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[Ceyrin]

PS, I think I has the first altered weapon in shattered.

[Ceyrin]

I stand corrected.

The first non-dildo altered weapon.

[Praefection]

[Town Square Central]
This is the heart of the main square of Wehnimer's Landing. The impromptu shops of the bazaar are clustered around this central gathering place, where townsfolk, travellers, and adventurers meet to talk, conspire or raise expeditions to the far-flung reaches of Elanith. At the north end of the space, an old well, with moss-covered stones and a craggy roof, is shaded by a strong, robust tree. The oak is tall and straight, and it is apparent that the roots run deep. You also see a venereal disease that appears dead, a venereal disease, the U.S.S. Enterprise, an engraved haon strongbox, Nevermore that is flying around, a large acorn, a large acorn, some stone benches and an herbal remedy donation bin.
Also here: Dranock, Pikachu, Artisan Merchant, Yerbl, Spider, Jeesus, Jackbauer, Odin, Captainpicard, The Legendary Alterer, Vykath, Cara, Mordechai, Rebeca, Meatloaf, Cameron, Ledru
Obvious paths: northeast, east, southeast, southwest, west, northwest

For shits and giggles...

Brave Adventurers Questing:

Parrish Jayz Banjo Jaimaltz
Celros Jeesus Deagol Naitouk
Veska Odin Geno Locksmith
Erasmus Innocent Kain Baswab
Smeagol Swerr Duster Philnia
Celebros Clank Violat Arakiash
Sarah Fenrus Captainpicard Cameron
Ledru Deepthroat Kaedra Spider
Hitler Arwen Rinn Cara
Josef Mofuggah Bud Pandin
Morningwood Moridin Sihaya Beeyonce
Mordechai Yhaki Khuit Shimmer
Naosismybitch Dranock Cordelia Sluttywhore
Yerbl Chaste Keglin Meatloaf
Jackbauer Ifor Dugul Tiny
Barack Fuckyousolomon Medic Pikachu
Cooter Auchandswhore Sarala Rebeca
Tool Sluntty Jermain
Active Players: 71

Staff on duty:

[Liagala]

Speaking to you, Merchant says, "We have no need for your kind here."
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Auchand swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +13 vs DS: +129 with AvD: +18 + d100 roll: +7 = -91
A clean miss.
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>inf
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Name: Gsiv

[TheLastShamurai]

The great Obscureho will be offering animal companion grooming in TSC for the next 10 minutes! Hurry up!

OMG HURRY!

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Whoever rolled Nikkisaurus, unless you know that I personally love you, please go die a painful death in a chemical fire.

If I do love you, then for the love of God do my name proud.

[4a6c1]

[Town Square Central]
This is the heart of the main square of Wehnimer's Landing. The impromptu shops of the bazaar are clustered around this central gathering place, where townsfolk, travellers, and adventurers meet to talk, conspire or raise expeditions to the far-flung reaches of Elanith. At the north end of the space, an old well, with moss-covered stones and a craggy roof, is shaded by a strong, robust tree. The oak is tall and straight, and it is apparent that the roots run deep. You also see a large acorn, a gornar two-handed wardildo adorned with runes that pulse with every beat of your heart, an engraved haon strongbox, a large acorn, some stone benches and an herbal remedy donation bin.
Also here: Jeesus, Muffdiver, Pandin, Ledru, Vykath, Cara, Mordechai who is sitting, Beeyonce, Veska, Cameron, Celros

Somebody owes me royalties or somethin


Also

Whoever rolled Captainpicard I love you.

[Stanley Burrell]

Can you enter numerical digits for your name?

I'm thinking either Waldo3, Eyes4 or "Adventurer."

[Omrii]

Blah Blah Blah...

The choice is yours! Have you got what it takes to rise to the challenge? To be the most powerful person in Elanthia? To crush all those who oppose you? To hear the cries of terror at the mere mention of your name?

GemStone IV: Shattered -- play GemStone IV at the next level!

Solomon

.... So... GemStone IV at the next level includes wardildos. Setting the bar high right there.

[Drew]

Please wait while your character is created....
Creating....
SUCCESS!

The name you chose, (Simutronics), is unavailable. Go back to choose another name.

[Xanator]

Setting the bar high right there.

What are you, surprised?

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

You see Joust Falcon Nikki.
She appears to be a Human.
She is short and appears to be very young. She has almond-shaped brown eyes and alabaster skin. She has short, straight chestnut hair with lighter streaks. She has a heart-shaped face, a classical nose and rosy cheeks. She has an impressive bosom, but you somehow doubt they're real.

[Bhaalizmo]

You see Nigger.
He appears to be a Burghal Gnome.
He is average height and appears to be very young. He has twitching purple eyes and milky white skin. He has shoulder length, frizzy grey hair streaked with white. He has a haggard face and sunken cheeks.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

(Fag backs away fearfully from Cunt.)
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Cunt perspires delicately.

[4a6c1]

:rofl:

[Kuyuk]

Awesome. Too bad I'm not paying $19 for it :(

[4a6c1]

I know right. WoW is still more for less. Shattered is just like Trade Chat in Orgimmar (whatever). But without the dirty dancing blood elfs everywheres.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

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Mofuggah just punched Grandma.
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[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Shattered is GLORIOUS

You see Pedobear.
He appears to be a mischievous bear.
He is short and appears to be very young. He has large black eyes and nut brown skin. He has short, shaggy dark brown hair that covers his entire body. He has an ursine face, a round black nose and an excited grin.
He is in good shape.
He is holding a rolton-sized net on a wooden pole in his right hand.
He is wearing nothing special at this time.

[nub]

I am going to come back for this, another friend of mine already did.... cracking me up.

[Drew]

I'll admit it, I am Cunt.

[nub]

What's the fastest way out of icemule at level 0, the damn guide takes forever from what I remember people saying, and rerolled already and got icemule again

[Alorn15]

;go2 park
;send 5
if you have lich

[Makkah]

Oh well. I'm waiting till next Friday to play. My billing cycle ends the 29th, and I'll be out of town from the 28th on. Raise hell for me. Also lol @ someone stealing Dieb.

[SanGreal]

yeah I just did go2 at level 0

[AestheticDeath]

Can't believe they actually rolled it out finally.

[IorakeWarhammer]

i'm playing already. no one will ever know my identity..

[Asha]

I love some peoples dead serious RP names. No point AT all.

[IorakeWarhammer]

haha yeah, that was pre-Marlu annoyances :P