It takes some balls to try and "dick-smack" a cop.

[Sean of the Thread]

hehehe fucking love the BBC.

Marium Varinauskas, 28, tried to strike the officer on the head with his penis when she was called out to his flat, but she got out of the way.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/north_east/8570398.stm

[AestheticLife]

They really missed out on a great headline opportunity.

[Sean of the Thread]

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[Stanley Burrell]

It's a good thing this wasn't a sober black man. This white guy was clearly a genius to give himself whiskey dick before the flaccid cockslap attempt. Well-played.

If that happened here, he'd be on like 8 charges.

[Kuyuk]

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/03/17/legless_lithuanian/

much better story here