Free Puppy!

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

http://www.dogwork.com/freepup/

[Cephalopod]

I just took up smoking.

I want that goddamn dog.

(I had to retype 'goddamn dog' about six times before I got it right.)

[Stanley Burrell]

http://www.dogwork.com/freepup/

I find this quite LOL'able. Please, continue.

[Krendeli]

This doesn't involve giving you a BJ does it?