NYC for the PC

[Stanley Burrell]

Hello. My name is Stanley Burrell. That's not really my name IRL.

Listen, I don't know how to organize things, or find places, or do anything like that, but we need, bold font muh'fuckaz, to set something up, in an official manner where people who know shit can respond to this with and then make me become drunk. And then also hang out and do stuff that cool people do.

Alright.

Starting AUGUST 21st. The THIRD week of August. One day before the FOURTH week of August begins. Be there. Be square.

Confirmed: Jessa (Hips), Nic (Hips' fiancé), Ben (Stanley Burrell), Brad (Radamanthys), Nikki (saurus), Kellen (Celephais), Sean (Sean), Eric (Latrinsorm), Dex (DCSL), Jay (Ryvicke).

[DCSL]

I vote for July or August. How long are we going to make this thing? Just a night?

[Kuyuk]

Dex, you want more than a one night stan?

/rimshot

[Stanley Burrell]

I dunno. Oops, directed @ one post before the rimshot.

[LMingrone]

Let's do it up. We just need a place to drank.

Maybe hit up Katz's beforehand:
http://images.nymag.com/listings/restaurant/1katzdeli.jpg

FREE train tickets for anyone that needs to get there from the New Haven area on me.

[Cephalopod]

FREE train tickets for anyone that needs to get there from the New Haven area on me.

Do we actually get to (or have to) sit on you for the entire train ride?

[Stanley Burrell]

Yeah, I spoke with LMingrone the other day and his uncle, I think, is the owner of Amtrak and the MTA. And everything. So he'll hook us up and the taxpayers can suck it.

[DCSL]

It's been a while since I lived in the NYC area so all my previous favorite spots are probably closed. Someone who lives there currently should suggest some places. For preferences, I like to play drunken pool (badly) and dance, so any place with either of those things in addition to large amounts of liquor is good.

[LMingrone]

Do we actually get to (or have to) sit on you for the entire train ride?

the "get to" part scares me. Unless, of course, you're Jessica Alba...then yes.

[Sean]

I prefer the lower west side but thats because I drive in and I'm lazy so it's easier to access the tunnels from there. Also it's easier to laugh at people like TheE who goto bars like Fiddlesticks and hang out in the meatpacking district.

[Androidpk]

Stanley, aren't you closer to Boston?

[DCSL]

He is, but he's coming down to NYC to have wild animal sex with me. But he'll have to wear a condom for the titfuck.

[Celephais]

I have no issues w/ a July or August get together, I think I could hoof it to NYC.

[Stanley Burrell]

He is, but he's coming down to NYC to have wild animal sex with me. But he'll have to wear a condom for the titfuck.

I'm going to wear three at once as a way of punishing you.


Stanley, aren't you closer to Boston?

Probably, but I haven't gotten a haircut in a while and all I have are Yankee hats.

[Ryvicke]

Someone who lives there currently should suggest some places. For preferences, I like to play drunken pool (badly) and dance, so any place with either of those things in addition to large amounts of liquor is good.

Fat Cat, 7th Avenue and Christopher Street.

They also have ping pong and foos... it's like a miracle.

[DCSL]

Fat Cat, 7th Avenue and Christopher Street.

They also have ping pong and foos... it's like a miracle.

Sounds good to me. I'm even worse at ping pong than I am at pool, if anyone could believe that was possible.

[TheEschaton]

I'm awesome at Ping Pong.

And like hell I hang out in the meatpacking district. Just cause I live in Chelsea doesn't mean I'm a metrosexual.

[Sean]

I'm awesome at Ping Pong.

And like hell I hang out in the meatpacking district. Just cause I live in Chelsea doesn't mean I'm a metrosexual.

Some of the bars in that area aren't bad I like Dublin6 and the White Horse. Although I don't like the Gaslight and other bars around the Gansevort.

[Hips]

I am so there. End of August would be good, like... before the 29th.

[DCSL]

End of August is good for me. Maybe the weekend of the 21st and 22nd?

[Hips]

Assuming that's not the weekend of my bachelorette party that'd work for me!

[Cephalopod]

Assuming that's not the weekend of my bachelorette party that'd work for me!

I think we're moving towards a tetrahedronal boobsquish now.

[Sean of the Thread]

I think I'm down for a NYC soiree. Lock in a date fuckers so I can plan ahead!


*I'm going upstate to visit my grams this summer so a trip to the city may coincide.

[Drew]

I am so there. End of August would be good, like... before the 29th.

Are you going to be part of the, well, basically, orgy too?

[Delarock]

I will definitely show if you guys gimme a time and place. Bout an hour train ride for me.

[upperguy]

likewise, anyone else in from the Philly area?

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

July/August should be okay for me.

I'm not picky about where we go, though as with Boston somewhere subway accessible is always preferred since I won't be driving.

[Sean]

July/August should be okay for me.

I'm not picky about where we go, though as with Boston somewhere subway accessible is always preferred since I won't be driving.

Thats everywhere in Manhattan and unlike Boston when the bars close at 4am the subway is still running!

[Asha]

If Sean (evil Sean not Sean Sean) is going, then there's definitely be some kind of bar fight so Stanley, I'm coming over in a box like we said? :)

[Hips]

Are you going to be part of the, well, basically, orgy too?

I'd be down for boobsquish if that's what you mean! :D

[Stanley Burrell]

If Sean (evil Sean not Sean Sean) is going, then there's definitely be some kind of bar fight so Stanley, I'm coming over in a box like we said? :)

It's going to be nonstop pugilism. Starting with you fighting your way out of the box. Then I fight not to puke up my drinks. World War III.


I'd be down for boobsquish if that's what you mean! :D

I'm on a mayonnaise-only diet until we congregate. I'm'a put all you ladies to shame. Watch.

So, yes: People who are smart and have organizational capability -- continue.

[Latrinsorm]

August 21st and 22nd. Stanley and I were discussing a PC softball game, but NYC probably isn't the place for that. Sean should pick a place for us to start, because Eschaton will probably pick one of those dens of iniquity where they smoke MARIJUANA.

[Asha]

those dens of iniquity where they smoke MARIJUANA.

JEEEESUS CHRIIIST!!!!! :O

[Drew]

I'd be down for boobsquish if that's what you mean! :D

No no we're having an orgy.

[Tisket]

Stanley and I were discussing a PC softball game

My husband asked me if I wanted to join a softball league this year. Then he burst into laughter and walked away before I could answer. True story.

[Asha]

Man if I was alone with you Tisket I'd ... I'd softball.. I'd softball you FACE!! xxx

[Tisket]

Man if I was alone with you Tisket I'd ... I'd softball.. I'd softball you FACE!! xxx

A softball to the face is probably exactly what would happen to me if I joined a softball league. I've literally had something tossed to me and it hit me in the chest before I realized I probably should have attempted to catch it.

[Androidpk]

I've literally had something tossed to me and it hit me in the chest before I realized I probably should have attempted to catch it.

Pornstars don't have that problem.

[Stanley Burrell]

August 21st and 22nd. Stanley and I were discussing a PC softball game, but NYC probably isn't the place for that.

We could play in Van Courtland Park, that way, after the sun sets, none of the female attendees will be able to identify me as the indefinite rapist.


Sean should pick a place for us to start, because Eschaton will probably pick one of those dens of iniquity where they smoke MARIJUANA.

Marijuana is illegal :no:

[Androidpk]

Marijuana is illegal :no:

Has that stopped you?

[Stanley Burrell]

Has that stopped you?

I don't think I've ever been in a precinct when I've had the opportunities to ignite the ganj'.

[Androidpk]

I don't think I've ever been in a precinct when I've had the opportunities to ignite the ganj'.

Slacker.

[LMingrone]

"A friend" I know was arrested for fleeing the scene of an accident. Luckily when "my friend" was searched, they didn't find my, I mean "my friend's" ganj he had hidden in his Yankees cap. They even took the hat and sweatshirt that my friend, not me I swear, had on. 15 minutes in a dog pen, and a $35 dollar fine later....relief. Know what the first thing I did was? Shit, I meant my friend. He smoked that shit.

[DCSL]

NYC cops are oddly bad at the searches. One of my friends looked like a kid that was listed missing so the Port Authority rounded up our whole group, including one of the kids from Brooklyn who had like, four knives on him at the time. Somehow they missed every fucking knife. I mean, for fuck's sake, really?

[TheEschaton]

They didn't miss them, they just didn't care. NYC cops, sadly, have much more important shit to handle than a kid with a knife that he hasn't even pulled out or brandished.

[DCSL]

Four knives. Or more. I know he had at least two butterflies, one Bowie Trailmaster, and a blacked combat of some sort. It seems odd.

[Drew]

Four knives. Or more. I know he had at least two butterflies, one Bowie Trailmaster, and a blacked combat of some sort. It seems odd.

I don't know about NYC but in Florida you can carry a knife with up to a 4 inch blade legally.

[Sean of the Thread]

I don't know about NYC but in Florida you can carry a knife with up to a 4 inch blade legally.


It also has to be 100% man power as well.

Hehe at orientation they told me never to use any other box cutter or bring a knife to work other than what they issue you or it's termination.

The first day at work my manger told me I have to bring in a knife?? Funny shit ensues where I work and I love it.

[Drew]

It also has to be 100% man power as well.

Actually not true, I have a spring assisted blade. Even switchblades are technically legal. What is illegal is a "gravity blade" which means the blade can't be released which means you have to put some effort into starting it. Switchblades are technically legal because the way the law is written it says "spring propelled" which reads as blades that are shot ballistically like a missile.

[Sean of the Thread]

Actually not true, I have a spring assisted blade. Even switchblades are technically legal. What is illegal is a "gravity blade" which means the blade can't be released which means you have to put some effort into starting it. Switchblades are technically legal because the way the law is written it says "spring propelled" which reads as blades that are shot ballistically like a missile.

Don't press your luck. The statute is so vague they can bust your ass if they really feel like it. Even for a folder under 4" if it has "tactical" features.

Something considered not to be a "pocket knife" in Florida is one that has assisted opening or a fixed blade or say is larger than something used as a casual pocket knife.

Best scenario is just to make sure you've got a CWL.


*Like to add that you can pretty much open carry anything legally. I was talking about a concealed knife.

[Androidpk]

http://s1.hubimg.com/u/1077752_f496.jpg

mmm

[Asha]

http://s1.hubimg.com/u/1077752_f496.jpg

mmm


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[Drew]

Don't press your luck. The statute is so vague they can bust your ass if they really feel like it. Even for a folder under 4" if it has "tactical" features.

Something considered not to be a "pocket knife" in Florida is one that has assisted opening or a fixed blade or say is larger than something used as a casual pocket knife.

Best scenario is just to make sure you've got a CWL.


*Like to add that you can pretty much open carry anything legally. I was talking about a concealed knife.

I've been carrying assisted blades for 10 years. But on the other hand I don't ever have SotT madlibs to fill out so my contact with police officers is generally limited to my friends who are police officers.

[AnticorRifling]

http://s1.hubimg.com/u/1077752_f496.jpg

mmm

That thing is pretty sexy.

[Sean of the Thread]

I've been carrying assisted blades for 10 years. But on the other hand I don't ever have SotT madlibs to fill out so my contact with police officers is generally limited to my friends who are police officers.


Yeah my police friends are cool with my blades but several have offered the advice to "make them vanish" if I was to encounter a popo situation.

[Stanley Burrell]

If you're headed to the NYC PC fuckfest, please don't bring a weapon...

...That is small. We need miniguns and SAMs in this piece to properly announce our awesomeness.

[Drew]

Yeah my police friends are cool with my blades but several have offered the advice to "make them vanish" if I was to encounter a popo situation.

It's not like cops really have any idea of what the law is anyway.

[Sean of the Thread]

lol Drew you're right. The statutes are so fucked on ccw and blades and such it's not funny.

*I'd just rather not risk being at someones vague interpretation. /shrug

[Asha]

If you're not there, I'm not there.

[Sean of the Thread]

If you go Drayal I will be sure to make the trip.

We can call people tossers and you can take your shirt off and scare people away.

[Asha]

If you go Drayal I will be sure to make the trip.

We can call people tossers and you can take your shirt off and scare people away.

YES. It's on! Good lad.

[LMingrone]

If you show up Sean, you need to get one of the LED shirts with your avatar playing on it. I'm gonna be wearing my Reggie Miller jersey. So get ready for me to get my ass kicked by a mob just like you.

[AnticorRifling]

How can anyone actually like Reggie "cry me a fucking river" Miller?

[Sean of the Thread]

How can anyone actually like Reggie "cry me a fucking river" Miller?

I like him for the sole fact that he fucked with spike.

[radamanthys]

I'll likely attend. I'll be in the bowler hat and assless chaps. I'll have 'lolbrielus' written across my cheeks.

[Celephais]

I'll likely attend. I'll be in the bowler hat and assless chaps. I'll have 'lolbrielus' written across my cheeks.
Shit... now what am I going to wear?

[radamanthys]

Shit... now what am I going to wear?

Fringed vest, fedora and a tube sock.

[LMingrone]

How can anyone actually like Reggie "cry me a fucking river" Miller?

Well, I'm not his biggest fan. But he's probably the most clutch shooter I've ever seen. Plus I like how he fucked with other teams heads...this coming from a Knicks fan. Last time I was in Penn Station and this scary looking dude literally runs at me screaming, "WTF you doing wearing that in this city?." Having had a few drinks, and being an idiot, I flash the Reggie Miller choke gesture. I thought the dude was going to kill me. We ended up talking bball for an hour waiting for the train, and had a couple beers together.

[Stanley Burrell]

I'll either wear a Frédéric Weis/(Vice?) with a prosthetic limb or a Plaxico jersey with an NRA hat.

Let's make it happen, people.

[LMingrone]

I could also go with my Michael Vick jersey and a PETA hat. Maybe I can fashion a cane that looks like a harpoon!!!!!

[Stanley Burrell]

I could also go with my Michael Vick jersey and a PETA hat. Maybe I can fashion a cane that looks like a harpoon!!!!!

Totally against ALTER guidelines. I am not about to get GameMaster [SEND]s while I'm getting my drank on :mad:

[Sean]

I'd show as a black guy with an active text based RPG account but that is as far as my irony will go.

[Stanley Burrell]

I'd show as a black guy with an active text based RPG account but that is as far as my irony will go.

BAMF.

[DCSL]

I will be the bespectacled geek wearing the 3 Wolf Moon shirt for guaranteed awesomeness.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I will be wearing a shirt that covers my cleavage, red flats, and will lose my mp3 player at some point during the evening.

I'll also be offending various groups of people with outlandish claims (i.e. gay people hate bacon).

[DCSL]

a shirt that covers my cleavage

What the bullshit is that.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

What the bullshit is that.

I think it surprises people but I dress relatively conservatively. I wore a long-sleeve black crew neck, skinny jeans and some flats to the Boston gathering.

Maybe, MAYBE I can bust out the chainmail bikini just this once.

[DCSL]

You can wear cleavage covering as long as you have a tanktop or something underneath for the obligatory (I am obligating us on this one) boob press picture.

[Cephalopod]

Luckily, conservative clothing cannot cover boobs of that magnitude.

[Stanley Burrell]

I still think it's weird that Nikki's getting breast reduction, but :shrug:

Boobs aren't everything, I guess ... See you guys there!

[DCSL]

I still think it's weird that Nikki's getting breast reduction, but :shrug:

Boobs aren't everything, I guess ... See you guys there!

YOU SHUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTH.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I still think it's weird that Nikki's getting breast reduction, but :shrug:

Are you smoking salvia again!?

[radamanthys]

Best. Troll. EVAR.

[Cephalopod]

Best. Troll. EVAR.

The best troll ever would have gotten us a new posting in the topless thread. Just sayin'.

[radamanthys]

The best troll ever would have gotten us a new posting in the topless thread. Just sayin'.

I just mean that if you were to say something that could bring this forum to riotous violence, it'd be that nikki's tits were somehow in danger.

They're like the PC mascots.

[DCSL]

They're like the PC mascots.

I vote yes on Prop #213, PC mascots = Nikki's boobs.

[Stanley Burrell]

August 21-22 it is.

[radamanthys]

August 21-22 it is.

Word.

[DCSL]

I'm down.

[Hips]

I will most likely be crazed, but I'll be there... possibly with my new plat-playing fiance in tow. :D

[DCSL]

I'm leaving the boyfriend at home. He doesn't get GS- or PC-based jokes.

[Delarock]

where we at on this?

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

where we at on this?


vvvv


August 21-22 it is.


I imagine when we draw closer, exact times and places will be ironed out.

[LMingrone]

All I know is I need to go to Katz's Deli beforehand. That place might have the best meat (excluding me) ever.

To top it off I'm gonna get a set of Yankees tickets for either day. Both are at around 1PM. So if that's the actual dates, let me know if anyone need tickets for the game. I can probably get about eight seats behind home plate,second level. Probably only $10-$20 for alright seats.

And anyone that's traveling up/down the East Coast to NY, I can get you on the train for free so you don't have to worry about driving. Getting home is a little more difficult, depending on when anyone wants to go home.

/And I've never seen Griffey play (my favorite player of any sport ever), so hopefully he'll be DHing.

[Allereli]

/And I've never seen Griffey play (my favorite player of any sport ever), so hopefully he'll be DHing.

This flashed in my head

http://www.boston.com/sports/basketball/celtics/extras/green_room/griffey.jpg

[LMingrone]

I have faith that The Kid never did any make-my-head-and-arms huge drugs. But who knows. I was going through some rookie cards today , and looking at Bonds and Manny is just silly. Griffey just has the best swing in baseball history.

The offer is still up if that's one of the two set dates.

STOP NOT SELLING BEER AFTER THE 7TH INNING STRETCH!!!!!

[Allereli]

I have faith that The Kid never did any make-my-head-and-arms huge drugs. But who knows. I was going through some rookie cards today , and looking at Bonds and Manny is just silly. Griffey just has the best swing in baseball history.

The offer is still up if that's one of the two set dates.

STOP NOT SELLING BEER AFTER THE 7TH INNING STRETCH!!!!!

Didn't mean to imply that he did. It was just a great episode.

I'd definitely go to the game with you if I weren't going out of the country the next weekend. When do you need to know by? Maybe I can make it up for the Saturday game.

[Asha]

I don't mind being around people who talk constantly about a game and maybe even laugh out loud about AS, but I'm going to stand slightly left of you all and have a good time incase there's a chance I could rock some American chick/s.

[Celephais]

All I know is I need to go to Katz's Deli beforehand. That place might have the best meat (excluding me) ever.

To top it off I'm gonna get a set of Yankees tickets for either day. Both are at around 1PM. So if that's the actual dates, let me know if anyone need tickets for the game. I can probably get about eight seats behind home plate,second level. Probably only $10-$20 for alright seats.

And anyone that's traveling up/down the East Coast to NY, I can get you on the train for free so you don't have to worry about driving. Getting home is a little more difficult, depending on when anyone wants to go home.

/And I've never seen Griffey play (my favorite player of any sport ever), so hopefully he'll be DHing.
Umm... ABSOLUTELY. Count me in for a ticket and a trainride.

[DCSL]

All I know is I need to go to Katz's Deli beforehand. That place might have the best meat (excluding me) ever.

To top it off I'm gonna get a set of Yankees tickets for either day. Both are at around 1PM. So if that's the actual dates, let me know if anyone need tickets for the game. I can probably get about eight seats behind home plate,second level. Probably only $10-$20 for alright seats.

And anyone that's traveling up/down the East Coast to NY, I can get you on the train for free so you don't have to worry about driving. Getting home is a little more difficult, depending on when anyone wants to go home.

/And I've never seen Griffey play (my favorite player of any sport ever), so hopefully he'll be DHing.

Me too for a ticket, please! Let us know exactly how much and where we can PayPal the money to.

[TheEschaton]

Katz's deli is expensive as hell, and a huge tourist trap. I have to take my friends every time they come.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I was indifferent at first because I hate the Yankees with the fiery passion of a thousand burning suns, but I'd actually love to see the Mariners play again. And I think I still have a cap floating around for them. And I'm all about rooting against the Yankees in their home stadium. HM, decisions decisions.

I'm definitely in for the train though. Now to mooch some free lodging.

[Allereli]

Over Christmas I had dinner at Havana Central in Times Square. It was reasonable for NYC and the food was good. Just an idea for you guys.

[AestheticLife]

Oh, pimpin. I'll swear off my douchedome, change my PC name, and adopt a policy of wholesome, family fun (and not in any incest-involved way, unless it's with a hot stepsister or something) if I get to see Griffey and A-Rod on the same field ever again.

Count me in for a ticket and the train if I'm allowed, and someone give me a rough estimate on the amount of cash I should show up in the city with (as I live a decent distance away... as in states away)! I've been wanting to figure out a va-ca for right around that time anyway!

What the heck else are you (we?) doing outside of a baseball game?

[DCSL]

What the heck else are you (we?) doing outside of a baseball game?

Drink heavily.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Drink heavily.

I'm genuinely surprised someone even had to ask.

[EasternBrand]

Over Christmas I had dinner at Havana Central in Times Square. It was reasonable for NYC and the food was good. Just an idea for you guys.

I've been to their UWS counterpart and was not at all impressed. Food was okay, not great, but the server was practically forcing us to order drinks even though we weren't interested. Of course, for a PC gathering this may not be an issue.

[EasternBrand]

Katz's deli is expensive as hell, and a huge tourist trap. I have to take my friends every time they come.

Dude. Second Avenue Deli.

Caveat: I haven't been since they reopened, but I've heard generally good reviews.

[LMingrone]

So what exact date are we aiming for? So I can get some tickets. Even if the meeting falls through I can get rid of them anyways, but we NEED an exact date.

And Katz's is expensive, but worth every penny! They even come with nice drippping, juicy pickles!!! we all love those, right? Right?

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

So what exact date are we aiming for? So I can get some tickets. Even if the meeting falls through I can get rid of them anyways, but we NEED an exact date.

And Katz's is expensive, but worth every penny! They even come with nice drippping, juicy pickles!!! we all love those, right? Right?

What price are we looking at for the tickets, anyway?

[LMingrone]

I'll call later today when my uncle gets out of work, he's in Texas, so it might not be until tonight. But I'll find out as quickly as possible.
I'll just lie to him and tell them it's for my family, maybe get 'em for free...who knows.

I'll still need to know what day works better for everyone, so we can coordinate.
And anyone interested in going to the game send me an Email @ LMingrone@gmail.com, just so I have an idea of how many to get. Just make the subjesct, "Get me a ticket bitch!". I miss alot of posts on here, it'll be easier.

[Delarock]

I went to a place tonight, called The Frying Pan. An old boat apparently that they turned into a dock?

Fun time. I was told it gets packed in the summer. It is outside...

[EasternBrand]

I went to a place tonight, called The Frying Pan. An old boat apparently that they turned into a dock?

Fun time. I was told it gets packed in the summer. It is outside...

This is a fun place, but it does get nuts in the summer. Good luck trying to get a cab on a Friday or Saturday night in August; you'll have to walk a few avenues east, most likely.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Anyone who's going and would like to split the cost of a hotel room with me, send me a PM. Or anyone who lives there/has a friend who lives there and would like to offer me a couch to sleep on. :)

[TheEschaton]

I may or may not be there come August, otherwise I'd offer my guest room. ;)

That's why I wanted to do July.

[Asha]

I want a list of who's going to this debacle.

[AestheticLife]

THIS GUY!!!!

[Hips]

I'm going (and proooobably my fiance), but my parents live ~35 min outside the city, so I won't be needing a hotel or anything. I am interested in the train thing, though!

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Dex is gonna be my roomie. She knows karate and thus will protect me from ninjas when we drunkenly stumble back to our accommodations.

My goals for the end of the evening:

1- Do not get killed by ninjas
2- do not lose my mp3 player on the subway

[AestheticLife]

3. Ignore creepy guys attempting to room with you.

:(

[Celephais]

I'll be there!

[Cephalopod]

Dex is gonna be my roomie. She knows karate and thus will protect me from ninjas when we drunkenly stumble back to our accommodations.

My goals for the end of the evening:

1- Do not get killed by ninjas
2- do not lose my mp3 player on the subway

3) Urinate on one of NYC's finest homeless people

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

That goes without saying.

I'm hoping to offend a nearby party within five minutes of my arrival as well.

[AestheticLife]

3) Urinate on one of NYC's finest homeless people

I already did 3), bish! Get your own additional goal.

For real though, I call one without a knife.

[radamanthys]

Dex is gonna be my roomie. She knows karate and thus will protect me from ninjas when we drunkenly stumble back to our accommodations.

My goals for the end of the evening:

1- Do not get killed by ninjas
2- do not lose my mp3 player on the subway

My goals-

1- Loudly declare that my karate is better than dex's. Defend the honor of my family at all costs.

2- Steal nikki's mp3 player on subway.

3- Get enough alcohol exp points to level up. Maybe even cap.

4- Not get raped. (Consent to everything.)

[DCSL]

1 - Promise Brad that his tiger claw is no match for my dragon fist. Avenge my master.

2 - Personally hide Nikki's mp3 player in her cleavage.

3 - Get Brad in a dress. Shave his legs.

4 - Try not to rape anyone.

[Stanley Burrell]

I'll have a stand-off against Brad for $ as to whoever is able to shave the most hair off their legs froms nads down (I wouldn't really be sure how to measure it if it looks like a tie) wins.

But you first must supply me with weed and beer. Good day. P.S., Katz's.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Can I do Brad's make-up and then we take pictures??

[radamanthys]

I have a feeling I'm in serious, serious trouble.

[Cephalopod]

I'll have a stand-off against Brad for $ as to whoever is able to shave the most hair off their legs froms nads down (I wouldn't really be sure how to measure it if it looks like a tie) wins.

But you first must supply me with weed and beer. Good day. P.S., Katz's.

Tie results in sudden death back shaving.

[DCSL]

Can I do Brad's make-up and then we take pictures??

Totally! Make sure to bring make-up that'll look good with his skin tone. He's not glow-in-the-dark like we are.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Totally! Make sure to bring make-up that'll look good with his skin tone. He's not glow-in-the-dark like we are.

I think he has warm undertones, which is good because I do too so my make-up palette from Sephora will work.

I'm gonna slut him up with some dark eyeliner and red lipstick, too.

[radamanthys]

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/03/25/pt_janet_leigh_ent-lead__200x259.jpg

AHHHHHHHH!



Tie results in sudden death back shaving.

I don't have any back hair. :-(

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

That's why we're picking out a low-backed dress for you

<3.3

[Drew]

Well this has taken a turn for the worse.

[Stanley Burrell]

Well this has taken a turn for the worse.

Tell me about it, I don't have any bodyhair from the mangina up. We could go skinhead, My jew-fro should be a healthy competitor to Rad's Grecian hippy hair.

[AestheticLife]

If I knew half of the trip was going to be a dude playing Barbie Playhouse with drunk women...

Oh, who am I kidding. I'm still going.

[DCSL]

Oh, also, we may have a oneshot of D&D. There may be drunkenness during that too. We'll see.

[LMingrone]

Well, I'm trying (well I have them if I want them) for the Aug. 21st, a Saturday. I'll have about 8-10 tickets. Like I said before none should be more than $20 (unless I can get them for free). I think I already have six people interested.

Just need to know if the 21st works for everyone. I don't know any chill drink/food places really. So if someone can come up with a plan for after the game....let's rock it out.

[DCSL]

It's good for me.

[Sean]

I should be good for the 21st. I'm always good for a Yankee game but if you find you run out of tickets I goto enough of them that if someone else wants it they can go.

PS. you know damn well I cut my hair stanley.

[Asha]

Oh yeah I remember the picture of you holding it sub zero execution style.

[radamanthys]

If I knew half of the trip was going to be a dude playing Barbie Playhouse with drunk women...

Oh, who am I kidding. I'm still going.

Not really. We're just speaking in code for dirty, dirty group sex.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Good for me.

[LMingrone]

Called, and am waiting for a response on the tickets. I can probably get eight-ten. Eight are already gone (Anyone that has emailed me is locked in, plus my girl, and SB's sleepy ass). I'll have everything set by Monday.

[Latrinsorm]

Not really. We're just speaking in code for dirty, dirty group sex.I have never been more disappointed.

[radamanthys]

I have never been more disappointed.

I highly doubt I have the same proportions as to fit into one of the ladies' dresses, anyway. That said, I suppose if they did make ladies clothes in my size, they'd be readily available in New York.

*shrug*

[DCSL]

I highly doubt I have the same proportions as to fit into one of the ladies' dresses, anyway. That said, I suppose if they did make ladies clothes in my size, they'd be readily available in New York.

*shrug*

I've seen you in a dress before. I know it's possible. And I don't think it'll be that hard to find something nice for you, as long as we keep it in the strapless/spaghetti strap range.

[LMingrone]

OK. Here's the deal from my end. I can get eight-ten tickets in bleacher seats for free (They're like $5 for me so I'll just buy them, It's on me). I Think I have eight people so far. I'll pay for all 8-10 tickets myself if everyone is OK with bleacher seats. Otherwise I'll have to buy my normal tickets for $20 each. Let me know.

~LTrain

[Stanley Burrell]

OK. Here's the deal from my end. I can get eight-ten tickets in bleacher seats for free (They're like $5 for me so I'll just buy them, It's on me). I Think I have eight people so far. I'll pay for all 8-10 tickets myself if everyone is OK with bleacher seats. Otherwise I'll have to buy my normal tickets for $20 each. Let me know.

~LTrain

I'm going to DC next weekend, but maybe the week after I can stop by again and give you something financial as I've been managing a bit of work and I can pay you for that stuff. Let me know.

[LMingrone]

F you B! You know you owe me nothing. Just give me a call.

[Sean of the Thread]

Eww they're playing Oakland that day. :(

[DCSL]

Bleachers are okay for me. And thank you! I'll buy the beer or something.

[Celephais]

Bleachers are okay for me. And thank you! I'll buy the beer or something.
You have no idea how much stadium beer costs, do you?

LM, I'm good with (paying for) bleachers or regular seats, just let me know, either way that's still WAY cheaper than it'd be for me to get them.

[DCSL]

No, I don't. =\ I don't drink beer. I usually smuggle in my own hard liquor instead.

[iJin]

Man, I need some hard liquor right about now, and jello. Jello sounds good.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I'm okay with bleachers or better seats.. price is good either way!

[Hips]

Bleacher seats are (usually) more fun from my baseball experience. If you still have tickets by the time this thing rolls around, I'd definitely want to come along.

[Celephais]

Bleacher seats are (usually) more fun from my baseball experience. If you still have tickets by the time this thing rolls around, I'd definitely want to come along.
One warning about bleacher seats to any redsox fans that might come along (and I've gotten the same as a yankee fan in fenway), if you fly your colors, expect some shit... and I'm not talking just some drunk guy yelling at you, I'm talking beer spat at you, if you're lucky. They're a bit less civil in the cheap seats. Oddly enough in my experience, it's worse if it's not a RedSox/Yankee game.

Depending on who I'm with, when I go to non-yankee games at fenway I wear my San Diego cap (I'd rather not drag my mom, or sister, or non-guy friends into some exchange, if it's me w/ some buddies, I'll bear a bit of beer tossed at me).

Although you girls tend to get a bit of a pass.

[Drew]

All the ladies need to wear their pink red sox hats. It will go over swimmingly.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Eww they're playing Oakland that day. :(

No, it's Seattle.

And yeah, I think it's worse when it's not Sox v. Yankees because usually a good number of people show up at the opposing stadium for those games (you're likely to have a lot more Sox fans with you in the bleachers even at Yankee Stadium than say, a lot of Mariners fans.. same at Fenway).

I'm still going to wear my Mariners hat. I'll resist wearing my "Anyone But the Yankees" shirt, though.

[Delarock]

Baseball sucks. That is all.

Where's the afterparty? Dave and Buster's?

[DCSL]

Okay, who's still going to this thing? We're getting closer and I was thinking that it's time to start buying tickets.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I am!

[Celephais]

I'm there.

[radamanthys]

Aug 21-22? Rockin'. Hoping that I can make it down that weekend.

[Sean]

If it happens I'll cross the Hudson.

[Cephalopod]

Is someone arranging a transport for Sean2? I imagine there could be an awesome madlib coming out of this.

[Celephais]

Is someone arranging a transport for Sean2? I imagine there could be an awesome madlib coming out of this.

I'm bringing a roll of quarters.

... an empty roll of quarters, I plan on dequartering him.

[LMingrone]

I'm getting eight tickets (Isold the rest), since I promised it before. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to make it or not (75% that I can). I have PSLs for all the seats in one row in section 414, not the best section, but a nice view. I think I have the names of all the people that requested em. I'll send em out for free to those people. I also have bleacher PSLs for anyone else that needs one.

[Hips]

This might actually be the weekend of my bachelorette party so I don't know what is going on re: PC meetup.

However, my bachelorette party is SUPPOSED to be in NYC, so maybe I can finagle meeting you guys at a bar or something. :/

[Celephais]

Sure, see you at scores.

[Hips]

Sure, see you at scores.

Only if you're stripping. :D

[Stanley Burrell]

Maybe I can round up + drive in some quasi-local folks, if need be. Stadium parking is nothing. I miss the Bx.

Okay. See (you?) there. Yes.

[Tea & Strumpets]

How awesome would it be if Sean of the Thread goes and Celephais ends up smack dab in the middle of a Madlib story?

[Stanley Burrell]

How awesome would it be if Sean of the Thread goes and Celephais ends up smack dab in the middle of a Madlib story?

Pretty awesome.

[Sean of the Thread]

Ironically my SO and kids are up here that week visiting. We also have a trip to NYC on the itinerary as well. It's only 350 miles worth of a drive.

We're doing tourist and kid stuff however too bad so sad.

[Kuyuk]

Shouldnt you be in the hospital recovering from an ass kicking?

PS. You still owe people money sucka. Cough it up!

[Celephais]

How awesome would it be if Sean of the Thread goes and Celephais ends up smack dab in the middle of a Madlib story?
I can only hope.

Ironically my SO and kids are up here that week visiting. We also have a trip to NYC on the itinerary as well. It's only 350 miles worth of a drive.

We're doing tourist and kid stuff however too bad so sad.

I believe I've promised you a beer in the past, so if you can sneak away from your family who you never get to spend any time with and get a beer, let me know.

[Kuyuk]

Giving him beer is a sure-fire way to get a madlib

[4a6c1]

Giving him beer is a sure-fire way to get a madlib

OMG. I see boundless potential for awesome here. It would be the thread to end all threads.

[Caiylania]

Pictures or it didn't happen. I thought about going but no way. You guys are nuts :D

[Cephalopod]

Pictures or it didn't happen. I thought about going but no way. You guys are nuts :D

Why do some people feel this is a bad thing?

[Caiylania]

It isn't a bad thing. Or I wouldn't post here :) The problem is I'm not crazy enough myself!

[Celephais]

It isn't a bad thing. Or I wouldn't post here :) The problem is I'm not crazy enough myself!

Maybe you should give it a try some time... you know... just the tip of crazy, see if you like it.

[Cephalopod]

It isn't a bad thing. Or I wouldn't post here :) The problem is I'm not crazy enough myself!

Give yourself a chance.

(post boobs)

[radamanthys]

Maybe you should give it a try some time... you know... just the tip of crazy, see if you like it.

You never cease to +1 the awesome. rofl.

[Sean of the Thread]

Shouldnt you be in the hospital recovering from an ass kicking?

PS. You still owe people money sucka. Cough it up!


You don't sit in a hospital for something like this. You goto the er and then go through the motions.

That being said don't worry about who I owe money to. Two will get theirs as soon as I'm working solid.

I doubt you'll get your $9 bucks back or whatever it was solely because your a cock gobbler. :P

[Sean of the Thread]

Giving him beer is a sure-fire way to get a madlib


You'd have to give me a shitload of beer. My German Irish blood in addition to my extremely high tolerance would make it an expensive night.

Now if you juice me up with the hard stuff you'd have serious mad lib potential.

[Celephais]

You'd have to give me a shitload of beer. My German Irish blood in addition to my extremely high tolerance would make it an expensive night.

Now if you juice me up with the hard stuff you'd have serious mad lib potential.

Hah, I don't believe you have that high of a tolerance, otherwise you wouldn't be able to afford to get into the shit-storms you get into. Prove me wrong..

[LMingrone]

Just talked to SB on the phone, and I'm gonna try to hook anyone up in Connecticut with free trains rides if need be. I'm not sure if I can get them for free on the way back though. I don't know some of the conductors in NY and sometimes they can be a pain in the ass. Or we'll drive pick anyone up if they need a lift.

Also, I have four tickets available for the Jay-Z Eminem concert at Yankee Stadium for Sept. 13th if anyone wants one. Presale ends tomorrow night. Prices are kind of retarded though: http://newyork.yankees.mlb.com/nyy/images/ballpark/concert_seating_map.pdf

[DCSL]

Just talked to SB on the phone, and I'm gonna try to hook anyone up in Connecticut with free trains rides if need be. I'm not sure if I can get them for free on the way back though. I don't know some of the conductors in NY and sometimes they can be a pain in the ass. Or we'll drive pick anyone up if they need a lift.

Also, I have four tickets available for the Jay-Z Eminem concert at Yankee Stadium for Sept. 13th if anyone wants one. Presale ends tomorrow night. Prices are kind of retarded though: http://newyork.yankees.mlb.com/nyy/images/ballpark/concert_seating_map.pdf


What the. Goddamnit, we chose the wrong weekend. I'd want to go. My boss would slaughter me as an example to all others who dare take off so much time in one month for less than the death of a family member, though, so I guess it's just as well.

[Sean of the Thread]

SB come pick me up.

[DCSL]

SB come pick me up.

Oh god yes. BEN, PICK HIM UP.

[Stanley Burrell]

SB come pick me up.

I need to ricerize my Chevy shaggin' wagon so I can get there. LM, pass the nitrous you absconded from West Coast Customs (fuck you, you still work there, and you're putting the wood vinyl on my Uplander.)

SotT, in the place to be, can't you train in ... maybe to New Haven station? I can gather all the locals and park at Gas Station, Buttfuck CT. by L-Minge's minge. And then we catch the train from there.

[Celephais]

Hmm, I'm used to taking the train out of New Haven, guess there's probably some good options here in Boston to take instead...

[LMingrone]

I need to ricerize my Chevy shaggin' wagon so I can get there. LM, pass the nitrous you absconded from West Coast Customs (fuck you, you still work there, and you're putting the wood vinyl on my Uplander.)

SotT, in the place to be, can't you train in ... maybe to New Haven station? I can gather all the locals and park at Gas Station, Buttfuck CT. by L-Minge's minge. And then we catch the train from there.

Silly boy, I gave up working. Screw working for someone else. I sell tickets now. (I'll get anyone anything they want for no profit of my own. Just for this forum, I'm nice like that.) Once I start doing vinyl again, your the first person I'll hook up with pimpin wood grain. You'll have to deal with a huge "Free candy" sticker too though.

[DCSL]

Once I start doing vinyl again, your the first person I'll hook up with pimpin wood grain. You'll have to deal with a huge "Free candy" sticker too though.

You know that's what he wanted in the first place.

[Hips]

Bring your $1s, ladies. Celephais said he would strip so I'm holding him to that bachelorette party weekend or not.

[Stanley Burrell]

Bring your $1s, ladies. Celephais said he would strip so I'm holding him to that bachelorette party weekend or not.

And I as well. Although I'm not going commando. I'm a bit shy. And I have ethics, so it's only down to my usual male bra and vibrating neon yellow thong.

Sorry.

[LMingrone]

Shit, I'll strip for $. You better make it rain like a monsoon though. I'm talking Benjamins.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nx64_N4AA04

[radamanthys]

Hm. Stripping, eh?

[Celephais]

Bring your $1s, ladies. Celephais said he would strip so I'm holding him to that bachelorette party weekend or not.

You have no proof of this.

[iJin]

You have no proof of this.


I will travel to the east for this.

[Hips]

You have no proof of this.

I have rep comments!! :D

[iJin]

I might actually be in NY this August.

If so, my first plan is to visit the MnM store, pick some up, then visit Nikki and Hips and eat them off of their chocolate syruped bodies, and then rape Bob the day after. Best plan ever.

[Kuyuk]

I can supply the chocolate syrup??

[Hips]

My bachelorette party is NOT the weekend of the PC meetup, so I can officially make it now!

GET IN THE VAN.

[Cephalopod]

Stan, can you update the first post with the weekend of this?

I'm too lazy to find it, so someone do the work for me.

[Stanley Burrell]

Stan, can you update the first post with the weekend of this?

I'm too lazy to find it, so someone do the work for me.

Hokai.

[Celephais]

My bachelorette party is NOT the weekend of the PC meetup, so I can officially make it now!

GET IN THE VAN.

Something tells me this weekend is going to live on in PC infamy forever.

[radamanthys]

Something tells me this weekend is going to live on in PC infamy forever.

I can tell you this much: I'm putting on my wizard hat and robe.

[Hips]

Something tells me this weekend is going to live on in PC infamy forever.

don't worry, I'm still bringing $1s so you can strip :)

[DCSL]

Something tells me this weekend is going to live on in PC infamy forever.

Everyone remember to bring cameras.

[DCSL]

Hm. On second thought, no cameras. None at all. We don't need any proof.

[Celephais]

Hm. On second thought, no cameras. None at all. We don't need any proof.

I like this... What happens at PC get together, stays at PC get together.

[Stanley Burrell]

Oh. Whoever wants to stay a night in the city, just know that you can personally tell me to fuck off or to stick around if you need privacy: The PC protects its flock. And I am willing to sit on a hotel stoop for three or four hours after being advised not to ... interrupt you, if need be. Know in advance that you aren't being a dick/vagina and you can spell shit out for me straight up.

Mainly, for those who are going to stay a night, I also want to make certain you have ample transportation back to wherever it is you need to go. Simply put, if you have a good time, I'll have had a good time -- I'm not trying to babysit anyone/saying you aren't adults, but I want to see to it that no one feels particularly uncomfortable, nervous, shitty, etc.

.

Also, can someone post something slightly schizophrenic, quickly, so that no one notices that I made a serious post? Awesome.

(P.S. What I said though = seriously.)

[Sean of the Thread]

What time are you guys picking me up so I know how many pickles to put in my backpack?

[radamanthys]

What time are you guys picking me up so I know how many pickles to put in my backpack?

I thought you were playing family man that weekend.

[Kuyuk]

I thought you were playing family man that weekend.

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z195/sparkletags4/import/graphics/Funny/lol-cat-funny.png

[IorakeWarhammer]

IM COMIN 2!!!

[radamanthys]

IM COMIN 2!!!

Perhaps we could hit a FDNY bar.

[Sean of the Thread]

I thought you were playing family man that weekend.

It's been changed to the first week to second week of august due to work.

[Wyrmx]

How many people are actually going so far?

[DCSL]

At least ten, I think?

[Jarvan]

Damn, I was just up in NYC.

Chance I may be able to come up for a day, easy bus ride for me. Still the 21st or it get changed again?

[Stanley Burrell]

Damn, I was just up in NYC.

Chance I may be able to come up for a day, easy bus ride for me. Still the 21st or it get changed again?

The 21st. It is written in the Torah.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I still need to figure out how the eff I'm getting there. Right now it's looking cheaper to just fly in on jet blue than shell out for the train >.<

[radamanthys]

I still need to figure out how the eff I'm getting there. Right now it's looking cheaper to just fly in on jet blue than shell out for the train >.<

You fucking better be there.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

You fucking better be there.

I will be!

[Delias]

I would invite myself but I don't think I'm cool enough to hang out with you guys. Oh, and work and stuff.

[Celephais]

I still need to figure out how the eff I'm getting there. Right now it's looking cheaper to just fly in on jet blue than shell out for the train >.<

What's the current deal w/ LM and the train? If he can get us free rides from CT we could look into car pooling to CT and taking the train into the city. That and the bus is only $18 a way, the bus kinda sucks, but it's a lot better if you go w/ someone.

[Stanley Burrell]

Word. If you're not super far away, I can car pool a few people (local enough to New Haven) that day. Over to LM's and then we take the train. If worse comes to worse, I guess I could cross the bridge and pick folks up heading southbound. My only problem with that would be going from the Bx to Manhattan and parking prices after the ballgame (I am of the Jewish faith.)

I have a feeling this will work out though, one way or another.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

What's the current deal w/ LM and the train? If he can get us free rides from CT we could look into car pooling to CT and taking the train into the city. That and the bus is only $18 a way, the bus kinda sucks, but it's a lot better if you go w/ someone.

I like this idea! I'm not sure what's going on as far as the train goes, I'll send LM a PM and see what's up.

[Celephais]

I like this idea! I'm not sure what's going on as far as the train goes, I'll send LM a PM and see what's up.

Worst case scenario we can car pool down to Stan and then go with him. I've always wanted to get into Stan's van.

[Stanley Burrell]

Worst case scenario we can car pool down to Stan and then go with him. I've always wanted to get into Stan's van.

Like I've always said, what happens in the van...



























INHALE THIS CHLOROFORM RAG.

[Kitsun]

I won't be going to the ballgame but when you guys figure out where you're going for dinner or something, let me know.

[Sean]

I won't be going to the ballgame but when you guys figure out where you're going for dinner or something, let me know.

This. I guess it would probably make sense if someone who's going to the game volunteers to be the coordinator and takes some phone numbers in case plans change.

[Cephalopod]

No ballgame for me, but I may make the trip down.

[Asha]

Are you all gonna talk about PC and GS? God that would be weird.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Are you all gonna talk about PC and GS? God that would be weird.

At the Boston get together we didn't talk very much at all about that stuff. Mostly about drinking, what we should drink next, the heterosexual nature of bacon, rape stairs, things like that.

[DCSL]

Are you all gonna talk about PC and GS? God that would be weird.

I'm sure the PC will come up somehow.

[Cephalopod]

Are you all gonna talk about PC and GS? God that would be weird.

If I show up, I'll be doing my tutorial on the Double Dutch Rudder again.

[Asha]

At the Boston get together we didn't talk very much at all about that stuff. Mostly about drinking, what we should drink next, the heterosexual nature of bacon, rape stairs, things like that.

LOL! Wish I lived nearer now.

[TheEschaton]

Come on, the Double Dutch Rudder is common knowledge by now. No one's touching any dick! Well, I'm touching my own dick.

[DCSL]

Come on, the Double Dutch Rudder is common knowledge by now. No one's touching any dick! Well, I'm touching my own dick.

What if someone WANTS to touch dick?

[Sean]

What if someone WANTS to touch dick?

TheE will still be on his own to touch his own dick since he bailed on living in NYC for Texas.

[TheEschaton]

Damn it. :(

[LMingrone]

I think me and Stanley will pull off any train/car pooling plans. I got the tickets taken care of. Like I said though, the only place I can ride the train from is Union Station in New Haven. PM me if you need any other info.

[Anebriated]

I won't be going to the ballgame but when you guys figure out where you're going for dinner or something, let me know.

Im in the area for work(will be a bit further east on Long Island but its an easy enough drive). Let me know what happens after the game.