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Mighty Nikkisaurus
04-15-2010, 02:57 PM
As a 'birthday treat'..

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/821591-evil-clown-hired-for-stalking-threats-and-a-pie-in-the-face


Dominic Deville stalks young victims for a week, sending chilling texts, making prank phone calls and setting traps in letterboxes.

He posts notes warning children they are being watched, telling them they will be attacked.

But Deville is not an escaped lunatic or some demonic monster.

He is a birthday treat, hired by mum and dad, and the ‘attack’ involves being splatted in the face with a cake.

‘The child feels more and more that it is being pursued,’ said Deville.

‘The clown’s one and only aim is to smash a cake into the face of his victim, when they least expect it, during the course of seven days.’

If the boy or girl manages to avoid the ‘hit’, they are given the cake as a birthday present. Well, that’s alright then.

The frightening fun can be stopped at any time, which is handy for parents who have second thoughts and don’t fancy the cost of child therapy.

Deville said: ‘The clown will never break into a residence or show up at work. ‘It’s all in fun and if, at any point, the kids get scared or their parents are concerned, we stop right there.

‘But most kids absolutely love being scared senseless.’

Deville set up his Evil Clown service in Lucerne, Switzerland, after being inspired by some of his favourite horror films – possibly including Stephen King’s It and Killer Klowns From Outer Space.

The idea is unlikely to be popular with sufferers of coulrophobia – the irrational (irrational?) fear of clowns.

But Stephen Vaughan of Clowns International, said scary clowns could be as funny as their red-nosed counterparts. ‘I think what Dominic is doing is a great idea,’ he added.

‘Bringing a little bit of life and laughter into kids’ lives is what we are all about.’

Yeah, we were gonna get you an ipod and a gift card but then we heard about this service and knew what had to be done!

Kitsun
04-15-2010, 03:07 PM
Eventually the iPod gets thrown out, the training to learn how to dodge a stalker lasts a lifetime!

Fallen
04-15-2010, 03:09 PM
That..is the coolest thing I will likely read this year.

ElvenFury
04-15-2010, 03:10 PM
Is it too late for me to switch career paths?

mgoddess
04-15-2010, 03:25 PM
That is both awesome, and scary.

And I feel for those kids who go psycho-crazy because of this sort of birthday "present".

AestheticLife
04-15-2010, 03:32 PM
Well, I guess I'll be going to clown college after all.

BriarFox
04-15-2010, 03:48 PM
I want to hire this clown for OTHER people's kids. "But why doesn't she like it? It's all the rage in Switzerland!"

Skeeter
04-15-2010, 05:27 PM
Completely off topic, but I've been to Lucerne and it's absolutely gorgeous.

Stanley Burrell
04-15-2010, 06:39 PM
This crazy guy I knew was kicked out of some Ivy League school for having a pet python in his dorm room.

He's like 60 now, but it's all good. Anyway, I'm friends with one of his daughters, him and his wife.

The man trained in the make-up department for making gory scenes in movies, television, etc.

Anyhow, anti-social daughter #2 needed a scare. So, one day, when they were anticipating her return from high school, he properly placed a prop knife through the head of cool daughter #1, who I'm friends with, and made his wife look disemboweled and horribly mutilated with chocolate syrup and fake blood.

When anti-social daughter got home, she witnessed the fake scene, and then my man came out drenched in imitation blood with a huge butcher knife.

Long story short, she ran to balcony of their apartment screaming for help at passerbys on the sidewalks below. Short story long, anything by Dickens.