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Jayvn
05-24-2010, 10:28 PM
Don't think we had a thread for incredibly horrible mind scarring alteration ideas for shattered yet...

as someone mentioned on lnet yesterday... having a weapon altered into 'his cock'... thinking further on this..it should be crafted mainly out of wood...

I wouldn't mind getting a shield altered into a dead burghal gnome or something... just toting around a little corpse letting it soak up some hits....
HouseofElves
05-24-2010, 10:32 PM
For the longest time Tierus went off about wanting to make a war-dildo because he said dildo is an actual term for a weapon.
Augie
05-25-2010, 12:18 AM
If I played shattered, I'd get a really uber weapon altered into a wet noodle.
Sylvan Dreams
05-25-2010, 12:54 PM
Don't think we had a thread for incredibly horrible mind scarring alteration ideas for shattered yet...

as someone mentioned on lnet yesterday... having a weapon altered into 'his cock'... thinking further on this..it should be crafted mainly out of wood...

Would be kind of funny to see, but I doubt anything vulgar would be allowed. Since GS is still touted as a "child friendly" game, I bet Shattered will be as well.
SpiffyJr
05-25-2010, 01:08 PM
Would be kind of funny to see, but I doubt anything vulgar would be allowed. Since GS is still touted as a "child friendly" game, I bet Shattered will be as well.

God I hope so. Just because I'm playing on Shattered doesn't mean I want gigantic dildos and douche nozzles running around killing people. I'd be okay with no alters, even.
ElvenFury
05-25-2010, 01:11 PM
The whole point of Shattered is that GMs will not be policing things, so you can do or say whatever you want. However, alterations require GM participation, and there's nothing requiring them to make that giant dildo mace just because you want it. They can be as in character as they like, which I expect most will. That said, it will be interesting to see if any GMs are willing (or even able) to play along.
Shari
05-25-2010, 01:21 PM
I'm with EF on this. Its going to be up to the GM's. So if you piss a lot of them off in Shattered, I don't see you ever getting much work done, let alone a dildo.
radamanthys
05-25-2010, 01:21 PM
GMs will work in shattered if they want. Basically, nobody is mandated to. It's just like, "lets log into shattered and abuse the peons today". I'm guessing that they'll be given broad range to do whatever they please. If they want to kill everyone at once, they probably could. Invade the catacombs on the first day with Ithzir? Absolutely.

Meaning that some GM could come make scrotum skin shields or Goatse man's one ring (which one? I'll leave that up to you). If they want.
SpiffyJr
05-25-2010, 01:23 PM
I see Itzel being a gigantic douche in Shattered since he's the most script hating bastard I know.
Drunken Durfin
05-25-2010, 01:41 PM
I see Itzel being a gigantic douche in Shattered since he's the most script hating bastard I know.

Let us not forget Andraste.
Jayvn
05-25-2010, 01:58 PM
for those of you that don't read the official forums..there will be items like that... as well as the unrestricted names... hence the YOU HAVE TO BE 18 to PLAY SHATTERED part...
Drunken Durfin
05-25-2010, 02:00 PM
for those of you that don't read the official forums..there will be items like that... as well as the unrestricted names... hence the YOU HAVE TO BE 18 to PLAY SHATTERED part...

Correct. Shattered will not be a family environment, as opposed to GS Barbie Prime.
Shari
05-25-2010, 02:15 PM
HEY....some of us will make this GS Barbie Shattered. :p
ElvenFury
05-25-2010, 02:19 PM
HEY....some of us will make this GS Barbie Shattered. :p
Until a perverted GM has your corpse gang raped by troll kings. How's your pretty skirt look now, hmm?!
Aanton
05-25-2010, 02:28 PM
I have absolutely no time to play at the moment so my prime accounts are closed. Needless to say, I won't be playing Shattered anytime soon. Regardless, the following item absolutely must be made:

a softly glowing white JO crystal suspended from a thin gold chain

Extra points for whoever can get something done involving model trains and crab meat.

J
Jayvn
05-25-2010, 02:35 PM
I have absolutely no time to play at the moment so my prime accounts are closed. Needless to say, I won't be playing Shattered anytime soon. Regardless, the following item absolutely must be made:

a softly glowing white JO crystal suspended from a thin gold chain

Extra points for whoever can get something done involving model trains and crab meat.

J

engraved in the crystal is the phrase "until 4 am...or until we get tired"
Drunken Durfin
05-25-2010, 10:18 PM
Bah...wrong thread...ignore
Jayvn
05-26-2010, 08:05 PM
You are holding a target shield with a burghal gnome corpse nailed to it in your left hand.

BOOYAH mother fucker..also Michiko has thunder thighs and Jeesus has a crown of thorns... and someone had an accoustic guitar...
Kitsun
05-26-2010, 08:07 PM
>glanc
You glance down to see a crappy old flickering pink lightsaber in your right hand and a reinforced shield in your left hand.
>
Eoghain
05-26-2010, 09:03 PM
Name: Jeesus Race: Human Profession: Cleric (not shown)
You are wearing some filthy white robes, a pair of woven sandals, a crown of thorns, a leather sheath, a crystal amulet, a small cobalt blue belt pouch, a large golden yellow pack, and a pair of gold-threaded leggings.
Sylvan Dreams
05-26-2010, 09:23 PM
for those of you that don't read the official forums..there will be items like that... as well as the unrestricted names... hence the YOU HAVE TO BE 18 to PLAY SHATTERED part...

Official Simu T&C states that the user is at least 18.

...and right abcve that link, is the "letter to parents" that explains how lovely and "safe" GS is for kids.

(I don't think kids belong in GS, FWIW. They should be socializing with real people, or something.)