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Methais
03-19-2010, 12:07 AM
Quite possibly the greatest thing ever on facebook if it's for real. Which it probably isn't, but one can hope.

http://www.facebook.com/pages/MY-SISTER-SAID-IF-I-GET-ONE-MILLION-FANS-SHE-WILL-NAME-HER-BABY-MEGATRON/333067975442?ref=nf&v=wall
Cephalopod
03-19-2010, 12:09 AM
1,518,866 fans right now... no update since March 4th.
Methais
03-19-2010, 12:11 AM
1,518,866 fans right now... no update since March 4th.

Maybe after the kid was born he turned into a gun and shot everyone, and then himself.
Celephais
03-19-2010, 12:11 AM
I want to name my firstborn son Ferrous, so it seems like a normal (awesome) name at first, "Ferris", but upon closer inspection he's fucking IRON MAN!
Methais
03-19-2010, 12:15 AM
I want to name my firstborn son Ferrous, so it seems like a normal (awesome) name at first, "Ferris", but upon closer inspection he's fucking IRON MAN!

Name him Gemstonefour.
Celephais
03-19-2010, 12:19 AM
no, I'd go strait for seven, five and six are boring.
Mighty Nikkisaurus
03-19-2010, 12:23 AM
If I ever have kids I plan on telling everyone who inquires about a name during my pregnancy, "Magnus Robotfighter."

The sad thing is with all of the cracked names people are giving their kids now, I don't think Megatron would be utterly out of place when the kid hit kindergarten. He'll sit between Pocahontas Skydancer and Audio Fairy.
Celephais
03-19-2010, 12:31 AM
Audio Fairy sounds like she'll grow up to be a hottie... and quickly onto the pole.
Mighty Nikkisaurus
03-19-2010, 12:34 AM
Ha, a lot of the names I hear/read sound like stripper names or porn star names.

The day will come when the kids named Jacob or Emily will be the ones made fun of for having a 'boring name'.
Drew
03-19-2010, 12:55 AM
If I ever have kids I plan on telling everyone who inquires about a name during my pregnancy, "Magnus Robotfighter."

That sounds good, his tales have already been chronicled:

http://www.valiantfan.com/VALIANT/CD/vh1/Magnus/magnus56.jpg
Celephais
03-19-2010, 01:01 AM
Fighting robots is not a glamorous job, but it needs to be done, because once they get you with their metal claws (http://www.hulu.com/watch/2340/saturday-night-live-old-glory), you can't break free, because they're made of metal, and robots are strong.
Barundar
03-19-2010, 01:19 AM
Fighting robots is not a glamorous job

If it isn't glamorous why does that Magnus guy wear that man skirt and those fabulous white boots?
Mighty Nikkisaurus
03-19-2010, 01:24 AM
That sounds good, his tales have already been chronicled:

http://www.valiantfan.com/VALIANT/CD/vh1/Magnus/magnus56.jpg

I award you with a million cool points, and one internet, sir.
Celephais
03-19-2010, 09:07 AM
Sometimes when you can't kill any robots you've got to go back in time, to a time where indians and dinosaurs roamed the earth, oh and maybe one or two flying robots.

http://www.valiantfan.com/VALIANT/CD/vh1/Magnus/magnus12.jpg
Fallen
03-19-2010, 09:13 AM
Magnus appears to be the shit.
ElvenFury
03-19-2010, 09:26 AM
Magnus #1 is the keystone of my retirement savings. As soon as I sell that shit on e-bay, I'm going to be rollin' in the benjamins.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/25/Magnus_Robot_Fighter_4000AD_no1.jpg
Some Rogue
03-19-2010, 09:36 AM
He's not just a robot fighter you know...

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a64/lrenzo2/pvmtpb.jpg
Stanley Burrell
03-19-2010, 09:37 AM
I think Magnus is a pretty cool guy. eh kills robots and doesn't afraid of wearing short-shorts.

What does he do if he's fighting a Bionic Commando though? Or maybe Dante from Devil may Cry? Does he just rip their arms off and then have a teaparty? This looks like serious reading material, I doubt I'm up for the challenge, someone give me the low-down.
ElvenFury
03-19-2010, 09:40 AM
I think Magnus is a pretty cool guy. eh kills robots and doesn't afraid of wearing short-shorts.

What does he do if he's fighting a Bionic Commando though? Or maybe Dante from Devil may Cry? Does he just rip their arms off and then have a teaparty? This looks like serious reading material, I doubt I'm up for the challenge, someone give me the low-down.
I don't think thats shorts that he's wearing. It looks more like Link's tunic, sans leggings. Commando? One can only hope.
Stanley Burrell
03-19-2010, 09:43 AM
Yeah, the one Some Rogue posted where he teams up with Danny Glover just made that evident, my b :embarrassed:

But seriously, how does he handle what are humans, just with ridiculous amounts of cybernetics?
Drew
03-19-2010, 11:49 AM
I don't think thats shorts that he's wearing. It looks more like Link's tunic, sans leggings. Commando? One can only hope.

According to this cover, nope:

http://www.valiantfan.com/valiant/CD/vh1/Magnus/magnus18.jpg

Sorry to shatter your hopes and dreams.
ElvenFury
03-19-2010, 01:09 PM
Well that takes all the fun out of my Halloween costume idea. :(

EDIT: Are those two girls in the background about to make out?! They must be horny from witnessing his epic roboPWNage. Awesome.
Latrinsorm
03-19-2010, 04:51 PM
Magnus #1 is the keystone of my retirement savings. As soon as I sell that shit on e-bay, I'm going to be rollin' in the benjamins.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/25/Magnus_Robot_Fighter_4000AD_no1.jpgI remember an ad that looked like but not this in an old comic book, probably a GI Joe from the mid 90s. I remember practicing neck-chopping for years afterwards, because you just never know.
Killer Kitten
03-19-2010, 05:06 PM
He looks better in a tight mini-skirt than I do.
Therefore, I hate him.
Celephais
03-19-2010, 05:13 PM
People don't wear pants, or shorts, from the sea.
Stunseed
03-19-2010, 05:45 PM
According to this cover, nope:

http://www.valiantfan.com/valiant/CD/vh1/Magnus/magnus18.jpg

Sorry to shatter your hopes and dreams.

Zapp Brannigan called and wants his outfit back. :(
Mighty Nikkisaurus
03-20-2010, 09:51 AM
Zapp Brannigan called and wants his outfit back. :(
You mean: Dear Zapp, Magnus called and wants his outfit back.
Celephais
03-20-2010, 10:05 AM
You mean: Dear Zapp, Magnus called and wants his outfit back.
Futurama - Year 3000
Magnus - Year 4000

Magnus' time period seems to be set in a time where the MOM corporation has spun out of control
Fallen
03-20-2010, 10:16 AM
Futurama - Year 3000
Magnus - Year 4000

Magnus' time period seems to be set in a time where the MOM corporation has spun out of control

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Win, sir. Win.
Fallen
03-20-2010, 10:18 AM
As an aside, new episodes of Futurama are coming to Comedy Central in June 2010.


http://futuramasutra.babytux.de/images/fanmade/scans/bender-angry.gif
You all better watch that shit, as that show shant go off the air again.
Celephais
03-20-2010, 10:26 AM
As an aside, new episodes of Futurama are coming to Comedy Central in June 2010.


http://futuramasutra.babytux.de/images/fanmade/scans/bender-angry.gif

You all better watch that shit, as that show shant go off the air again.

I'm extremely excited about this, futurama is the shit.
Mighty Nikkisaurus
03-20-2010, 10:28 AM
Futurama - Year 3000
Magnus - Year 4000

Magnus' time period seems to be set in a time where the MOM corporation has spun out of control

Hahaha
Drew
06-15-2012, 11:28 AM
Bump, they named the baby Dylan.
Bhaalizmo
06-15-2012, 11:30 AM
Fucking fuckers.
4a6c1
06-15-2012, 12:24 PM
Fucked fucking fuckers.
SHAFT
06-15-2012, 01:29 PM
They lied! What a shocker
moonshine
06-19-2012, 04:45 AM
Maybe the kid has a "Starscream" that keeps them up all night?
Mighty Nikkisaurus
06-19-2012, 10:28 AM
Bump, they named the baby Dylan.

That is some disappointing shit.
SFactor123
07-17-2012, 07:15 AM
Well, that is a really funny title for a thread, I think by now your sister should name her baby as Megatron.