Shattered Deaths

[Deathravin]

I thought it might be good to have a place to put up our more fun, funny, embarrassing or stupid deaths on this new server...

[Deathravin]

Across 5 people in 3 days I've been killed by GMs 50 times. Either through invasions or just messing around... Here's some funny ones I found in my logs.


A fatter uglier kobold claws at you!
AS: +57 vs DS: +37 with AvD: +27 + d100 roll: +68 = +115
... and hits for 3 points of damage!
Blow slides along your ribs.
Almost tickles.
The bright luminescence fades from around you.
The silvery luminescence fades from around you.

It seems you have died, my friend.


A fat little bluebird tries to bite you!
AS: +358 vs DS: +90 with AvD: +28 + d100 roll: +41 = +337
... and hits for 124 points of damage!
Shot shatters hip and severs right leg!
You fall screaming to the ground grasping your mangled right leg!
The silvery luminescence fades from around you.
The bright luminescence fades from around you.

It seems you have died, my friend.


>Pain like a miniature sun bursts within your chest as the dark-spiked beetle reaches your heart! Light flares before your eyes momentarily, followed by the release of death.

It seems you have died, my friend.



Blood jets forth as a long-horned dark-spiked scarab burrows into your right leg!
... 25 points of damage!
Well placed shot pierces knee, that hurt!
The powerful look leaves you.
The silvery luminescence fades from around you.
The bright luminescence fades from around you.

It seems you have died, my friend.

[Deathravin]

Katze leaps from hiding to attack!
Katze swings a vultite dark double-bit axe at you!
You evade the attack by inches!

Katze leaps from hiding to attack!
Katze swings a vultite dark double-bit axe at you!
By amazing chance, you evade the attack!

Katze leaps from hiding to attack!
Katze swings a vultite dark double-bit axe at you!
You dodge just in the nick of time!

Katze rubs a blue crystal in his hand.
An invisible force guides Katze.
His blue crystal suddenly disintegrates!
Katze leaps from hiding to attack!
Katze swings a feras dagger at you!
You move at the last moment to evade the attack!

Katze leaps from hiding to attack!
Katze swings a feras dagger at you!
You evade the attack by inches!

Katze leaps from hiding to attack!
Katze swings a feras dagger at you!
AS: +338 vs DS: +243 with AvD: +11 + d100 roll: +34 = +140
... and hits for 3 points of damage!
Thrust catches your chin.
Leaves an impression but no cut.

** As the blow lands, the feras dagger unleashes a damaging blast of lightning! **

... 25 points of damage!
Nasty shock to right arm stiffens joints. Nice and painful.
You are stunned for 3 rounds!

Katze swings a feras dagger at you!
AS: +263 vs DS: +223 with AvD: +11 + d100 roll: +37 = +88
A clean miss.

Katze leaps from hiding to attack!
Katze swings a feras dagger at you!
You evade the attack with ease!

Katze leaps from hiding to attack!
Katze swings a feras dagger at you!
AS: +263 vs DS: +243 with AvD: +11 + d100 roll: +27 = +58
A clean miss.

Katze rubs a blue crystal in his hand.
An invisible force guides Katze.
His blue crystal suddenly disintegrates!
Katze removes a feras dagger from in his assassin's cloak.
Katze leaps from hiding to attack!
Katze swings a feras dagger at you!
AS: +338 vs DS: +243 with AvD: +11 + d100 roll: +43 = +149
... and hits for 4 points of damage!
Thrust catches your chin.
Leaves an impression but no cut.

** As the blow lands, the feras dagger unleashes a damaging blast of lightning! **

... 30 points of damage!
Horrid jolt of electricity illuminates kidneys!
You are stunned for 6 rounds!

Katze leaps from hiding to attack!
Katze swings a feras dagger at you!
AS: +263 vs DS: +215 with AvD: +11 + d100 roll: +23 = +82
A clean miss.

Katze leaps from hiding to attack!
Katze swings a feras dagger at you!
AS: +263 vs DS: +215 with AvD: +11 + d100 roll: +35 = +94
A clean miss.

Katze leaps from hiding to attack!
Katze swings a feras dagger at you!
AS: +263 vs DS: +235 with AvD: +11 + d100 roll: +35 = +74
A clean miss.

Katze leaps from hiding to attack!
Katze swings a feras dagger at you!
You evade the attack by inches!

Katze leaps from hiding to attack!
Katze swings a feras dagger at you!
AS: +263 vs DS: +235 with AvD: +11 + d100 roll: +51 = +90
A clean miss.

Katze leaps from hiding to attack!
Katze swings a feras dagger at you!
You move at the last moment to evade the attack!

Katze rubs a blue crystal in his hand.
An invisible force guides Katze.
His blue crystal suddenly disintegrates!
Katze leaps from hiding to attack!
Katze swings a feras dagger at you!
You evade the attack by inches!

Katze leaps from hiding to attack!
Katze swings a feras dagger at you!
AS: +338 vs DS: +235 with AvD: +11 + d100 roll: +66 = +180
... and hits for 11 points of damage!
Nice shot to the head gouges your cheek!
You are stunned for 2 rounds!

** As the blow lands, the feras dagger unleashes a small shock of lightning! **

... 10 points of damage!
Heavy spark to left arm. Gonna hurt tomorrow.

Katze leaps from hiding to attack!
Katze thrusts with a feras rapier at you!
AS: +253 vs DS: +199 with AvD: +26 + d100 roll: +55 = +135
... and hits for 3 points of damage!
Thrust catches your chin.
Leaves an impression but no cut.

** As the blow lands, the feras rapier unleashes a severe smiting of lightning! **

... 70 points of damage!
Massive shock totally burns out the nervous system. Nothing works anymore.


I thought that was pretty good...

[TheThirdEye]

...Massive shock totally burns out the nervous system. Nothing works anymore.


I thought that was pretty good...

Were you incapacitated? I don't understand why you didn't fight back. Next time stick the pointy and sharp metal thing into him or cast some bad magics at him.

[Deathravin]

my fav of the night:

You hear the faint thoughts of [Shattered]-GSF:Steven echo in your mind:
"katze pissed off chuck norris?"
eh... live & let live I always say.

[Drunken Durfin]

eh... live & let live I always say.

Lesson here: Don't poke a snake. You will get bit.

[Deathravin]

Locksmith removes a stiletto from in his faenor-clasped pack.
>Speedy does not let you join him.
>Nurse meditates over Sune.
Nothing happens.
>Nurse meditates over Speedy.
Nothing happens.
>Having found a trap on the coffer, Locksmith begins to attempt to disarm it...

Locksmith suddenly grimaces as something goes horribly awry.

Suddenly, an engraved gold coffer gives off a loud sizzle, and explodes in a bright flash!
Being closest, Locksmith takes the brunt of the blast!
... 25 points of damage!
Knocked back several feet by blow to abdomen.
He is stunned!

The coffer's casing is blasted into hundreds of tiny flechettes!

Locksmith is severely perforated!
... 15 points of damage!
Well aimed shot, punctures calf!
... 30 points of damage!
Deft strike to abdomen penetrates several useful organs!
... 20 points of damage!
Nailed in lower back!
... 25 points of damage!
Slash across back of hand, tendons sliced!
... 20 points of damage!
Well placed strike shatters a rib!
... 20 points of damage!
Strike pierces forearm!

* Locksmith drops dead at your feet!

The brilliant luminescence fades from around Locksmith.
The powerful look leaves Locksmith.
Locksmith appears less secure.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Locksmith.
For an instant, Locksmith's wounds begin to knit, and it looks as though he will successfully cling to life. Then, the reality of death overcomes the influence of Troll's Blood.
The light blue glow leaves Locksmith.
The dim aura fades from around Locksmith.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Locksmith suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
The bright luminescence fades from around Locksmith.
Locksmith begins to breathe less deeply.
Locksmith seems a bit less imposing.
Locksmith becomes solid again.
The deep blue glow leaves Locksmith.

A passing elf lopes off exclaiming, "Locksmith has committed endangering public safety!"

Speedy is struck by flechettes!
... 25 points of damage!
Well placed shot pierces knee, that hurt!
He is knocked to the ground!
He is stunned!
Sune is struck by flechettes!
... 20 points of damage!
Strike pierces forearm!
She is stunned!
... 30 points of damage!
Fine shot pierces jugular vein! The brain wonders where all its oxygen went, briefly.

* Sune drops dead at your feet!

Sune seems hesitant.
The dull golden nimbus fades from around Sune.
Sune appears less secure.
Sune becomes unbalanced for a second, then recovers.
Sune appears to lose some internal strength.
The air shivers about Sune, glistening faintly before stilling to normalcy.
The opalescent aura fades from around Sune.
The powerful look leaves Sune.
A subtle light fades from Sune's eyes.
A white glow rushes away from Sune.
The very powerful look leaves Sune.
The white light leaves Sune.
The dim aura fades from around Sune.
The brilliant aura fades away from Sune.
Sune appears less confident.
The misty halo fades from Sune.
The deep blue glow leaves Sune.
The air calms down around Sune.
The light blue glow leaves Sune.
Sune seems slightly different.
Sune begins to breathe less deeply.
An ethereal golden collection bowl drifts out of Sune, then vanishes.

Someone exclaims, "Murder by Locksmith! Call the Guard Captain!"

Sindri is struck by flechettes!
... 20 points of damage!
Strike pierces calf!
He is knocked to the ground!
He is stunned!
Beelzebub is struck by flechettes!
... 25 points of damage!
Vicious strike punctures intestines!
He is stunned!
... 35 points of damage!
Blow shatters knee and severs lower leg!
Beelzebub screams and falls to the ground grasping his mangled right leg!
Deepthroat is struck by flechettes!
... 20 points of damage!
Nailed in lower back!
She is stunned!
... 20 points of damage!
Nailed in lower back!
Sophia is struck by flechettes!
... 15 points of damage!
Well aimed shot, punctures calf!
She is stunned!
... 25 points of damage!
Elbow punctured, oh what pain!
Skeletor is struck by flechettes!
... 24 points of damage!
Blow shatters knee and severs lower leg!
Skeletor screams and falls to the ground grasping his mangled right leg!
He is stunned!
... 20 points of damage!
Well placed strike shatters a rib!
Frosty is struck by flechettes!
... 10 points of damage!
Nice puncture to the back, just grazed the spine!
Draccon is struck by flechettes!
... 19 points of damage!
Neck skewered, sliding past the throat and spine! That looks painful.
He is stunned!
Ifor is struck by flechettes!
... 20 points of damage!
Nailed in lower back!
He is stunned!
Clio is struck by flechettes!
... 20 points of damage!
Strike pierces calf!
She is knocked to the ground!
She is stunned!
... 15 points of damage!
Loud *crack* as Clio's sternum breaks!
Kaedra is struck by flechettes!
... 5 points of damage!
Minor puncture to the left arm.
... 15 points of damage!
Shot to the hand slices a finger to the bone!
Gnomenclature is struck by flechettes!
... 35 points of damage!
Strike to wrist severs left hand!
He is stunned!
Dozens of flechettes fly off to the northwest!

>An unstable luck spirit floats in, trailing Sune's dead body.
>An unstable luck spirit scatters into a billowing cloud-shaped formation of golden light that spreads itself over Sune's body. The spirit completely obscures Sune within itself for a few moments before peeling off.
> * Sune just bit the dust!
* Locksmith just bit the dust!
You hear the faint thoughts of [LNet]-GSIV:Tecumsah echo in your mind:
"see the problem is they are in 9 beta and there is nothing really too bad abou ie8"

The Guard Captain saunters in, with a number of weapon-wielding guardsmen behind him.
The Guard Captain glances at Locksmith and says, "Dead huh? There isn't any sport in bringing in a dead criminal. Once you get back alive, I'll find you again. Don't you worry about that."
The Guard Captain haughtily struts southeast.


Thought that was fun.

[Drunken Durfin]

Wow, that is a lot of flechettes.