A Grate Deul

[Galleazzo]

[Upper Dragonsclaw, Boulder]
The crest of the towering boulder affords a good view of the surrounding countryside. To the north, you see the dense forests of the Lower Dragonsclaw. Looking northeast, the verdant grasslands sprawl down towards the coast. Gazing southward at the slopes, in the distance you see the snow-covered summits of the Dragonsclaw mountain range, shrouded in perpetual mist. You also see a light crossbow bolt, the Gotnolife disk, the Belozjob disk and a light crossbow bolt.
Also here: Asshat, Dumzhit, Great Lord Gotnolife, Bobmuhthol, Lord Knowklue, Belojzob who is lying down, Warclaidhm
Obvious paths: down

Warclaidhm says, "Gotta take a dump"
Warclaidhm searches around for a moment.
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Warclaidhm nods to Bobmuhthol.
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Dumzhit points at Asshat.
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Gotnolife says, "whos dueling"

Asshat steps forward and challenges Dumzhit to a duel to the death as a test of skill!
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Dumzhit fails to slip into hiding.
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Asshat searches around for a moment.
Gotnolife removes a twisted wand from in his enruned rune-covered runecloak.
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You hear someone mutter yousuck.
Gotnolife says, "hay whats this"
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Asshat says, "no u suck"
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Asshat searches around for a moment.
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Knowklue gestures.
Nothing happens.
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Dumzhit accepts Asshat's challenge!
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Asshat swings a black scary rune-covered broadsword at Dumzhit!
AS: +58 vs DS: -5 with AvD: +16 + d100 roll: +44 = +123
... and hits for 18 points of damage!
Penis severed, what a mess!

* Dumzhit drops dead at your feet!

Asshat has killed Dumzhit, ending the challenge!
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* Dumzhit just bit the dust!
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Belozhob says, "oh fug"
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Warclaidhm says, "i bet you 200k Asshat gets pwned"
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Gotnolife says, "wat tha fuk"
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Knowklue says, "u tool he won w00t"
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[Edited on 3/30/2004 by Galleazzo]

[Edaarin]

Whatever you're smoking, pass that shit this way.

[Galleazzo]

All you want.

Hey, aren't all duel logs like that?

[J-Tech]

Warclaidhm is back?

J.T.

[Kadumi]

hrm, my guess is that asshat, dumzhit, and warclaidhm are all supposed to be related words

[J-Tech]

Yo, if he's back that means that he totally lied to me in the U2U he sent me. If this is true i'm fuckin posting it, some one let me know.

J.T.

[Edited on 3-30-2004 by J-Tech]

[Galleazzo]

(It does say something about duellers that anyone thinks that's an authentic log. No, Wardude isn't back.)

:rolleyes:



[Edited on 3/30/2004 by Galleazzo]

[Kuyuk]

lol, but I loved how warcl said he had to take a dump in the beginning, lol


Kuyuk

[J-Tech]

Oh okay, man i was just about to spill some private information about him too, lol. I woulda felt bad.

J.T.

[DeV]

Originally posted by Galleazzo
(It does say something about duellers that anyone thinks that's an authentic log. No, Wardude isn't back.)

:rolleyes:



[Edited on 3/30/2004 by Galleazzo] Were they all smokin crack or something..

[Hulkein]

Haaaha, that's actually really funny Galleazzo. I like the 'oh fug' part, people always say that stuff on the boulder. 'CHIT MAN, I KILL YUO'

[Bobmuhthol]

At least my name wasn't edited.

:up:

[Sean]

Speaking of name edits in the original post. It's a bit gutsy to call someone on having no life for being on the boulder when you have time to sit around and make up fake duel logs.

[Hulkein]

Touche Tijay. I didn't notice him badmouth all people who hang out the boulder, or you know I would've defended it :cool: I find the boulder a good place to sit when you're bored, personally, and some good legitimate conflicts do take place there.

Edited to fix a typo.

[Edited on 3-30-2004 by Hulkein]

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by J-Tech
Oh okay, man i was just about to spill some private information about him too, lol. I woulda felt bad.

J.T.

Oh come on.. I need something to brighten up my day.

Spill it bitch.

[Galleazzo]

Nah, not gutsy at all. Sitting on the boulder all day you GOT no life.

Taking the 7 minutes to alter someone else's log to make people laugh, that there is a public service.

Yer welcome.

[Varsus]

I bet I make more money sitting on the boulder than most of you do out hunting.

-Varsus