Ok ok you guys were right..

[IorakeWarhammer]

I just wanted to apologize to you guys for over-reacting to the criticism you guys gave me. I'm a bit rusty and I realize the community here is fairly veteran and usually annoyed by annoying outsiders. I'm hoping to be an asset to the community. So, again, I apologize for my foul comments. I hope people would, at least at heart, extend the same feelings to me. (especially for some of the unnecessary things said to me.)

The comment that I was negatively representing my religion weighed heavily on me so thank you for that.

Looking forward to being more friendly and less childish,

~Deron

[Parkbandit]

You started it.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

If sincere, very mature.

[Sam]

Deron saved my ass in the Labyrinth, so that's a plus. Of course the swarm may have been due to minotaurs knowing he was there with me.

[Asha]

I bet he'll go back to being the same when he hears something he doesn't like.
Whatever dude. It's just a forum. Who cares.

[phantasm]

I'm not sure how I feel about this. It could hold good things for the future. The PC now has the power to change someone from childish to mature with a few nasty posts and neg reps.

[ElvenFury]

I'm not sure how I feel about this. It could hold good things for the future. The PC now has the power to change someone from childish to mature with a few nasty posts and neg reps.
He's apologizing for "over-reacting to the criticism", not for spamming posts, starting pointless threads, or generally being a retard. So, good for him for getting a grip before we got to add him to the meltdown hall of fame thread, but bad for us since the entertainment factor he was providing, IMO, was the only thing making up for his aforementioned shortcomings.

[AnticorRifling]

The meltdown will still happen, give it time.

[Liagala]

I'm not sure how I feel about this. It could hold good things for the future. The PC now has the power to change someone from childish to mature with a few nasty posts and neg reps.

It wasn't us, it was Jihna (pronounced with a long I sound, because I'm allowed to). She had to go and poke her nose into our fun, ruining it with sense and heading off the sure-to-be-entertaining meltdown. Hopefully she now recognizes the error of her ways, and will henceforth stop making sense.

[Asha]

The meltdown will still happen, give it time.

This.

[Sam]

haha jIhna

[Asha]

I always thought of it like that

[ElvenFury]

Jihna (pronounced with a long I sound, because I'm allowed to)
Wait, you mean that's not how it's meant to be pronounced?!

[Liagala]

Wait, you mean that's not how it's meant to be pronounced?!

When she first came back to the PC, she got all grumpy about people pronouncing it like the name Gina. A few days later I got permission to pronounce it the other way because I posted my webbed toes. So :P to all of you.

[AnticorRifling]

YOURE A DUCK!

[Anebriated]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y249/Kyrthos/gbombay.jpg

would be proud

[IorakeWarhammer]

<3

[Asha]

:heart: is better

[Nieninque]

What a fairy.

[Tisket]

What she said.

edit: if she was talking about the OP that is.

[Methais]

I just wanted to apologize to you guys for over-reacting to the criticism you guys gave me. I'm a bit rusty and I realize the community here is fairly veteran and usually annoyed by annoying outsiders. I'm hoping to be an asset to the community. So, again, I apologize for my foul comments. I hope people would, at least at heart, extend the same feelings to me. (especially for some of the unnecessary things said to me.)

The comment that I was negatively representing my religion weighed heavily on me so thank you for that.

Looking forward to being more friendly and less childish,

~Deron

1. What exactly are you rusty at?

2. We're annoyed by annoying insiders too.

3. We've seen posts like this 4728042 times before, and roughly all of them returned to their douchebaggery within a week.

4. We even rip on the people we like here, because the internet is serious.

5. Nieninque hasn't been saying CUNT enough lately.

6. This community has no assets, except for Tisket's.

7. www.goatse.cx

[Asha]

omg goatse.cx mail!

yourname@goatse.cx!!

[Asha]

Amazing, cheers meth

[4a6c1]

The comment that I was negatively representing my religion weighed heavily on me so thank you for that.



You're welcome.

[4a6c1]

For the rest of you. Rhino-gored man parts. In your rep box. When I get home. The end.

[IorakeWarhammer]

<3 methais

[Asha]

You're Warclaidhm aren't you? Shhh it's ok, it's ok. <3

[Lord Orbstar]

shhh, just let it happen, Deron. Ya, that's it...just let it happen. Push out...shhh, dont cry. Relax, comply and you will be one of the gang soon

[Asha]

It's why we're here.. it's why we're here.. shh

[Liagala]

I just wanted to apologize to you guys for over-reacting to the criticism you guys gave me. I'm a bit rusty and I realize the community here is fairly veteran and usually annoyed by annoying outsiders. I'm hoping to be an asset to the community. So, again, I apologize for my foul comments. I hope people would, at least at heart, extend the same feelings to me. (especially for some of the unnecessary things said to me.)

The comment that I was negatively representing my religion weighed heavily on me so thank you for that.

Looking forward to being more friendly and less childish,

~Deron

He had been giving someone crap for "stealing" his kills on Lnet earlier, while everyone else told him to get a disk or stop hiding. A while later, he told someone else to "pay attention." I assumed it was the same thing, and told him to get a disk or shut up. About 10 minutes later...

>go ga
[Wehnimer's, Exterior]
The muted sounds of loud bartering from within Wehnimer's Landing, and the lonely calls of a pair of mated fenvaoks high up in the air vie for your attention as you march along the outer western edge of the town. You also see a town guard and a large wooden gate.
Obvious paths: north, south
>ask gu for bounty
The guard says, "Ah, so you're from the Adventurer's Guild? Yes, we do have a task for you. One of our citizens is in quite the predicament. His young son ran away from home recently. A local divinist has discerned glimpses of the child fleeing from a thyril in the catacombs under Wehnimer's Landing. The child is still alive, though is in constant danger and is probably cowering where ever he can find somewhere to hide."

The guard continues, "Go out the area where the child was last seen, find him, and bring him back safely to me. You will probably need to kill some of the creatures that he was last seen fleeing from in order to build up his confidence in you and reveal himself."
>
Jaeden leaps from hiding to attack!
Jaeden swings a claidhmore at you!
AS: +153 vs DS: +57 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +96 = +227
... and hits for 90 points of damage!
You twist away but are caught with a hard slash!
Back is broken!
The powerful look leaves you.
You become solid again.
The silvery luminescence fades from around you.

It seems you have died, my friend. Although you cannot do anything, you are keenly aware of what is going on around you...

You realize that you have no outstanding favors which Lorminstra owes you, and without having accomplished a deed for Her, your soul is in danger of vanishing from the land forever!

...departing in 13 mins...

DEAD>laugh
You laugh, the sepulchral sound echoing through the room.
DEAD>
Jaeden just went north.
DEAD>
A rolton sniffs the air anxiously.

A rolton glances around, sure that he has missed something...

DEAD>
The voice of Jaeden says, "Keep running your mouth you fucking bitch."
DEAD>'You are so retarded
You say, "You are so retarded."
DEAD>
The town guard says, "I was just thinking of that old legend about a city underneath the bay. I doubt that it's true of course, but if it is I'll bet they've got some fantastic seafood there."
DEAD>
A rolton makes a move toward the gate but the town guard whacks it on the behind with the flat of his blade sending it scampering away from him. "Stupid creatures," the guard mumbles, shaking his head.
DEAD>
A rolton sniffs the air anxiously.

A rolton glances around, sure that he has missed something...

DEAD>'It's actually scary sometimes.
You say, "It's actually scary sometimes."
DEAD>
>'Go start another thread on the PC.
You say, "Go start another thread on the PC."
DEAD>
The voice of Jaeden says, "Die."
DEAD>
Jaeden comes out of hiding.
Jaeden just went north.
DEAD>
Jaeden just came through a large wooden gate.
DEAD>snic
You are a ghost! You must wait until someone resurrects you, or you decay. Either way, it won't be long now! (HELP for more details).
DEAD>l
[Wehnimer's, Exterior]
The muted sounds of loud bartering from within Wehnimer's Landing, and the lonely calls of a pair of mated fenvaoks high up in the air vie for your attention as you march along the outer western edge of the town. You also see a town guard and a large wooden gate.
Also here: Jaeden
Obvious paths: north, south
DEAD>laugh
You laugh, the sepulchral sound echoing through the room.
DEAD>'Come to gloat over killing someone level 3?
You ask, "Come to gloat over killing someone level 3?"
DEAD>
Jaeden just went north.

~~~~~
So glad he's going to be less childish.

[pabstblueribbon]

The retard was trying to get someone's attention by chatting on lnet to him. Too bad the guy wasn't on lnet.

I hold you personally responsible for this shitbird going lich SpiffyJr.

:(

[Tisket]

DEAD>
>'Go start another thread on the PC.
You say, "Go start another thread on the PC."
DEAD>

lol

[IorakeWarhammer]

So glad he's going to be less childish.

i only did that because of your incessant shit talking and flaming so.. what goes around comes around d00d..

[TheEschaton]

Being told to "get a disk" when you're a hider/ambusher is not incessent shit talking.

[Liagala]

Being told to "get a disk" when you're a hider/ambusher is not incessent shit talking.

This. It's the second interaction I'd had with him.

[Parkbandit]

i only did that because of your incessant shit talking and flaming so.. what goes around comes around d00d..

I think this post is hilarious.. when taken into context from your thread starting post:


I just wanted to apologize to you guys for over-reacting to the criticism you guys gave me. I'm a bit rusty and I realize the community here is fairly veteran and usually annoyed by annoying outsiders. I'm hoping to be an asset to the community. So, again, I apologize for my foul comments. I hope people would, at least at heart, extend the same feelings to me. (especially for some of the unnecessary things said to me.)

The comment that I was negatively representing my religion weighed heavily on me so thank you for that.

Looking forward to being more friendly and less childish,

~Deron


You failed, miserably.

[Asha]

Saw that coming

[IorakeWarhammer]

>
You offer to sell your uncollected thoughts to the pawnbroker.
The pawnbroker takes your uncollected thoughts, glances at it briefly, then hands you 378 silver coins.


? ive been really good. the gsiv guy did other really annoying things to me and he brought it upon himself

[Liagala]

>
You offer to sell your uncollected thoughts to the pawnbroker.
The pawnbroker takes your uncollected thoughts, glances at it briefly, then hands you 378 silver coins.


? ive been really good. the gsiv guy did other really annoying things to me and he brought it upon himself

I'm Gsiv, and not a guy. What "other really annoying" things did I do to you? I gave you crap about a disk that first time, when you really were talking on Lnet about someone stealing your kills (despite the fact that you were hiding with no disk). I made a single comment again later when I thought (wrongly) that you were repeating your mistake. That's all I did, prior to your awe-inspiring slaughter of someone a third of your level.

I'll admit to plenty of giving you shit after that, but there was almost nothing before it.

[AnticorRifling]

She just said you're getting tits tattooed on your back and she'd better not catch you leaning into it.

Prison style.

[Methais]

>
You offer to sell your uncollected thoughts to the pawnbroker.
The pawnbroker takes your uncollected thoughts, glances at it briefly, then hands you 378 silver coins.


? ive been really good. the gsiv guy did other really annoying things to me and he brought it upon himself

How old are you?

[RichardCranium]

>
You offer to sell your uncollected thoughts to the pawnbroker.
The pawnbroker takes your uncollected thoughts, glances at it briefly, then hands you 378 silver coins.


? ive been really good. the gsiv guy did other really annoying things to me and he brought it upon himself

I'm not saying I dislike you but I hope you choke on a fuckin porno cock.

[MotleyCrew]

Just give it up IW, for fuck sakes just give it up.

[AnticorRifling]

I just wanted to apologize to you guys for over-reacting to the criticism you guys gave me. I'm a bit rusty and I realize the community here is fairly veteran and usually annoyed by annoying outsiders. I'm hoping to be an asset to the community. So, again, I apologize for my foul comments. I hope people would, at least at heart, extend the same feelings to me. (especially for some of the unnecessary things said to me.)

The comment that I was negatively representing my religion weighed heavily on me so thank you for that.

Looking forward to being more friendly and less childish,

~Deron

Shocker you're reverting to being a douche bag troll and failing to follow anything you said you would. Man I am so surprised.

[Parkbandit]

Shocker you're reverting to being a douche bag troll and failing to follow anything you said you would. Man I am so surprised.

:rofl:

[RichardCranium]

No way, it's totally different this time!

[Tisket]

Shocker you're reverting to being a douche bag troll and failing to follow anything you said you would. Man I am so surprised.

Yeah, none of us has noticed his complete and utter lack of self control either. Shocking.

[Tisket]

You realize you are going to have to ban him again, right? Shaming him won't work because he's too retarded to recognize that he has anything to be ashamed about.

[AnticorRifling]

I'm well aware. But at least I can point and laugh at him up until the point where I just say fuck it and ban him. Really that's it's waiting on.

[Tisket]

Can you ban me for a day then? So I can say I'd been banned. It might make you feel better. Do it!

[AnticorRifling]

That's a big negative.

[RichardCranium]

You've been hanging around your wife too much.

[AnticorRifling]

Touche salesman.

[Tisket]

That's a big negative.

Admit it, you're just bitter that I wouldn't cyber with you.

[Stry]

Admit it, you're just bitter that I wouldn't cyber with you.

I know I am.

[IorakeWarhammer]

Shocker you're reverting to being a douche bag troll and failing to follow anything you said you would. Man I am so surprised.

screw you Anticor I've been a lot better except for maybe last week!!!

things that stopped since my ban:

1. using alts
2. 99% reduction in bumping useless threads
3. HUGE reduction in creating new threads

things that have begun:

1. many more attempts at contribution to various GS related folders
2. searching for threads to use on relevant topics instead of creating new ones
3. less posting in general

i really did take a lot of the comments to heart and i have tried to be a bit better. hard to teach an old dog new tricks. but there's others on the board that are actually violating policy.

you just don't like me. it isn't really a banning or non banning issue. you can't ban people just because they are disliked and are annoying. also - a lot of people who like me are afraid to say so because of the intimidation they feel from my enemies.

hell, my rep was even green for a while.

sometimes i just get in these moods where i feel the PC is deathly boring and i need to spice it up a bit. [even at my own expense!]

anyone with suggestions can send me a PM

[Liagala]

anyone with suggestions can send me a PM
Suggestion - stop posting. No PM required.

[IorakeWarhammer]

but then my fans will be sad

im jk, im really gonna try and fall back

but empty promises suck mkay

walk walk > talk talk

[Parkbandit]

but then my fans will be sad

im jk, im really gonna try and fall back

but empty promises suck mkay

walk walk > talk talk

If you are so weak willed, as you have demonstrated here.. how can you possibly believe that Mohammed wants you to walk behind him?

Come on.. show us what it's like to be a strong willed Muslim... able to not succumb to the ways of the West of being lazy and a sheep. Show the Infidels!

أشهد أن لا إله إلاَّ الله و أشهد أن محمد رسول الله

[AnticorRifling]

screw you Anticor I've been a lot better except for maybe last week!!!

things that stopped since my ban:

1. using alts
2. 99% reduction in bumping useless threads
3. HUGE reduction in creating new threads

things that have begun:

1. many more attempts at contribution to various GS related folders
2. searching for threads to use on relevant topics instead of creating new ones
3. less posting in general

i really did take a lot of the comments to heart and i have tried to be a bit better. hard to teach an old dog new tricks. but there's others on the board that are actually violating policy.

you just don't like me. it isn't really a banning or non banning issue. you can't ban people just because they are disliked and are annoying. also - a lot of people who like me are afraid to say so because of the intimidation they feel from my enemies.

hell, my rep was even green for a while.

sometimes i just get in these moods where i feel the PC is deathly boring and i need to spice it up a bit. [even at my own expense!]

anyone with suggestions can send me a PM

You forgot the part where 2 and 3 still happen way more from you than any other poster on these boards.

You're correct though, I don't like you. I hate the "ZOMG BE RELIGIOUS LIKE ME I JUST STARTED READING THIS OLD BOOK SO I'M GOING TO USE EVERY CHANCE TO SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROATS!!!!" followed by "ZOMG IM A DOUCHEBAG DOING DOUCHEBAG TROLL SHIT!!!" followed by "Please ignore the douchebag troll shit that was just in fun (see I said it was in fun so you shouldn't use it as an example) clearly I read an old book so that's what matters don't focus on things I actually do and please ignore I don't have the ability to practice what I preach".

So it's not really just you, you're not that special, it's anyone that does the above either on the boards our out and about in that big scary real world place.

As for it being a "banning issue" you're right I will never ban someone just because I don't like them, however, if you continue to distrupt the boards with jack assery that's irritating enough to flood my inbox with PMs from posters complaining I will probably have a talk with the man and see what should be pursued. But don't worry and fear not, me thinking you're a fraud doesn't weigh into it.

[Parkbandit]

I believe "jack assery" is one word: Jackassery.

[RichardCranium]

I believe "jack assery" is one word: Jackassery.

In Anticor's defense, he's used to using the phrase on those "other boards" where the word jack serves as a verb.

[IorakeWarhammer]

nah f that Anticor, I'm not succumbing to your intimidation.

i truly have tried to be nice to people despite how cruel and mean they have attempted to be :)

i'm a goofy white guy that's playful and loose with his words but also religious and caring. oh noes! some contradictory personality attributes! let's rail this guy to no end and be jerks constantly!! but we're soooo much better than him omg!

Please.

I'm not shoving anything down anyone's throats. I'm just not afraid to be who I am and assert my identity. I will quote things if I feel it's right. It's part of me. It's okay. Accept. Move on. Or ban. Your call. :)

[Kid Danger]

Accept. Move on. Or ban. Your call. :)

How about ignore? Ignore works also! Just trying to be helpful :)

[AnticorRifling]

nah f that Anticor, I'm not succumbing to your intimidation.

i truly have tried to be nice to people despite how cruel and mean they have attempted to be :)

i'm a goofy white guy that's playful and loose with his words but also religious and caring. oh noes! some contradictory personality attributes! let's rail this guy to no end and be jerks constantly!! but we're soooo much better than him omg!

Please.

I'm not shoving anything down anyone's throats. I'm just not afraid to be who I am and assert my identity. I will quote things if I feel it's right. It's part of me. It's okay. Accept. Move on. Or ban. Your call. :)

....you're pretty much retarded. If I have to point out every single point within this post where you're retarded let me know.

[Back]

As for it being a "banning issue" you're right I will never ban someone just because I don't like them, however, if you continue to distrupt the boards with jack assery that's irritating enough to flood my inbox with PMs from posters complaining I will probably have a talk with the man and see what should be pursued. But don't worry and fear not, me thinking you're a fraud doesn't weigh into it.

Really? That many people actually PM you with complaints?

[AnticorRifling]

Really? That many people actually PM you with complaints?

Really.

[IorakeWarhammer]

i might be retarded but i'm a member of the boards here and as long as i'm not banned people should at least objectively recognize i'm not HALF as bad as I was 6 months ago

[AnticorRifling]

i might be retarded but i'm a member of the boards here and as long as i'm not banned people should at least objectively recognize i'm not HALF as bad as I was 6 months ago

I would disagree but hell for the sake of argument let's say it is HALF as bad. You're still acting like being HALF as bad is a good thing.

[RichardCranium]

I would disagree but hell for the sake of argument let's say it is HALF as bad. You're still acting like being HALF as bad is a good thing.

The fool who plays the fools game is fooler.

[AnticorRifling]

Son of a Xcalibur'd.

Also for shits and giggles IW check this thread out starting with that post:

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?p=1220264#post1220264

I like your edit of "I'm trying to be better for reals this time no foolin..." in your next post and my response of you only stopped making alts for fear of a perm ban not because you want to "be better" only rings more true. Congrats.

[Parkbandit]

Really? That many people actually PM you with complaints?


Really.

Confirmed

[AnticorRifling]

PB I hate you.

[IorakeWarhammer]

Associated Press - 3/7/2011

AP - CAIRO

Rioting has resumed in the small Islamic emirate of Iwstan today in response to resumed threats of sanctions from the United Players' Corner. Negotiations between the two hostile countries came to a boiling point last week due to a brazen trolling attack committed by Iwstan. The two countries have been feuding for the past 3 years regarding controversy stemming from religious differences and anti-trolling policies. The spokesman for Iwstan's ruling theocracy, known only as "The Hammer," blamed the attack on a shadowy group of rogue trolls known only as the "Hashasheen." After fielding several touch questions, he stormed out of the Press Room after a suggestion that he stole his nickname from Tom DeLay.

A long period of calm before the recent strife was heralded by Iwstan's clear attempts to improve its conduct in the face of strict international scrutiny. A particular sore spot in relations involved the touchy subject creating new threads. At the United Nations conference on terrorism last week, Iwstan showed graphs and charts demonstrating a significant decrease in thread creation since sanctions were lifted after the troll insurgency last summer. The small country has also completely eliminated their "alts of mass destruction" program, although an anonymous source within the Corner suggests otherwise.

Last week, a major troll strike crippled several threads, but their spokesman claims it was an isolated incident. Trolling attempts and general spamming have been down over the last few months according to the UN Security Council. The source of the attack is still being backtraced by the infamous M1 [Mingrone 1] intelligence agency. Senior leadership within the United Players' Corner feel they have been negatively impacted politically due to their perceived lack of adequate response to the rising tide of trolling. Recent population studies indicate that by 2050, over half of the country could be populated by trolls. Critics of the study, including Indiana's own Tabor Wilson, suggest otherwise, pointing at alternative data suggesting the troll population is already too rampant to cull.

[AnticorRifling]

That article makes no mention of Iwstan's complete inability to follow up on any promises made (several well documented examples have been provided but there's been no comment from within IWstan's ruling retard party). It also fails to address the rampant hypocrisy by the current party in power.

Clearly this article is biased and not from an objective source. I call shenanigans.

[IorakeWarhammer]

i love how iwstan is pronounced ewwstan in my head lmao