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HarmNone
03-25-2004, 10:20 AM
My daughter emailed the following to me this morning. I found it a sad commentary on life in our times:

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend by the name of Common Sense who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such value lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm and that life isn't always fair.

Common sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not kids, are in charge). His health began to rapidly deteriorate when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place.

Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer aspirin to a student; but could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Finally, Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense finally gave up the fight after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot, she spilled a bit in her lap, and was awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust, his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by two stepbrothers; My Rights and Ima Whiner.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still know him pass this on, if not join the majority and do nothing.

Sean
03-25-2004, 10:26 AM
I always knew Common Sense was a man. He always seemed to defy women.

Betheny
03-25-2004, 10:28 AM
Originally posted by Tijay
I always knew Common Sense was a man. He always seemed to defy women.

Common Sense is probably a woman, since Common Sense doesn't call for thinking with your dick. :wow:

Sean
03-25-2004, 10:29 AM
Originally posted by HarmNone
He will be remembered as having cultivated such value lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm and that life isn't always fair.


The obit says otherwise...

HarmNone
03-25-2004, 10:39 AM
Hmmpf! How did I know this would become a gender debate! :?:

HarmNone, grinning ear to ear

Sean
03-25-2004, 10:40 AM
Because Common Sense told you? He's smart.

HarmNone
03-25-2004, 10:42 AM
Hee! That must have been it! :D

HarmNone bitch slaps Tijay upside the head

Latrinsorm
03-25-2004, 11:18 AM
Originally posted by HarmNone
and his son, Reason.Reason is male, gee whiz that's a shocker too. :D

crazymage
03-25-2004, 11:33 AM
Common sense says one of you women better make me some PIE

HarmNone
03-25-2004, 11:45 AM
:HarmNone complies, and offers crazymage a large slice of humble pie. She then disappears into the woodwork.:

:D Enjoy!

Sweets
03-25-2004, 11:45 AM
Wow..that does make you think.

I have always maintained that if you brought some kind of shit case to court (as in the hot coffee thing) you get fined...not the one you're suing.

As for men only getting that Common sense was given the pronoun HE....typical. Can't see past their dicks for the actual point.:P

SpunGirl
03-26-2004, 05:36 AM
My father is wise. He always tells me, "Unfortunately, Kristin, common sense ISN'T common." Now y'all see where I get it.

-K

Myshel
03-26-2004, 08:31 AM
My condolenses to everyone. I'll miss common sense.

TheEschaton
03-26-2004, 09:15 AM
My father is wise. He always tells me, "Unfortunately, Kristin, common sense ISN'T common." Now y'all see where I get it.

Your father is merely well read in Voltaire, who said that in (I believe) Candide.

-TheE-

SpunGirl
03-27-2004, 08:10 PM
No way, I had no idea.

My dad rules.

-K