I'm worried...

[Chaddy]

My girlfriend, who I love very much, has decided that the zombies will never come. Since she has determined this, she's taken away any funds I've allocated towards surviving the apocalypse. That's right, no weapons, rations, water, or shelters of any sort. I care about her a lot, but I mean, I know I'm going to die immediately after the apocalypse begins if I stay with her. What should I do? Should I cherish what little time I have left with her, by staying with her anyways and biding my time til I'm eaten. Or, should I leave her and live longer? I mean, it's not my fault she's a non believer. Help please forum!



Thanks,
~Chaddy.

[Stunseed]

Stick it in her pooper.

Edited to add : Once you're in, bust out the Thriller dance. Zombies are coming for her now, damnit!

[Nieninque]

LOLZ...like you have a girlfriend.

[Asrial]

Turn her into a zombie. That'll show her where her place is!

[Chaddy]

LOLZ...like you have a girlfriend.

Clearly this little topic I created was indeed out of humor. Obviously I couldn't ever get a girlfriend, and if I could I'd certainly not think twice to give up a good portion of my life just to have one for a few more years. Forgive me and my miserable attempt at humor Nieninque you dusty pussy having miserable twat. I mean that as seriously and sincerely as humanly possible.

[Celephais]

Clearly this little topic I created was indeed out of humor. Obviously I couldn't ever get a girlfriend, and if I could I'd certainly not think twice to give up a good portion of my life just to have one for a few more years. Forgive me and my miserable attempt at humor Nieninque you dusty pussy having miserable twat. I mean that as seriously and sincerely as humanly possible.
I thought your posts was mildly amusing, and Nieninque who completely got that you were making a joke made an even better once, which was made infinitely better by this little outburst.

[Sam]

At least you know your place.

[Chaddy]

I thought your posts was mildly amusing, and Nieninque who completely got that you were making a joke made an even better once, which was made infinitely better by this little outburst.

She wasn't joking. Neither was I. We love each other like rednecks love a good body wash.

[Methais]

She wasn't joking. Neither was I. We love each other like rednecks love a good body wash.

You have to specify what said rednecks are using for body wash in order to determine if your post is serious or not.

[Goretawn]

You have to specify what said rednecks are using for body wash in order to determine if your post is serious or not.

Deer urine is the prefered scent.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

OP, when in doubt:

http://defaultprime.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/do-a-barrel-roll.jpg

[HWar]

i think you should stick with anyone who would want you tbh/ and thank your god everynight