I'm going to grow a kick as mustache.

[Sean of the Thread]

Had to shave my goatee for work but they allow mustaches.


Let us all grow some super mustaches! Other than part of a goat I never rode out with one. So going to pull one now just to fuck around.

My fiance back in the day... her pops had a super curly handle bar awesomestache and went to like competitions and shit. I want one of those bad boys.

[Asha]

I did that at christmas a few years ago. I grew a full on fishermans beard for about 3 months, then xmas even just shaved the rest off leaving a beautiful tach.
I wore a knitted, long necked, cream coloured polo jumper along with the tash on xmas day and felt like a real Englishman.
Was awesome. I'm with ya, bud.

[AnticorRifling]

I just shaved my beard last night. And of course you have to do it in sections to create stupid facial hair dos. I walked around the house with a YMCA moustache for a minute, then dropped it down to a cookie duster. The wife said no to both.

[Sean of the Thread]

hehe.

My old lady is 12 hours away and she no to everything but a small goatee. :(

We need a picture update now Wayne. The last one I saw was the dead billy mays from Halloween.

[Parkbandit]

The wife said no to both.

L2Regulateimo

[AnticorRifling]

L2Regulateimo Just because you grew up in the 50s doesn't mean we all did.

[ElvenFury]

I thought it was finally established that the only people allowed to have mustaches were aging overweight firefighters and pitching gays. Which group do you fit into, Sean?

[Sean of the Thread]

The want to make female customers at publix feel awkward about my porn stache group?

[Liagala]

What is it with women saying no to facial hair? Are they crazy? I can see vetoing a porn star stache or the hitler thing, but ordinary beards/moustaches? Yes plz.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

A group of 8 of us here at work decided to grow mustaches as a joke over the Christmas holiday. We all grew them, and the day we returned each wore a t-shirt that said "Bringing back the Stache" on it.

You probably had to be there. But it was fun :) And a little awkward in some of my more important meetings.

[Stanley Burrell]

Yes, I see, you wish to grow a 'mustache.'

Hmm.

I am, shall we say, the foremost authority on such matters. Allow me to demonstrate the wisdom that stretches beyond the measureless universes:

First, you must buy minoxidil in the purest form that it grows naturally within cans in the supermarket isle. Apply said hair growth cancer solution to your glowing flesh located between your nose and top lip.

Do this, periodically, for months and years and decades and millenia.

Then, hold on, lemme think, alright:

Then, wait.

Then, let the hair from within emerge from the the magical depths of your follicles.

Then-then, use a razor and shave the top of your mustache so that there is an empty space between the top of your mustache and nostrils. Remove your nostril hairs -- They are a burden upon humanity.

Then-then-then, skinny out your mustache, in the gayest form possible. Leave it hanging at about ¼ of centimeter past your lip-line.

Use Clubman's mustache wax, and apply it rigorously upon your porn 'stach. If you're feeling really crazy and can wear a hat over your shaved head, you can fool people by using a mustache wax color that in no way corresponds to your actual facial + scalp hair color. Apply said gay wrong-tone mustache wax gaylier upon your eyebrows.

Rob someone.

Sincerely yours,

- Benjamin

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

What is it with women saying no to facial hair? Are they crazy? I can see vetoing a porn star stache or the hitler thing, but ordinary beards/moustaches? Yes plz.

Sensitive skin, mostly. Also, beards + 'taches seem to age men a lot, which can creep me out.

I always thought it would be hilarious though to have a guy ask me if I want a "moustache ride" before going down.

[Tisket]

For the title of the thread and his posts therein, it is my great honor to award SotT the PC Dropped Letter award:

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[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Sensitive skin, mostly. Also, beards + 'taches seem to age men a lot, which can creep me out.

:( I have a goatee and mustache mostly because I look very young, and about 10 years ago a neopolitan mastiff bit my lip, leaving a fairly obvious scar which I hate...

[Stanley Burrell]

I always thought it would be hilarious though to have a guy ask me if I want a "moustache ride" before going down.

I will grow a Cthulhu tentacle mustache that will ravage pussies on its own volition.

Remember that Simpsons episode where Homer gets a hair transplant or wig from a mass murderer and its soul still lives and does its former master's bidding for it?

Well, it won't be anything like that at all. You know, I scored 100% on the SATs analogy section -- I think that's why the Board of Education decided to take action and remove it.

Bye.

[Cephalopod]

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[Bobmuhthol]

<< You know, I scored 100% on the SATs analogy section -- I think that's why the Board of Education decided to take action and remove it.>>

Thank you. My worst category was analogies the first time I took it, and it was gone the second time.

[Celephais]

With great mustache comes great responsibility.

[AnticorRifling]

What is it with women saying no to facial hair? Are they crazy? I can see vetoing a porn star stache or the hitler thing, but ordinary beards/moustaches? Yes plz.

She doesn't mind normal facial hair, I just shaved them into stupid shit and she laughed and said no.

[Stanley Burrell]

<< You know, I scored 100% on the SATs analogy section -- I think that's why the Board of Education decided to take action and remove it.>>

Thank you. My worst category was analogies the first time I took it, and it was gone the second time.

NP, it's my duty to the people of the city.