Shaving

[Drew2]

Pretty self-explanatory... I tried to stay 'clean' about it.

I did a search and I don't think there's a thread exactly like this one, and if there is, it wasn't recently. So deal with it.

[Ambrosia]

Ha, I voted and you deleted it! Shave everything, hair is gross.

[Drew2]

I had to edit the poll. I forgot women shave their legs (usually) too.

[TheEschaton]

I don't shave anything, but it's not because I'm a beast. Asians just tend to have very little hair.


Even at 22, almost 23, I only would have to shave every 3 days or so, if I wanted to stay clean shaven. That being said, I have a very pathetic beard despite not shaving at all.

-TheE-

[Drew2]

I'm 19 and I only have to shave every 3-4 days. :( I guess I develop slowly... although I'm 6'2" so I hope my growing is almost done.

I've err.. shaved my legs a few times... but that was like 2 years ago and haven't done it since. I consider shaving everything and trying that out.. but it's not like I have a lot of hair to begin with so it wouldn't make much difference.

Oh, and I've shaved "other areas" but it was itchy as hell when I didn't shave again for a few days and I swore never to do it again. If I can make a habit of it though It can be an OK thing.

Less hair = everything else looks bigger... i mean... smoother...

[Edited on 3-24-2004 by Tayre]

[Soulpieced]

I "shave" as well. The key is not to do it too often, otherwise it will get really bad.

[Meos]

Manly men have hair.

[Chadj]

I shave every two days or so ::shrugs::

[TheEschaton]

I knew guys who would shave their legs for swimming. Personally, I don't think shaving your legs is worth the .00001 faster you go.

I heard shaving...down there...makes it look bigger. I've never tried it, though, since I'm not of the philosophy that mine needs to look any bigger.

-TheE-

[Drew2]

Originally posted by TheEschaton
I don't shave anything, but it's not because I'm a beast. Asians just tend to have very little hair.


I've never tried it, though, since I'm not of the philosophy that mine needs to look any bigger.

But... doesn't it? :?:

[Drew2]

Originally posted by Soulpieced
I "shave" as well. The key is not to do it too often, otherwise it will get really bad.

Hmmmmm....

Be right back.

[Artha]

I shave my facial hair, and up until recently shaved the rest of my head too (way easier upkeep).


edit: The key is to use an electric cutter so it doesn't give you razor burn.

[Edited on 3-24-2004 by Artha]

[Edaarin]

Meh. I used to shave my pits and legs when I swam competitively, but stopped after I quit. I have no chest hair, there's no line of hair around my navel, no back hair, and facial hair growth is glacial. I started shaving my head again around December, just low maintenance, though I look like sort of a punk with a beanie on when it gets cold.

[Tsa`ah]

I shaved the legs during the football season. It was either shave or just live with the pain of hair removal via adhesives.

I shave my neck to the jaw line every other day and trim above the jaw line. I don't clean shave unless I have to, and I never do.

Shaving anywhere else is done when my wife "strongly" suggests that I do. I'm whipped, what more can I say? :shrugs:

:shrug:

[Latrinsorm]

I shave the mustache area, that's it. I like my beard, and I dislike my chin, so it's better this way.

[Drew2]

I look like the most well endowed 12 year old to ever live.

:thumbsup: To shaving.

[Artha]

Just wait until tomorrow, when you look like the most well endowed 12 year old with some sort of crazy STD.

[Drew2]

I don't see why I would. I used like half a bottle of shaving cream to keep it clean. My face doesn't ever look bad after I shave... why would anywher eelse? :?:

[Ravenstorm]

I think he means the resultant stubble. You might want to consider just trimming and shaping your pubic hair. Yes, someone had to finally say it.

Me, I hate shaving and grew my beard and moustache just to avoid having to do it. Trimming a beard is a lot easier than shaving daily. So I'm way too lazy to shave anywhere else.

Anyway, just for the record, not every guy likes the smooth look. And I'll leave it at that in a public forum. We've got innocent conservatives reading this. :cool:

Raven

[HarmNone]

Go, Bears! :D

HarmNone grins wickedly at Ravenstorm

[Soulpieced]

Harmnone shaves her back.

[Drew2]

Eww 4 HarmNone.

[Ravenstorm]

:eyes Tayre's avatar.

I'll rephrase. Make that the totally smooth look. Not that it's bad. But a little bit strategically placed here and there is ideal.

Back hair is right out though.

Raven

[Drew2]

Damn straight bitch.

<--- = me, after the hour shour I just took.

And he's fucking hot, btw.

[Edited on 3-25-2004 by Tayre]

[Artha]

Go, Bears!



Mind...soiled...self destruct.

[peam]

I shave my face every few days, usually with an electric beard trimmer thing. I like to keep a nice round of stubble.

Down South gets the electric trimmer too, just with an attachment added on. Can't have the dudes running bare.

[Drew2]

It's starting to itch already. :(

[Bobmuhthol]

Whenever I shave I totally break out.

Nothx.

[J-Tech]

Nevermind - I guess "Other" covers that...

J.T.

[Edited on 3-25-2004 by J-Tech]

[Artha]

It's starting to itch already.

I'd like to take this opportunity to say "I told you so, enjoy your itchy nether-regions."

Just wait until tomorrow morning.

[Drew2]

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
Whenever I shave I totally break out.

Nothx.

I never break out. Never have, hope I never will.

[AnticorRifling]

I voted other.

I shave my face because I have a baby face and growing a beard doesn't happen (been 3 weeks since I shaved and I still don't have a full beard)

I shave the chest because the stragglers that are there look lonely.

I do some serious trimming and occasional shaving in the nether regions. Here's a tip. After you shave invest in some lotion and then some baby powder. No itchin, no bitchin, just smoother than a mop n glowed kitchen :cool:

[Drew2]

Haha, Anticor rocks.

[GSLeloo]

Um I'll bite. I shave my legs and my armpits every day and I shave um.. down there.

[J-Tech]

Originally posted by GSLeloo
and I shave um.. down there.

You are an example for all women.

My ex girlfriend shaved down there, i'd go back out with her for that specific reason.

J.T.

[GSLeloo]

Why do men like it so much? I've heard "It's easier to pluck the chicken without the feathers" but.. I like it cause it feels cleaner and just... better.

[Snapp]

I shave my face every 2 or 3 days.. for being Italian, I'm pretty hairless. "Down there" is kept trimmed, but I would never shave it clean. That just looks too weird and is a major turn off on other guys.

[Bobmuhthol]

Shaving is for pansies. And Tayre.

And Leloo:

[Snapp]

Also, I'm curious why the "Face only" option says (men)? I know some women that should shave their faces as well.

[GSLeloo]

Bob how old are you again?

[Bobmuhthol]

My age has nothing to do with the size 36 font alert that just screams STFU.

[Artha]

I know some women that should shave their faces as well.


Hahahaha.


It's funny because it's true.

[Hulkein]

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
My age has nothing to do with the size 36 font alert that just screams STFU.

Nothing she said was really uncalled for, I didn't think. I happen to agree with her on the stance about women and their shaving habits. :thumbsup:

[Edited on 3-25-2004 by Hulkein]

[GSLeloo]

Thank you, Hulkein. And my point was bob that I had barely said anything and you did that. So I was figuring you were in the "Girls have cooties" stage.

[Tsa`ah]

Originally posted by GSLeloo
Why do men like it so much? I've heard "It's easier to pluck the chicken without the feathers" but.. I like it cause it feels cleaner and just... better.

It can't tickle the nose if it isn't there.

That's all I have to say about that. :smug:

[Ambrosia]

Women who shave = sexy. Especially during the summer months. Nothing is a worse turn off than having hair peek out of a swimsuit.... well maybe having hair under your armpits. :barf:

[Hulkein]

Oh no don't remind me... hottest girl had the LONGEST armpit hair down the shore last year. I'll never look at her the same again :S

[GSLeloo]

Here's a good question that I had...

I have prom and then prom weekend.. so I was thinking about getting my legs waxed. First of all, is that a good idea? Second of all.. what if I got there waxed? I mean... I'd probably cry.. but it might be a good idea.

[Tsa`ah]

I'm getting the hell out of this conversation before I get in trouble.

[CrystalTears]

I shave (with my little Finishing Touch that I have come to love love love, yes I'm a sucker for TV ads) my eyebrows, lip and chin. Shave my armpits, my legs, and the privates. I don't like hair. I like to be smooooth. :D

[Satira]

First of all I'm convinced that most men who like a woman to be completely shaved are bordering on the pedophile line. I shave or wax, but I keep at least a little runway going on because it's freakin CREEPY if a guy likes you to look like you're a two year old.

And on waxing, yes it hurts, but yes its worth it. You can't even feel your armpits when you get them done, so at least do that.

[Myshel]

brazilian waxes hurt like hell. Never again.

[Ambrosia]

Originally posted by GSLeloo
Here's a good question that I had...

I have prom and then prom weekend.. so I was thinking about getting my legs waxed. First of all, is that a good idea? Second of all.. what if I got there waxed? I mean... I'd probably cry.. but it might be a good idea.

Legs is a good idea, but I don't know about the other area. I've never had that waxed although I know some people who do have it waxed on a regular basis. Just make sure you use a good exfoliant, ingrown hairs can really really hurt.

[CrystalTears]

Originally posted by Lady Satira
First of all I'm convinced that most men who like a woman to be completely shaved are bordering on the pedophile line. I shave or wax, but I keep at least a little runway going on because it's freakin CREEPY if a guy likes you to look like you're a two year old.

You're assuming quite a bit. Like my fiance stated once while perusing porn sites and pointed at a shaven beauty, "There is NO way you can make that woman look like a toddler."

It's not about making anyone look like a child. It's all about the interaction and how it feels. It's just... easier to maneuver. Good lord I can see why Tsa`ah stepped aside. I'm gonna say too much. Or maybe I already did. :D

[Artha]

Don't get it COMPLETELY waxed. Anything that makes you look like a 12 year old is generally a bad idea.

[Hulkein]

Originally posted by Lady Satira
First of all I'm convinced that most men who like a woman to be completely shaved are bordering on the pedophile line. I shave or wax, but I keep at least a little runway going on because it's freakin CREEPY if a guy likes you to look like you're a two year old.

And on waxing, yes it hurts, but yes its worth it. You can't even feel your armpits when you get them done, so at least do that.

... I've never felt a two year olds region (and don't plan on it), so I don't really see how me liking it shaved means I like 2 year olds. I like women my age with shaved regions, I have no comparison to a two year old, so there is no link. In addition, two year olds also have hairless legs, is it bordering pedophelia if I like a women with shaved legs also? I mean they look the same as a two year olds.

[Tsa`ah]

Damn it Hulkien, stop making sense.

[Hulkein]

Hahaha, coming from you that's probably the nicest compliment I've gotten here.

[Bobmuhthol]

TWO-YEAR-OLDS HAVE EYES AND SO DO TWELVE-YEAR-OLDS AND SO DO ONE HUNDRED-YEAR-OLDS. YOU ARE A PEDOPHILE IF YOU LOOK AT SOMEONE'S EYES BECAUSE IT'S LIKE LOOKING AT A TWO-YEAR-OLD.

Looks like you just lost.

[GSLeloo]

Me personally, I always felt leaving that strip was stupid. Was there a point to it? If I'm gonna shave it'll all go or none. Otherwise it's like um.. marking art or something, like those bushes you make into shapes...

[CrystalTears]

Originally posted by GSLeloo
Me personally, I always felt leaving that strip was stupid. Was there a point to it? If I'm gonna shave it'll all go or none. Otherwise it's like um.. marking art or something, like those bushes you make into shapes...

:lol: I totally agree. Like shaping it into a heart? Good gravy.

[Artha]

I think a dollar sign would be hot. Get to work.

And send me pictures.

[Hulkein]

Ya ever see the Gucci ads? Chick has a Gucci 'G' shaved, looks pretty wild.

[Ravenstorm]

Originally posted by GSLeloo
Otherwise it's like um.. marking art or something, like those bushes you make into shapes...

Topiary. And personally, I don't want to imagine any woman with an elephant shaved into her public hair. (And definitely no man!)

Raven

[Drew2]

I have two words right now.

Fucking. Oww.

I made a very silly decision today.

[Shari]

DO NOT SHAVE PUBIC HAIR. For the love of god, if you have any sense at all you will wax that shit. When it grows back after shaving...OMG...stubble...never again.

From now on I just buy an at-home wax kit. And I fully agree, there is nothing worse than a girl wearing a bathing suit with little tufts sticking out. <gags>

Leloo, I you should generally wait 2 weeks after shaving to have enough hair on your legs to wax. If you do this..make sure to wax at least 3 days BEFORE prom or you will end up having little dots on your skin due to the ripping of the hair or if you have sensative skin...having red marks from ripping of the wax. Also, that is a LOT more surface are to have done opposed to a bikini or eyebrow..that's a lot of pain to tolorate. Of course it only hurts when I do the first or second strip down there before everything ends up going numb..so maybe the same goes for the legs too. <shrug>

Underarms, legs are shaved, eyebrows, "down there" waxed.

I hope I have fully disgusted the younger boys. Enjoy.:D

[Miss X]

I never shave anywhere, hate the rashes and itchyness and the fact it lasts like 2 days. I have my legs waxed, use Immac under my arms, have my eyebrows waxed into a nice shape and I wax downstairs completly, its much cleaner and it makes it much easier for a guy to find the right spot, also its much more considerate, no one wants hair in their mouth, its gross.

[Skirmisher]

What Jesae said.

[Praefection]

If you're thinking about getting waxed, go to a professional salon. When I was in school (beauty school even!) we once has a class on waxing and got to practice on each other. It hurt like hell when someone inexperienced does it, home kits would be on par or so I would think. Pop a couple of painkillers before hand and it's not THAT bad. Really. The results are worth the pain and it lasts a lot longer. Same thing with nether reigon waxing, but without being crude. If you are thinking about it, go in semi clipped. The less hair you have to work with makes things a bit easier. A good exfoliating scrub will help with any ingrown hairs, too.

[AnticorRifling]

Why do guys like it shaved you ask?

How can I word this in a way that won't get me banned, put the younger posters in a puberty seisure, or give some of the old folks a heart attack? Hmm...

Makes oral better for both parties, slip n slides are more fun when they are totally slippery, and you don't get any of your digits snagged and slowed up when you're doing what you're doing and no how to do it with your hands and other parts :cool:

If I was a chick I'd so be all over me for that ^

[Miss X]

What Anticor said...

[Souzy]

Originally posted by Myshel
brazilian waxes hurt like hell. Never again.

Ugh, I was going to say that, but you posted it first. Bikini waxes and brazilian waxes hurt like hell!!! The things girls have to put up with. Landing strip is all I'm going to say.

Yes I shave my legs on the reg. Shaving your pits is a friggin' must for girls.

[Miss X]

I used to have a female friend who never shaved under her arms or her legs, and she had dark hair too. In the summer I would drop hints all the time but she never did it, it was so gross too! She used to wonder why she never got hit on when we went out.......

[Souzy]

Originally posted by Miss X
I used to have a female friend who never shaved under her arms or her legs, and she had dark hair too. In the summer I would drop hints all the time but she never did it, it was so gross too! She used to wonder why she never got hit on when we went out.......

Haha!!! One of my best-friends went through that stage. She's a very beautiful girl too, seriously. I went to visit her, she lifted up her arms to play with her hair, and I immediately said, "Daaaaaaayum girl! Shave your pits!!!" I wasn't even hinting it, I told her. That's just not right.

[DeV]

wax: eyebrows/underarms. I don't wax or shave my legs because the hair barely grows on them. And down below, I wax-trim only.. I refuse to be a baldy down there, because well, I just don't feel the need.

[DeV]

Originally posted by AnticorRifling
Makes oral better for both parties, slip n slides are more fun when they are totally slippery, and you don't get any of your digits snagged and slowed up when you're doing what you're doing and no how to do it with your hands and other parts :cool:

If I was a chick I'd so be all over me for that ^ Im a chick, and so love the fact that my girlfriend keeps her body nice and smooth. Not to mention its just damn sexy when you feel smooth and soft--you know that a person that actually cares about their appearance. Its just an added bonus.

[Sean]

Originally posted by DarkelfVold
Im a chick, and so love the fact that my girlfriend keeps her body nice and smooth. Not to mention its just damn sexy when you feel smooth and soft--you know that a person that actually cares about their appearance. Its just an added bonus.

But didn't you just say you don't see the need to do it yourself? Seems a bit off that you wont reciprocate, but thats really between you and her. Personally I know way too much about a lot of you folks now. It's no wonder I don't sleep at night. The nightmares?! :no:

[Galleazzo]

(I like my ladies natural, but that's just me. I got no problem finding sweet spots. It isn't that fur makes them vanish!)

Anyway, I just read 3 pages of posts about guys waving razors around their joints. Something must be wrong with me.

[DeV]

Originally posted by Tijay
But didn't you just say you don't see the need to do it yourself? Seems a bit off that you wont reciprocate, but thats really between you and her. Personally I know way too much about a lot of you folks now. It's no wonder I don't sleep at night. The nightmares?! :no: I presonally feel its a matter of choice when it comes to the lower region. I don't grow body hair very fast and Im not into the smooth like a baby feel on myself. I keep it short and nicely trimmed, so I can wear a bikini or whatever. My girlfriend has never complained.

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Galleazzo
Anyway, I just read 3 pages of posts about guys waving razors around their joints. Something must be wrong with me. Not only that, I think Tayre slipped. :drunk:

[Betheny]

Chest hair is HOT.

[Miss X]

When I was younger the thought of chest hair made me gag, but now I think its kinda hot, and very manly. As long as there isnt too much of it, thats just euww

[Betheny]

Facial hair also makes me hot.

[Galleazzo]

Oh babee, I got chest hair and a 'stache too. I guess I'm just some hot stud. Got salt and pepper hair though. Can't win em all.

[peam]

Having chest hair rules. Smoothies are t3h s8x.

/beat chest

[Methais]

<<Why do men like it so much?>>

One reason being most guys (at least me anyway) would much rather go down on a shaved chick than one that has a massive bush.

Another reason is it helps keep it from smelling like a fish warehouse that's had a power outage for the last week. Or maybe my non-shaved ex-girlfriend was just trashy. Probably both.

On the contrary, I don't think a chick would much like sucking on a guy's balls and have to pick ballhair out of their teeth every 5 seconds. Therefore, my balls are smooth. Plus I'm Italian, so my ball hair is like 3 feet long otherwise. Mwuahaha!

And I shine them up everyday with turtle wax. I can see my reflection on them sometimes. When I bathe, the water just beads up on them.

Ok maybe not.

And Tayre, you'll be fine once your sack gets used to it :P

[Edited on 3-25-2004 by Methais]

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Methais
my balls are smooth.....I shine them up everyday with turtle wax.

Thanks for that frightening mental image.

[Methais]

Anytime.

Oh, and the myth about a guy shaving/trimming his pubes making his dick look bigger, it's true. I had no idea my meat pole was so big until I broke the clippers out! <cackle>

[Edited on 3-25-2004 by Methais]

[Skirmisher]

Facial hair on a man varies from man to man. Too much is just too much.

Chest hair....all I can say is less is better.

[GSLeloo]

This thread has made me laugh so much... Methais I never noticed you were so funny.

So to the girls, I should wax my legs how much ahead of time? Cause I know I want to do it (I'll go fully drugged up) because it'll be a lot easier and nicer for the beach and prom but I need to know when to do it...

And not shave two weeks ahead of time? Uh... It's gonna be skirt/short/capri season, I can't not shave! Plus my hair grows fast, doesn't that change it? Please?

[DeV]

Originally posted by Methais
Anytime.

Oh, and the myth about a guy shaving/trimming his pubes making his dick look bigger, it's true. I had no idea my meat pole was so big until I broke the clippers out! <cackle>

[Edited on 3-25-2004 by Methais] you could have just measured it.

[HarmNone]

Umm...waaaay too much information! :O

HarmNone, suffering from information overload

[AnticorRifling]

I say go bald and get a merkin then pull it away ala magician when the time is right hahahaha!

[Edaarin]

Why is this thread 4 pages....

My chest is about as bare as it can get. Don't think I've ever met a hairy Asian though.

[HarmNone]

I had no idea there were actually four pages of things to say about body hair, Edaarin. I, therefore, cannot help you in your quest for a reason for the length of this topic.

Now, as to the length of certain male appendages, there is data within this topic that might lead to a conclusion...or a lot of conclusions...or delusions...or something...

HarmNone, better informed about hair in our times

[Mint]

Speaking of hair, am I the only woman in this forum that thinks balding men are sort of cute? Can't believe I am getting ready to hit the post button...

[CrystalTears]

Originally posted by Mint
Speaking of hair, am I the only woman in this forum that thinks balding men are sort of cute? Can't believe I am getting ready to hit the post button...

Oh no you are so not. :D

I may have mentioned him before, but there's a HOT guy at work that is completely bald. I mean he was balding before and I could have eaten him alive even then. But now... WOOF!

[Mint]

Combovers are hot.

[Ambrosia]

Originally posted by GSLeloo
This thread has made me laugh so much... Methais I never noticed you were so funny.

So to the girls, I should wax my legs how much ahead of time? Cause I know I want to do it (I'll go fully drugged up) because it'll be a lot easier and nicer for the beach and prom but I need to know when to do it...

And not shave two weeks ahead of time? Uh... It's gonna be skirt/short/capri season, I can't not shave! Plus my hair grows fast, doesn't that change it? Please?

You should get it waxed about 3 days to a week before prom, and if your hair grows fast, it might only need a weeks worth of growth to have lots of hair to grab onto. :) Good luck!

[Galleazzo]

Originally posted by Methais
Therefore, my balls are smooth. Plus I'm Italian, so my ball hair is like 3 feet long otherwise. Mwuahaha!

And I shine them up everyday with turtle wax. I can see my reflection on them sometimes. When I bathe, the water just beads up on them.

:?: OMFG. :?:

Guys, remember that thread I said I'd never kill myself? I take it back. I need to die now.

And sorry to disappoint ya, Mint darlin', but while a bald spot I got, I ain't never doing a combover, even 5-7 years from now when I'll need to. I hate 'em.

Oh, right, I'm gonna go off myself so I'll never get that old anyway. Maybe then the image of the sunlight glinting off of Methais' waxed danglys'll get out of my head.

[HarmNone]

Gah! Galleazzo, did you HAVE to mention Methais' waxed and dangling nether parts? You would not want to be confronted with the image that will not stop prancing back and forth across my field of vision. How could you do this to me? How????

HarmNone is traumatized

[Shari]

Methais post=scarred for life.

Leloo...I say wax 3 days before prom, that will give your skin time to heal the redness, sensativity, and any red bumps you may get. Typically, the rule is to the hair should be as long as your BOTTOM eyelashes. Have someone professionally do it first if you want to end up doing it to yourself later. Someone also suggested using an exfoliating scrub after waxing to get rid of ingrown hairs. I recommend St. Ives apricot scrub.

[peam]

Originally posted by Jesae
I recommend St. Ives apricot scrub.

True.

This stuff's awesome. It's what I'm using on my face right now.

[Galleazzo]

Originally posted by HarmNone
Gah! Galleazzo, did you HAVE to mention Methais' waxed and dangling nether parts? You would not want to be confronted with the image that will not stop prancing back and forth across my field of vision. How could you do this to me? How????

HarmNone is traumatized

(ducks behind his deck)

> Galleazzo [muffled]: Hey, he mentioned them first! Ow! Ow! Ow! Quit it! Ow!

[HarmNone]

::HarmNone purrs softly: "Now, Gally, ol' sod...are you really, really sure you want me to quit it?"::

:lol: You asked for it! :P

[Edited on 3-25-2004 by HarmNone]

[Artha]

Bow chicka bow bow

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Galleazzo
I ain't never doing a combover, even 5-7 years from now when I'll need to. I hate 'em. Word life. I start going bald, it's all coming off. Hulk Hogan is cool, but I don't want to look like him.

[Mint]

Toupee or not toupee, that is the question...

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Mint
Toupee or not toupee, that is the question... Def not. I'd sooner vomit and put that on my crown.

[HarmNone]

Even thinking of a toupee makes me laugh. I used to know an ER doctor who wore one. It looked like some poor, elderly forest creature had crawled onto his pate and breathed its last. It was all I could do not to giggle everytime I saw this guy at a fundraising event.

Funny thing is, he is a very nice person and married to a lovely woman. I cannot for the life of me figure out why she does not tell him to do something about that dead squirrel on his head!

HarmNone, laughing as we speak

[Methais]

<<Speaking of hair, am I the only woman in this forum that thinks balding men are sort of cute?>>

I <3 YOU

....going bald and hating it, and I'm only fucking 26! :(

Probably just gonna shave my head once I get the grandpa horseshoe thing going.

<<Gah! Galleazzo, did you HAVE to mention Methais' waxed and dangling nether parts?>>

Whoa, I never said anything about waxing. Ouch!

I use a butter knife.

[Edited on 3-26-2004 by Methais]

[DeV]

awwww.. at least you compensate for it in other places. :grin:

[Mint]

Originally posted by Methais

....going bald and hating it, and I'm only fucking 26! :(

Probably just gonna shave my head once I get the grandpa horseshoe thing going.


I like that horseshoe thing though! Besides, if it really bothers you by the time you get to that point they will probably have perfected hair implants. Most likely there will be drive-thru implanting clinics located conveniently on every corner. A sort of Seven Eleven for the follically challenged.

[Methais]

Wait, I have an idea. I'll start collecting my ballhair and just transplant it to my head!

[Satira]

Balding = Blah to me.

[Skirmisher]

Varies from guy to guy...Capt Picard, he pulls it off.:thumbsup:

[Shari]

Originally posted by Methais
Wait, I have an idea. I'll start collecting my ballhair and just transplant it to my head!

EW.

[Satira]

If someone is completely bald, that can look good on the person, depending. But balding with thin hair or that horseshoe- BLAH

[Mint]

Originally posted by Lady Satira
If someone is completely bald, that can look good on the person, depending. But balding with thin hair or that horseshoe- BLAH

That just means less competittion for women of taste. Oh and Skirm...think Sean Connery. Mmm. 72, and without his toupee he has the 'horseshoe' too. Yummy. Of course the scottish accent might have something to do with his appeal as well.

[Satira]

Yeah, I'll stick with my distasteful hot men.

[Methais]

Just make sure his balls are shaved.

[Satira]

That's simply a must if anything is to be going on in that specific region.

[Skirmisher]

Some prep work is a must yes.

[AnticorRifling]

You're not going bald, you're just growning too tall for your hair.

[Myshel]

We are quickly coming to a place that balding will be a thing of the past. I watched extreme makeover the other night, the hair replacement for the guy with thinning hair was amazing.

[Galleazzo]

Originally posted by HarmNone
::HarmNone purrs softly: "Now, Gally, ol' sod...are you really, really sure you want me to quit it?"::

:lol: You asked for it! :P
Fuck me with a fork, I got served big time, huh?

[Galleazzo]

Originally posted by Mint
Toupee or not toupee, that is the question...
And the answer is fuck that. I'd rather look old than pathetic. I'll have my horseshoe and like it!

Hey, my pop's got a nice horseshoe, and he's 67 now. I figure I'm all set.

[Methais]

<<I watched extreme makeover the other night, the hair replacement for the guy with thinning hair was amazing.>>

Except that it probably costs a ridiculous amount of money, at least the way it turned out on the show. I think I saw the episode you're talking about.

People can look young forever too, they just have to pay out the ass to get it.