Women, and why they suck.

simple answer, what other reason do they have a mouth for?


Note:Because I am a male chauvinist pig and have an odd sense of humor I had to make this thread.
I will now run and hide from every woman who now hates me.

[Ylena]

Originally posted by The Edine
simple answer, what other reason do they have a mouth for?


To bitch at you, loudly and vehemently.

[Ambrosia]

Originally posted by The Edine
simple answer, what other reason do they have a mouth for?


To bite you very very hard. :P

[Weedmage Princess]

Edine blows.

The end. :)

no weedie that is the womans reason for living im afraid.
:saint:

[Edited on 3-26-2004 by The Edine]

[HarmNone]

Women suck because men are unable to satisfy certain urges on their own. It is really a simple concept. :)

HarmNone, on the incredibly simple

[Weedmage Princess]

Heh...I'm going to bite my tongue real hard right now cause if I posted what I want to say to you at this point and time, I'd likely lose my moderator status and get banned from the boards. :saint:

[Vesi]

Originally posted by The Edine
simple answer, what other reason do they have a mouth for?


Note:Because I am a male chauvinist pig and have an odd sense of humor I had to make this thread.
I will now run and hide from every woman who now hates me.

I'm sure you make your mother proud...

Vesi

Well harmnone I would not have known you would be the first to know your role...


so um how long until the femanazi's come to my door?

[HarmNone]

Edine, I have known a woman's role all my life. Our role is to raise you little crackers from cradle to grave because you are inherently unable to handle it yourselves! :D

HarmNone, on men (exceptions encountered and recognized)

[CrystalTears]

Good lord, how many threads are we going to have bashing genders, I ask you? :rolleyes:

Women suck and that's why men like us so STFU and enjoy or do it yourself. :P

Now now Im not bashing any gender Im just stating a fact that has been experenced by men billions of times.
Women have a better use with something in.... (ok now if i finish this i will get in trouble and i know it) their mouth. Its just how it is, Im happy harmnone knows how to "suck" it up......:whistle:

[HarmNone]

I am also very adept at knowing when to chew it off, Edine. It makes things ever so much more.......interesting. :)

HarmNone, not a neophyte

[Weedmage Princess]

I forget the exact saying...but someone once said the only time a man's head on top of his shoulders is of any use is when it's in between a woman's thighs. I'm going to leave it at that before I get into more trouble.

**if anyone remembers what movie that's from, tell me...cause I forgot! ::stare::

[crazymage]

mm pie

now now I have no trouble with what you said weedie, but ya better be returning the favor.

Edine, on how to keep a woman sucking.

[Weedmage Princess]

*I* didn't say anything. I just attempted to steal a quote (which I couldn't totally remember) from some movie.

Let's leave *me* out of this ;)

right weedie

[Ravenstorm]

From a Dan Savage column. (ok, it's not /exactly/ on topic if there is an actual topic but it's sort of in a similar vein). Oh, and if you don't know who Dan Savage is, he's a rather ausing sex columnist.


Q: My mom taught me that striking a woman is something you just don't do under any circumstances. However, while I was being intimate with a female coworker, I made a joke that she reacted to quite negatively. She is a very loud, chatty person by nature, and while she was performing oral sex on me I said, "I finally found a way to shut you up!" She proceeded to bite my penis very hard, on the side, corncob-style. It hurt so much that I reflexively slapped her. I was trying to get my penis out from between her teeth! Needless to say, she left immediately and things have been icy at work. I feel awful that I hit a woman, Dan, but she drew blood! Do I owe her an apology?

Bleeding and Guilty


A: No, you don't owe her an apology. While I generally agree with your mother--men shouldn't strike women--all bets are off when a woman bites down on a man's penis so hard that she draws blood. I imagine your mother didn't anticipate this particular circumstance when she taught you not to strike a woman. It's too bad your mother didn't teach you not to make jokes at the expense of a person who happens to have your penis between her teeth.

Raven

[DeV]

Originally posted by The Edine
simple answer, what other reason do they have a mouth for?


Note:Because I am a male chauvinist pig and have an odd sense of humor I had to make this thread.
I will now run and hide from every woman who now hates me. You live in Chicago now.. right? You can't run forever.

[HarmNone]

Hee! Too funny, Raven! I really have to wonder about someone who would risk such a joke under such conditions. The woman was probably beating feet to get away from his blatant stupidity! :lol:

HarmNone would not want to engage in anything intimate with such a cretin

Originally posted by DarkelfVold

Originally posted by The Edine
simple answer, what other reason do they have a mouth for?


Note:Because I am a male chauvinist pig and have an odd sense of humor I had to make this thread.
I will now run and hide from every woman who now hates me. You live in Chicago now.. right? You can't run forever.
heh to easy.. must resist...

you would not be the first woman to come knocking at my door on her knees.


damit i could not help myself....

[Mint]

Originally posted by The Edine
simple answer, what other reason do they have a mouth for?

To yawn in your face with obviously.

edited to add: and I dont hate you Edine. But I do want to slap you upside the head right now.



[Edited on 3-27-2004 by Mint]

Thats fair just dont give me a cause to do what happend to the guy in Raven's post ok?

[Xcalibur]

I adore women, I adore em passionately

[Mint]

Originally posted by HarmNone
Women suck because men are unable to satisfy certain urges on their own. It is really a simple concept. :)

HarmNone, on the incredibly simple

This thread seems an appropriate place to say: HarmNone, your sig rocks! Take note Edine...

"Pagans are resourceful. We sacrifice our idiots."

well that is a good thing im not pagan
now why dont you just quiet down :D

[Trinitis]

I...

Well...

Ummm..

I'm not going to.. Nope.

[DeV]

heh to easy.. must resist...

you would not be the first woman to come knocking at my door on her knees.

damit i could not help myself.... Yeah.. Id be on my knees with a microscope to see if you had any balls left once I kicked you in them. :P

[Mint]

:clap:

I will be sure to turn sidways for you Darkelfvold in that case:yawn:

[longshot]

This is a pathetic cry for attention.

I think someone needs a hug...

No longshot it was a thread made in jest. It seems you were unable to grasp the joking nature of it.
I am not in any need of attention, but you seem to enjoy jumping from thread to thread giving me it.

[DeV]

Originally posted by The Edine
I will be sure to turn sidways for you Darkelfvold in that case:yawn: I feel the same :yawn:

Thought of the day: If your gonna make a thread in jest, please don't let it be the most supid idiotic thing you could think of to say. That is all.

I'm sorry if you took offense to it, other people found it humorous and surprisingly enough they were women as well as men.
The point was it was a stupid topic to mock a topic made by jesae, if things bother you that much I suggest not reading the thread at all or commenting on it.
In no way does this thread represent my views on women, but I dont complain when they umm are unable to speak....

[Edited on 3-27-2004 by The Edine]

[LilHellcat]

All I'm going to say is Lorrania Bobbit, or however the hell you spell her name. <Sharpens her knife and glances at Edine>*hums*


Edited because of a stupid smiley.

[Edited on 3-27-2004 by LilHellcat]

I prefer a bite... and then a drive down a dark country road with you tossing it out the window.

[LilHellcat]

Oh so in this case you'd rather me bite and spit instead of swallow? Hahah. God I can't believe I went there.

I think i am going to go curl up in the fetal position and cry now

[LilHellcat]

You should be afraid very afraid *runs after Edine sharpening her canine teeth and cackling Madly* :whistle:

[Myshel]

Sweet Potato Queens Rules of Love

"Just the promise of a blow job will get a woman almost anything she desires."

So true.. :yes:

myshel is smart she knows what she need to do to get ahead...
pun intended

[DeV]

Edine... I wasn't offended by it at all. In fact I found it quite stupid and thoughtless, not offensive. I am just wondering why a grown man would find the need to make a topic such as this in response to Jesae having an actual reason for her thread? ::shrug::

Im also sure that no woman in her right mind would ever complain if you were rendered unable to speak.
And...If I was ever bothered by a thread, I would not stop reading it, or posting in it , I would give you my opinion whether you wanted to see it or not and continue the debate. The PC boards continually prepare me for Law School, one post at a time. :yes:

you previous statment appeared to have a diffrent meaning than you say.

And i think women all over the world would be heartbroken if I was not able to speak anymore. I mean look at how charming I am in this thread:D

[LilHellcat]

Originally posted by The Edine
you previous statment appeared to have a diffrent meaning than you say.

And i think women all over the world would be heartbroken if I was not able to speak anymore. I mean look at how charming I am in this thread:D

Those who know you can sit back and laugh. Those who don't probably want to do just what I implied rip it off and throw it out a car door window. Or shove it in your mouth so that you can't speak and therefore rendering you speechless and satisfying yourself at the same time. *smiles very innocently*

um im trying to figure it out if that is a complement or a... no no matter what that is just wrong Lilhellcat

[LilHellcat]

Awww you know I luvs you :heart: It wasn't really a compliment just a statement in general. I'll let you take it as you will.

[DeV]

Edine... I am not easily offended when men make stupid comments about women even in jest. It happens all the time. Im just the type of girl that is gonna have something to your ass about it regardless of how you meant it.

Women all over the world huh.. you think too highly of yourself. Ive looked for charming, and Ive come away empty handed.

[DeV]

Edine, I find you amusing. And, I know you don't really feel that women suck. So, for lack of a better word I will terminate this mediocre ranting we seem to have undertaken.

I win. :P

Well you are free to feel as you wish.
and your welcome to have my ass any time :bleh:
the charming comment again was a joke that seems to be taken literally
Do you at least think I am funny..HaHa?
Funnly like a clown?

[DeV]

Originally posted by The Edine
and your welcome to have my ass any time :bleh:

Im debating whether or not I should make this my sig or not.. :P

your goofy (haha funny in a warped way).. glad you don't look it though.