Biggest Pussy EVAR.

[Bobmuhthol]

I'm not sure why, but my friend, David, decided to challenge my other semi-friend, Erik. So Erik accepts, but the only problem is David will absolutely fucking destroy him and Erik can't fight, play basketball, or not like men. They live relatively close to each other, and everyone was all, "This is going to rule." Todd, James, and I accompanied David to his crib where we proceeded to wait for Erik.

Erik comes walking by, trying to act like a badass, all, "Hey guys I'm trying to look like a badass." We totally laughed at him. So we talk for a few minutes and head back to a small area behind David's house where we could watch the fight. It was the stupidest thing I've ever seen in my life.

The fight starts and David charges Erik. Erik proceeds to run like a little bitch and slaps David a couple times. We made sure they knew they were pussies, and Erik apparently got upset and tried his hardest to fight. David punched him in the jaw, below the eye, and finally hit him with a hook to the side of the head. He had padding on his hands, too, because he knew Erik was a pussy.

Erik dropped. Absolutely fucking dropped. THE KID STARTS CRYING, TRIES TO GET UP AND FALLS THREE TIMES, AND SAYS, "COME ON, LET'S FIGHT." Fucking idiot. All he could do was cry. He left and we made fun of him for like three hours.

Then we played football and it was pretty cool.

[Hulkein]

Hahaha, well I'd give him credit for fighting anyway since he was called out, except he cried and didn't even really fight, so that takes away any respect he would otherwise get.

[Zeyrin]

WTF was it all over to start with?

[J-Tech]

ROFLMAO - Hahahahaha, thats some classic-ass funny shit.

J.T.

[Edaarin]

It's not a fight if you know it's going to happen beforehand. Damn adolescents, the key to harnessing all that extra hormonal energy is to jerk off, not pussy fight.

[J-Tech]

Originally posted by Zeyrin
WTF was it all over to start with?

Who cares what it was over? A fights a fight, everyone loves a fight.

J.T.

[Hulkein]

How is it not a fight? I've seen some pretty good fights that were scheduled because if you fight in Catholic school you're looking at about a months detention. I actually think scheduled ones are worse, then you get the nerves and everything you don't normally get if a fight just breaks out.

[Bobmuhthol]

The first four words of the post should answer your question.

[Red Devil]

:spam:

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

How many fights you been in Bob?

[Bobmuhthol]

I'm not trying to be impressive, and I'll be honest, I've been in 8-10 fights that weren't just a couple shoves.

I didn't slap anyone, fall over, and cry.

[Latrinsorm]

I was done with fighting when I saw a kid get his head split open in the cafeteria. That wasn't cool. :( He was ok, eventually, but still. Fighting eventually gets less cool, Bob. Probably when you stop being such a sporto. ;)

[Bobmuhthol]

<<I was done with fighting when I saw a kid get his head split open in the cafeteria.>>

I've seen stuff like that. Mainly me taking a swing with a 1 wood and hitting my friend in the side of the head. Not winding up, I was in full-swing and it got stopped short. I was all, "wtf was that?" and he was all, "That was my head."

We laughed a little, then it started bleeding and he had to go to the hospital for two shots of novocaine in his head and staples. We still think it was pretty cool, though. It turns out I was about a centimeter away from hitting some nerve or something that would have caused him to pass out and vomit consecutively.

[J-Tech]

When i was in middle school i saw 2 girls get in a fight inbetween the lockers, and one girl took the other girl, grabbed her hair, and started slammin her head against the lockers, i was like DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN, bitch got FUCKED up!...when someone finaly broke it up, the one girl that got her head slammed into the lockers about 10 times was bleeding all down the side of her face. I bet she didnt talk shit or do whatever she did anymore after that. She got schooled in school and made to look like a fool. LOL

J.T.

[DeV]

I thought one on one fights were played out. I guess their in full swing still.

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
I've seen stuff like that. Mainly me taking a swing with a 1 wood and hitting my friend in the side of the head. Not winding up, I was in full-swing and it got stopped short. I was all, "wtf was that?" and he was all, "That was my head."...

Are you talking about a golf club? That story makes no sense. Unless he was like licking your (golf) ball.
Originally posted by Darkelfvoid
I thought one on one fights were played out.It's not like back in the day where you dust yourself off and shake hands and that's that. Everyone wants to bring suit these days. :( Or maybe I just grew up in lawyer country.

[Bobmuhthol]

I was very tempted to kill one of them during it because it was so fucking dumb, but yes, one on one fights are still happening.

I wish people weren't such pussies and would just fucking fight to settle things. :shrug:

[Bobmuhthol]

<<Are you talking about a golf club?>>

Yes, yes I am. I got wicked pissed and just swung it like a baseball bat. Right into his skull.

[AnticorRifling]

Wicked pissed... man you're so East Coast it hurts.

[Hulkein]

That's just Boston, no one around here says it.

[Bobmuhthol]

Boston pwnz j00.

[Myshel]

My son's best friend is sitting in jail right now over a stupid fight.
My son and his friend belonged to a club in school called Interact, its the *cool* club to belong too. During rush week another kid wanted very badly to join, he had gone to the official parties and all, was invited to another kids unofficial party. They were drinking and some of the club guys thought it would be funny to get this kid to do weird stuff. They told him to streak the party, and some other stupid things, which he did and everyone got a laugh out of it. All the boys who belonged to this club were jocks, this kid was on the wrestling team but not a football player.
At school the next week my son's friend was teasing the kid in class, words were exchanged and next thing you know the kid wants to fight.
They meet after school, with a lot of kids. My son's friend hit him once, snapped his neck and he went down. Freak accident, he died. My son's friend was charged with murder and was convicted of manslaughter. He is appealing, but at 18 his life is ruined. For the grace of God it could have easily been my son, who used to Love to fight, but doesn't anymore.

[Satira]

I haven't really been in very many fights. And the only ones I've been in were with boys, not girls.

I pounded a guy right across the face with one my shoes when I was 11, and it left a huge imprint over his eye. Ha.

[Jonty]

Originally posted by Hulkein
That's just Boston, no one around here says it.

Not around here either. The only time I ever heard that was in Mr. Deeds.

[DeV]

Myshel.. thats a sad story there. And just to think, your sons friend definitely wasnt a "pussy" for taking the other guy down. But now, he has killed somone accidently, and his life is basically ruined. I hope your sons friend has alot of support, its gonna be really tough if he gets sent to prison.

[Fengus]

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
Erik dropped. Absolutely fucking dropped. THE KID STARTS CRYING, TRIES TO GET UP AND FALLS THREE TIMES, AND SAYS, "COME ON, LET'S FIGHT." Fucking idiot. All he could do was cry. He left and we made fun of him for like three hours.


HAHAHA buncha jackasses. But here is the bitter irony Bob, he is going to get way more pussy than you in college. He is sensitive.

I assume he did this only to be cool and gain acceptance in your crew of hoodlums, or maybe he is hot for your pants.

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Fengus
He is sensitive.Dude, just because a kid sucks at fighting doesn't mean he's sensitive. He could just suck at fighting.

[Fengus]

Originally posted by DarkelfVold
....your sons friend definitely wasnt a "pussy" for taking the other guy down.




HAHAHA The bitter irony stikes yet again. The white bread is definately "pussy" right now. While he may be hard in the suburb he is far from hard in prison. Hope he was using those steroids and can still get em, that is if he gets any time in the weight room.

[peam]

Being big enough to scare people, without actually having to crush their face, is the best.

Some red-headed motherfucker showed up at a party I was having this weekend, and tried to take advantage of one of my best girl-friends.

I caught him outside with her, carrying her to his apartment. I bucked up something quick and he ran away. Then I carried her inside, like a hero, and made her sleep in my bed, while I went, told my story, beat my chest, and had a few more beers.

[Hulkein]

Hahha, good man peam. I hate scumbags like that, had a friend who we caught taking advantage of some girl who was passed out completely. I haven't talked to him since really..dirtbag.

[Nieninque]

That is the lamest shit I ever saw.
You think thats impressive?
youre lame!

David and Erik are both dickheads.
Anyone who cheered them on or thought it was funny is a bigger dickhead.

And David's the biggest tosser for "challenging" Erik when he prolly knew as well as everyone else that he would beat Erik.

What a nancy!

[Edited on 3-30-2004 by Nieninque]

[DeV]

Originally posted by Fengus

Originally posted by DarkelfVold
....your sons friend definitely wasnt a "pussy" for taking the other guy down.




HAHAHA The bitter irony stikes yet again. The white bread is definately "pussy" right now. While he may be hard in the suburb he is far from hard in prison. Hope he was using those steroids and can still get em, that is if he gets any time in the weight room. I didn't mean it in the fact that he was "cool" for taking the other guy out. You clearly missed the point.

[Atlanteax]

When I was in middle/high school, I had frequent bully problems.

However, it's amazing how quickly they all start leaving you alone, after you quickly end any fight with a solid punch to the nose.

After awhile, they'd only yell insults from the other side of the hall, within a group.

Just goes to show that most bully are indeed all talk... and will leave you alone if you stand-up to them.

.

I have a few friends who'd wrestle each other for kicks. They'd move the furniture out of the way, and then start their rumble. Usually someone gets hurt quickly... but then a problematic situation develops where neither one wants to "lose" so they only fight harder, which then in turn causes more injuries.

Usually however, a few friends who are watching will start stepping in, and going that's enough, and try separating them. Then it's all chest-beating like how "hey, I had you man".

Anyhow, the basic "let's rumble!" phenomen seems to be a "guy thing".

.

Then again, this goes to show that guys can fight each other, and still be all buddy-buddy after, but girls will continue to hold grudges for a long time after a verbal sparring?

Just one of those "classic stereotypes" that does seem to have merit, as several of my own life experiences seems to validate it.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Originally posted by DarkelfVold
Myshel.. thats a sad story there. And just to think, your sons friend definitely wasnt a "pussy" for taking the other guy down. But now, he has killed somone accidently, and his life is basically ruined. I hope your sons friend has alot of support, its gonna be really tough if he gets sent to prison.

Why should he get support? He killed someone.

He didn't ACCIDENTLY hit him. There is NO accident. Involuntary manslaughter, maybe, but he killed him. How about the other guys parents, how much support should they get?

Everything you do in life has consequence. EVERYTHING, good or bad. It's a tough situation, but thats life.

[DeV]

I think we agree there SHM. But, thanks for the lesson, hopefully you inspired some of the guys in this thread. Im looking at it from both sides of the fence though.

Support is needed on each side and of couse it always saddens me to hear of someone dying involuntarily or not at the hands of another human being.

[Edaarin]

That's rough. I can't even imagine what that boy's parents must be going through, not to mention the parents of the one that was killed. In my middle school, there was an unwritten over-under rule (above the waist, below the neck) for fights. Or at least that's how it was supposed to be, I don't think there were more than 2 or 3 real fights a year...

[Kadumi]

At first I was like...."Stance offensive."

and then I did a >mstrike motherfucker

slap!
slap!
slap!
slap!

oooh the pain!

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Atlanteax
with a solid punch to the nose. Yeah, hooray for sucker punches. :no:

[Zeyrin]

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
The first four words of the post should answer your question.

:beer: Here's to ya Bob. All I can say is......DOH!!