Six Pound Full Plate

[Drunken Durfin]

Full Plate
Pauldron thingies
7x
Spiked
Impact Flares
SIX pounds

You tap some viciously spiked armor that you are wearing.

>look at armor
The metal armor is adorned with an elegant set of burnished leather pauldrons. Emblazoned into the left pauldron is the crest of house Stonelord. The right pauldron is expertly tooled with a stylized image of a fierce dragon ready to strike. Built more for offense than defense, the armor is covered with row after row of vicious spikes; each arranged to make the wearer as deadly as they are safe.


Logs and such...

Reactive vibe hits:


A spectral triton defender thrusts with a lackluster blue steel harpoon at you!
AS: +414 vs DS: +389 with AvD: +15 + d100 roll: +80 = +120
... and hits for 4 points of damage!
Blow slides along your ribs.
Almost tickles.

** Your spiked armor releases a blast of vibrating energy at the triton defender! **

... 30 points of damage!
Strong assault amputates the leg at the knee.
It floats in the air a moment before drifting back into place!
It is knocked to the ground!

A triton combatant thrusts with an oak-shafted silvery blue trident at you!
AS: +429 vs DS: +425 with AvD: +11 + d100 roll: +91 = +106
... and hits for 1 point of damage!
Blow slides along your ribs.
Almost tickles.

** Your spiked armor releases a blast of vibrating energy at the triton combatant! **

... 10 points of damage!
Light blow to back

And the oh so fun, double flare:


You charge towards a triton combatant and attempt to headbutt him!
You slam your head into a triton combatant!
... 5 points of damage!
Blow to the head causes the triton combatant's ears to ring!

** A spike on your spiked armor jabs into the triton combatant! **
... 5 points of damage!
Glancing strike to the head!

** Your spiked armor releases a blast of vibrating energy at the triton combatant! **

... 15 points of damage!
Nice blow to right arm!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
Roundtime changed to 3 seconds.


[Roll result: 123 (open d100: 38) Penalties: 5]
You charge towards a siren and attempt to headbutt her!
You slam your head into a siren!
... 5 points of damage!
Blow to the head causes the siren's ears to ring!

** A spike on your spiked armor jabs into the siren! **
... 10 points of damage!
Nice shot to the head gouges the siren's cheek!
The siren is stunned!

** Your spiked armor releases a blast of vibrating energy at the siren! **

... 10 points of damage!
Light blow to left arm.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
Roundtime changed to 1 second.

Min Bid: 80Mil
Current Bid: 80Mil, Brute - Going Twice

Oh, and did I mention - 6lbs!

[Ugotfaced]

That's fuckin sexy.

[AnticorRifling]

But how much does it weigh?!

[AnticorRifling]

AHAHAHA I got negative rep on the above:

six pounds read the title...

That's awesome on so many levels. And no it wasn't Drunken Durfin that left it.

[Drunken Durfin]

wow.

[AnticorRifling]

wow. I know. Apparently I forgot just how serious the internet is.

[AnticorRifling]

These are hilarious:

Six Pound Full Plate 03-29-2010 12:45 PM I get how serious it is......oh yeah, just cuz I can! - kgolfer

Six Pound Full Plate 03-29-2010 12:42 PM ITS SIX POUNDS!!!!ON!!E!!!! CAN'T YOU READ OR DID YOUR DAD SPEND TOO MUCH THYME SEXORSING YOU INSTEAD OF TEACHING YOU RERAD?

Six Pound Full Plate 03-29-2010 12:39 PM hahahhaha. ~Durfin

[Sam]

80m. Out of gnomish obligation.

[AnticorRifling]

Brute you might want to check on the weight of that plate. Please reference this rep I just got:

Six Pound Full Plate 03-29-2010 03:14 PM God, you are so fucking retarded. It's full plate, it obviously weighs 92 pounds. Ignore the fact that he says it's 6 pounds, that's a lie. COULD YOU BE ANY STUPIDERERER!? ~Nachos

[AnticorRifling]

Also, apparently this plate is for sale for real UK money:

Six Pound Full Plate 03-29-2010 03:20 PM He obviously means six british currency units. Plate can never be less then 38 pounds! JFC N00B. - Buckwheet

[Alarke]

Buckwheet knows what he's talking about... never doubt the little rascals.

[Drew]

Buckwheet knows what he's talking about... never doubt the little rascals.

Unce. Tice. Fee ties a mady.

[Sam]

What's this made out of anyways? Should be carbon fiber or something..

[Sam]

Six Pound Full Plate 03-29-2010 03:09 PM you know, it's bad enough that you have to spend so much on your warrior to not be complete fail- but you might actually cross the line to decent if you didn't pay 2-3x the value for everything you do end up buying

:(

[Another odd duck]

But what do Spanky and Alfalfa have to say about it? I'll reserve judgment untill I hear from them.

[Grim Reaper]

Kind of pathetic the way people toss around negative rep. The way I see it, it's his warrior and his silver to spend how he chooses. Seriously, there has to be another way for you bored people to spend your time other then flaming each other left and right over beliefs.

[Wrathbringer]

Six Pound Full Plate 03-29-2010 03:09 PM you know, it's bad enough that you have to spend so much on your warrior to not be complete fail- but you might actually cross the line to decent if you didn't pay 2-3x the value for everything you do end up buying

:(

So that armor's only worth 27-40m? Please. I'd have been asking 100m.

[Drunken Durfin]

What's this made out of anyways? Should be carbon fiber or something..

>inspect armor
Your careful inspection of some viciously spiked armor allows you to conclude that it is plate armor that covers the torso, arms, legs, neck, and head. You also notice that it is spiked.

You determine that you could wear the armor around your chest. The armor appears to serve some purpose.

It looks like this item has been mainly crafted out of vultite.

>assess armor
You assess the armor for structural weaknesses and strengths.

Careful examination indicates the spiked armor has a base strength of 69 and a base durability of 665. You also determine the current integrity of the spiked armor to be at 100.0%.

You notice that custom fittings have been added to the armor, making it incredibly resistant to puncturing attacks. You estimate that the fittings will degrade away after eighty to ninty strikes.

[Sam]

I buy gear because I can. My gnome warrior would kick just as much ass in some 4x 38 pound plate. Well maybe not just as much, but it's not like this game is difficult.. I just buy shit for fun mostly.

[SHAFT]

2 questions. 1st, can crit padding be added to this plate? 2nd, when's the 606 dagger going for sale?

[Sam]

I imagine you'd have to find a talented merchant to remove the flares, then you could add padding.

[Drunken Durfin]

1. Yes, if you remove the impact flares. But only an insane person would do that.

2. After my 10x tower shield and a couple of other items.

[SHAFT]

Whoever is tossing the red rep around is a spineless pussy. Sign your name vagina lips. It's much more gratifying signing your name with red rep

I'm assuming you can add padding to it but I'm not familiar with the padding rules and before I make a bid I'd like to know

[Stunseed]

I imagine you'd have to find a talented merchant to remove the flares, then you could add padding.

I hope you find someone who can do such.

Edited because I'm not going to be a negative nancy about someone else's items. Durfin rocks, you should buy this armor.

[Androidpk]

Is the armor bugged?

[Sam]

I don't think it's "bugged" but there have been lots of "adjusting" stories going around lately..

[Drunken Durfin]

Bugged? Not following you.

[Androidpk]

6 lb full plate. Was that released at an auction or something?

[Stunseed]

Rep I recieved.

< So basically, you're saying it's a piece of shit- or else you wouldn't have the "edited because" line. Y SO SNEKY >

Someone responded to my post, and deleting it would be a douche move. Six pound fullplate is absolutely incredible, and the seller, Durfin, is a good guy who I've done business with. If you wear platemail, you would be insane to ignore this set of armor.

[Sam]

rep drama always

[Ormr]

Actually, Id think this plate was lightened before rules were implemented maybe?

[Kitsun]

I'm fairly certain it started out as auction armor. It belonged to Washee at 6lbs, SCP. I bought it and had the padding ripped off to work on it. Durfin put more work into it.

[Drunken Durfin]

Actually, Id think this plate was lightened before rules were implemented maybe?

That is my understanding.

[Drunken Durfin]

80mil Brute - Going Once.

[AnticorRifling]

Did we ever figure out what the plate weighs?

[Durgrimst]

Did we ever figure out what the plate weighs?

Max lightened at 38lbs

[ElvenFury]

Did we ever figure out what the plate weighs?
I checked the thread, and surprisingly it has not been mentioned that the plate weighs 2.7 kg.

[Durgrimst]

I checked the thread, and surprisingly it has not been mentioned that the plate weighs 2.7 kg.

That's a lot of blow.

[SHAFT]

Aprx 2.2 curics. Hard to imagine Bono's shit weighs more than this full plate.

[audioserf]

You are all wrong

The plate weighs 0.42857142857142857142857142857143 stone

[Morph]

What weighs more? 6 pounds of full plate or 6 pounds of feathers?

[AnticorRifling]

Did the feathers come from an African swallow or an English swallow?

[SHAFT]

Did the feathers come from an African swallow or an English swallow?

Hehe, you said swallow. Speaking of swallow, come here tisket!

[Drunken Durfin]

Buy-out pending on the plate. Will keep you folks posted.

In the mean time, is there a bard available who can sing to this armor? I need to find out how much it weighs.

[AnticorRifling]

Hehe, you said swallow. Speaking of swallow, come here tisket!

Tisket hurry, he just offered to give you a blow job!

[Durgrimst]

I'll PM you my acct info and you can use my bard, I'm out of town and on my cell till Saturday.

[Drunken Durfin]

Buy out fell through. Potential purchaser pissed me off.


80Mil to Brute, going twice.

[AnticorRifling]

Did he cross you? Did he lose?

[Drew]

Did he cross you? Did he lose?

You are always more snappy in the morning Anticor.

[AnticorRifling]

You are always more snappy in the morning Anticor.

Work hasn't sapped me of my will to live yet. Give it time.

[Drunken Durfin]

Did he cross you? Did he lose?


Bwahahahah!



Hey Brute...IM me. You've got some new plate waiting on you.

[Ormr]

Fail spambot is fail.