Welfidia

[RawR]

Need I say more?

[Kitsun]

Examples are more useful than just a name.

[RawR]

Go talk to her and find out for yourself. I don't want to ruin your fun.

[Sam]

You're a douche, Welfie is cool. Need I say more?

[Methais]

Go talk to her and find out for yourself. I don't want to ruin your fun.

Are you aware of the purpose of a message board and its functions?

[Ardwen]

I dunno what this thread is about but Brute wins because hsi Avatar is great

[Sam]

You're a douche, Welfie is cool. Need I say more?

I would like to retract my previous statement.. Since posting this I actually had good times in game with Xolean (It does pain me to say that RawR!) and Welfie has gotten way more militant lesbian angry..

The player(s) of Welfidia (Mtnhooligan here) seems bipolar or just angry that her character dies all the time.. Sometimes she's happy to be saved, but mostly she's ungrateful and decays and bitches that no one ever tries to save her..

I've been hunting in the bowels for a couple of months now, and I figure it's common knowledge that you might not get saved there even during peak hours, because it's just plain dangerous and there's not always a capped rescuer hanging out in the landing. That's how everyone sees it right? If I die there and don't have any friends local, I usually just go AFK and hope that by chance I'm rezzed in 15 minutes. If i decay, oh well. I knew the risk.

Nothing major happened prompting me to post this... other than seeing her in TSC briefly and being reminded of a few experiences over the last few months. I know there are some good welfidia stories out there. Please share!


High Lady Welfidia just arrived.

You laugh at Welfidia!
You sit down.

(OOC) Welfidia's player whispers, "What's so funny?"
(OOC) Welfidia's player whispers, "Really. what is so terribly assuming?"
(OOC) You quietly whisper to Welfidia, "Just pushing your buttons cranky."
(OOC) You quietly whisper to Welfidia, "Always so hostile."
(OOC) Welfidia's player whispers, "Go push somebody elses. Or find something better to do. Seriously."

[RawR]

ha ha ha. Mmhmm. And congrats on pwning the bowels now, really chugging along.

[audioserf]

Stupid bitch used "assuming" in place of "amusing", too.

[Sam]

Stupid bitch used "assuming" in place of "amusing", too.

hah I didn't even notice that

[WRoss]

This was posted in the "deaths" thread.


This was pretty humorous

Welfidia says, "My first act as mayor would be the immeadiate death of Rogane's horad."
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Great Lady Leonara just arrived.
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Great Lady Leonara just went east.
>drag welf
You are now automatically attempting to drag Welfidia when you move.
>w
You grab Welfidia and drag her west with you...

[Town Square, West]
Here in the midst of the town stretches the cobblestoned main bazaar, its lamplit lanes abuzz with traders and vendors hawking their wares at any hour of the day or night. Groups of citizens, discussing the day's events or preparing for nighttime hunts, gather around the doors of the merchants whose shops border the square. The gilded but peeling stone facade of the First Elanith Bank dominates this side of the square. You also see a tiny kitten.
Also here: High Lady Welfidia
Obvious paths: north, east, south, west
Roundtime: 4 sec.
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Brute just arrived.
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Brute just went south.
>bind welf
...wait 2 seconds.
>
...wait 2 seconds.
>bind welf
...wait 1 seconds.
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...wait 1 seconds.
>bind welf
...wait 1 seconds.
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You don't have a spell prepared!
>bind welf
You trace a sign while beseeching the spirits to empower you with the Bind spell...
Your spell is ready.
>
You are visible again.
You gesture at Welfidia.
The replenishing effect fades, but you are left with a feeling of wellbeing.
CS: +407 - TD: +308 + CvA: -9 + d100: +72 == +162
Warding failed!
Welfidia suddenly stops all movement.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
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Lord Titum's group just arrived.
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Lord Titum's group just went west.
>'my first order is you shut up
You say, "My first order is you shut up."
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You feel more refreshed.
>210 welf
You trace a sign while beseeching the spirits to empower you with the Silence spell...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture at Welfidia.
CS: +407 - TD: +308 + CvA: -9 + d100: +80 == +170
Warding failed!
A pall of silence settles over Welfidia.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
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Remment just arrived.
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Remment just entered the First Elanith bank.
>240
You trace a sign while petitioning the spirits to bestow their aid with the Spirit Slayer spell...
Your spell is ready.
You gesture.
A small mote of bright white light swirls into existence around you.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>1108 welf
Wait 1 sec.
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You don't have a spell prepared!
>1108 welf
You focus your thoughts while chanting the mystical phrase for Empathy...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture at Welfidia.
CS: +469 - TD: +308 + CvA: -9 + d100: +43 == +195
Warding failed!
Welfidia struggles to maintain her composure.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

Abruptly, you sense the attention of your spirit slayer focus upon Welfidia. The pattern of your spell is wrested away from you as the mote of white light flares with blinding brilliance.

CS: +504 - TD: +298 + CvA: -9 + d100: +19 == +216
Warding failed!
Welfidia struggles to maintain her composure.
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Remment just arrived.
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Remment just went north.
>1108 welf
Wait 1 sec.
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You don't have a spell prepared!
>1108 welf
You focus your thoughts while chanting the mystical phrase for Empathy...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture at Welfidia.
Starburst patterns of pale blue light sweep forward from Welfidia's chest and infuses the deep blue glow with its energy.
CS: +469 - TD: +333 + CvA: -9 + d100: +94 == +221
Warding failed!
Welfidia struggles to maintain her composure.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

Abruptly, you sense the attention of your spirit slayer focus upon Welfidia. The pattern of your spell is wrested away from you as the mote of white light flares with blinding brilliance.

CS: +504 - TD: +298 + CvA: -9 + d100: +82 == +279
Warding failed!
Welfidia struggles to maintain her composure.
>1108 welf
Wait 1 sec.
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You don't have a spell prepared!
>1108 welf
You focus your thoughts while chanting the mystical phrase for Empathy...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture at Welfidia.
CS: +469 - TD: +308 + CvA: -9 + d100: +42 == +194
Warding failed!
Welfidia struggles to maintain her composure.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

Abruptly, you sense the attention of your spirit slayer focus upon Welfidia. The pattern of your spell is wrested away from you as the mote of white light flares with blinding brilliance.

CS: +504 - TD: +298 + CvA: -9 + d100: +34 == +231
Warding failed!
Welfidia struggles to maintain her composure.
>1108 welf
>
Wait 2 sec.
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You don't have a spell prepared!
>1108 welf
Wait 1 sec.
>
You don't have a spell prepared!
>1108 welf
Wait 1 sec.
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Welfidia just left.
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You don't have a spell prepared!
>1108 welf
A tiny kitten takes a step forward with its paws and bends low to the ground, stretching mightily.
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You focus your thoughts while chanting the mystical phrase for Empathy...
Your spell is ready.
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Cast at what?
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Kildayre just arrived.
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Adalgeir just arrived.
>release
Adalgeir just entered the First Elanith bank.
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You feel the magic of your spell rush away from you.
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Kildayre just went north.
>e
I could not find your default dragging target. Clearing it.
[Town Square Central]
This is the heart of the main square of Wehnimer's Landing. The impromptu shops of the bazaar are clustered around this central gathering place, where townsfolk, travellers, and adventurers meet to talk, conspire or raise expeditions to the far-flung reaches of Elanith. At the north end, an old well, with moss-covered stones and a craggy roof, is shaded from the moonlight by a strong, robust tree. The oak is tall and straight, and it is apparent that the roots run deep. You also see the Ftor disk, the Ceacee disk, the earth brown Flizwik disk, a cup of red apple chamomile tea, a large acorn, a tincture of tkaro, some stone benches with some stuff on it and an herbal remedy donation bin.
Also here: Ftor, Ceacee, Aureliano who is sitting, Evelith, Enlove who is sitting, Apprentice Flizwik who is sitting, Tesqua who is sitting, Felantra who is sitting, Monshara who is sitting, Geirson who is sitting, Ijada, Lord Lasan
Obvious paths: northeast, east, southeast, southwest, west, northwest
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BUNCH OF SCREEN SCROLL

>chat Fucking whore, Welfidia threatens me then slams when I bind her

>who

Active Players: 327

Staff on duty:
Senior GameHost Noiya

Use WHO HELP for more options.
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>w
You feel more refreshed.
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[Town Square, West]
Here in the midst of the town stretches the cobblestoned main bazaar, its lamplit lanes abuzz with traders and vendors hawking their wares at any hour of the day or night. Groups of citizens, discussing the day's events or preparing for nighttime hunts, gather around the doors of the merchants whose shops border the square. The gilded but peeling stone facade of the First Elanith Bank dominates this side of the square. You also see a tiny kitten.
Also here: High Lady Welfidia
Obvious paths: north, east, south, west
>shake head welf
You look at Welfidia and shake your head.
>hold welf
You grab Welfidia's hand.
>130
You gesture while calling upon the lesser spirits to aid you with the Spirit Guide spell...
Your spell is ready.
You gesture.
Your surroundings blur for a moment . . .

[Wehnimer's, Outside Gate]
Citizens, merchants and assorted dregs of society jostle against you before the great wooden gates of Wehnimer's Landing. Harried guards and militiamen try to keep the chaos to a minimum, but it is hard to keep track of those entering, let alone leaving, this large trading post. A dirt path encircling the wooden palisade of the town leads east and southwest. Nailed prominently to the wooden wall beside the gate is a sign you really should read. You also see a Wayside Inn.
Also here: High Lady Welfidia, Great Lord Kupaka
Obvious paths: north, east, southwest, northwest
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>1115 welf
Wait 1 sec.
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You don't have a spell prepared!
>1115 welf
You focus your thoughts while chanting the mystical phrase for Wither...
Your spell is ready.
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You gesture at Welfidia.
Your mental command surges outward, echoing your need to the stray spirits nearby...
CS: +469 - TD: +308 + CvA: -9 + d100: +38 == +190
Warding failed!
A nebulous haze shimmers into view around Welfidia, plunging inward to envelop her left arm!
... 10 points of damage!
Small patches of left forearm disappear into red mist.
... 15 points of damage!
Grazing blast to the left arm melts skin away, exposing twitching tendons.
She is stunned!
... 30 points of damage!
Strike to left forearm strips away skin, exposing bleached bone and useless tendons!
Cloudy tendrils writhe throughout Welfidia's form, ravaging her for 63 points of damage!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>1115 welf
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Wait 1 sec.
>
You don't have a spell prepared!
>1115 welf
You focus your thoughts while chanting the mystical phrase for Wither...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture at Welfidia.
Your mental command surges outward, echoing your need to the stray spirits nearby...
CS: +469 - TD: +308 + CvA: -9 + d100: +38 == +190
Warding failed!
A nebulous haze shimmers into view around Welfidia, plunging inward to envelop her chest!
... 20 points of damage!
Groove etched into skin of chest and quickly fills with blood.
... 35 points of damage!
Deep, penetrating wound etched into chest, exposing ribs and lung tissue!

* Welfidia drops dead at your feet!

The dim aura fades from around Welfidia.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Welfidia suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
The pall of silence leaves Welfidia.
The air about Welfidia stops shimmering.
Welfidia returns to normal color.
Welfidia becomes solid again.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Welfidia.
Welfidia seems a bit less imposing.
The powerful look leaves Welfidia.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Welfidia.
The deep blue glow leaves Welfidia.
The bright luminescence fades from around Welfidia.
The light blue glow leaves Welfidia.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
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* Welfidia just bit the dust!
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Warrezzer's group just arrived.
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Kupaka deeply says, "Nice."
>'I wouldn't have killed you...
You say, "I wouldn't have killed you..."
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Eyyre says, "Exercise."

This next part was a convo she had with someone after being pulled into consultation.



Apparently I'm a GM now...I wish I had known this sooner. I'd have been giving the hookup in shattered


[Private]-Welfidia: "i've got a call into a lawyer. He's gonna get back to me in the morning"
[PrivateTo]-Welfidia: "lawyer? for what"
[Private]-Welfidia: "today was my day to game, and I've been in the GM cell since 10:30 last night"
[PrivateTo]-Welfidia: "eh, don't bother with a lawyer, you'd just be wastin your money"
[Private]-Welfidia: "i'm gonna get a years worth of game time back from simu. It's not a waste. This is cruel, unusual and I'M PAYING FOR THIS"
[Private]-Welfidia: "over saying "fuck" after douchenozzle killed me... he didn't even get in trouble since he's a GM now"

Edit: This wasn't me in the conversation, just someone copy/pasting over to me.

[Donquix]

Oh you're a gm? Nice!

make me items in shattered. Just pick something at random from your locker and clone it. kthx

[Sam]

Hah, i missed this being posted.

[caelric]

even if you were a GM, did she honestly think she could sue and have greater than a 0.000000000000001% chance of winning a case?

Some people are just plain dumb.

[WRoss]

She said she wanted to kill my Horad. She must be IW's wife.

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/object2/570/93/s212665887274_522.jpg

[Leloo]

Man she seems like a fun drama queen! Why isnt any of this crap going on in Teras? I need to switch towns for some more fun.

[WRoss]

Man she seems like a fun drama queen! Why isnt any of this crap going on in Teras? I need to switch towns for some more fun.


I'll bring the drama to you, but you'll have to be the victim. Being the victim may or may not involve a pap smear.

[Sam]

I thought for sure there would be more people who've had bad/odd interactions with her.

[audioserf]

I would love to hear a recording of her conversation with that "Lawyer" (who just may be the RL version of Lionel Hutz)

Lionel Hutz: Hello hello, Lionel Hutz attorney at law!
Welfidia: Yes, hi. I have a serious matter to bring to your attention and I may require representation.
Lionel Hutz: Well what seems to be the problem? The more frivelous, the better!
Welfidia: Well, here's the thing. They're being MEAN TO ME in a TEXT BASED ROLEPLAYING GAME. I mean first here I was minding my business when this ASSHOLE SHITHEAD FUCKNOZZLE ROGANE comes along and kills me and omg did I mention he's a GM NOW too so he didn't even get in trouble so it's a conspiracy you see they are all harassing me and I WILL HAVE SATISFACTION AND-
Lionel Hutz: Welfidia, I don't use the word "Hero" very often. But you are the greatest Hero America has ever known.

[kookiegod]

She hates Avantos because I am mean to her and if she's dead (which is all too often) I won't use a chrism on her cause she won't replace it or even tip. My empath fries off her all the time, and gets nothing too and she doesn't know whom that is.

Heh!

[audioserf]

Welfidia also picks locks in TSC and gets indignant if you suggest there's even a chance she could blow a trap and hurt somebody.

[Drakefang]

She hates Avantos because I am mean to her and if she's dead (which is all too often) I won't use a chrism on her cause she won't replace it or even tip. My empath fries off her all the time, and gets nothing too and she doesn't know whom that is.

Heh!

My cleric chrism raised her the other day. She had indicated, like others, that she didn't need a chrism. Now, I'll grant you I just do it for all deaders while I have them in stock, but she didn't even say thanks. She said, " you didn't have to do that." I got zero tip. Guess what bitch? No need to warn me in the future.

[caelric]

Welfidia 08-10-2010 01:14 PM Congratulations on being the king of those very people. Fuck off tard.

Looks like someone got pissed off.

[Sam]

Have there actually been any similar lawsuits against MMOs? I mean it's a very laughable idea, but I'm sure people have seriously tried it in other instances..

Or does simu ever offer free months of subscription the way cable/phone companies will if you bitch at 'em enough?

[Divinity]

Welfidia also picks locks in TSC and gets indignant if you suggest there's even a chance she could blow a trap and hurt somebody.

When I was playing my empath in TSC, she would blow traps all too often and they were usually scarabs. OR she would bring scarabs into TSC when she blew the trap elsewhere so it could maul people.

Funny a few times.. annoying the rest. Didn't help she wouldn't say anything to apologize or make up for it.

That's the extent of my interaction with this chick.

[Divinity]

Have there actually been any similar lawsuits against MMOs? I mean it's a very laughable idea, but I'm sure people have seriously tried it in other instances..

Or does simu ever offer free months of subscription the way cable/phone companies will if you bitch at 'em enough?

To my knowledge, SIMU has never given out free subscription time or refunds for something that has happened IG.

[WRoss]

To my knowledge, SIMU has never given out free subscription time or refunds for something that has happened IG.

I'm pissed about this. I'm apparently a GM but I have been paying for subscriptions for the past....too long.

[IorakeWarhammer]

killll herrr

[Stry]

This message is hidden because IorakeWarhammer is on your ignore list.

Horray!


Oh, and Welfidia has been nice to me only because I tip well for her picking my boxes. I can never find a bloody locksmith later in the evening.

However, when she started asking me via psinet to send reports to the GM's to get her out of lockdown... I had to shake my head.

Sorry, I'm not about to get involved in your little lawsuit, or start spammming GM's only to get my own head on the chopping block. heh. So sad.

[audioserf]

Damn she's still locked? That is awesome. Rogane owns

[IorakeWarhammer]

Rogane does own. I've come to RESPECT!!!!!

[Gelston]

No, actually Rogane sucks.

I was unaware other people had bad interactions with Welfidia. I was once in TSC, stirring up a little trouble with a couple people there. Welfidia came in and out, but I never spoke to her, and really paid no notice of her. It came to a point where I challenged some dude to meet me outside the North Gate for a duel, which he did. We even had a count down and then I killed him. Seconds later, Welfidia ambushes me from hiding, and even though she was short of my DS by like 200 points, I take no chances that she may have fucked up and been in the wrong stance or something and kill her.

I had never had any interaction with her prior to that in any meaningful way that I can recall. She says the reason she did it was because I was "messing with her friends" and she didn't really care that it was actually a fairly formal duel. Hell, I think I even used the ingame challenge command on it.

I even went so far as to offer her spells and a deed, I like to make friends of enemies most of the time. She basically gets pissy and I just let it go, figuring she was one of those THIS GAME IS MY LIFE people.

Sometime later in the week, she dies. I figure a few days have passed, I'll go save her and perhaps she'll be grateful! I pop in, familiar gate her out, and then she gets pissy again and decays.

To this day I always give her a smile and a wave.... Except now I talk shit about her, I PsiNet Private Message bombed the shit out of her until she placed me on ignore, and whenever I happen to see her and I'm playing my rogue I'll clean her out.

[WRoss]

No, actually Rogane sucks.

I was unaware other people had bad interactions with Welfidia. I was once in TSC, stirring up a little trouble with a couple people there. Welfidia came in and out, but I never spoke to her, and really paid no notice of her. It came to a point where I challenged some dude to meet me outside the North Gate for a duel, which he did. We even had a count down and then I killed him. Seconds later, Welfidia ambushes me from hiding, and even though she was short of my DS by like 200 points, I take no chances that she may have fucked up and been in the wrong stance or something and kill her.

I had never had any interaction with her prior to that in any meaningful way that I can recall. She says the reason she did it was because I was "messing with her friends" and she didn't really care that it was actually a fairly formal duel. Hell, I think I even used the ingame challenge command on it.

I even went so far as to offer her spells and a deed, I like to make friends of enemies most of the time. She basically gets pissy and I just let it go, figuring she was one of those THIS GAME IS MY LIFE people.

Sometime later in the week, she dies. I figure a few days have passed, I'll go save her and perhaps she'll be grateful! I pop in, familiar gate her out, and then she gets pissy again and decays.

To this day I always give her a smile and a wave.... Except now I talk shit about her, I PsiNet Private Message bombed the shit out of her until she placed me on ignore, and whenever I happen to see her and I'm playing my rogue I'll clean her out.

Once you get back from Afghanistan, I'll dispute me sucking!

[Cephalopod]

Once you get back from Afghanistan, I'll dispute me sucking!

This sounds suspiciously like you're asking for a date...

[WRoss]

This sounds suspiciously like you're asking for a date...

You can't watch, if that's what you are wondering.

[violent femme]

can I watch?

[WRoss]

Relevance bump