Today is only 3/4 good :(

[Bobmuhthol]

Good List:
No school.
Three liters of Pepsi.
Pizza.

Bad List:
NO BUFFALO WINGS.


I'm so pissed, and I have no money in my wallet, so I'd have to go to t3h ATMz if I want to order anything, and that's a thirty minute walk, and wtf.

Sympathy plz.

[Drew2]

Have a salad or something. That's just sick.

[Miss X]

You buy your own food? Dude, get money from your parents for food! Also, why arn't you in school?? Its not fair, I don't wanna be at work now that hot computer guy is gone. I want pizza. Wish I was 13 again, life was so simple! :)

[MaryJane]

<---------------- This should cheer you up!

[Parkbandit]

Bob-

How much do you get weekly for allowance? What are you spending all your money on? You should save your money for emergencies like this.

If I was your Daddy, I would make sure you have hot wings anytime you wanted them (But not too hot.. I know they give you nightmares.)

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Bob, based on your avatars on all the wimmin folk, you are a cyber pimp.

Hows the pimp hand?

[Bobmuhthol]

<<You buy your own food?>>

When I'm alone because my parents are work.. yes.

<<Also, why arn't you in school??>>

Professional day. w00t w00t.

<<I want pizza.>>

I want buffalo wings.

<<Wish I was 13 again, life was so simple!>>

So true.

[Bobmuhthol]

<< <---------------- This should cheer you up!>>

OMG <3!!11

<<How much do you get weekly for allowance? What are you spending all your money on? You should save your money for emergencies like this.>>

Uh, hi, I don't get an allowance. I just don't spend money like an idiot. I think I've got $250 after buying a bunch of awesome stuff. But again, if I want to buy anything, I need to go to t3h atmz.

<<Hows the pimp hand?>>

Excellent.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Dude, when someone asks how your pimp hand is, the correct answer is

"Strong"

[TheEschaton]

Bob, I'll buy you the buffalo wings, if you make a sincere effort to call them by their REAL NAME, CHICKEN WINGS.


-TheE-
P.S. Chicken wings only come in 4 flavors: pansy (medium), normal (hot), hot (super hot), and barbeque. None of this garlic butter shit!

[AnticorRifling]

Way strong and or callused.

Call the pizza place, alot of them take ATM cards now. They just treat it like a credit card transaction.

And I hate you because I'm at work although I've found new meaning to laziness... I give you SMS!!!

[Nakiro]

I'm surprised he didn't say awesome.

On the other hand (no pun intended), I hate you.

<-- Hasn't had wings in far too long

[Bobmuhthol]

<<Call the pizza place, alot of them take ATM cards now.>>

No. ATM cards work exclusively in ATMs.

I'd need a debit card.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

All this talk of wings makes me think Buffalo Wing Factory is a good lunch option today :)

[Bobmuhthol]

Send me some :(

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Sad thing is... everytime I eat there, I get sick because I eat so damn much.

[Nakiro]

Eat a salad first. Helps pass that shit through your colon.

But damn, I can symphesize.

How do you guys like your wings? I enjoy mine hot, garlic, and extra wet.

[AnticorRifling]

BW3's for lunch today baby

Boneless buffalo wings, cheese fries, and a beer.

Life is good.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I like all the different sauces you can try.

Wing Factory has like 40, some of my favorites include

Cajun
Garlic & Butter (sorry E)
Hot Buffalo
Jamaican

[Bobmuhthol]

<<I enjoy mine hot, garlic, and extra wet.>>

This place in New Hampshire makes such fucking good wings.. they're uber-hot, crispy outside, tender inside, and smothered in sauce.

Garlic? Wtf?

[TheEschaton]

You people make me fucking sick.

Boneless? THAT'S CALLED A CHICKEN FINGER, DUMBASS.

-TheE-

[Bobmuhthol]

HAHAHAHA

Also I fucking hate chicken fingers/tenders. Bones are the way to go.

[Parkbandit]

Naw.. I'm with TheE on this one... boneless buffalo strips are far better than wings.

You can eat them faster, less messy and the chicken from the breast is far better than the measly, vein inlaid chicken 'meat' from a wing.

Don't get me wrong.. I enjoy wings... but if given the choice, there is no contest.

[TheEschaton]

Agree with me? I never said I like "boneless buffalo wings" (AKA hot chicken fingers).


Give me the bone-filled wings, every time.

-TheE-

[Bobmuhthol]

TheEschaton is The Cool..aton.

[Latrinsorm]

Chicken tenders/fingers are better. Sorry. The only time bones are even desireable is if there's a contest going on.

[Bobmuhthol]

...if you're retarded.:lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2 :

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I had cajun chicken fingers with spicy ranch sauce.

I have <3burn.

[Shari]

Well here in AZ we usually call them chicken wings, first of all.

Garlic and butter on wings is fucked up.

The hotter, the better, extra ranch plz.

Must be extra crispy WITH bones...wings are SUPPOSED to be messy, what is wrong with you people.

Must have even more ranch for celery sticks to quench the fire afterward.

[Bobmuhthol]

<<Must have even more ranch for celery sticks to quench the fire afterward.>>

Pansy. The only good way to quench the fire is with beer/soda, then more wings.

[DeV]

Originally posted by Jesae
The hotter, the better, extra ranch plz.

Must be extra crispy WITH bones...wings are SUPPOSED to be messy, what is wrong with you people.

Must have even more ranch for celery sticks to quench the fire afterward. got me drooling over here.. I think im gonna HAVE to have some wings tonight. Minus the celery.. but the hotter the better. Agreed.

[Ylena]

Ranch dressing?

Egad, people, wings need bleu cheese dip! Preferably with lots of celery seed in it.

And yeah, there are no such thing as boneless wings. Ick. Part of the experience is sucking on the bones!

[ThisOtherKingdom]

I was thinking that a 30 minute walk is only a 10 minute ride on a bike.

[Betheny]

Speaking of chicken.

I wonder if the boneless chicken breast from KFC is any good. I can't imagine fried chicken being fried chicken without skin.

[Bobmuhthol]

<<I was thinking that a 30 minute walk is only a 10 minute ride on a bike.>>

Bikes are for rich kids. :(

<<I can't imagine fried chicken being fried chicken without skin.>>

KFC is not fried, it's pressure cooked.

[Betheny]

Whatever it is, it's daaaamn tasty.

[Trinitis]

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
<<I was thinking that a 30 minute walk is only a 10 minute ride on a bike.>>

Bikes are for rich kids. :(

<<I can't imagine fried chicken being fried chicken without skin.>>

KFC is not fried, it's pressure cooked.

Uh..Not so sure about that bob. One of my friends works at KFC, and he is always bitching about having to clean out the chicken deep fryers.

[Blazing247]

Boneless wings are gay. Sure they are easier, but how fucking lazy can you get? What next, partially digested boneless wings?

I like feeling like an animal in the wilds, ripping the flesh off my prey. I like getting hot sauce all over my face and washing it down with Guinness. Most importantly I like wings from Cluck University, 911 hot and EXTRA crispy (if they are chicken wings with hot sauce, they are buffalo wings). Sure, it burns your balloon knot on the way out, but damn are they good.

[Myshel]

Recipe for good hot sauce for wings

4 tablespoons unsalted butter
1 cup Frank’s Red Hot Sauce
2 1/2 teaspoons Tabasco sauce
1 1/2 teaspoons cayenne pepper