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[Sam]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1280469/Matador-escapes-death-skin-teeth-horrific-goring-Madrid-bullfight.html

[Back]

PWND!!!

[Jarvan]

Must have one hell of a redux and crit padding.

If he lives through it, you also know he will ALWAYS win whenever people start talking about their scars.

[kookiegod]

That is going to leave a mark....

[TheEschaton]

"Once, I cut myself on a shard of glass when I PUNCHED THROUGH IT WITH MY FISTS OF FURY..."

"Yeah, well, once, I WAS GORED BY A FUCKING BULL THROUGH THE THROAT."

LOL.

[Methais]

Score one for the bull.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v317/dannynsk/asians.jpg

Fuck bullfighting, mainly because even if the bull wins, they kill it anyway.

[Sylvan Dreams]

I hate matadors.

[Nieninque]

Justice

[Stanley Burrell]

So this guy walks into a Spanish restaurant and asks for the best meat they have, the waiter nods and comes back with two huge meatballs.

The patron asks, "What's this?" To which the waiter responds, "Bull testicles from the remains of the bull in a bullfight."

The patron, with hesitation, takes an adventurous bite: Delicious! Finishes the meal and leaves a huge tip and compliments to the chef.

Next week, he goes back to the same Spanish restaurant, asks astutely for the bull nards and scarfs them down. Satisfied, he knows he'll be returning the next week.

Next week he asks the waiter to bring him the testicles. The waiter comes back with two tiny meatballs this time. The patron asks, "Why are these so small?"

And the waiter replies, "Sometimes the bull wins."

[Sam]

That bull should live in luxury for the rest of his days... Of course they probably killed it already.

[mgoddess]

Holy ouch batman...

[Drew]

I like bull fighting. The bulls can get even.

[Celephais]

Just barely missed... Good for the bull.

[Kuyuk]

I think this is essentially the draw for people to watch bullfighting... in hopes that this happens.

Awesome, I do hope it lives, but I'm sure it's dead.

[Enitocin]

When I first saw that I thought, 'That would be a gnarly piercing.'
Something is wrong with me.

[Barundar]

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l31awpvgWc1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg

[Abilene]

That hurts to look at..

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

What sport is there in torturing an animal to death? I never understood the sadistic desire to do that.

[Stanley Burrell]

Why the hell do they kill the bull if it wins?

Why not have, like, ...say... Dress the prize-winning bull up as a matador for the next round and then have a bunch of pasty Spaniards wearing fake horns and hooves try to reclaim the title?

Seriously, is SIMU QC'ing bullfighting or something? Bullfighting? Bullshit.