust at a lesser red orc!
Score! Direct hit to a lesser red orc's face!
Roundtime: 3 sec.
>kill orc
You swing a beech-handled zorchar morning star at a lesser red orc!
AS: +167 vs DS: +22 with AvD: +34 + d100 roll: +32 = +211
... and hit for 51 points of damage!
Left leg mangled horribly.
The red orc is knocked to the ground!

** Your zorchar morning star emits a searing bolt of lightning! **

... 50 points of damage!
Electrical charge toasts foe! You get a sharp whiff of burning hair.

[You have 4 kills remaining.]
A lesser red orc collapses in a red mess and dies.
Roundtime: 5 sec.

30 sec later

You swing a beech-handled zorchar morning star at a lesser red orc!
AS: +167 vs DS: +52 with AvD: +34 + d100 roll: +85 = +234
... and hit for 62 points of damage!
Solid strike caves the red orc's skull in, resulting in instant death!

[You have 2 kills remaining.]
A lesser red orc collapses in a red mess and dies.
Roundtime: 5 sec.

[Asha]

SHUT THE FUCK UP

[Ryvicke]

Dude. We have all found diamonds and had our weapons flare. Once I even found TWO diamonds.

I did not post about it.

[upperguy]

actually when frenzy first started I killed a kiramon defender and got 2 diamonds and an emerald

[CrystalTears]

Dude. We have all found diamonds and had our weapons flare. Once I even found TWO diamonds.

I did not post about it.
And we thank you for that, since IW doesn't seem to get it. :)

[IorakeWarhammer]

SORRY FOR HAVING FUN!!!!

[caelric]

SORRY FOR BEING AN COMPLETE AND UTTER RETARD

Fixed that for you.

[Ryvicke]

actually when frenzy first started I killed a kiramon defender and got 2 diamonds and an emerald

Quick, fool a girl from another country to stand next to you long enough to get a picture, make it your avatar, tell everyone you teach Farsi and want to translate gemstone into Sanskrit and then post about that 3 gem Kiramon shit NAO--cause it's thread worthy.

[Celephais]

... Why is this in the shattered folder, nothing you've posted Iorake has to do with Shattered. You're aware that you can hunt and get diamonds in prime, right?

Durfin, who for some unknown reason happily jumped onto the retard train when it pulled up at the station, at least posted something exclusive* to shattered.

*Asshats exist in prime, they're just a bit more subtle.

[upperguy]

Quick, fool a girl from another country to stand next to you long enough to get a picture, make it your avatar, tell everyone you teach Farsi and want to translate gemstone into Sanskrit and then post about that 3 gem Kiramon shit NAO--cause it's thread worthy.

how bout a story about a red-head yoga teacher who asked me out the other day?:bananahit:

[Auratik]

I find it ironic that the majority of people responding to this thread do so to call someone a retard because a smarter person would not reply to the thread or check it again and again.

But having read the original post I do think it is humorously WTF'able.

[Celephais]

I find it ironic that the majority of people responding to this thread do so to call someone a retard because a smarter person would not reply to the thread or check it again and again.

But having read the original post I do think it is humorously WTF'able.

On topic I'm actually enjoying making fun of him, so my previous post is actually a clip of something I've enjoyed. It's all very meta.

[Methais]

literally 10 seconds later

[Roll result: 140 (open d100: 63) Penalties: 10]
You manage to kick a large clump of dust at a lesser red orc!
Score! Direct hit to a lesser red orc's face!
Roundtime: 3 sec.
>kill orc
You swing a beech-handled zorchar morning star at a lesser red orc!
AS: +167 vs DS: +22 with AvD: +34 + d100 roll: +32 = +211
... and hit for 51 points of damage!
Left leg mangled horribly.
The red orc is knocked to the ground!

** Your zorchar morning star emits a searing bolt of lightning! **

... 50 points of damage!
Electrical charge toasts foe! You get a sharp whiff of burning hair.

[You have 4 kills remaining.]
A lesser red orc collapses in a red mess and dies.
Roundtime: 5 sec.

30 sec later

You swing a beech-handled zorchar morning star at a lesser red orc!
AS: +167 vs DS: +52 with AvD: +34 + d100 roll: +85 = +234
... and hit for 62 points of damage!
Solid strike caves the red orc's skull in, resulting in instant death!

[You have 2 kills remaining.]
A lesser red orc collapses in a red mess and dies.
Roundtime: 5 sec.

http://i28.tinypic.com/ojmds2.jpg

[Warriorbird]

http://img.moronail.net/img/9/1/891.jpg

[Tisket]

SORRY FOR HAVING FUN!!!!

No, what you're doing is overcompensating for being so socially awkward (which is really just a polite euphemism for being dumb as a rock).

[Methais]

http://www.nataliedee.com/020304/what-are-you-talking-about.jpg

[Warriorbird]

http://theformofmoney.blogharbor.com/_photos/BurningMonk2.jpg

[JohnDoe]

[Town Square, East]
Here in the center of a broad plaza near the commercial area of the bazaar stands the impressive facade of the slate-roofed Moot Hall, where the citizens of Wehnimer's Landing hold various official, religious and social functions. Facing the square are some of the town's more prosperous and bustling shops. You also see a large wooden barrel.
Also here: Warclaidhm
Obvious paths: north, east, south, west
>grin
You grin.
>wave warc
You wave to Warclaidhm.
>look at warc
You see Warclaidhm.
He appears to be a Giantman.
He is very tall and appears to be very young. He has beady steel grey eyes and tanned skin. He has shoulder length, shaggy dark brown hair. He has an unshaven face, a crooked nose and a double chin.
He is in good shape.
He is wearing a large sack, a crystal amulet, a waxed black leather pouch, a bone-clasped forest green backpack, and a silver-edged black leather tunic.

[IorakeWarhammer]

The Slope, Forest Trail]
A flash of motion above reveals a swooping bird, snacking on the bugs hovering in the air. The trees crowd in together, as if to block any vision beyond the next few feet. A trickle of water breaks through the rocks beside the path, but is barely enough to keep the moss wet. You also see a great boar.
Obvious paths: south, northwest
>stance off
You are now in an offensive stance.
>kil
You swing a closed fist at a great boar!
AS: +52 vs DS: +44 with AvD: +25 + d100 roll: +93 = +126
... and hit for 3 points of damage!
Love tap upside the great boar's head!
Roundtime: 3 sec.
R>get star
You remove a beech-handled zorchar morning star from in your black void.
>
Your SIGN OF WARDING is no longer effective.
>kil
You swing a beech-handled zorchar morning star at a great boar!
AS: +171 vs DS: +44 with AvD: +33 + d100 roll: +63 = +223
... and hit for 92 points of damage!
Awesome shot skewers skull! The great boar blinks once and falls quite dead!
The great boar collapses to the ground, emits a final squeal, and dies.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
R>put star in voi
You put a beech-handled zorchar morning star in your black void.
>knee
You kneel down.

LOVE TAP!!

[Drew]

Dude, I know you've been playing Gemstone for at least like 5 years. Seriously?

[audioserf]

Five years? Try more than twice that... seriously. I remember him from the late 90s.

[Kitsun]

Being very easily amused truly does help with the retention factor.

[IorakeWarhammer]

You put a clenched Illoke fist shackled to a zorchar chain in your spinning galaxy.

CMON!!!!!!!

[Kenn]

Honestly, are you like... 12? You always post some random, mundane, pointless thing. Do you like people thinking you're mentally handicapped?

[Warriorbird]

Mildly successful troll is mildly successful.

[Methais]

The Slope, Forest Trail]
A flash of motion above reveals a swooping bird, snacking on the bugs hovering in the air. The trees crowd in together, as if to block any vision beyond the next few feet. A trickle of water breaks through the rocks beside the path, but is barely enough to keep the moss wet. You also see a great boar.
Obvious paths: south, northwest
>stance off
You are now in an offensive stance.
>kil
You swing a closed fist at a great boar!
AS: +52 vs DS: +44 with AvD: +25 + d100 roll: +93 = +126
... and hit for 3 points of damage!
Love tap upside the great boar's head!
Roundtime: 3 sec.
R>get star
You remove a beech-handled zorchar morning star from in your black void.
>
Your SIGN OF WARDING is no longer effective.
>kil
You swing a beech-handled zorchar morning star at a great boar!
AS: +171 vs DS: +44 with AvD: +33 + d100 roll: +63 = +223
... and hit for 92 points of damage!
Awesome shot skewers skull! The great boar blinks once and falls quite dead!
The great boar collapses to the ground, emits a final squeal, and dies.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
R>put star in voi
You put a beech-handled zorchar morning star in your black void.
>knee
You kneel down.

LOVE TAP!!



You put a clenched Illoke fist shackled to a zorchar chain in your spinning galaxy.

CMON!!!!!!!

Will you please shut the fuck up with your gay ass fucking posts? Instead of looking like the troll you're hoping to, you really just look like a huge fucking fairy taking on 6 cocks at once.

[Tisket]

Will you please shut the fuck up with your gay ass fucking posts? Instead of looking like the troll you're hoping to, you really just look like a huge fucking fairy taking on 6 cocks at once.

I'm certain that you are seriously underestimating his anal capacity.

[Divinity]

http://i28.tinypic.com/ojmds2.jpg

This looks like Stanley to me...

The only enjoyable thing in this thread was the new avatar that Drayal chose.

[Asha]

This looks like Stanley to me...

The only enjoyable thing in this thread was the new avatar that Drayal chose.
lol cheers :)

[cronuss]

The last few days I've sort of felt like I'm playing out a scenario from the movie The Crow.

A few nights ago I was attacked and killed randomly by a full group of people. I highlighted all their names, and have been exacting my revenge on them one by one. Often times they have no idea why I'm targeting them and so I have to remind them.

I've got 3 out of the 4 so far.

[IorakeWarhammer]

You swing a drakar Hammer of Kai at a forest troll!
AS: +308 vs DS: +30 with AvD: +24 + d100 roll: +5 = +307
... and hit for 123 points of damage!
Shot shatters hip and severs right leg!
A forest troll screams and falls to the ground grasping his mangled right leg!
The forest troll screams one last time and dies.
The deep blue glow leaves a forest troll.
The guiding force leaves you.
Roundtime: 6 sec.
***************
>e
[Wehntoph, Highland Hills]
While the ledge here is comfortably wide, the view below reveals a considerable drop. Rusted iron spikes long ago driven into the stony outcropping below allow easier climbing. You also see a thunder troll.
Obvious paths: east, southwest, west, up
>prep 610
You gesture while summoning the spirits of nature to aid you with the Tangleweed spell...
Your spell is ready.
>cas
You gesture.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
(Forcing stance down to guarded)
>
A thorny vine suddenly sprouts from the ground and begins to thrash about violently!
The thorny vine lashes out violently at a thunder troll, dragging it to the ground!
>l tr

You see a fairly typical thunder troll that is lying down.
It appears to be in good shape.
It has a flamberge.
>stance off
You are now in an offensive stance.
>kil
You swing a drakar Hammer of Kai at a thunder troll!
AS: +223 vs DS: +26 with AvD: +33 + d100 roll: +61 = +291
... and hit for 146 points of damage!
Body pulped to a gooey mass.
Watch where you step!
The thunder troll howls in agony one last time and dies.
The deep blue glow leaves a thunder troll.
The light blue glow leaves a thunder troll.
The powerful look leaves a thunder troll.
Roundtime: 6 sec.
R>
Your SIGN OF STRIKING is no longer effective.
R>
Your SIGN OF SMITING is no longer effective.
R>get knif
...wait 1 seconds.
R>get knif
You remove a rigging knife from in your black void.
>swap
You swap a drakar Hammer of Kai to your left hand and a rigging knife to your right hand.
>
The thorny vine lashes out, but is unable to grasp ahold of anything.
>prep 604
You make a simple motion, quietly invoking the Skinning spell...
Your spell is ready.
>cas
You gesture.
You feel more nimble.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
[ Skinning: +0:01:00, 0:01:00 remaining. ]
Your SIGN OF SWORDS is no longer effective.
You feel drained!
>knee
You kneel down.
K>skin tr
You skinned the thunder troll, yielding a troll scalp.
K>swap
You swap a rigging knife to your left hand and a drakar Hammer of Kai to your right hand.
K>put knif in voi
You put a rigging knife in your black void.
K>get sc
You pick up a troll scalp.
K>
The thorny vine lashes out, but is unable to grasp ahold of anything.
K>put sc in voi
You put a troll scalp in your black void.
>stance def
K>
You are now in a defensive stance.
K>
Your SIGN OF WARDING is no longer effective.
K>;go2 col
--- Lich: go2 active.
>stance def
You are now in a defensive stance.
K>
[go2: ETA: 0:00:39 (196 rooms to move through)]
[go2]>stand
You stand back up.
>
[go2]>west
[go2]>north

[Drunken Durfin]

So, I just checked my profile in Shattered.


Name: Rinn
Profession: Master of Assassins
Race: Burghal Gnome Gender: Male
He is average height and appears to be very young.
He has blue eyes and alabaster skin.
He has long, jet black hair with grey at the temples.
He has broad shoulders.
He has taunted gamemasters, and may lose.
Most difficult lock picked: -225
Most difficult trap disarmed: -120

No idea who did that, but it is damn funny.

[BriarFox]

So, I just checked my profile in Shattered.



No idea who did that, but it is damn funny.

Gotta be Auchand. That's part of his description when you look at him.

[Drunken Durfin]

It would seem that Auchand loves Shattered. Around a lot.

[IorakeWarhammer]

A forest troll tries to bite you!
You barely dodge the attack!
>stance off
You are now in an offensive stance.
>kil
You swing a drakar Hammer of Kai at a forest troll!
AS: +233 vs DS: +55 with AvD: +24 + d100 roll: +71 = +273
... and hit for 104 points of damage!
Left leg ripped from socket at the knee!
A forest troll screams and falls to the ground grasping her mangled left leg!
The forest troll is stunned!

** Your drakar Hammer of Kai flares with a burst of flame! **

... 25 points of damage!
Minor burns to right arm. That hurts a bit.
The forest troll howls in agony as the flames dance over her body!
... 5 points of damage!
Minor burns to right leg. That hurts a bit.

Roundtime: 6 sec.
R>
A great brown bear lumbers in!
R>kill bear
You swing a drakar Hammer of Kai at a great brown bear!
By amazing chance, the great brown bear evades the attack!
Roundtime: 6 sec.
R>l
[Upper Trollfang]
Several well used trails come together in this hushed area of the forest. The occasional chirp of a distant bird does little to lift the oppressive blanket of silence that hangs heavy in the air. You also see a great brown bear and a forest troll that appears stunned.
Obvious paths: east, south, northwest
R>stance def
...wait 1 seconds.
R>stance def
You are now in a defensive stance.
>get sta
You remove a dark vultite morning star from in your black void.
>
A great brown bear tries to bite you!
You evade the attack by inches!
>put sta in voi
You put a dark vultite morning star in your black void.
>get stat
You remove a small statue from in your black void.
>rub stat
You rub the small statue in your hand.
A faint silvery glow surrounds your body.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
[ Spirit Guard: +0:20:00, 0:20:00 remaining. (imbed) ]
>put stat in voi
You put a small statue in your black void.
>stance off
You are now in an offensive stance.
>kil
You swing a drakar Hammer of Kai at a great brown bear!
AS: +233 vs DS: +103 with AvD: +22 + d100 roll: +32 = +184
... and hit for 46 points of damage!
Strike pierces forearm!
The great brown bear is stunned!
Roundtime: 6 sec.
R>l
[Upper Trollfang]
Several well used trails come together in this hushed area of the forest. The occasional chirp of a distant bird does little to lift the oppressive blanket of silence that hangs heavy in the air. You also see a great brown bear that appears stunned and a forest troll that appears stunned.
Obvious paths: east, south, northwest
R>
A large ogre ambles in.
R>
A large ogre swings a mace at you!
AS: +165 vs DS: +137 with AvD: +31 + d100 roll: +66 = +125
... and hits for 11 points of damage!
Blow raises a welt on your left arm.
>prep 610
You gesture while summoning the spirits of nature to aid you with the Tangleweed spell...
Your spell is ready.
>cas
You gesture.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
A long thorny vine suddenly sprouts from the ground and begins to thrash about violently!
The long thorny vine lashes out at a large ogre, but is unable to grasp it.
>kill ogre
You swing a drakar Hammer of Kai at a large ogre!
AS: +233 vs DS: +71 with AvD: +24 + d100 roll: +91 = +277
... and hit for 95 points of damage!
Well placed shot pierces knee, that hurt!
The large ogre is knocked to the ground!
The large ogre is stunned!
Roundtime: 6 sec.
R>l
[Upper Trollfang]
Several well used trails come together in this hushed area of the forest. The occasional chirp of a distant bird does little to lift the oppressive blanket of silence that hangs heavy in the air. You also see a long thorny vine, a large ogre that appears stunned, a great brown bear and a forest troll that appears stunned.
Obvious paths: east, south, northwest
R>kill bear
You swing a drakar Hammer of Kai at a great brown bear!
AS: +233 vs DS: +103 with AvD: +22 + d100 roll: +6 = +158
... and hit for 42 points of damage!
Left kneecap smashed into pulp.
The great brown bear is knocked to the ground!
The great brown bear is stunned!
Roundtime: 6 sec.
R>
A forest troll's flesh wounds regenerate quickly.
A forest troll's right arm regenerates and looks fully healed.


The forest troll grunts loudly while looking fearfully at you!

R>l
[Upper Trollfang]
Several well used trails come together in this hushed area of the forest. The occasional chirp of a distant bird does little to lift the oppressive blanket of silence that hangs heavy in the air. You also see a long thorny vine, a large ogre that appears stunned, a great brown bear that appears stunned and a forest troll that is lying down.
Obvious paths: east, south, northwest
R>
The long thorny vine lashes out violently at a forest troll, entangling it!
... 25 points of damage!
Attempt to snare chest shrugged off.
R>kill tro
You swing a drakar Hammer of Kai at a forest troll!
AS: +233 vs DS: +57 with AvD: +24 + d100 roll: +67 = +267
... and hit for 89 points of damage!
Strike to wrist severs right hand!
The forest troll screams one last time and dies.
The deep blue glow leaves a forest troll.
Roundtime: 6 sec.
R>l
[Upper Trollfang]
Several well used trails come together in this hushed area of the forest. The occasional chirp of a distant bird does little to lift the oppressive blanket of silence that hangs heavy in the air. You also see a long thorny vine, a large ogre that appears stunned, a great brown bear that appears stunned and a forest troll that appears dead.
Obvious paths: east, south, northwest
R>
[LNet]-Rontuu: "Man. Getting some wierd lnet lag."
>kill
You swing a drakar Hammer of Kai at a large ogre!
AS: +233 vs DS: +13 with AvD: +24 + d100 roll: +65 = +309
... and hit for 149 points of damage!
Body pulped to a gooey mass.
Watch where you step!
The large ogre screams one last time and dies.
Roundtime: 6 sec.
R>
The long thorny vine lashes out violently at a great brown bear, entangling it!
... 30 points of damage!
Hard shove to the midriff staggers the great brown bear.
R>l
[Upper Trollfang]
Several well used trails come together in this hushed area of the forest. The occasional chirp of a distant bird does little to lift the oppressive blanket of silence that hangs heavy in the air. You also see a long thorny vine, a large ogre that appears dead, a great brown bear that appears stunned and a forest troll that appears dead.
Obvious paths: east, south, northwest
R>kill
A great brown bear struggles to rise but fails in the attempt.
>
You swing a drakar Hammer of Kai at a great brown bear!
AS: +233 vs DS: +72 with AvD: +22 + d100 roll: +72 = +255
... and hit for 84 points of damage!
Strike to wrist severs left hand!
The great brown bear roars loudly as he licks his wounded left paw.
The great brown bear lets out a blood-curdling roar and dies.
Roundtime: 6 sec.
R>
The long thorny vine lashes out, but is unable to grasp ahold of anything.
R>
A large ogre just arrived.
>
The long thorny vine lashes out at a large ogre, but is unable to grasp it.
>kil
You swing a drakar Hammer of Kai at a large ogre!
AS: +233 vs DS: +64 with AvD: +24 + d100 roll: +59 = +252
... and hit for 95 points of damage!
Deft strike to the back cracks vertebrae!
The large ogre is knocked to the ground!
The large ogre is stunned!

** Your drakar Hammer of Kai flares with a burst of flame! **

... 30 points of damage!
Burst of flames to left eye bakes eyelid.
Roundtime: 6 sec.
R>l
A forest troll decays into compost.
R>
[Upper Trollfang]
Several well used trails come together in this hushed area of the forest. The occasional chirp of a distant bird does little to lift the oppressive blanket of silence that hangs heavy in the air. You also see some full leather, a large ogre that appears stunned, a long thorny vine, a large ogre that appears dead and a great brown bear that appears dead.
Obvious paths: east, south, northwest
R>ex
Level: 13 Deeds: 2
Experience: 210141 Death's Sting: None
Exp. until next: 19859 Recent Deaths: 2
Mental TPs: 0 Fame: 222254
Physical TPs: 6 Mana: 29/45 max
(100 Phy converted to Mnt)

Your mind is numbed.
R>sea bea
...wait 1 seconds.
R>sea og
You search the large ogre.
It had some full leather, a mace.
It didn't carry any silver.
Interesting, it carried a polished medallion on it.
It had nothing else of value.
A large ogre decays into compost.
>
The long thorny vine lashes out violently at a large ogre, entangling it!
... 40 points of damage!
Crushing grapple to the head, skull cracks!
>sea bea
You search the great brown bear.
He had nothing of interest.
A great brown bear decays into a compost of fangs, fur and claws.
>kil
You swing a drakar Hammer of Kai at a large ogre!
AS: +233 vs DS: +6 with AvD: +24 + d100 roll: +66 = +317
... and hit for 117 points of damage!
Strike to right arm shatters elbow and severs forearm!
The large ogre screams one last time and dies.
Roundtime: 6 sec.
R>l
[Upper Trollfang]
Several well used trails come together in this hushed area of the forest. The occasional chirp of a distant bird does little to lift the oppressive blanket of silence that hangs heavy in the air. You also see a polished medallion, a mace, some full leather, some full leather, a large ogre that appears dead and a long thorny vine.
Obvious paths: east, south, northwest
R>l
[Upper Trollfang]
Several well used trails come together in this hushed area of the forest. The occasional chirp of a distant bird does little to lift the oppressive blanket of silence that hangs heavy in the air. You also see a polished medallion, a mace, some full leather, some full leather, a large ogre that appears dead and a long thorny vine.
Obvious paths: east, south, northwest
>sea ogr
You search the large ogre.
It had some full leather.
It had 172 silvers on it.
You gather the remaining 172 coins.
It had nothing else of value.
A large ogre decays into compost.
>stance def
The long thorny vine lashes out, but is unable to grasp ahold of anything.
>
You are now in a defensive stance.
>
[LNet]-Gungnir: "no deductable?"
The long thorny vine lashes out, but is unable to grasp ahold of anything.
>
Your SIGN OF SWORDS is no longer effective.
You feel drained!
>
The long thorny vine suddenly stops moving, drops to the ground, and dissolves away.
>l
[Upper Trollfang]
Several well used trails come together in this hushed area of the forest. The occasional chirp of a distant bird does little to lift the oppressive blanket of silence that hangs heavy in the air. You also see some full leather, a polished medallion, a mace, some full leather and some full leather.
Obvious paths: east, south, northwest
>e
[Upper Trollfang]
The steep hills of this area seem to crouch in waiting as the trail runs surprisingly straight in a east to west direction. The condition of the trail shows that someone or something makes frequent use of this thoroughfare. You also see a mace.
Obvious paths: east, west
>stance def
You are now in a defensive stance.
>e
[Upper Trollfang]
Several large pits are clearly visible in this area. They have apparently been caused by the uprooting of several of the oak and maple trees that grow here. One of these pits now serves as the entrance to an exceptionally small cave. You also see a forest troll.
Obvious paths: north, southeast, south, west
>
Your SIGN OF STRIKING is no longer effective.
>sign smiting
>sign striking
Repeating the sign has no effect!
>
You grip your drakar Hammer of Kai with renewed vigor!
>sign swords
>sign defending
>sign warding
You grip your drakar Hammer of Kai with renewed vigor!
>
Repeating the sign has no effect!
>
Repeating the sign has no effect!
>l
[Upper Trollfang]
Several large pits are clearly visible in this area. They have apparently been caused by the uprooting of several of the oak and maple trees that grow here. One of these pits now serves as the entrance to an exceptionally small cave. You also see a forest troll.
Obvious paths: north, southeast, south, west
>l
[Upper Trollfang]
Several large pits are clearly visible in this area. They have apparently been caused by the uprooting of several of the oak and maple trees that grow here. One of these pits now serves as the entrance to an exceptionally small cave. You also see a forest troll.
Obvious paths: north, southeast, south, west
>l
[Upper Trollfang]
Several large pits are clearly visible in this area. They have apparently been caused by the uprooting of several of the oak and maple trees that grow here. One of these pits now serves as the entrance to an exceptionally small cave. You also see a forest troll.
Obvious paths: north, southeast, south, west
>l
[Upper Trollfang]
Several large pits are clearly visible in this area. They have apparently been caused by the uprooting of several of the oak and maple trees that grow here. One of these pits now serves as the entrance to an exceptionally small cave. You also see a forest troll.
Obvious paths: north, southeast, south, west
>
Your SIGN OF WARDING is no longer effective.
>l
[Upper Trollfang]
Several large pits are clearly visible in this area. They have apparently been caused by the uprooting of several of the oak and maple trees that grow here. One of these pits now serves as the entrance to an exceptionally small cave. You also see a forest troll.
Obvious paths: north, southeast, south, west
>
[LNet]-Jagyr: "Rontuu, try taking off your top, that sould fix it."
A forest troll swings a mace at you!
With extreme effort, you beat back the attack with your Hammer of Kai!
>l
[Upper Trollfang]
Several large pits are clearly visible in this area. They have apparently been caused by the uprooting of several of the oak and maple trees that grow here. One of these pits now serves as the entrance to an exceptionally small cave. You also see a forest troll.
Obvious paths: north, southeast, south, west
>stance off
You are now in an offensive stance.
>kil
You swing a drakar Hammer of Kai at a forest troll!
AS: +233 vs DS: +55 with AvD: +24 + d100 roll: +9 = +211
... and hit for 67 points of damage!
Hard hit shatters shield arm.
The forest troll is stunned!
Roundtime: 6 sec.
R>
Your SIGN OF DEFENDING is no longer effective.
R>
A war troll pounds in!
R>l
[Upper Trollfang]
Several large pits are clearly visible in this area. They have apparently been caused by the uprooting of several of the oak and maple trees that grow here. One of these pits now serves as the entrance to an exceptionally small cave. You also see a war troll and a forest troll that appears stunned.
Obvious paths: north, southeast, south, west
>stance def
You are now in a defensive stance.
>
Your SIGN OF SMITING is no longer effective.
>prep 610
You gesture while summoning the spirits of nature to aid you with the Tangleweed spell...
Your spell is ready.
>cas
You gesture.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
(Forcing stance down to guarded)
>l
A thorny vine suddenly sprouts from the ground and begins to thrash about violently!
The thorny vine lashes out violently at a forest troll, dragging it to the ground!
>
[Upper Trollfang]
Several large pits are clearly visible in this area. They have apparently been caused by the uprooting of several of the oak and maple trees that grow here. One of these pits now serves as the entrance to an exceptionally small cave. You also see a thorny vine, a war troll and a forest troll that appears stunned.
Obvious paths: north, southeast, south, west
>
[LNet]-Rontuu: "They're fighting off a ruling of 50 / 50 but my insurance rep took it to the big bosses and they waived off my whole deductable."
>l
[Upper Trollfang]
Several large pits are clearly visible in this area. They have apparently been caused by the uprooting of several of the oak and maple trees that grow here. One of these pits now serves as the entrance to an exceptionally small cave. You also see a thorny vine, a war troll and a forest troll that appears stunned.
Obvious paths: north, southeast, south, west
>prep 607
You gesture while summoning the spirits of nature to aid you with the Sounds spell...
Your spell is ready.
>
A war troll swings a war hammer at you!
AS: +175 vs DS: +205 with AvD: +29 + d100 roll: +17 = +16
A clean miss.
>cas tro
You gesture at a war troll.
A war troll seems to be distracted by something.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>ex
Level: 13 Deeds: 2
Experience: 210161 Death's Sting: None
Exp. until next: 19839 Recent Deaths: 2
Mental TPs: 0 Fame: 222729
Physical TPs: 6 Mana: 17/45 max
(100 Phy converted to Mnt)

Your mind can't take much more of this! You must rest!
>l
[Upper Trollfang]
Several large pits are clearly visible in this area. They have apparently been caused by the uprooting of several of the oak and maple trees that grow here. One of these pits now serves as the entrance to an exceptionally small cave. You also see a thorny vine, a war troll and a forest troll that appears stunned.
Obvious paths: north, southeast, south, west
>stance off
You are now in an offensive stance.
>kil tro
You swing a drakar Hammer of Kai at a war troll!
AS: +223 vs DS: +46 with AvD: +28 + d100 roll: +44 = +249
... and hit for 77 points of damage!
Vicious strike punctures intestines!
Roundtime: 6 sec.
R>l
[Upper Trollfang]
Several large pits are clearly visible in this area. They have apparently been caused by the uprooting of several of the oak and maple trees that grow here. One of these pits now serves as the entrance to an exceptionally small cave. You also see a thorny vine, a war troll and a forest troll that appears stunned.
Obvious paths: north, southeast, south, west
R>
The thorny vine lashes out violently at a forest troll, entangling it!
R>l
[Upper Trollfang]
Several large pits are clearly visible in this area. They have apparently been caused by the uprooting of several of the oak and maple trees that grow here. One of these pits now serves as the entrance to an exceptionally small cave. You also see a thorny vine, a war troll and a forest troll that appears stunned.
Obvious paths: north, southeast, south, west
R>stance def
...wait 1 seconds.
R>
A war troll's flesh wounds regenerate some.
A war troll's abdomen regenerates and looks much better.

A war troll snarls menacingly as she advances!

A war troll swings a war hammer at you!
AS: +165 vs DS: +122 with AvD: +29 + d100 roll: +52 = +124
... and hits for 14 points of damage!
Torn muscle in your right leg!
>stance def
You are now in a defensive stance.
>stance off
You are now in an offensive stance.
>kil war tr
You swing a drakar Hammer of Kai at a war troll!
AS: +223 vs DS: +42 with AvD: +28 + d100 roll: +12 = +221
... and hit for 54 points of damage!
Throat nearly crushed. The war troll makes gurgling noises.

** Your drakar Hammer of Kai flares with a burst of flame! **

... 10 points of damage!
Minor burns to chest. That hurts a bit.
The war troll howls in agony as the flames dance over her body!
... 15 points of damage!
Minor burns to left leg. That hurts a bit.

Roundtime: 6 sec.
R>
A forest troll's flesh wounds regenerate some.
A forest troll's left arm regenerates and looks much better.

A forest troll stands up with a grunt.
R>l
[Upper Trollfang]
Several large pits are clearly visible in this area. They have apparently been caused by the uprooting of several of the oak and maple trees that grow here. One of these pits now serves as the entrance to an exceptionally small cave. You also see a thorny vine, a war troll and a forest troll.
Obvious paths: north, southeast, south, west
R>
The thorny vine lashes out at a forest troll, but is unable to grasp it.
R>l
[Upper Trollfang]
Several large pits are clearly visible in this area. They have apparently been caused by the uprooting of several of the oak and maple trees that grow here. One of these pits now serves as the entrance to an exceptionally small cave. You also see a thorny vine, a war troll and a forest troll.
Obvious paths: north, southeast, south, west
R>stance def
...wait 1 seconds.
R>stance def
...wait 1 seconds.
R>stance def
...wait 1 seconds.
R>stance def
>stance def
You are now in a defensive stance.
>
You are now in a defensive stance.
>stance def
You are now in a defensive stance.
>l
[Upper Trollfang]
Several large pits are clearly visible in this area. They have apparently been caused by the uprooting of several of the oak and maple trees that grow here. One of these pits now serves as the entrance to an exceptionally small cave. You also see a thorny vine, a war troll and a forest troll.
Obvious paths: north, southeast, south, west
>
The war troll's skin sizzles from her recent burns.
A war troll swings a war hammer at you!
You barely manage to fend off the attack with your Hammer of Kai!
>ex
Level: 13 Deeds: 2
Experience: 210181 Death's Sting: None
Exp. until next: 19819 Recent Deaths: 2
Mental TPs: 0 Fame: 222729
Physical TPs: 6 Mana: 17/45 max
(100 Phy converted to Mnt)

Your mind can't take much more of this! You must rest!
>stance off
You are now in an offensive stance.
>kil war tr
You swing a drakar Hammer of Kai at a war troll!
AS: +223 vs DS: +39 with AvD: +28 + d100 roll: +25 = +237
... and hit for 58 points of damage!
Slash across right eye!
Hope the left is working.
Roundtime: 6 sec.
R>l
[Upper Trollfang]
Several large pits are clearly visible in this area. They have apparently been caused by the uprooting of several of the oak and maple trees that grow here. One of these pits now serves as the entrance to an exceptionally small cave. You also see a thorny vine, a war troll and a forest troll.
Obvious paths: north, southeast, south, west
R>
The thorny vine lashes out violently at a war troll, dragging it to the ground!
R>
A forest troll's flesh wounds regenerate some.
A forest troll's left arm regenerates and looks fully healed.

A forest troll swings a mace at you!
AS: +163 vs DS: +115 with AvD: +31 + d100 roll: +2 = +81
A clean miss.
>kil war tr
You swing a drakar Hammer of Kai at a war troll!
AS: +223 vs DS: -19 with AvD: +28 + d100 roll: +90 = +360
... and hit for 116 points of damage!
Knocked sideways several feet by blow to back.
The war troll screams one last time and dies.
The deep blue glow leaves a war troll.
A war troll no longer seems distracted.
Roundtime: 6 sec.
R>sign smiting
>sign striking
...wait 1 seconds.
...wait 1 seconds.
R>sign smiting
>sign striking
You grip your drakar Hammer of Kai with renewed vigor!
>
Repeating the sign has no effect!
>sign swords
>sign defending
>sign warding
Repeating the sign has no effect!
>
Your dancing fingers weave a web of protection around you!
>kil
Your dancing fingers weave a web of protection around you!
>
You swing a drakar Hammer of Kai at a forest troll!
AS: +233 vs DS: +52 with AvD: +24 + d100 roll: +70 = +275
... and hit for 134 points of damage!
Incredible smash to what used to be a stomach!
The forest troll falls to the ground and dies.
The deep blue glow leaves a forest troll.
Roundtime: 6 sec.
R>
The thorny vine lashes out, but is unable to grasp ahold of anything.

[Methais]

You swing a drakar Hammer of Kai at a forest troll!
AS: +308 vs DS: +30 with AvD: +24 + d100 roll: +5 = +307
... and hit for 123 points of damage!
Shot shatters hip and severs right leg!
A forest troll screams and falls to the ground grasping his mangled right leg!
The forest troll screams one last time and dies.
The deep blue glow leaves a forest troll.
The guiding force leaves you.
Roundtime: 6 sec.
***************
>e
[Wehntoph, Highland Hills]
While the ledge here is comfortably wide, the view below reveals a considerable drop. Rusted iron spikes long ago driven into the stony outcropping below allow easier climbing. You also see a thunder troll.
Obvious paths: east, southwest, west, up
>prep 610
You gesture while summoning the spirits of nature to aid you with the Tangleweed spell...
Your spell is ready.
>cas
You gesture.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
(Forcing stance down to guarded)
>
A thorny vine suddenly sprouts from the ground and begins to thrash about violently!
The thorny vine lashes out violently at a thunder troll, dragging it to the ground!
>l tr

You see a fairly typical thunder troll that is lying down.
It appears to be in good shape.
It has a flamberge.
>stance off
You are now in an offensive stance.
>kil
You swing a drakar Hammer of Kai at a thunder troll!
AS: +223 vs DS: +26 with AvD: +33 + d100 roll: +61 = +291
... and hit for 146 points of damage!
Body pulped to a gooey mass.
Watch where you step!
The thunder troll howls in agony one last time and dies.
The deep blue glow leaves a thunder troll.
The light blue glow leaves a thunder troll.
The powerful look leaves a thunder troll.
Roundtime: 6 sec.
R>
Your SIGN OF STRIKING is no longer effective.
R>
Your SIGN OF SMITING is no longer effective.
R>get knif
...wait 1 seconds.
R>get knif
You remove a rigging knife from in your black void.
>swap
You swap a drakar Hammer of Kai to your left hand and a rigging knife to your right hand.
>
The thorny vine lashes out, but is unable to grasp ahold of anything.
>prep 604
You make a simple motion, quietly invoking the Skinning spell...
Your spell is ready.
>cas
You gesture.
You feel more nimble.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
[ Skinning: +0:01:00, 0:01:00 remaining. ]
Your SIGN OF SWORDS is no longer effective.
You feel drained!
>knee
You kneel down.
K>skin tr
You skinned the thunder troll, yielding a troll scalp.
K>swap
You swap a rigging knife to your left hand and a drakar Hammer of Kai to your right hand.
K>put knif in voi
You put a rigging knife in your black void.
K>get sc
You pick up a troll scalp.
K>
The thorny vine lashes out, but is unable to grasp ahold of anything.
K>put sc in voi
You put a troll scalp in your black void.
>stance def
K>
You are now in a defensive stance.
K>
Your SIGN OF WARDING is no longer effective.
K>;go2 col
--- Lich: go2 active.
>stance def
You are now in a defensive stance.
K>
[go2: ETA: 0:00:39 (196 rooms to move through)]
[go2]>stand
You stand back up.
>
[go2]>west
[go2]>north

Remember when you made that thread a week or two ago saying you were gonna stop being such a retard and everybody said you were full or shit and that within a week or two you'd be in the fail train again?

Remember how you did exactly what we said you'd do? Me too.

[IorakeWarhammer]

theres nothing wrong with postin a shattered log in the shattered folder in a thread i made about fun clips :)

[TheEschaton]

Your clip is empirically not fun.

[RichardCranium]

Your clip is empirically not fun.

And decidedly gay.

[IorakeWarhammer]

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/7383/carltonwii.gif

http://myspace.roflposters.com/images/rofl/myspace/1224632148634.jpg.%5Broflposters.com%5D.myspace.jp g

[Methais]

I'm not joking when I say you act like a fat empath with 6 pages of fluff that sits around all day eating chocolate and giggling and refers to wounds as "owies" and healing as "healies", boxes and spells as "boxies" and "spellies" and all that other gay shit. You come across as someone that watches Hannah Montana and has Jonas brothers posters on your wall.

What exactly are you trying to accomplish with this plethora of gayer than Freddy Mercury posts anyway? Typically a thread with a title like this one would be for posting logs of stuff that you would only see happen in Shattered, not a clip of you killing some random critter that is no different than what happens in Prime or Plat.

Unless you're a fucking retard that just doesn't get most things. Warclaidhm is already looking cooler than you.

EDIT: And yes, you probably do the Carlton dance irl too, except you're serious when you do it.

[ElvenFury]

.
http://kevinfamous.com/Videos/billy%20madison.jpg

"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

[IorakeWarhammer]

You swing a drakar Hammer of Kai at a hill troll!
AS: +198 vs DS: +133 with AvD: +31 + d100 roll: +76 = +172
... and hit for 57 points of damage!
Knocked back several feet by blow to abdomen.
The hill troll is stunned!

** Your drakar Hammer of Kai flares with a burst of flame! **

... 15 points of damage!
Burst of flames char chest a crispy black.
The hill troll grimaces as the flames boil her skin making her writhe in pain!
... 70 points of damage!
Back burnt to the bone. Smoke curls up from what's left of a hill troll.
The hill troll falls to the ground and dies.
The deep blue glow leaves a hill troll.

ok admit that is awesome

[Drevihyin]

http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll267/barnetts0326/Awesome.jpg

[Drevihyin]

http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t197/riverduck/883dapmzo6-t.jpg

[RichardCranium]

You swing a drakar Hammer of Kai at a hill troll!
AS: +198 vs DS: +133 with AvD: +31 + d100 roll: +76 = +172
... and hit for 57 points of damage!
Knocked back several feet by blow to abdomen.
The hill troll is stunned!

** Your drakar Hammer of Kai flares with a burst of flame! **

... 15 points of damage!
Burst of flames char chest a crispy black.
The hill troll grimaces as the flames boil her skin making her writhe in pain!
... 70 points of damage!
Back burnt to the bone. Smoke curls up from what's left of a hill troll.
The hill troll falls to the ground and dies.
The deep blue glow leaves a hill troll.

ok admit that is awesome

http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k15/troydenh/trees.jpg

[Methais]

All trolls take an extra hit from any fire attack, so...yeah.

[IorakeWarhammer]

u all turned this thread pretty gay - u might be scarin away people who wanna post clips of their noobs.

NO PRESSURE KIDDIES!! POST AWAY!! IGNORE THE NEGATIVE COMMENTS!!! WHO CARES ABOUT YOUR REP? THIS BOARD IS FOR INFO AND FUN, NOT TO "FIT IN" WITH A SMALL, OBSCURE INTERNET COMMUNITY!!

[Drevihyin]

[http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t197/riverduck/self-esteem-is-awesome.jpg

[IorakeWarhammer]

lol i like it

[RichardCranium]

lol i like weiner

Big surprise there.

[CrystalTears]

u all turned this thread pretty gay - u might be scarin away people who wanna post clips of their noobs.

NO PRESSURE KIDDIES!! POST AWAY!! IGNORE THE NEGATIVE COMMENTS!!! WHO CARES ABOUT YOUR REP? THIS BOARD IS FOR INFO AND FUN, NOT TO "FIT IN" WITH A SMALL, OBSCURE INTERNET COMMUNITY!!
Why are you posting about stuff as though this is your first time playing? Post noob stuff in the regular Gemstone threads. This one was supposed to be about stuff being rather unique to Shattered. Or am I wasting my time talking to a head full of air?

[Gnomad]

halfassed trollingfor the rest of the thread: http://forum.gsplayers.com/profile.php?do=addlist&userlist=ignore&u=5747

[Asha]

lol genius. I saved.

[IorakeWarhammer]

Why are you posting about stuff as though this is your first time playing? Post noob stuff in the regular Gemstone threads. This one was supposed to be about stuff being rather unique to Shattered. Or am I wasting my time talking to a head full of air?

You're right actually. Didn't think of it that way. But honestly.. didn't think it would be so strict here.. lol

[MotleyCrew]

You're right actually. Didn't think of it that way. But honestly.. didn't think it would be so strict here.. lol

Fucking stop putting lol at the end of everything you say! You are NOT funny!

[Warriorbird]

We're sort of the opposite of strict. That doesn't mean we're required to be nice.

[RichardCranium]

We're sort of the opposite of strict. That doesn't mean we're required to be nice.

We're not strict; we're just not retarded either.



http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k15/troydenh/i_can_count.jpg

[Monotonous]

http://www.funnyhub.com/content_images/4325_2163_homosexuals-are-gay.jpg

[Asha]

Think Bob said anyone who ends sentences with lol fails at life. That was pretty fair.
(I'm prob guilty too)

[Methais]

You're right actually. Didn't think of it that way. But honestly.. didn't think it would be so strict here.. lol

It has nothing to do with being strict and everything to do with you acting like a fag.

[Jayvn]

It has nothing to do with being strict and everything to do with you acting like a fag.

Yeah...you fucking stupid cigarette

[Methais]

Yeah...you fucking stupid cigarette

http://www.youshutup.co.nz/Images/BookCover.jpg

[Jayvn]

http://gnu.ethz.ch/no-you.jpg

[4a6c1]

I can count to potatoe. God I love that. I'm going to use that somewhere, somehow...tonight at work.

[BriarFox]

Ember asks, "Anyone healing?"
>
Ember takes a bite of her acantha leaf.
Ember looks a little better.

The appearance of great calm leaves Garth as he looks up and glances around.
>
You take a quick appraisal of Ember and find that she has a fractured and bleeding left leg.
She is bleeding from the left leg.
>
Garth meditates over Ember.
Garth takes Ember's left leg damage.

You meditate over Ember.
Nothing happens.
>
Garth meditates over Ember.
Garth takes all of Ember's blood loss.
>
You meditate over Ember.
Nothing happens. Ember appears to not be suffering from a lack of blood.

You grunt.
>
Garth appears to be focusing his thoughts while chanting softly...
Garth concentrates.
Garth looks a little better.
>
Ember says, "Thanks."

You see Garth.
He appears to be an Erithian.
He is tall and appears to be very young. He has bulging silver eyes and dusky skin. He has tonsured, matted pearly white hair with a large bald spot. He has an oval face, a large nose and a cleft chin.
He has a fractured and bleeding left leg.
He has a scar across his neck, old battle scars on his right arm, old battle scars on his left arm, old battle scars on his left leg, old battle scars on his right hand, an old battle scar across his chest, an old battle scar across his back, developed slurred speech, and a scar across his face.
He is bleeding from the left leg.
He is wearing some full leather, a crystal amulet, a fang-fringed bronze leather pouch, a bristly boarhide pack, a pair of fur-lined boots, some shaggy bearskin leggings, a round otter fur cap, and a reinforced shield.
>

You say, "Just stay there and slowly bleed out. It'll be useful. I'll even keep you alive."
R>

You realize there are some important matters you should tend to . . . later.

You say, "Probably."

You meditate over Ember.
You take all of Ember's blood loss.
>
Garth looks like he wants to heal you.
>
You glance at Garth.
>
You grab Garth's hand.

You grab Garth and try to drag him, but he is too heavy.
Roundtime: 3 sec.

You grab Garth and drag him northeast with you...

[Town Square, Northeast]
The entrance to Tykel's Arms, its heavy door bounded by iron-barred windows, dominates this corner of the square. All manner of citizens pass by, moving among the solid, multistoried wooden buildings that surround the bazaar. Just to the southwest can be seen the tree-shaded heart of the square, where citizens and adventurers gather for socializing, healing and rest. You also see a narrow alleyway.
Also here: Garth who is kneeling
Obvious paths: east, south, southwest, west
Roundtime: 10 sec.

You disband your group.

[Town Square Central]
This is the heart of the main square of Wehnimer's Landing. The impromptu shops of the bazaar are clustered around this central gathering place, where townsfolk, travellers, and adventurers meet to talk, conspire or raise expeditions to the far-flung reaches of Elanith. At the north end of the space, an old well, with moss-covered stones and a craggy roof, is shaded by a strong, robust tree. The oak is tall and straight, and it is apparent that the roots run deep. You also see a dwarven recruiter, the icy blue Bud disk, a single arrow shaft, a single arrow shaft, a single arrow shaft, some haphip root, some wolifrew lichen, a tincture of tkaro, a rations kit, a limb of wood, a white marble frame surrounding a pale glowing blue portal, a rations kit, some wolifrew lichen, a tincture of tkaro, the Stone, a blood-stained steel mirror, some stone benches with some stuff on it, an herbal remedy donation bin and a flashing neon sign.
Also here: Darkspawn who is sitting, Lucky who is sitting, Madmountan, Trevelyan, Ember, Slash, Dresden, Pizza, Dank Bud, Smeagol, Rosee, Necromonger, Cervina
Obvious paths: northeast, east, southeast, southwest, west, northwest
>
You dust yourself off.

You peer northeast and see ...

[Town Square, Northeast]
The entrance to Tykel's Arms, its heavy door bounded by iron-barred windows, dominates this corner of the square. All manner of citizens pass by, moving among the solid, multistoried wooden buildings that surround the bazaar. Just to the southwest can be seen the tree-shaded heart of the square, where citizens and adventurers gather for socializing, healing and rest. You also see a dwarven recruiter and a narrow alleyway.
Also here: Garth who is kneeling
Obvious paths: east, south, southwest, west

You rub your chin thoughtfully.

[Town Square, Northeast]
The entrance to Tykel's Arms, its heavy door bounded by iron-barred windows, dominates this corner of the square. All manner of citizens pass by, moving among the solid, multistoried wooden buildings that surround the bazaar. Just to the southwest can be seen the tree-shaded heart of the square, where citizens and adventurers gather for socializing, healing and rest. You also see a dwarven recruiter and a narrow alleyway.
Also here: Garth who is kneeling
Obvious paths: east, south, southwest, west
>pull gart
You pull Garth to his feet.
>
The Prophet Nostradamus just arrived.
>
The Prophet Nostradamus just went east.
>
Garth appears to be focusing his thoughts while chanting softly...
Garth concentrates.
Garth looks a little better.

You say, "On second thought, you're competition."

You say, "So come with me."

Necen smiles faintly.


[go2]>south
[Glatoph, Glacier]
Before you is a desolate windswept plain of ice and snow. The visibility is beyond bad, with no hills to lessen the wind chill or block the windborn ice.
Obvious paths: north, southeast, west
Garth followed.
>
[go2]>west
[Glatoph, Glacier]
You are forced to take a moment to remove the cakes of snow from your eyelashes before continuing on. The wind is as bad as ever, turning the simple task of walking into the challenge of a lifetime.
Obvious paths: east, southwest
Garth followed.
>

You disband your group.
Your group status is already closed.

You say, "Such is life."

You shrug.
>
You say, "I'd offer you a deathblossom, but I'm all out."
>
Garth appears to be focusing his thoughts while chanting softly...
Garth concentrates.
Garth looks a little better.

You wave to Garth.

[Drew]

Someone will learn to keep their group closed.

[Drunken Durfin]

You see Rinn the Master of Assassins.
He appears to be a Burghal Gnome.
He is average height and appears to be very young. He has blue eyes and alabaster skin. He has long, jet black hair with grey at the temples. He has broad shoulders. He is slightly singed. Maybe a wizard did it.
He is in good shape.

[Sephiroth]

OMG JACKPOT

[sloot]>skin #1530884
You skinned the kobold, yielding a kobold skin.
>
-- Successful skin attempt!
Success: 32/326 (9.82)%
Fail: 294/326 (90.18)%
[sloot]>loot #1530884
You search the kobold.
He had a cudgel.
He had 41 silvers on him.
You gather the remaining 41 coins.
He had nothing else of value.
A small, green cloud of smelly gas rises from the body of a kobold as he decays into compost.

[Jayvn]

Ark calls for an apprentice who arrives shortly with a black training cauldron and quickly leaves.

Ark says, "Hmm. No recipe for you this time, Jayvn. Come back again, and we'll see."

[You have completed your training task.]

sweet... free rank

[Monotonous]

You see Everybody.
He is short and appears to be ancient. He has a hideous cacophony of eyes and layers upon layers of drooping, aged skin. He has a bald head. He has a constantly changing amorphous anatomy. He appears to be made up of everybody -- even you!
He is wearing all the heavy backpacks ever, every cloak ever made, too many large sacks, and so many double leathers.

[Ryvicke]

You see Everybody.
He is short and appears to be ancient. He has a hideous cacophony of eyes and layers upon layers of drooping, aged skin. He has a bald head. He has a constantly changing amorphous anatomy. He appears to be made up of everybody -- even you!
He is wearing all the heavy backpacks ever, every cloak ever made, too many large sacks, and so many double leathers.

I lol'ed.

[GS4 Bard]

You see Everybody.
He is short and appears to be ancient. He has a hideous cacophony of eyes and layers upon layers of drooping, aged skin. He has a bald head. He has a constantly changing amorphous anatomy. He appears to be made up of everybody -- even you!
He is wearing all the heavy backpacks ever, every cloak ever made, too many large sacks, and so many double leathers.

That is great, was that a GM character or a player?

[Methais]

It's a player.

[IorakeWarhammer]

"Ah, Master Jaeden," smirks the Poohbah, "I see that you have completed your training. Good. Now all can be revealed to you."

[Monotonous]

Everybody is me.. and you!

[Methais]

In Soviet Russia, Everybody is you!

[IorakeWarhammer]

ok sorry guys i just found this so hilarious for some reason

>[Shattered]-Sangreal: "hey, someone made it to the fame list"

>fame all 1

Fame List -- All Players -- Rank 1 to 25
________________________________________________
Rank| Name | Fame |Lvl|G| Race|Prof
------------------------------------------------
1 Speedy 814689 20 M Dwarf Wiz
>
[Shattered]-GSF:Bud: "WTF my fame is WAY higher than his"

[LNet]-GSIV:Silvanostar: "frenzy doesnt let you switch stances right?"

>
[Shattered]-GSF:Heals: "Check in."

>
[Shattered]-GSF:Afkfapfapfap: "so check in Bud"
[Shattered]-GSF:Tillmen: "So turn your fame on and check into an inn."
[LNet]-GSF:Eddward: "true"
[Shattered]-Sangreal: "yeah check into the inn"
[Shattered]-Sangreal: "way late"
[Shattered]-GSF:Tillmen: "I beat Sangreal! Yay!"
[Shattered]-GSF:Bud: "what if I don't want everyone to know what lvl I am?"
[Shattered]-GSF:Afkfapfapfap: "then don"
[Shattered]-GSF:Tillmen: "Then stop complaining.."
>
[LNet]-GSIV:Silvanostar: "so why do i have a different td against frenzy than compared to 302"
[Leaving rest mode.]
>;chat ROFL
[LNet]-GSIV:Stay: "There is a pushdown, isn't there?"
[Shattered]-You: "ROFL"
[LNet]-GSIV:Silvanostar: "not sure, is there?"
[LNet]-GSF:Eddward: "true"

[Asha]

:yawn:

[CrystalTears]

ok sorry guys i just found this so hilarious for some reasonBecause you have the brain capacity of a mushroom.

[Methais]

ok sorry guys i just found this so hilarious for some reason

Please elaborate.

[SanGreal]

wtf

[Fatsix]

all you had to do was read his profile.

Location:
Delaware

Occupation:
Comcast Customer Care

Stop playing Gemstone at work!

[IorakeWarhammer]

i wish i could play at work but i cant

[IorakeWarhammer]

PWNING PEOPLE WHO ARE MEAN TO YOU!!

[Coastal Cliffs]
The crushed stone and grass underfoot are stained in splotches of an odd shade of brownish crimson. A ragged bit of cloth clings to the claw-like branches of a dead tree, fluttering like a flag in the wind. You also see a sea nymph that appears dead, a flowing white robe, a dagger, a flowing white robe, a dagger, some flowing robes, a flowing white robe, some flowing robes and a flowing white robe.
Also here: Eldar, Gungnir
Obvious paths: east, west
>cast at gung
You gesture at Gungnir.

Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath Gungnir! Several of the thorns jab into him!
... hits for 14 points of damage!
... 30 points of damage!
Great shot penetrates thigh and shatters bone!
He is knocked to the ground!
He is stunned!
... hits for 11 points of damage!
... 35 points of damage!
Strike to wrist severs left hand!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
(Forcing stance down to guarded)
>
Daffy just arrived.
>
Daffy just went east.
>prep 616
You gesture while summoning the spirits of nature to aid you with the Spike Thorn spell...
Your spell is ready.
>
Eldar recites a series of mystical phrases while raising his hands...
Eldar gestures.
Eldar begins moving faster than you thought possible.
>cas gung
You gesture at Gungnir.

Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath Gungnir! Several of the thorns jab into him!
... hits for 19 points of damage!
... 30 points of damage!
Strong strike, punctures lung!
... hits for 19 points of damage!
... 35 points of damage!
Awesome shot shatters ribs and punctures lung!

* Gungnir drops dead at your feet!

You have overextended yourself!
You feel yourself going into shock!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>'DIE
You say, "DIE."
>e

[IorakeWarhammer]

The crushed stone and grass underfoot are stained in splotches of an odd shade of brownish crimson. A ragged bit of cloth clings to the claw-like branches of a dead tree, fluttering like a flag in the wind. You also see a dagger, a flowing white robe, a dagger, a flowing white robe, a dagger, some flowing robes, a flowing white robe, some flowing robes and a flowing white robe.
Also here: Eldar
Obvious paths: east, west
>
[Shattered]-GSF:Gungnir: "and, COOL STORY BRO"
>kil eld
You swing a keenly-edged drake falchion at Eldar!
AS: +277 vs DS: +94 with AvD: +37 + d100 roll: +94 = +314
... and hit for 130 points of damage!
Quick, powerful slash!
Eldar's chest is ripped open!

* Eldar drops dead at your feet!

The guiding force leaves you.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
R>
[Shattered]-GSF:Gungnir: "heh. just kidding dude."
>;go2 tsc

AND YOUR LITTLE DOG, TOO!!! bahaha

[mgoddess]

Occupation:
Comcast Customer Care
No fucking wonder Comcast Customer Care blows chunks....

[pabstblueribbon]

PWNING PEOPLE WHO ARE MEAN TO YOU!!

[Coastal Cliffs]
The crushed stone and grass underfoot are stained in splotches of an odd shade of brownish crimson. A ragged bit of cloth clings to the claw-like branches of a dead tree, fluttering like a flag in the wind. You also see a sea nymph that appears dead, a flowing white robe, a dagger, a flowing white robe, a dagger, some flowing robes, a flowing white robe, some flowing robes and a flowing white robe.
Also here: Eldar, Gungnir
Obvious paths: east, west
>cast at gung
You gesture at Gungnir.

Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath Gungnir! Several of the thorns jab into him!
... hits for 14 points of damage!
... 30 points of damage!
Great shot penetrates thigh and shatters bone!
He is knocked to the ground!
He is stunned!
... hits for 11 points of damage!
... 35 points of damage!
Strike to wrist severs left hand!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
(Forcing stance down to guarded)
>
Daffy just arrived.
>
Daffy just went east.
>prep 616
You gesture while summoning the spirits of nature to aid you with the Spike Thorn spell...
Your spell is ready.
>
Eldar recites a series of mystical phrases while raising his hands...
Eldar gestures.
Eldar begins moving faster than you thought possible.
>cas gung
You gesture at Gungnir.

Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath Gungnir! Several of the thorns jab into him!
... hits for 19 points of damage!
... 30 points of damage!
Strong strike, punctures lung!
... hits for 19 points of damage!
... 35 points of damage!
Awesome shot shatters ribs and punctures lung!

* Gungnir drops dead at your feet!

You have overextended yourself!
You feel yourself going into shock!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>'DIE
You say, "DIE."
>e

I don't think I'm particularly mean to you. heh.

[Drunken Durfin]

I fell victim to roving murderers last night in my resting spot. Okay, fine.

As I read the log of how I ended up dead, I got a little annoyed that Ron came to the Temple Altar and killed me two more times after I decayed. That was just weak.

You can read the whole log if you want, but if not at least scroll down to the last two lines. I don't know which GM did that, but it was pretty damn awesome.


Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are being watched.
The feeling fades as quickly as it came.

Lady Madam's group just came through a candlelit hallway.

Madam appears to be focusing her thoughts while chanting softly...
Madam gestures at you.
The force of Madam's power warps the air as it surges toward you!
CS: +128 - TD: +57 + CvA: +12 + d100: +98 == +181
Warding failed!
A nebulous haze shimmers into view around you, plunging inward to envelop your left hand!
... 15 points of damage!
All the fingernails are melted as the left hand takes a grazing strike.
... 25 points of damage!
Left hand quakes as several fingers disappear one by one.
You are stunned for 2 rounds!
... 40 points of damage!
With a flash of red spray, left hand disintegrates into nothing!
Cloudy tendrils creep outward from your left hand before vanishing into your left arm.
... 35 points of damage!
Precision strike cuts cleanly across upper arm, causing forearm and elbow to fall to ground.

It seems you have died, my friend. Although you cannot do anything, you are keenly aware of what is going on around you...

You mentally give a sigh of relief as you remember that the Goddess Lorminstra owes you a favor.

...departing in 14 mins...
Madam meditates over Ron.
Madam takes Ron's nervous system damage.

The world before you dissolves into a grainy montage of color...

[Temple, Altar]

Also here: Duster (prone), Velociraptor (prone)
Obvious exits: out
You do not feel drained anymore.
You feel fully energetic again.
YOU HAVE BEEN IDLE TOO LONG. PLEASE RESPOND.

[Temple, Altar]

Also here: Duster (prone), Velociraptor (prone)
Obvious exits: out

Ron just arrived.

Ron swings a longsword at you!
AS: +95 vs DS: +43 with AvD: +39 + d100 roll: +85 = +176
... and hits for 28 points of damage!
Well aimed shot, punctures upper arm!
You are stunned for 1 rounds!
Ron swings a longsword at you!
AS: +95 vs DS: +42 with AvD: +39 + d100 roll: +81 = +173
... and hits for 35 points of damage!
Hard slash to belly severs a few nerve endings.
You are stunned for 3 rounds!

Ron swings a longsword at you!
AS: +95 vs DS: +42 with AvD: +39 + d100 roll: +47 = +139
... and hits for 12 points of damage!
Deft slash across chest draws blood!
You take a deep breath.
Ron swings a longsword at you!
AS: +95 vs DS: +42 with AvD: +39 + d100 roll: +14 = +106
... and hits for 2 points of damage!
Hit glances off your hip.
Ron swings a longsword at you!
AS: +95 vs DS: +42 with AvD: +39 + d100 roll: +7 = +99
A clean miss.
Ron swings a longsword at you!
AS: +95 vs DS: +42 with AvD: +39 + d100 roll: +45 = +137
... and hits for 13 points of damage!
Weak slash to your lower back!
Ron swings a longsword at you!
AS: +95 vs DS: +42 with AvD: +39 + d100 roll: +48 = +140
... and hits for 16 points of damage!
Minor puncture to the abdomen.

It seems you have died, my friend. Although you cannot do anything, you are keenly aware of what is going on around you...

You mentally give a sigh of relief as you remember that the Goddess Lorminstra owes you a favor.

...departing in 14 mins...
Ron just went out.
The world before you dissolves into a grainy montage of color...

[Temple, Altar]

Also here: Suiseiseki (prone), Velociraptor (prone)
Obvious exits: out

Ron just arrived.
Ron swings a longsword at you!
AS: +95 vs DS: +42 with AvD: +39 + d100 roll: +72 = +164
... and hits for 28 points of damage!
Banged your left shin.
That'll raise a good welt.
Ron swings a longsword at you!
AS: +95 vs DS: +40 with AvD: +39 + d100 roll: +86 = +180
... and hits for 37 points of damage!
Slash along your lower back.
You are stunned for 2 rounds!
Ron swings a longsword at you!
AS: +95 vs DS: +40 with AvD: +39 + d100 roll: +35 = +129
... and hits for 11 points of damage!
Quick slash to your upper right arm!
Just a nick
Ron swings a longsword at you!
AS: +95 vs DS: +40 with AvD: +39 + d100 roll: +86 = +180
... and hits for 37 points of damage!
Strike connects with shoulder blade!

Ron just went out.
[Temple, Altar]

Also here: Suiseiseki (prone), Velociraptor (prone)
Obvious exits: out

[keepalive: TIMESTAMP #15: Sat Jun 12 07:06:02 -0500 2010]

You are healed.
Your Death Recovery point and Inefficiency Point totals have been reset to 0.

No Death Sting from the 3 decays as a result of douche-baggery. Well worth the extra $5 a month.

Shattered GM's kick ass.

[Some Rogue]

Ron/Madam = Inspire

Funny how he was the one requesting on the officials to have it sancted because of that shit then he goes and acts like a douchebag and does the same thing.

[Some Rogue]

Sylvancode/Inspire:

When you die, you are born in a room that is not a sanctuary. Aragorn and Arwen have now started to kill everyone who dies and reappears. I think that goes beyond griefing.

Please sanctify the rooms where you reappear when you die so that people at least have a chance.


Simutronics still needs this game to work, if they allow stupid shit like this, which goes beyond griefing, it's not going to last.


LOL

[Asha]

Thank God Shattered takes all the twats away from Prime.
Also I've said this before but you must fucking LOSE bigtime if you're crying about being griefed in Shattered.

[Khariz]

Ron/Madam = Inspire

Funny how he was the one requesting on the officials to have it sancted because of that shit then he goes and acts like a douchebag and does the same thing.

It's really not as ironic as you think. Is one of those "if you want someone to fix something that's broke, exploit it as much as possible so they actually do" kind of things.

Is it shitty? Yeah. But it might actually be a good tactic too. (Either at them fixing that, or us keeping her permakilled.)

[IorakeWarhammer]

wow my pierced death sting has not been healed

selective help from GMs = strange to me

and I was killed on the altar the same way

[Drunken Durfin]

Try being less of an asshat.

[Some Rogue]

It's really not as ironic as you think. Is one of those "if you want someone to fix something that's broke, exploit it as much as possible so they actually do" kind of things.

Is it shitty? Yeah. But it might actually be a good tactic too. (Either at them fixing that, or us keeping her permakilled.)

You give him too much credit...

[IorakeWarhammer]

A hill troll swings a razern claidhmore at you!

WOW WTFFFFFF

[Inspire]

No Death Sting from the 3 decays as a result of douche-baggery. Well worth the extra $5 a month.

Shattered GM's kick ass.


Sorry Durfin, I didn't know that was you or I wouldn't have targeted you. It wasn't about you specifically.




Is the altar sanctified yet? :)

[HJFudge]

When talking crap, make sure you can back it up OR AT LEAST be safe from retaliation. Todays lesson:

[Town Square Central]
This is the heart of the main square of Wehnimer's Landing. The impromptu shops of the bazaar are clustered around this central gathering place, where townsfolk, travellers, and adventurers meet to talk, conspire or raise expeditions to the far-flung reaches of Elanith. At the north end of the space, an old well, with moss-covered stones and a craggy roof, is shaded by a strong, robust tree. The oak is tall and straight, and it is apparent that the roots run deep. You also see a rotting monir chest, a s'ayanad crystal, a placid monk, a plain haon box, the Warrior disk, a rose-marrow potion, some woth flower, a large acorn, a large acorn, a large acorn, some wolifrew lichen, a rose-marrow potion, a rose-marrow potion, some wolifrew lichen, a rations kit, a corroded plate, a flashing neon sign, a white marble frame surrounding a pale glowing blue portal, the Stone, a blood-stained steel mirror, some stone benches with some stuff on it and an herbal remedy donation bin.
Also here: Chii, Lord Sheikh, Madmountan, Novice Oscar who is sitting, Smash, Grom, Fragz, Calidus who is sitting, Sassy, Controller, Warrior, Milembar, Lunar, Rada who is sitting, Sweet Sihaya, Sivin
Obvious paths: northeast, east, southeast, southwest, west, northwest
>
Fragz put a crystal amulet in his sack.
>
Sheikh appears to be less protected.
>
Fragz accepts Madmountan's crystal amulet.
>
Sassy asks, "The brave baby killer?"
>
Sihaya meditates over Chii.
Sihaya takes Chii's neck damage.

>say You'd think getting killed would shut her up...but no...
Chii just went northwest.
>
You say, "You'd think getting killed would shut her up...but no..."
>
Grom removes a crystal amulet from in his tanik chest.

>roll eyes
You roll your eyes.
>
Sassy hauls off and slaps you up'side the head!
>
Sassy exclaims, "There is the assfucker mordechai now!"
>

>get lance
You remove a brass vultite lance from in your forest green backpack.
>
Fragz accepts Madmountan's crystal amulet.
>
Grom offers Milembar a badly damaged brass strongbox.
>
Milembar accepts Grom's brass strongbox.
>
Grom accepts Milembar's maoral chest.
>
Fragz put a crystal amulet in his sack.

>
Chii just went northwest.
>hold sassy
You reach out and hold Sassy's hand.
>go port

>
[Wehnimer's, Land's End Rd.]
Vigilant guardsmen scrutinize the citizens and travelers arriving and departing through the wide gateway spanning the land route into Wehnimer's Landing. The frenetic pace of the city to the south is a far cry from the deceptive calm of the wilds of Elanith outside. Two daunting towers survey the countryside and protect the town, flanking the road to the east and west. You also see a rolton, a white marble frame surrounding a pale glowing red portal and a wooden barrel.
Obvious paths: south
Sassy followed.
>
Chii just came through the town gates.
>
Chii just went south.
>go gate
[Wehnimer's, Outside Gate]
Citizens, merchants and assorted dregs of society jostle against you before the great wooden gates of Wehnimer's Landing. Harried guards and militiamen try to keep the chaos to a minimum, but it is hard to keep track of those entering, let alone leaving, this large trading post. A dirt path encircling the wooden palisade of the town leads east and southwest. Nailed prominently to the wooden wall beside the gate is a sign you really should read. You also see a Wayside Inn.
Also here: Sazlo
Obvious paths: north, east, southwest, northwest
Sassy followed.
>nw
Jaimaltz just arrived.
>
[Wehnimer's, Exterior]
You can no longer see the land gates of Wehnimer's from this dirt path, although you can still hear the din of the town on the other side of the wooden palisades. To the west and southwest lies the untamed land that surrounds Wehnimer's Landing. To the west, the large wooden fence in front of the Wehnimer's Jousting Arena fills your view. You also see a massive wheeled tower.
Obvious paths: southeast, south, northwest
Sassy followed.
>nw
[Wehnimer's, Exterior]
You have reached the intersection of a small path, which heads off to the south and the Merchant's Road, which follows the coast as it winds northwest and ends at the entrance to Wehnimer's Landing to the east.
Obvious paths: southeast, northwest
Sassy followed.
>stance off
You are now in an offensive stance.
>att sassy
You thrust with a brass vultite lance at Sassy!
AS: +229 vs DS: +84 with AvD: +38 + d100 roll: +94 = +277
... and hit for 177 points of damage!
A mighty blow cleaves a swath through Sassy's back, taking the spine with it.

* Sassy drops dead at your feet!

Roundtime: 5 sec.
R>
* Sassy just bit the dust!

[IorakeWarhammer]

i change my mind.. at least you killed the guy for talking badly about you. but like when u kill random kids in the catacombs its just weird heh

[Monotonous]

I love this description, it is very cool. "So many double leathers" is awesome. If you have to steal a persona from the media, Scanner is definitely a good one to steal from.
The GM "The Greatest Alterer" (or whatever they were called) came up with all of those except the backpack. It took us 3 minutes to do all the features and items. Prime was never that enjoyable.

[IorakeWarhammer]

>
A rolton trots in!
>go ga
[Wehnimer's, Outside Gate]
Citizens, merchants and assorted dregs of society jostle against you before the great wooden gates of Wehnimer's Landing. Harried guards and militiamen try to keep the chaos to a minimum, but it is hard to keep track of those entering, let alone leaving, this large trading post. A dirt path encircling the wooden palisade of the town leads east and southwest. Nailed prominently to the wooden wall beside the gate is a sign you really should read. You also see a Wayside Inn.
Obvious paths: north, east, southwest, northwest
Grom followed.
>cas grom
You gesture at Grom.

Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath Grom! One of the thorns jabs into him!
... hits for 9 points of damage!
... 10 points of damage!
Strike pierces thigh!
He is knocked to the ground!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>prep 616
You gesture while summoning the spirits of nature to aid you with the Spike Thorn spell...
Your spell is ready.
>cas gro
You gesture at Grom.

Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath Grom! Several of the thorns jab into him!
... hits for 23 points of damage!
... 25 points of damage!
Vicious strike punctures intestines!
He is stunned!
... hits for 7 points of damage!
... 15 points of damage!
Shot to the hand slices a finger to the bone!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>prep 616
Wait 2 sec.
>prep 616
You gesture while summoning the spirits of nature to aid you with the Spike Thorn spell...
Your spell is ready.
>
[LNet]-GSIV:Resicar: "Wow. I've never seen a "normal" creature wander -into- a warcamp before."
>cas gro
You gesture at Grom.

Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath Grom! Several of the thorns jab into him!
... hits for 36 points of damage!
... 30 points of damage!
Incredible shot to the eye penetrates deep into skull!

* Grom drops dead at your feet!

Grom returns to normal color.
You have overextended yourself!
You feel yourself going into shock!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
[LNet]-GSF:Eddward: "I jerked off so much I started to grow a fetus out of my hand"
>'Mordechai is a ....

[CrystalTears]

Wow you spike thorned someone. BFD. The best part is when you put yourself into shock.

[IorakeWarhammer]

hence its not a "post things that are a big deal thread" but simply things you enjoyed

[Tilnam]

My turn!!


[Upper Trollfang]
As you reach the crest of a small hill you can see a trail to the south that leads in the general direction of Wehnimer's Landing. You also see the gradual climbing slope of the hills as you proceed to the northeast. You also see a kobold, a brown zircon, a cudgel, a cudgel, a short sword, a cudgel and a cudgel.
Also here: the body of Walternate who is lying down
Obvious paths: northeast, east, south
>
House just limped in.
>
House just limped northeast.

Cthulu just arrived.

A kobold swings a short sword at Cthulu!
With no room to spare, Cthulu blocks the attack with his imflass greatshield!
>
A lesser orc tramps in!
>
[Roll result: 132 (open d100: 68)]
Cthulu charges towards you and attempts to grasp you in a ferocious bearhug!
Cthulu manages to catch you in a tight bearhug!


Cthulu crushes you mercilessly!

...25 points of damage!

Roundtime: 5 sec.


Cthulu crushes you mercilessly!

...29 points of damage!

Roundtime: 5 sec.

You sense a weakness building in Cthulu's grip and, with perfect timing, manage to break free!

Roundtime: 5 sec.

R>1005 cth
Cthulu swings a black imflass mace at you!
By amazing chance, you evade the attack!
>
You change your tune slightly, adding the element for Lullabye to your song...
Your spellsong is ready.
>
You weave another verse into your harmony, directing the sound of your voice at Cthulu.
Cthulu falls to the ground in a deep slumber.
Sing Roundtime 3 Seconds.

>at cth
Cthulu shakes off the effects of the lullabye.
You thrust with a sonic lance at Cthulu!
AS: xxx vs DS: xxx with AvD: +33 + d100 roll: +81 = +272
... and hit for 120 points of damage!
Whoosh! Several ribs driven into lungs.
He is stunned!

** As you hit, your sonic lance unleashes a blast of sonic energy! **
... 5 points of damage!
Blow grazes right arm lightly.
Roundtime: 6 sec.

You thrust with a sonic lance at Cthulu!
Cthulu stumbles dazedly, somehow managing to evade the attack!
Roundtime: 6 sec.

R>at cth
You thrust with a sonic lance at Cthulu!
AS: xxx vs DS: xxx with AvD: +33 + d100 roll: +69 = +265
... and hit for 116 points of damage!
Strike to left arm shatters elbow and severs forearm!

* Cthulu drops dead at your feet!

Roundtime: 6 sec.


I win! Gank attempt failed!

[Cephalopod]

House just limped in.
>
House just limped northeast.


lol

[Monotonous]

>
House just limped in.
>
House just limped northeast.

You see Doctor House.
He appears to be a Human.
He is tall and appears to be an adult. He has piercing blue-grey eyes and alabaster skin. He has thinning, unkempt grey-brown hair. He has an unshaven face.
He has old battle scars on his right leg.
He is holding a sturdy black cane swept with stylized flames along the bottom in his right hand and a small bottle of Vicodin in his left hand.
He is wearing a stylish grey jacket with soft leather padding on the elbows, an adequately rockin' t-shirt, a pair of well-fitted jeans, and some ratty white sneakers.

[Khariz]

You see Doctor House.
He appears to be a Human.
He is tall and appears to be an adult. He has piercing blue-grey eyes and alabaster skin. He has thinning, unkempt grey-brown hair. He has an unshaven face.
He has old battle scars on his right leg.
He is holding a sturdy black cane swept with stylized flames along the bottom in his right hand and a small bottle of Vicodin in his left hand.
He is wearing a stylish grey jacket with soft leather padding on the elbows, an adequately rockin' t-shirt, a pair of well-fitted jeans, and some ratty white sneakers.

so. fucking. awesome.

[Methais]

hence its not a "post things that are a big deal thread" but simply things you enjoyed

lol try posting things that aren't stupid lol. Lol if chances are only you would enjoy it (lol which is roughly 99.99999% of the things you post here lol), then chances are you should avoid the post button and just read the log to yourself and say LOL out loud lol.

[Drunken Durfin]

You see Doctor House.
He appears to be a Human.
He is tall and appears to be an adult. He has piercing blue-grey eyes and alabaster skin. He has thinning, unkempt grey-brown hair. He has an unshaven face.
He has old battle scars on his right leg.
He is holding a sturdy black cane swept with stylized flames along the bottom in his right hand and a small bottle of Vicodin in his left hand.
He is wearing a stylish grey jacket with soft leather padding on the elbows, an adequately rockin' t-shirt, a pair of well-fitted jeans, and some ratty white sneakers.

And CaptiainPicard got booted...hrmm.

[IorakeWarhammer]

You swing a keenly-edged drake falchion at an arctic titan!
AS: +258 vs DS: +187 with AvD: +36 + d100 roll: +22 = +129
... and hit for 10 points of damage!
Jarring blow to the arctic titan's back.

** Your drake falchion flares with a burst of flame! **

... 30 points of damage!
Head explodes in flames! Grab some marshmallows.
The arctic titan falls to the ground motionless.
Roundtime: 5 sec.

[Deathravin]

You swing a keenly-edged drake falchion at an arctic titan!
AS: +258 vs DS: +187 with AvD: +36 + d100 roll: +22 = +129
... and hit for 10 points of damage!
Jarring blow to the arctic titan's back.

** Your drake falchion flares with a burst of flame! **

... 30 points of damage!
Head explodes in flames! Grab some marshmallows.
The arctic titan falls to the ground motionless.
Roundtime: 5 sec.

Okay... Maybe I haven't been paying attention. Is this Warhammer's first time playing GS?

[CrystalTears]

Okay... Maybe I haven't been paying attention. Is this Warhammer's first time playing GS?
Either that or with weapons that flare. That seems to turn him on for some reason.

[Buckwheet]

Either that or with weapons that flare. That seems to turn him on for some reason.

I have just decided he, she, them, (it?) is a social retard incapable of meritorious discussion.

When I see this person post I envision a 50 year old man, flying a pencil through the air making spaceship noises, and then shouting out that Captain Eraser has abolished the aliens from Planet X again, much to the disappointment of their aging parents. Said parents then use the bib wrapped around their adult childs neck to collect the spittle and drool from their chin.

[IorakeWarhammer]

im a kid heh

and there IS a history behind this.. I played GS in 4th grade, around 1995. I was a Giant warrior named Andreaus Shaplanstone and I would hunt forest trolls in upper trollfang, back when they were level 4 and in this little kiddie area (I doubt anyone remembers) This is also when weapons still dropped, as I remember finding one or two and striking it rich.

Danjirland was always a sure death, and wandering onto Glatoph utter insanity because of the level of critter. So, shattered has been much more like GS was for me when I was younger, and killing stuff in that particular area brings back fond memories and a bit of a thrill.

[Buckwheet]

im a kid heh

and there IS a history behind this.. I played GS in 4th grade, around 1995. I was a Giant warrior named Andreaus Shaplanstone and I would hunt forest trolls in upper trollfang, back when they were level 4 and in this little kiddie area (I doubt anyone remembers) This is also when weapons still dropped, as I remember finding one or two and striking it rich.

Danjirland was always a sure death, and wandering onto Glatoph utter insanity because of the level of critter. So, shattered has been much more like GS was for me when I was younger, and killing stuff in that particular area brings back fond memories and a bit of a thrill.

That means you are around 23 years old...

[Some Rogue]

With the IQ of someone still in 4th grade.

[Buckwheet]

With the IQ of someone still in 4th grade.

Why must you insult the worlds 4th graders like that?

[ElvenFury]

im a kid heh

and there IS a history behind this.. I played GS in 4th grade, around 1995.
So you're 25ish? Maybe older, assuming you probably took three or four years to pass kindergarten? There's plenty of people here who are younger than yourself and yet they manage to count higher than potato. Just accept that you're retarded.

[IorakeWarhammer]

its ok to enjoy the game.

[RichardCranium]

its ok to enjoy the game.

Yet only a child or retard would find enjoyment in the same things you do.

[IorakeWarhammer]

one mans trash is another mans treasure. although i think this is not about me. deep down inside i think you have some kind of insecurity and you are venting and coping with that through criticizing me. so i am glad to be your stress ball, your form of release... <GIVES YOU A COMFORTING HUG>

everything is going to be ok, my child.

[Drunken Durfin]

Warclaidh?

[RichardCranium]

I'm super insecure. How did you know?

[Some Rogue]

Most fans of sub-par teams are.

[Celephais]

one mans trash is another mans treasure. although i think this is not about me. deep down inside i think you have some kind of insecurity and you are venting and coping with that through criticizing me. so i am glad to be your stress ball, your form of release... <GIVES YOU A COMFORTING HUG>

everything is going to be ok, my child.

You're being amused by what's typically the mundane of the game. Gemstone isn't fun because of the repetitive text. Most people will have seen the majority of crits by the time they get out of the catacombs. The entertaining part of gemstone is interactions with other players, and occasionally you get something fun out of some of the more interesting creatures. What you posted though, a simple flare, is simply a result of a lookup table. If you want you can go read through all the different damage type crits ranks 0-9 and you'll have a blast.

[RichardCranium]

Most fans of sub-par teams are.

8 and 9 win sub-par seasons I can handle.

[Rolton-Sammich]

I came. (http://forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=902365&postcount=1)

[Back]

Damn theres some jaded, cynical, grumpy, sad ass, buzzkill, no-fun-allowed debbie downer mother fuckers around here.

Lighten the fuck up and have some fun. DAMNIT!!

[Warriorbird]

Let's all go buy scarves.

[Celephais]

Damn theres some jaded, cynical, grumpy, sad ass, buzzkill, no-fun-allowed debbie downer mother fuckers around here.

Lighten the fuck up and have some fun. DAMNIT!!

... this is fun

[IorakeWarhammer]

CROSS POSTED DUE TO TROLLS IN OTHER THREAD

edited to get the junk out.. you guys posted him on here.. so here goes...

You recite:

"Join for colors"
>
Katze joins your group.


***********

[go2]>go gate
[Wehnimer's, Exterior]
The muted sounds of loud bartering from within Wehnimer's Landing, and the lonely calls of a pair of mated fenvaoks high up in the air vie for your attention as you march along the outer western edge of the town. You also see a town guard and a large wooden gate.
Obvious paths: north, south
Katze followed.
>
[go2: travel time: 0:00:00]
--- Lich: go2 has exited.
>prep 616
>cast at katze
You gesture while summoning the spirits of nature to aid you with the Spike Thorn spell...
Your spell is ready.
>prep 616
>cast at katze
You gesture at Katze.

Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath Katze! Several of the thorns jab into him!
... hits for 7 points of damage!
... 10 points of damage!
Strike pierces thigh!
He is knocked to the ground!
... hits for 15 points of damage!
... 10 points of damage!
Strike to the chest breaks a rib!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
Wait 3 sec.
>
You don't have a spell prepared!
>prep 616
>cast at katze
You gesture while summoning the spirits of nature to aid you with the Spike Thorn spell...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture at Katze.

Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath Katze! Several of the thorns jab into him!
... hits for 11 points of damage!

* Katze drops dead at your feet!

Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
* Katze just bit the dust!
>n

**********

>;chat put that in the book of forbidden scripture bitch!
[Shattered]-You: "put that in the book of forbidden scripture bitch!"
>
[Shattered]-GSF:Katze: "not bad for a lil girl"

[IorakeWarhammer]

copse with the assist ;/

also he was saying on the amulet he was lookin for me so i had to get em first to make it 2-0

[Ruined Potter's Field]
Before you lies the remnants of an old graveyard, long forgotten by living folk. Trees and other plant life have moved their way across the old field, in many places pushing the ancient markers from their original resting places. You also see the Katze disk and a low-hanging copse of trees.
Also here: Lord Katze who is lying down
Obvious paths: east, southwest
>prep 616
>cast at katze
You gesture while summoning the spirits of nature to aid you with the Spike Thorn spell...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture at Katze.

Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath Katze! Several of the thorns jab into him!
... hits for 20 points of damage!
... 30 points of damage!
Well aimed strike shatters bone in left arm!
He is stunned!
... hits for 36 points of damage!
... 25 points of damage!
Well placed strike to back shatters vertebrae!
... hits for 25 points of damage!
... 30 points of damage!
Great shot penetrates thigh and shatters bone!

* Katze drops dead at your feet!

The deep blue glow leaves Katze.
The light blue glow leaves Katze.
The powerful look leaves Katze.
Katze appears less secure.
The dim aura fades from around Katze.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
The Katze disk disintegrates, dropping everything on the ground.
>
* Katze just bit the dust!
>'2-0
You say, "2-0."

[IorakeWarhammer]

[Shattered]-You: "while im on this rare hot streak i might go look for Mordie"
You feel less drained.
>
[Shattered]-GSF:Geno: "takes the cinnabar crystal, gives it a careful examination and hands you 104 silver for it."
[Shattered]-GSF:Katze: "if I have to rot to get out of the copse I am going to be upset boy"
The air about you stops shimmering.
>
[Shattered]-GSF:Father: "Anyone up for a rescue in trees? We'd need a fog out of here I think, I can't drag past the copse."
>;chat hey man writing a book is tough work. the book of the forsaken needs to be complete doesn't it? don't let a little writers block get ya down..
[Shattered]-You: "hey man writing a book is tough work. the book of the forsaken needs to be complete doesn't it? don't let a little writers block get ya down.."

just some chatting i immensely enjoyed.. preparing to die from this guy a few times hes no newb <eek>

[IorakeWarhammer]

2-1, Katze (a wizard) ambushed my head with 300 AS. Style points? 10 out of fucking 10. <3

Officially inscribed # 127!!!

[Jayvn]

So.... why don't you post a picture of the football helmet your parents make you wear so not to hurt yourself Iorake...

[IorakeWarhammer]

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v282/236/70/11309419/n11309419_36194545_4411.jpg

how about that helmet?

[Drevihyin]

http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t197/riverduck/TJI_Awesome-Foundation.jpg



Mystery solved now we know why your so awesome!

[IorakeWarhammer]

Shattered]-GSF:Buddy: "wow, another shot of you spike thorning not in one place but on two threads"
You feel less drained.
>
[LNet]-GSIV:Healall: "still up there in the box?"
[Leaving rest mode.]
>;chat Buddy shut the fuck up I don't see you posting any cool logs you fucking benchwarmer. Honestly stfu.....
[Shattered]-You: "Buddy shut the fuck up I don't see you posting any cool logs you fucking benchwarmer. Honestly stfu....."
[LNet]-GSF:Mooch: "thought Healall meant the cucumber"
[LNet]-GSIV:Havothor: "yep! it's cozy here."
[Shattered]-GSF:Buddy: "that's not very nice."
[LNet]-GSIV:Havothor: "nothing to bother me at all."
[LNet]-GSF:Calidus: "cool logs?"
[Shattered]-GSF:Geno: "so, you landing people, what are you hunting around level 25?"
You've gained 1 mental training point.
(To use these new points, click on the "skill goals" link in the quick link bar.)
Unconverting 1 Mnt points to return 2 Phy points. (See HELP TPS)

Training Points: 20 Phy 0 Mnt (424 Phy converted to Mnt)
>
[Shattered]-GSF:Jefferydahmer: "rats"
[LNet]-GSIV:Healall: "i thought it was lever"
[LNet]-GSF:Calidus: "i hunt zombie rolton only. or i hunt nothing."
[LNet]-GSIV:Healall: "wish i remembered crank"
[Shattered]-GSF:Geno: "how's that working for ya?"
>;chat Calidus go drag Mordie or should I spike you again too? enjoy being on Mordie's JV squad, follower. nite nite ladies <3
[Shattered]-You: "Calidus go drag Mordie or should I spike you again too? enjoy being on Mordie's JV squad, follower. nite nite ladies <3"

some more enjoyable chatting post-kill

[Fortybox]

"Those who spend (freely), whether in prosperity, or in adversity; who restrain anger, and pardon (all) men; for Allah loves those who do good." (The Noble Quran)

[Shattered]-You: "Buddy shut the fuck up I don't see you posting any cool logs you fucking benchwarmer. Honestly stfu....."


Not very nice. You need to go pray some more.

[IorakeWarhammer]

the quotes are there as the most necessary reminders in my life

but hey, with your constant complaining i just had to level with you and let you know i'm also human

[IorakeWarhammer]

I officially apologize to Buddy for being a dick to him.

************** another lil log I enjoyed! ******

[Ruined Potter's Field]
A particularly large oak intrudes upon the path with its enormous roots reaching out as if to grasp the pathway and pull it right out of the ground. A small stone marker has been uprooted next to the oak, pushed aside by the gnarled wooden growth. You also see a zombie.
Also here: Trevelyan
Obvious paths: east, west
>
A zombie struggles up out of the ground!
A zombie struggles up out of the ground!
>
A zombie points at Trevelyan and gurgles, "Feast well on you will I..."
A zombie claws at Trevelyan!
With no room to spare, Trevelyan manages to parry the blow with his lance!
>
Trevelyan thrusts with a lance at a zombie!
The zombie evades the attack by a hair!
>
[Ruined Potter's Field]
Dark, leafy branches reach out across the path to the northeast, forming a tunnel of foliage. The ground is mottled with thick patches of grass, each a separate island along the river of dirt.
Obvious paths: northeast, west
>
[Ruined Potter's Field]
A dark canopy of leaves hangs low, almost making you feel the need to stoop to protect your head. The tunnel of foliage splits off in three directions. You also see a zombie, a green zircon and some silver coins.
Also here: The Prophet Nostradamus
Obvious paths: north, southwest, west
>
[LNet]-GSIV:Fremie: "mobility saved my ass against a lesser minotaur charge + Mstrike earlier"
>s
Nostradamus appears to be focusing her thoughts while chanting softly...
>
You can't go there.
>
Nostradamus channels at a zombie.
Nostradamus concentrates intently on a zombie, and a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward her!
CS: +145 - TD: +68 + CvA: +25 + d100: +75 == +177
Warding failed!
The zombie shudders with sporadic convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop her body.
The zombie is crushed for 50 points of damage!
... 25 points of damage!
Glancing blow to left eye scratches cornea!
... 20 points of damage!
Blow to neck tears tissue.
>sw
[Ruined Potter's Field]
Dark, leafy branches reach out across the path to the northeast, forming a tunnel of foliage. The ground is mottled with thick patches of grass, each a separate island along the river of dirt.
Obvious paths: northeast, west
>w
[Ruined Potter's Field]
A particularly large oak intrudes upon the path with its enormous roots reaching out as if to grasp the pathway and pull it right out of the ground. A small stone marker has been uprooted next to the oak, pushed aside by the gnarled wooden growth. You also see a zombie, a zombie and a zombie.
Also here: Trevelyan
Obvious paths: east, west
>
A zombie's eyes flash bright red!
A zombie tries to bite Trevelyan!
AS: +202 vs DS: +215 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +55 = +74
A clean miss.
>
Trevelyan just went east.
>prep 616
>cast at zombie
You gesture while summoning the spirits of nature to aid you with the Spike Thorn spell...
Your spell is ready.
>search zombie
>stance def
You gesture at a zombie.

Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath a zombie! Several of the thorns jab into the zombie!
... hits for 27 points of damage!
... 25 points of damage!
Well placed shot pierces knee, that hurt!
It is knocked to the ground!
... hits for 12 points of damage!
... 25 points of damage!
Vicious strike punctures intestines!
... hits for 32 points of damage!
... 30 points of damage!
Incredible shot to the eye penetrates deep into skull!
The zombie shudders slightly then ceases her so called life.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
You search the zombie.
You discard the zombie's useless equipment.
She didn't carry any silver.
Interesting, she carried an iron wand on her.
She had nothing else of value.
A zombie quickly decomposes before your eyes.
>
Cast Round Time in effect: Setting stance to guarded.
>w
[Ruined Potter's Field]
The path opens up into a field of knotted trees. Dying leaves cover the ground at your feet, making every step an audible report of your movement.
Obvious paths: east, northwest
>e
[Ruined Potter's Field]
A particularly large oak intrudes upon the path with its enormous roots reaching out as if to grasp the pathway and pull it right out of the ground. A small stone marker has been uprooted next to the oak, pushed aside by the gnarled wooden growth. You also see an iron wand, a zombie and a zombie.
Obvious paths: east, west
>prep 616
>cast at zombie
>search zombie
>stance def
You gesture while summoning the spirits of nature to aid you with the Spike Thorn spell...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture at a zombie.

Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath a zombie! Several of the thorns jab into the zombie!
... hits for 12 points of damage!
... 25 points of damage!
Well placed shot pierces knee, that hurt!
It is knocked to the ground!
... hits for 40 points of damage!
... 30 points of damage!
Amazing shot through the zombie's nose enters the brain!
The zombie shudders slightly then ceases his so called life.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
A zombie claws at you!
AS: +174 vs DS: +194 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +38 = +53
A clean miss.
>
You search the zombie.
You discard the zombie's useless equipment.
He had 63 silvers on him.
You gather the remaining 63 coins.
He had nothing else of value.
A zombie quickly decomposes before your eyes.
>w
Cast Round Time in effect: Setting stance to guarded.
>
[Ruined Potter's Field]
The path opens up into a field of knotted trees. Dying leaves cover the ground at your feet, making every step an audible report of your movement.
Obvious paths: east, northwest
>e
[Ruined Potter's Field]
A particularly large oak intrudes upon the path with its enormous roots reaching out as if to grasp the pathway and pull it right out of the ground. A small stone marker has been uprooted next to the oak, pushed aside by the gnarled wooden growth. You also see an iron wand and a zombie.
Obvious paths: east, west
>prep 616
>cast at zombie
>search zombie
You gesture while summoning the spirits of nature to aid you with the Spike Thorn spell...
Your spell is ready.
>stance def
You gesture at a zombie.

Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath a zombie! Several of the thorns jab into the zombie!
... hits for 25 points of damage!
... 35 points of damage!
Blow shatters knee and severs lower leg!
A zombie looks down at her mangled left leg and falls over!
The zombie shudders slightly then ceases her so called life.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
You search the zombie.
You discard the zombie's useless equipment.
She carried a rotting tanik box on her!
A zombie quickly decomposes before your eyes.
>
Cast Round Time in effect: Setting stance to guarded.
>e

[Khariz]

You attempt to kick Sookie!
MB: 179 vs MB: 15 = 164 -- Gain advantage!
Hard to follow! Fantastic position.
THT 85, d100 roll: 29, modified: 193
and hits for 62 points of damage!

* Sookie drops dead at your feet!

Roundtime: 4 sec.


Oops. Killed one of those people who spurt their neck for an empath bot. My bad.

[Khariz]

I've been inscribed:

Katze leaps from hiding to attack!
Katze swings a feras falchion at you!
AS: +312 vs DS: +128 with AvD: +39 + d100 roll: +15 = +238
... and hits for 66 points of damage!
Brain driven into neck by mammoth downswing!
The layer of protection fades away.
A faint silvery glow fades from around you.

It seems you have died, my friend. Although you cannot do anything, you are keenly aware of what is going on around you...

You mentally give a sigh of relief as you remember that the Goddess Lorminstra owes you a favor.

...departing in 13 mins...
DEAD>

[IorakeWarhammer]

Fame List -- Rangers -- Starting Rank 1
_____________________________________________
Rank| Name | Fame |Lvl|G| Race
---------------------------------------------
22 Jaeden 1338048 22 M Giant
23 Morningwood 1331730 25 M Halflin
29 Sayid 1140886 20 M Giant

not like it means anything, just funny. wish more would check in

[Khariz]

Yeah, I have a lot of competition too:

>fame warrior 1

Fame List -- Warriors -- Starting Rank 1
_____________________________________________
Rank| Name | Fame |Lvl|G| Race
---------------------------------------------
14 Madmountan 1864950 21 M Giant


No other warriors even have checked in.

[Ryvicke]

Fame List -- Rangers -- Starting Rank 1
_____________________________________________
Rank| Name | Fame |Lvl|G| Race
---------------------------------------------
22 Jaeden 1338048 22 M Giant
23 Morningwood 1331730 25 M Halflin
29 Sayid 1140886 20 M Giant

not like it means anything, just funny. wish more would check in

Wait--so some dude paid some other dude to get Morningwood to 25 first and then... shut the scripts off?

[SpiffyJr]

Yeah, I have a lot of competition too:

>fame warrior 1

Fame List -- Warriors -- Starting Rank 1
_____________________________________________
Rank| Name | Fame |Lvl|G| Race
---------------------------------------------
14 Madmountan 1864950 21 M Giant


No other warriors even have checked in.

No one's dumb enough to play a warrior :)

[Drinin]

fame paladin 1

Fame List -- Paladins -- Starting Rank 1
_____________________________________________
Rank| Name | Fame |Lvl|G| Race
---------------------------------------------
!>

[Celephais]

No one's dumb enough to play a warrior :)

You say that now, but when he has the sheathe market cornered you'll see the error of your ways.

[TheLastShamurai]

You say that now, but when he has the sheathe market cornered you'll see the error of your ways.

Not to mention armor adjustments.

[Deathravin]

Wait--so some dude paid some other dude to get Morningwood to 25 first and then... shut the scripts off?

Nobody paid me. And just because the fame list hasn't been updated doesn't mean MW isn't doing his thing.

I'll be updating everybody again right before 30 days is up. Will probably be my last update on the lists.

[Ryvicke]

Nobody paid me. And just because the fame list hasn't been updated doesn't mean MW isn't doing his thing.

I'll be updating everybody again right before 30 days is up. Will probably be my last update on the lists.

Cool.

So why'd you do it? Based on your post it seemed like it made your life pretty fucking shitty for a couple of weeks and it wasn't even your character.

[Liagala]

So why'd you do it? Based on your post it seemed like it made your life pretty fucking shitty for a couple of weeks and it wasn't even your character.
To see if he could. Personal satisfaction. Being King of the Mountain, even if it's just for a day. If I had anywhere near the coding ability of some of the people here, I probably would have raced too.

[SpiffyJr]

To see if he could. Personal satisfaction. Being King of the Mountain, even if it's just for a day. If I had anywhere near the coding ability of some of the people here, I probably would have raced too.

There's no way in hell my fiance or my job would let me take timeout for two weeks to play a video game 24/7. I'm not even sure I could muster the drive even if I had no obligations for two weeks.

[Liagala]

There's no way in hell my fiance or my job would let me take timeout for two weeks to play a video game 24/7. I'm not even sure I could muster the drive even if I had no obligations for two weeks.
I can play from work, and my boyfriend is 1,000 miles away. It makes temporary insanity like that a little more possible. As for drive... I'm a competitive wench. I'll go pretty far to "win," especially if I have someone right at my heels (or just a little ahead of me).

[TheLastShamurai]

I can play from work, and my boyfriend is 1,000 miles away. It makes temporary insanity like that a little more possible. As for drive... I'm a competitive wench. I'll go pretty far to "win," especially if I have someone right at my heels (or just a little ahead of me).

Is the Legend Bar {or whatever it's called} active in Shattered?

[Deathravin]

Cool.

So why'd you do it? Based on your post it seemed like it made your life pretty fucking shitty for a couple of weeks and it wasn't even your character.

I was already racing on two of my own accounts as well. MW just happened to come out with an early lead and eventually the win. The other 3 were within 10k of him. He just happened to die the least.

Not for nothing, having 5 characters to deal with did cause a lot more strife than 2 would have. In fact, I broke down and made our empath heal-only bitch half way through just to get one of them off my plate. But I'd say the work for 4 is almost the same as the work for 2.

[Liagala]

Is the Legend Bar {or whatever it's called} active in Shattered?
Interesting question. Unfortunately, as mentioned earlier, I don't have the scripting ability to pull it off. It would take me too long to figure out Ruby/regular expressions, and by the time I had a script I'm comfortable with, names would already be up in the bar. It took several years, but I finally learned how to tell when I'm out of my league, and to shut the competitive urges down.

[Deathravin]

Is the Legend Bar {or whatever it's called} active in Shattered?

what's that?

[TheLastShamurai]

what's that?

In Prime, it's an area that's dedicated to those who reach Legend status in their profession first. I believe Legend is considered Level 40.

[Liagala]

what's that?
I can't find it now, but In Prime, the first person to hit Legend in each class got something (a mug?) in Hearthstone with their name engraved on it.

[CrystalTears]

Is the Legend Bar active in Plat? Because I know it wasn't there when it started, but since I left before anyone became legend, I don't know if it activated.

[Deathravin]

J>l in my back
In the heavy backpack you see a blood red teardrop-etched scarab, a glimmering opalescent scarab, a sky-blue glaes scarab, an etched translucent scarab, an etched translucent scarab, an etched translucent scarab, a sky-blue glaes scarab, a sea-green glaes scarab, a sky-blue glaes scarab, a blood red teardrop-etched scarab, a sky-blue glaes scarab, a blood red teardrop-etched scarab, a blood red teardrop-etched scarab, a sky-blue glaes scarab, a glimmering opalescent scarab, a sea-green glaes scarab, a sky-blue glaes scarab, an etched translucent scarab, a sky-blue glaes scarab, a sea-green glaes scarab, an etched translucent scarab, a blood red teardrop-etched scarab, a glimmering opalescent scarab, a spiked onyx scarab, a sky-blue glaes scarab, a blood red teardrop-etched scarab, a sky-blue glaes scarab, a sea-green glaes scarab, a spiked onyx scarab, a glimmering opalescent scarab, a glimmering opalescent scarab, a sky-blue glaes scarab, a glimmering opalescent scarab, a spiked onyx scarab, a blood red teardrop-etched scarab, a glimmering opalescent scarab, a blood red teardrop-etched scarab, a sea-green glaes scarab, a glimmering opalescent scarab, a spiked onyx scarab, a spiked onyx scarab, a blood red teardrop-etched scarab, a blood red teardrop-etched scarab, a sea-green glaes scarab, a glimmering opalescent scarab, a blood red teardrop-etched scarab, a sea-green glaes scarab, a spiked onyx scarab, a sky-blue glaes scarab, a blood red teardrop-etched scarab, a sea-green glaes scarab, a sky-blue glaes scarab, a spiked onyx scarab, a sea-green glaes scarab, a glimmering opalescent scarab, a blood red teardrop-etched scarab, a sea-green glaes scarab, a blood red teardrop-etched scarab, a sea-green glaes scarab, a sea-green glaes scarab, an etched translucent scarab, a glimmering opalescent scarab, a blood red teardrop-etched scarab, a sea-green glaes scarab, a glimmering opalescent scarab, a sky-blue glaes scarab, a sky-blue glaes scarab, a sky-blue glaes scarab, a sea-green glaes scarab, a glimmering opalescent scarab, a sea-green glaes scarab, a sea-green glaes scarab, a sky-blue glaes scarab, a sea-green glaes scarab, an etched translucent scarab, a glimmering opalescent scarab, a spiked onyx scarab, a blood red teardrop-etched scarab, a sea-green glaes scarab, an etched translucent scarab, a glimmering opalescent scarab, a glimmering opalescent scarab, a spiked onyx scarab, a sky-blue glaes scarab, a blood red teardrop-etched scarab, a glimmering opalescent scarab, a blood red teardrop-etched scarab, a sea-green glaes scarab, a glimmering opalescent scarab, a sky-blue glaes scarab, a sea-green glaes scarab, an etched translucent scarab, a blood red teardrop-etched scarab, a sky-blue glaes scarab, an etched translucent scarab, a sky-blue glaes scarab, a sky-blue glaes scarab, an etched translucent scarab, a glimmering opalescent scarab, a glimmering opalescent scarab, a glimmering opalescent scarab, a spiked onyx scarab, a blood red teardrop-etched scarab, a glimmering opalescent scarab, a sky-blue glaes scarab, a sky-blue glaes scarab, a sky-blue glaes scarab, a blood red teardrop-etched scarab, a blood red teardrop-etched scarab, a spiked onyx scarab, a sky-blue glaes scarab, a glimmering opalescent scarab, a sky-blue glaes scarab, a blood red teardrop-etched scarab, a sea-green glaes scarab, a spiked onyx scarab, a spiked onyx scarab, a spiked onyx scarab, a spiked onyx scarab, a blood red teardrop-etched scarab, an etched translucent scarab, a sea-green glaes scarab, an etched translucent scarab, a sea-green glaes scarab, a sea-green glaes scarab, a glimmering opalescent scarab, a spiked onyx scarab, a sky-blue glaes scarab, a sea-green glaes scarab, a spiked onyx scarab, a spiked onyx scarab, a sky-blue glaes scarab, a sea-green glaes scarab, a sea-green glaes scarab, a blood red teardrop-etched scarab, a blood red teardrop-etched scarab, a sea-green glaes scarab, a blood red teardrop-etched scarab, a glimmering opalescent scarab, a glimmering opalescent scarab, a sea-green glaes scarab, a sky-blue glaes scarab, a spiked onyx scarab, a sea-green glaes scarab, a blood red teardrop-etched scarab, a blood red teardrop-etched scarab, a sea-green glaes scarab, a sky-blue glaes scarab, a sea-green glaes scarab, a sea-green glaes scarab, a blood red teardrop-etched scarab, an etched translucent scarab, a spiked onyx scarab, a sea-green glaes scarab, a sea-green glaes scarab, an etched translucent scarab, a sky-blue glaes scarab, a sea-green glaes scarab, a glimmering opalescent scarab, a glimmering opalescent scarab, a sea-green glaes scarab, a spiked onyx scarab, a blood red teardrop-etched scarab, a sea-green glaes scarab, a spiked onyx scarab, a sky-blue glaes scarab, a glimmering opalescent scarab, a sea-green glaes scarab, a sky-blue glaes scarab, a blood red teardrop-etched scarab, a glimmering opalescent scarab, a sky-blue glaes scarab, a blood red teardrop-etched scarab, a spiked onyx scarab, a glimmering opalescent scarab, a blood red teardrop-etched scarab, a sea-green glaes scarab, a sea-green glaes scarab, a sky-blue glaes scarab, a spiked onyx scarab, a sky-blue glaes scarab, an etched translucent scarab, a sky-blue glaes scarab, a glimmering opalescent scarab, a sky-blue glaes scarab, a glimmering opalescent scarab, a blood red teardrop-etched scarab, a blood red teardrop-etched scarab, a glimmering opalescent scarab, a spiked onyx scarab, a sky-blue glaes scarab, a sky-blue glaes scarab, a sky-blue glaes scarab, a glimmering opalescent scarab, a spiked onyx scarab, a blood red teardrop-etched scarab, a sea-green glaes scarab, a blood red teardrop-etched scarab, a glimmering opalescent scarab and a blood red teardrop-etched scarab.

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I like scrolling ya'll...
Deeds here I come :drool:

[IorakeWarhammer]

[Shattered]-GSF:Tillmen: "I had a rat once. It was awsome. I took it to Hardee's."
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[Shattered]-GSF:Mofuggah: "rats are always like "oh hi Mr snake, wanna be friends? O FUCK I"M DYIN!""
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[Shattered]-GSF:Yollia: "you should put a mongoose in with your snake"
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[Shattered]-GSF:Yollia: "have a duel"
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[Shattered]-GSF:Tillmen: "My rat would sit on my shoulder, apparently thinking it was a bird."

[IorakeWarhammer]

Fame List -- All Players -- Rank 1 to 25
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Rank| Name | Fame |Lvl|G| Race|Prof
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1 Maldric 113603552 53 M D-Elf Cle
2 Josef 29571310 64 M Elf Emp
3 Jaeden 23238672 61 M Giant Ran

#3 on the meaningless fame list!!!